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Will López

@WontLopez

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he/him/él | 🇨🇴🇸🇻 | very stable genius | go dodgers | go lakers |

Los Angeles, CA
Joined December 2011
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@WontLopez
Will López
7 months
@big_business_ if you need 20 sga will give you 30….if you need 30 he’ll give you 30…if you need 40 he’ll give you 30
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@queersocialism “butchered and abducted” vs the passive “shattered by subsequent war” if i weren’t outdoors i would’ve thrown my phone. hell isn’t hot enough for him (you know the libs are gonna give him a pat on the back for this, too)
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3 years
@Bease11 you rn
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5 years
@TylerIAm *best moment of some 21 year olds life* espn: so tell us about your cousin who died in a horrific jet ski accident
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2 years
@Liv_Agar this is a mistranslation, it’s actually “ball is life”
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3 years
mark jackson just compared cp3 to tom brady
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8 months
@chicanostalin lmao this is both the most Fidel thing to do and the most Che response to it
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7 years
@TVietor08 @jonfavs @jonlovett can you guys hang a picture of tan suit Obama
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9 months
@queersocialism everyday on this app we are reminded that 54% of American adults read at or below a sixth grade level
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2 years
@bykevinclark “imaging confirmed serious injury but also confirmed that he does, in fact, have that dawg in him”
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2 years
@big_business_ thought my damn shuffle or AirPods were spazzing or some shit…what in the goddamn fuck lmaoo
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5 years
@jaboukie thats a classic “frat bro just got off the phone with parents” voice lmao
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2 years
@Nate_Tice romo said they were going out for a kneel down and i immediately was like “you do not know my man miami mike”
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10 months
@richhomiekhan @dirtbagqueer eddie George 312/1013….real football
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2 years
@knicks_tape99 gotta make that trade 10/10 times….you know what they say, conference finals participant banners last forever
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4 years
@TylerIAm “hey curt? you think youre a shithead? well listen up buddy, let me introduce you to my friend.....ME and also, Steve Carlton”
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2 years
@big_business_ ben simmons gets called a wanker at the free throw line and we’d never see or hear from him again
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5 months
@ettingermentum RBG rolling over in her grave rn
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2 years
@ESPNF1 someone really needs to pull max aside and tell him he has a horrible father
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@queersocialism americans are only able to see their lives as either a reality tv show or a true crime documentary
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2 years
@knicks_tape99 to be fair the man cheated on his pregnant wife so he knows a thing or two about “deplorable behavior”
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2 years
@queersocialism “we gave a fascist $200k” could only be a dunk for american liberals
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8 months
@notbigracks once again i ask
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11 months
@Very__Regular val kilmer perfect game in this one…just a fucking heater
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5 years
@TylerIAm cam needs whatever the fuck the nfl equivalent of load management is and thursday night football is literally the opposite of that
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4 years
@TylerIAm rodgers 8 months removed from losing a nfc championship to bradys former backup
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3 months
@PurpyNFL @ArifHasanNFL im a niner fan and lombardi is legit so bad that at some point i got so pissed off at his purdy glazing that i cancelled my subscription to the athletic lol
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@queersocialism gendering loneliness and framing it as a “reward” for individual pathologies also feels a like misdirection that enables “the discourse™️” to avoid the more straightforward, obvious fact that loneliness and isolation are the other side of the “rugged american individualism” coin
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3 years
@TylerIAm she was peeping her rear view seeing this lmao
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10 months
@big_business_ no sympathy for a man who was convicted of a hate crime
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3 years
@TylerIAm gonna be even worse now that some of them are gonna be the mansions of people who make tiktoks or some shit
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2 years
@TylerIAm gatorade logo next to his name since the last drive before halftime
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6 years
@DragonflyJonez when lance baits dray into getting suspended in the WCF and steph starts playing “injured”>>>
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@jzux honestly this makes me think that I’m better off eating some Greek yogurt instead of tweaking my resume for the thousandth time so my heart wants to agree
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9 months
@TylerIAm wife called him brock purdy lmao
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11 months
@cdgoldstein clause in the contract says that the mounties have orders to to shoot if he’s seen at the Rogers centre
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3 years
as beautiful as ever
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7 years
@Lana real americans allow the flag to envelop them, suffocation hazard be damned
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7 months
@zukosmadre liberals stopped paying attention to US immigration policy in january 2021…theyll circle back to it if/when their guy loses in november
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1 year
@queersocialism you’re stupid if you think these people have power… but also, you don’t want change if you don’t vote for them… im so tired
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6 months
@SportsTalkATL maybe it’s because ohtani hits for a higher average, gets on base more often, and is a better baserunner? no, must be a conspiracy against marcell ozuna
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7 months
@PurpyNFL oj Simpson? the heisman trophy winner?
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2 years
@Chinchillazllla “wanting to live is a pet issue that shows you don’t understand how politics work” does kind of sound like a pelosi quote tbh
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@BrandyLJensen the ideal diet is 2 larger meals and an assortment of snacks throughout the day… but big lunch™️ doesn’t want us to have this
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2 years
@DragonflyJonez LISTEN HERE BUDDY
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4 years
@queersocialism “just a little neoliberalism....as a treat”
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2 years
@ChadMoriyama *25 minutes later* “and here comes the 2-2 pitch to aaron judge”
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4 years
@alltwentytwo sendejo would never draft solomon thomas over mahomes and watson
