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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

3 months

@itswaswa_babyyy I used to think they stopped acting when the TV was off😔

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

2 years

@Maxthepapi Hung out with my person literally the whole day, but when he said he had to leave (rightfully so, I had to go to class) my heart broke 🤣

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

4 years

Sad I missed the sun but I love these🙃

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

4 years

@Mph0_ we're sorry for bad genes...?

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

3 years

👉🏾👈🏾🙂

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

4 years

@Shamiso_ If Shamiso doesn't know how much we love her now then I don't know hey😂😂❤️

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

3 months

@itswaswa_babyyy 😭😭😭Pleeeeasee

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

2 years

@MprueDie Right up there with Stokvel😂😂

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

4 years

@bonolomartinz Sonto lezayoni Sonto lamagwala Wake way'bonaphi indoda isonta iphethe induku🤧

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

3 years

Idk man, love it😭😬

Black Jesus

@ZiplockDomo

3 years

WOMEN ONLY: Quote this with your favorite picture of you so far in 2021

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

2 years

@Orahh_x @the_realretha @zeexonline The Roman Philanski era?😂😂

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

4 years

Okay guys jokes aside, Illa Penboy mustn't see this😭 akachubeke ahambise kudla #manzinivsmbabane

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

4 years

I'm always grateful for sitting in the front seat of a kombi with my earphones without stress🤣😂

Mbulazi

@Dungavee

4 years

#WelcomeToESwatini where you don’t have to stress with taxi/kombi maths when on the front seat. 😁

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

3 years

Why didn't anyone warm me about how depressing CNA is now😭

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

4 years

@iamnotmytweets_ Kani ninjani nine bantfu be ngcayizivela lesemkhatsisini kwemhlane nembeleko lekungu South Africa ne Mozambique 😂😂

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

4 years

I got balloons 👉🏾👈🏾😅

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

4 years

"Emhlabeni mel’uz’bheke, it’s crucial Ubothemb’itshe than uthembe umuntu They laugh in your face while they planning to shoot you Bafuna njukuculel’amagugu"

The Hopeful Writer 💞

@manpower_within

4 years

K.O. Once said... ✍️

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

5 years

@Gomolemo_17 @phayolo

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

4 years

@ninaa_sparkles @_DJMosh We can no longer be friends. How dare you insult watermelon like that

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

3 years

Never that♥️

👩🏽‍🎨 the makeup shapeshifter

@slimgirlsupreme

3 years

are you guys willing to die for your country?

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

4 years

Dating me😭😂

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

3 years

@SizweBlaq @dinalediim Fr, my heart literally broke for her when he didn't say I love you back🤧

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

4 years

@chabikobola2 You should try it with Rama and aromat next time😭❤️

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

4 years

I dreamt about you too baby😭

PARTYNEXTDOOR

@partynextdoor

4 years

I had a dream about you.

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

3 months

I wish I could retweet this 500 times weeeh😩

Debs✨

@presidentdebbie

4 months

In Final year, you lose your soul, your money, your mental health, your weight.

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

3 years

I'd appreciate dying in my sleep, no pain just vibes😬

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

3 years

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.🙃

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

4 years

S/o to Nike, Adidas and Louis Vuitton teams. They were so proactive during this pandemic. I came across nearly fifty people in town wearing their branded masks💀🤣

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

4 years

@bisah_q Living at home😭

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

3 years

@landzygama Kantsi unemanga yini?😂😂😂 We are overseas

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

5 years

Dear God, in a few years. Amen.

Mihlali Ndamase 🤍

@mihlalii_n

5 years

I wana start off my year with a solo trip, but I’m indecisive about a destination 🤧

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

4 years

My favourite one of this whole thing😂😂🤣

The Black Bhunu

@DrShakes_SD

4 years

When you see this in Manzini just know kune change of ownership letowenteka #ManzinivsMbabane

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

2 years

@LyrikalBusta Ikhonkotsa ilele

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

3 years

@Miss_xo6 Vlog them pls, for my sake 😭😭😭

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

4 years

I don't appreciate someone calling my marriage unrealistic 🚮. I'm Mrs Nextdoor 😪

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

4 years

She really said "I'm gonna cheat in the morning cause at the end of the day I'm faithful." 😂😭

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

3 years

Ngifun'ukuba nawe namhlanjeeeeee Kuze kubee inguna phakade

theHirohito®

@theHirohito

3 years

What comes to mind when you see this lady ??

