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@rollie
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5 years
@chrissyteigen Probably a decent one in Austin
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@rollie
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9 years
@Stugotz790 lookin good!
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2 years
@CStrable @edsbs Welcome to what makes Spencer’s account so much fun.
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6 years
@JasonLieser It was funny. Poor, sensitive Philadelphia.
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8 years
@j_roc83 @BuzzFeed why swear on social media? Your kids one day will find it.
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5 years
@TheRickWilson Republicans, amirite?
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@rollie
Rollie
9 years
@Stugotz790 the tragedy that there is no ESPN video link of you almost choking to death is a glorious injustice.
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@rollie
Rollie
8 years
@bomani_jones the Humble Superstar
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13 years
@marcoarment when your accepting game requests on twitter you know you're at the inlaws house
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@rollie
Rollie
7 years
I’ve listened to 26 episodes of @PrichardShow since November. I don’t feel like I have a problem except that I’ve also listened to the Cornette episode 4 other times.
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Rollie
5 years
@JOEL9ONE Soccer would look like a classic Electric football game Everyone falling down.
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@rollie
Rollie
7 years
@Cle_Fan7 You missed the joke, you’re AWFUL at this.
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@rollie
Rollie
9 years
I could listen to @Stugotz790 say "Mardygab" on loop forever.
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Rollie
7 years
@joethomas73 Do you even lift, bro?
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Rollie
5 years
@danprimack @SportsbyBrooks Depends on their accounting practices regarding recognized and unrecognized revenue.
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Rollie
8 years
@LeBatard_Reddit @LeBatardShow @MichaelRyanRuiz good luck ever getting bob Einstein back on.
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Rollie
7 years
@Jeff_Daniels That's mean Jeff, why would you toy with my emotions like this?
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@rollie
Rollie
7 years
Odell Beckham Jr is a filthy trash cheap shot artist and I hope his ankle causes him mild discomfort during daily tasks.
@kmeinke
kyle meinke
7 years
Jarrad Davis missed a second straight practice because of a brain injury
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@rollie
Rollie
9 years
@TonyPaul1984 am I sick if I’m apathetic about a bad guy being paid 11 million to not throw a baseball and not flip off fans?
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5 years
@realDonaldTrump Happy Easter, bud. What does Christ mean to you?
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3 years
@MichaelRyanRuiz MY GAWD HES BACK
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Rollie
11 years
@danbenjamin I think all it does is remind people you’re 26
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@rollie
Rollie
8 years
@TylerMassey2K phelps. First 50M of most races. Wouldn't medal. Come on.
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@rollie
Rollie
6 years
@tigersgoroooar This is still my all time favorite 9/11 tweet and top 3 all time.
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@rollie
Rollie
6 years
As a father of three daughters and a son. If that Jay Feely picture got back to me and it was my son taking her out and Jay hadn’t cleared it with me. There would be a conversation. You don’t pull your gun out near my child, especially if you hadn’t talked to me first.
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@rollie
Rollie
8 years
@Cianaf what is a RIGTH Tackle?
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@rollie
Rollie
6 years
@AriFleischer False equivalency
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Rollie
6 years
@TheRickWilson Not falling for it, bud.
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@rollie
Rollie
10 years
@ChrisWarcraft @antkingsmith I dunno man. Seems like a stable guy.
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@rollie
Rollie
5 years
@ChrisWarcraft And so. That makes the powerful figures who design and maintain the system indicated, wholly implicit.
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6 years
@AriFleischer I have one question for Ari. 1. Where were the WMDs?
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3 years
That’s a bad targeting call on #Rutgers . And I’m a #Michigan fan. That’s just football.
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@rollie
Rollie
9 years
@Brilliant_Ads what am I missing?
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Rollie
4 years
Oops!
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@rollie
Rollie
7 years
@darth Buddy. If I can figure out French fries in the air fryer with solar panels we’ll never get off the couch.
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@rollie
Rollie
9 years
@Thilsana @Stareagle is it possible, to compare her mug shot to other mug shots preferably from the same jail house? Someone has that info?
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@rollie
Rollie
2 years
@Stugotz790 You mean retweeting compliments to you for being a part of it.
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Rollie
4 years
@TechConnectify Huge pet peeve. It’s 120/240V 200A service. If you don’t know what that means you don’t need to be concerned with what it is.
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Rollie
2 years
@darth You know he doesn’t call Jr
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@rollie
Rollie
10 years
Is Miguel Cabrera still not clutch? Asking for a friend.
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Rollie
5 years
@CharlesRobinson What a weird way to tweet this less than 24 hours after the Luck retirement.
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@rollie
Rollie
7 years
@bomani_jones They can have my goatee and cargo shorts when they give everyone free health care.
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5 years
@TechConnectify Oh my god. This is the worst/best one yet.
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5 years
@TheBrandiRhodes @AEWrestling What a terrible kick for the stunner. Just. Real bad.
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Rollie
7 years
@Reverend_Scott I don't really like ice cream.
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7 years
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7 years
@JasonLaCanfora Hey. Did this go like you thought it would go?