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6 years
@DragonflyJonez that he said it on ESPN+ and I’m broke and can’t watch the full episode
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5 months
@BlakeHHarris the Stone Age has begun 🪨
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5 months
you can therapize language all you want but when your motive for any sort of (potentially) vulnerable interaction with another human is “how can deal with this in a way that allows me to get clout on social media” then, uh…you shouldnt call yourself a “healthy communicator”
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I’m the king of boundaries… don’t be inconsistent and then expect me to play the “fat friend” ✌🏽
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@TylerIAm literally had the entire shanahan tree on staff and got one playoff appearance out of it…id need a jimbo fisher contract to coach there, that’s a godless franchise
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4 years
@TylerIAm 1979 lakers won 47 games the year before they drafted magic #1 ......i wasn’t event alive then and i still think about how ridiculous that is
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@PurpyNFL sitting on this then finally telling this story when jimmy g is staffords backup…she’s not slick
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4 years
@itsazul_ dem climate policy is walking up to a raging wildfire and saying “i hear you, i see you, and im listening” and nothing else
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@chicanostalin 100% attributing my next defeat in LA fitness 5-on-5 to bourgeois trickery
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5 years
@BillShaikin he didn’t start the fiers, it was always burning
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@mike_petriello @pgammo “they weren’t on the ground” is a bar lolol
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1 year
@theStevenRuiz my god mccaffrey JUMPS off the screen here lol
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@TylerIAm @MostCrucified @ColeyMick madden 06 needs to be in its own, racist hell category…qb vision cone was bush era racism at its peak (outside of the wars)
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@Lana he kneeled for the anthem why is nobody flipping out
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@TylerIAm coming through like
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@BRWalkoff @Yankees nestor postgame
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@TylerIAm watch them respond with “I’m not here to argue”
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@FourVerts got highlights from niners-Steelers week one just two days ago…and yet they say the man that runs this app is gonna take us to mars
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2 years
@JuMosq using his legs to move his body in the direction he wants to move…obviously a war crime
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6 years
@LaJethroJenkins the lie shimmied on the truth we’ll always have that
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8 months
@Nate_Tice this is basically 2010 auburn tape
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4 years
@TylerIAm if they gotta walk there by themselves then tennis needs entrance music and wwe pyrotechnics...it’s 2021
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4 months
@DragonflyJonez also, truly the most bizarre injury plagued career ever. usually guys who play at an elite level & have injury issues have a premature decline due to the injuries. kawhi’s now 33 and his play hasn’t really declined. just can’t stay on the court. so odd…
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7 years
@LakersNation the fact that the lakers are planning to play him major minutes could be a problem for the lakers
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4 years
@minakimes @mikegolicjr beaming Kyle Lowry
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Will López
7 years
pupusas, tamales, and getting DRAGGED by the craziest, most wonderfully supportive family members.....and saying "vos" all the damn time
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Question of the day: What does Growing up Central American mean to you? 🌴 (Quote your responses) #CentralAmericanTwitter
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@knicks_tape99 opposite but related end of the coin: bomani was on here last week saying scottie mf pippen was not a “guy” lol
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@Senn_Spud well here’s to hoping that you used to be a big curt schilling fan
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4 years
lakers
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2 years
@TylerIAm madden fake fg pass arm strength
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4 years
@DragonflyJonez that move + Krause drafting Artest, Jamal Crawford, Tyson Chandler, Elton brand in the early 00s....a few of those dudes with t Mac would’ve made for a halfway decent team for at least 2 years at some point before 06
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5 years
@ChadMoriyama blizzards don’t happen in LA
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2 years
@TylerIAm “requisite storage space for a bucket” does he think we’re referring to some apparatus given its own storage closet? bro. a fuckin bag in a trash can would do
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@deray bad hombres unite
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4 years
@TylerIAm camera zooming in on osaka raising one eyebrow after an ace>>>
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3 years
@NinersNation brady would throw for 500 yards and 10 touchdowns against our secondary
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6 years
flew 1,000 miles for this (please win) @Dodgers
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@queersocialism “colonial lullabies” is an absolute HEATER (and…congrats!!!!)
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2 years
@ClaireMPLS with no personality other than loving his family, soccer, and not paying taxes to the spanish crown 🐐
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4 years
@jeffvandermeer *ctrl+f: “the tower”* no results found
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10 months
@dirtbagqueer I’m choosing to believe that he saw that man was with rosario Dawson and was like “apologies, i was unfamiliar with your game” lol
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5 years
@bomani_jones @nw3 can you tell me the #1 reason the average golfer can’t hit the ball 200+ yards though, bo? this is what i really need to know
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@DragonflyJonez @CP3 LOVE THE WIFE OF YOUR YOUTH @CP3
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@TylerIAm “Elvis, bro—she’s just doing the hanky panky, she’ll respond to your telegram” -mid century trilly
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wasn’t fletchers connection to this part of the initial reporting? sports media (and tisha in particular) were just so focused on trying to “get” shohei that they ignored the fact that it was a major leaguer who introduced ippei to the bookie
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David Fletcher, a former Los Angeles Angels infielder currently with the Atlanta Braves' Triple-A affiliate, bet on sports with the same Southern California bookmaker who took wagers from Shohei Ohtani's longtime interpreter, according to multiple sources detailing the
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@BenjaminSolak we gave shanahan a heineke
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@TylerIAm “i shop like my mama” top 5 most endearing things an athlete has ever said lol
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