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

3 years

Please date girls that really like you🤧

𝖈𝖊𝖇𝖟𝖎𝖓

@thatgentcebo

3 years

bro if we being honest, girls don’t care how their boyfriends are doing emotionally

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

4 months

@rato_noiire 🥺Congratulations mama 💕

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

4 years

@BonganiGift14 @KhalathiNene2 @Piczory_sa That's why it's the Kingdom of eSwatini 😂 singemaSwati aseSwatini.

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

4 years

How does that little voice in my head know all the lyrics but my mouth doesn't?😭

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

2 years

@zeexonline @YouTube It's about tamn time ke sana😩

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

1 year

Magic, by Zamajobe🥺

Didiiiiiiii

@Didiiiiiiiiii_

1 year

What’s a South African song that you feel was created PERFECTLY?

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

3 years

@yeeenzii @nthabe__leng You in my head ma'am 😂😂 Or my favourite "ngisato jika lana nje"

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

3 years

@laMgilijaa Gets better everytime I come across this pls😻😻😻

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

5 years

@itsRato_M They were digested.

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

4 years

I have both. lol

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

2 years

@KennyDose How do you get increasingly finer every time you post a picture? 🥺🥺💞

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

1 year

@Lindie_Mthembu @yamszwakalaa Same hey😂😂 that "baby please don't talk to me that waaaaay"

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

3 years

@Enhle_Mduu @Takitsiii He's trying to remember how to spell 'gowjus', don't jump to conclusions pls😭

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

4 years

It's pennis the menace for me😂😂😂

Miss Positivity ☀️

@dontholdme2it_

4 years

GUYS 😭

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

3 years

@zamadumaa Jola is laced I'm afraid 😭

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

4 years

Shortest- 3 months Longest - 2 years and counting

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

1 year

@____justsihle An August Virgo man😂

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

5 months

@badboy_uno1 Sports bra and a pleated skirt? Criminal

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

4 years

The fact that picnics are currently banned in this country is not on, please talk to Amber Rose

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

4 years

I swear ngiphapha njenga Make😂. How is this woman laughing on the phone with a woman she first spoke to on Saturday afternoon? Mind you, they haven't even formally met😂😂

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

4 years

@MbalenhleSD Nalabo "personally for me"

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

4 years

@_karabohlali Scott's Emulsion, I like you to help me to grow! "mmh I like it" 😭😂😭😂

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

2 years

@hotboitulo Tumelo? What's this? 😂😂😭

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

3 years

What a song Ciara has in I bet♥️🤧🤧

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

4 years

The fact that there are people who have to pay more than 300 for braids💔

God’s will

@veekaypout

4 years

Need to go do my hair tomorrow. I’m not ready to pay 1milli for braids though

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

3 years

@Psykolly @Sambino_ye So you'll let Jhené off the hook??

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

3 years

Here comes Honey Boo Boo? Someone? Anyone?😂😭😭

R E F I L O E

@refiiloeee

3 years

I’m assuming we all had that phase where we watched cake boss and toddlers in tiaras after school?🤷🏽‍♀️

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

5 years

@Eyleet_ @Lunga_Madlala_ Always thought she was the prettiest but she don't knooowwwww So nice to meet you Angela 😭😭😭Sweet Lord

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

4 years

Show me the lie

Mihlali Ndamase 🤍

@mihlalii_n

4 years

Endodeni is where true happiness resides.