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6 years
@mattyglesias @ChrisWarcraft Nah. It’s the fault of a lazy electorate. Unfortunately. They majority of people on both sides deserves what they have gotten.
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3 years
@mikefreemanNFL Oh. I’m not on Rodgers side bud. This is a terrible look. Cherry picking at its best. If you read through the lines. Yeah. It’s pretty apparent where pat stands. But. Boy, he’s not overt with it and you’re picking the wrong fight.
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Rollie
7 years
@InternetHippo @drewmagary Two words: Piss Bidet
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Rollie
3 years
@bomani_jones Is NBC having both of those two talking about Gruden the worst pairing possible?
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9 years
@BlaiseInKC @JimmyJohnson @colon I want to tell him how much I enjoy his new nickname but I'm blocked so.
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Rollie
5 years
@lukeisamazing @Kyle_Bauer Politics is professional wrestling. It’s high time we all understand we have no control over any of it.
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Rollie
8 years
@Reverend_Scott or the thermostat
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7 years
@kmeinke I’d ask you what was wrong but you’d tell me to check the report.
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Rollie
7 years
You can’t be against Harvey Weinstein and Kevin Spacey and not say shit about the president without being a hypocrite.
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5 years
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10 years
This feels like bullshit/l. And I don’t blame refs, typically.
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11 years
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3 years
@bomani_jones It’s probably 25 years later and I can’t watch a random AFC game and pretend to care. That’s a wild legacy
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4 years
@kmeinke Can we stop being updated with Kelly Stafford stuff now?
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2 years
@amandamull @edsbs It’s a real shame that everyone associated with Ohio State hates charity.
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5 years
@foundersbrewing Make a Rock & Rye beer or stop tweeting forever.
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1 year
Ya know. As a @lions fan I’m used to this kind of performance in week 7. I’m not used to them being 5-1 going into it and having beat the defending SB champs and a divisional rival by now. So, I’m not panicking yet.
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Rollie
7 years
@billygil @Stugotz790 #askstugotz Give up playing golf forever and Jets win a Super Bowl or keep playing golf and Jets never win one?
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7 years
@tigersgoroooar I am sorry but the hunter inevitably has a very short "stick" which is why he needs the gun to feel like a man.
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7 years
@realDonaldTrump @FoxNews Why are you getting your information from Fox News?
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Rollie
10 years
@kmeinke Darius Island
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Rollie
8 years
And. It's never true!
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B. Miller
8 years
"They'll sleep good tonight!!" At least one adult when a group of kids is playing
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Rollie
7 years
Hello Kyle. I know why.
@kmeinke
kyle meinke
7 years
Throw was a little long, sure, but why didn't Ebron lay out for that? I don't know if he catches it, but I know it was too close not to try
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Rollie
10 years
@marcoarment ★☆☆☆☆
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8 years
@Cianaf @Kaspar_D_Ghost They're good dogs, Casper.
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Rollie
9 years
@kmeinke Lionized!
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7 years
@Kyle_Bauer Be glad you don't live at home. #bubbleguts
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4 years
@danorlovsky7 @PatMcAfeeShow Playing out of your own end zone is tough, Dan.
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Rollie
7 years
How to train your dragon. Gets my vote
@BlaiseInKC
B. Miller
7 years
Of all the kid movies I’ve had to sit through, Fantastic Mr. Fox might be the best.
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Rollie
3 years
@TechConnectify I as an electrician feel that replaceable bulbs are the only way to go. Integrated led luminaries are a disaster waiting to happen.
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9 years
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8 months
Holy. This halftime show is poop.
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3 years
It’s a bummer that this won’t change the opinion anyone who I know who won’t get the vaccine.
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3 years
Giving it to him, hoping I would get the chance to just shake his hand and tell him I appreciate the chance to have rooted for him for years.
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Kennedy Broadwell
3 years
You catch Miggy’s 500th HR… wyd?
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Rollie
7 years
@Justin_Rogers @kmeinke I enjoyed it. I mean. I never listened, but I enjoyed the idea of it.
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Rollie
10 years
Remember, if that 18 year old puts on the wrong hat tomorrow, it’s because he hates you.
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10 years
@breannamoody3 @noog you never have to shower because no one loves you and you’re alone.
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9 years
@YahooNoise Flames/Lames 7-14-2 : Rome's Chawn's 11-12-3
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Rollie
10 years
What about when they practice 10 minutes extra? RT @Rosenberg_Mike : I talked to Jim Harbaugh about why he went home: http://t.co/o3B51UYqew
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8 years
@ShaunKing i know it seems that way dude. But. Not _all_ of America. She's garbage.
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9 years
@Frye_Days4ever @TonyPaul1984 @catswithbats I hope he has a nice life and stops treating people like they’re beneath him.
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11 years
I’m in favor of this RT @WillBrinson : Jason Babin ripped Andre Ellington’s hair off his head. Not a euphemism:
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8 years
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10 years
That is my single favorite moment of Mad Men. And, I hate Pete Campbell.
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1 year
I will not apologize for liking Ed Sheeran. Anyone on this dumb platform who disagrees can kiss my oversized ass.
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6 years
@teslarians You have a picture of Tucker Carlson on your profile.
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