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

3 years

There's great music, then there's Curtain call by Rowlene 🥺🥺🥺

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

3 years

@Enhle_Mduu Ubakhandze baphila eGables labanye😭 oh my lowd

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

2 years

@KennyDose Kenny? I really thought I was weak😂 I love this sm😩

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

4 years

Scenario: You've been crushing on this person for a while, and you're still reading the vibe. They invite you for dinner/lunch then they serve you this 💔. Ngingakhala vele mine

Bonginkosi

@lindz_malindz

4 years

Sunday meal🔥🔥🔥

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

3 years

@jusayDent2 @Kolly_Island isn't this Minenhle when we're LITERALLY going to PRINT the assignments?😭

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

3 years

@CollenGumbi @owamandla @mbalis_bakery Hhaybo😂

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

4 years

Heh ndithi I wanna be famouuss

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

7 months

@invis4yo Loud and clear

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

4 years

@z3bra_x @iamnotmytweets_ Reading this uthi "my man wouldn't do that" avele adudethe TSI😭💔💀

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

3 years

I mention assignments and suddenly don't have to grate carrots😻

Kourtney K♓️🇬🇷

@KourtneyannK

3 years

Using homework as an excuse to avoid family gatherings >>>

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

4 years

I'd really be mad if I ever found out my person was saying such. Like ? ? ?

Gontse Mohlatlole

@JustDaddyG

4 years

Hun don’t really care how their boyfriends are doing emotionally. If we being honest

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

3 years

@Kolly_Island @kulanicool Please that was golden whuuut😭😂😂😂

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

3 years

And I would expect him to act as if he has never seen such a beautiful girl in his life.

gkmc

@timothy_kls

3 years

as your boyfriend i expect to see every selfie you take

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

3 years

@Psykolly @SxnityO What I wanna know is how😭

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

2 years

@badboy_uno1 @tk_maggz Valid point 😂

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

4 years

@TheMedicaIVideo @iamnotmytweets_ @R_U_Lostbbygirl & @lukenessj 😍😍

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

4 years

Some food names are so weird, especially siSwati. Why do they think you want to eat lizambane or lihhabhula* or something lekanjalo 😂😂

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

3 years

I have dreams, vivid dreams, about le oxtail ya Sunday😭

long live, Bhubesi 🤍

@bhuby_

3 years

Haven't has a Swazi Man since before the pandemic. All meaty and hot 🥺 Lugogo needs to make a plan.

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

4 years

@AndileSDlamini1 I'm guessing your 'she' has already ordered it for you 😂👀

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

4 years

@Violin_Tay

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

4 years

I've been forced since I was 10😂 and I definitely hate cooking now

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@SaTbooze

4 years

Some ladies have PTSD about cooking. More especially first borns. They’ve been forced to cook since the age of 12 that’s why they have no desire to cook again. They have to be in a mood. Now imagine you forcing her to cook everyday again so “she can know her place”

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

3 years

@nxumalobandzile @LaSkhandzisa_ batsi ngulowaka de sousa💀

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

4 years

@babyG________ @StevStiffler My period just ended yesterday 😂😂 we good over here luv❤️😂. You'll be an aunt later in life

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

4 years

@_STARGIIRL_ I'm hilarious WHAT😂😂 I'm a joke even

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

3 years

@sk1tguru @ninaa_sparkles would entertain us daily without fail😂

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

2 years

@lwande_td Look at you, doing youtuber things 🥺🥺. So proud of you mama💞

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

3 years

Heh ndithi you can't make me love you if I don't, you can't make me love you if I won't

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

3 months

@west_maverick 😂😂Ingene nani ke??

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

3 years

@allthingsgreyy Granadilla

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

3 years

@khawula_musa @_khayaaa nansindaba oe

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

4 years

@Vicky_Vee_J Because we look at the face, and it's just cuteness 😂😂😂😂

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

2 years

"Chakijane" was such a wild story to tell children actually?? What do you mean he cooked the kids' granny then fed her to them??😭😭😭

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laMaseko✨

@phayolo

2 years

@todvwaa @KennyDose You didn't lie🥺

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