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Jarson

@PunishedOmbies

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Jarson

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3 months

I think laughing Kamala is the first true piece of evidence that he’s slipping. 2016 Trump would’ve had a nickname that resonated. Not the same dude anymore.

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Trump: Kamala, I call her laughing Kamala. Have you seen her laughing? She is crazy. You can tell a lot by a laugh. She is nuts. She is not as crazy as Nancy Pelosi.

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Discussing film is funnier then any of the shitty parodies

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preheating my oven

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DiscussingFilm looking at the “One year ago today, THE BATMAN released in theatres” tweet in their drafts thinking about the 70k likes it’ll get next week

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George Lucas: okay so then there’s gonna be a whole mineshaft using child labour, and Indy is gonna backhand slap his little child sidekick and we’re gonna rip a dudes heart out and dunk him in hell. Spielberg: Lucas: I just miss her a lot man Spielberg: I know buddy. I know.

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@beboobfa Dead internet theory seeming more and more plausible

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@beboobfa #WHERESTHEWITT

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Vilest image ever. No word can describe the putridity of it.

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3 months

To all the bitches in the replies:

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Jarson

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2 years

this is the funniest thing to just randomly post on the film news page

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1 year

When the teacher is having a breakdown and you’re trying to be quiet but your buddy gives you this look

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2 years

He asked me to storyboard, for free. FREE.

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This is the “Batman should spend his money on mental health support” for Indy

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2 years

Indiana Jones and the Misappropriation of Cultural Artifacts

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1 year

Found out my brother failed two of his college courses and this is the first thing I blurted out. I feel so bad.

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2 years

@Srirachachau Occasionally a fist, leg, head of a chicken, etc. would pop out of the smoke

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Jarson

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2 years

Stop blanketing genuine criticisms as misogyny, the male led projects suck as much as the female led projects don’t you worry

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2 years

@TheDouggernaut Star Wars fans get so caught up on the “realistic science” in a universe where a little green dude talks in riddles and moves things with his mind they forget to realize that badass things are badass for the sake of being badass

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1 year

Hydrogen bomb, coughing baby, God Himself

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7 months

@EPM106 I’m sorry but the system that has freezing temperature at 0° and boiling point at 100° is just straight up the better option, it makes perfect sense

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Jarson

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1 year

Just made my first fan film in source filmmaker! 🤗 let me know what you guys think!

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@kevinthefilmguy They’re multiplying…

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1 year

This being the tagline for saw V is so funny because it’s like the least crazy saw twist

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1 year

@ettingermentum I’ve been repeating ‘he is a BRENTON?’ To myself in my head for like a month now

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2 years

@donkfingus @odenhead He never met oakley in the show btw.

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‘VENOM 3’ has been delayed to November 8, 2024. See what other movies just got delayed:

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@Jtaylor0_3 Can’t fully articulate but it felt like a Shakespearean soliloquy it was amazing

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2 years

Today is his day

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6 months

ON CINEMA AT THE CINEMA IS A JEOPARDY CATEGORY TODAY

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2 years

Giancarlo owns as Gus but man him being typecast is so sad

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2 years

“😂wym it’s a joke? Morbius 2 is gonna make 2 morbill-“

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Jarson

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1 year

I fucking adore this video

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kevin feige in 2024

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7 months

You might think it’s cool but I thought the subway was down there and I walked into it like an idiot. Everyone at the movies was laughing at me. And I ended up missing my train.

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i will not see this movie but this cutout fucking rocks i love this

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@hankofjuly When he hits you with that ‘I am a surgeon’ stare

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Jarson

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Historic Vids

@historyinmemes

9 months

They need to bring back this type of comedy in movies

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1 year

😭😭😭😭😭

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1 year

Jimmy Fallon has been executed via firing squad 💔 fly high sweet angle 🕊️ 🕊️ 🕊️ heaven will be a whole lot funnier with you there 🥹🥹

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@ettingermentum 2 second clip and yet NOTHING could prepare me for those 2 seconds

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Son of War: father! We have to stop thor! God of war: quick boy! Into the Contraption!

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@nikicaga “Yes Your Holiness, soon usury will be a thing of the past. May the lord be with you.”

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1 year

He— he- WHAT?!

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@OssKx

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Here you go, fixed it for you

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@PunishedLobster It’s not even creative they just rattle off breaking bad references for 30 seconds

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@awoodustin When it goes that hard why change it?

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Watching glass onion. Was enjoying it, and then Ethan Hawke showed up, Now I’m REALLY enjoying it.

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3 years

@EARTH_96283 Morbius 2: let there be More-bius!

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2 years

Being a hater sucks because you just get shoved into the comicsgate crowd like this lmfao

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what’s your favorite engagement bait?

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@bambooney “Oh this fries the consoles ram?… hm. Didn’t know that. Thanks for the 60 bucks by the way haha.”

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@BGarcN2 Fortnite

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2 years

Steal my tweet, idgaf, now you’re making money off it and not cutting me in?

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real bag chasing shit idk bout y’all

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1 year

@EPM106 Not for a guy like me. I’ll pull some strings. Get a discount.

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3 years

Spider-Man no way home shoulda has a Spider-Man from a universe where he takes it up the ass

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Jarson

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1 year

This is what they were building at Los alamos

yo yo yo muthafucka whats good haha maayne shiiiid

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What the fuck lol

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Jarson

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2 years

Walter White killed two landlords…maybe he isn’t such a bad guy…

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holy shit, Hector Salamanca was Ace Ventura’s landlord

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@pinkpillneo @SpiderManMovie

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ITS SPARKLING WATER??? WHY IS IT BRANDED LIKE ITS A FUCKING DRAIN CLEANER

Anh Dang 💡 LBX436

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I’ve found it, the gender fluid

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@NeilNevins The Death of Young Sheldon

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@InsaneLetterbox No funny one liners no pop culture references no post credits scene etc.

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@deadliftguy0172 I was willing to make a charitable donation but they aren’t asking so I’m not giving 🤷‍♂️

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Me when I turn on the tv and an episode of family guy is on

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Jarson

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1 year

Yeah it’s cool an iPhone can run this game or whatever but seriously who gives a shit when it means playing like THIS

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1 year

They would find each other in any universe ❤️

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@adultbuttman Nah that’s just my alt

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3 years

When Spider-Man kicked captain America in the face

eva | #нетвойне ⎊

@thetitanicsucks

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what mcu character's decision in marvel made you feel like this

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I don’t think I can put into words how much better my life got the second I stopped living with this mindset

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2 years

Dude I cant say how many times I’ve said “for you.” To my family and them not understanding it at all

F♯A♯∞, fka ☕️

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This year we’re celebrating a decade of Baneposting.

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My and my dad pulling up to the theatre tomorrow (we are about to watch one of the greatest films ever made)

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Y’all gotta stop calling me ‘the box office’ 🤦‍♂️

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How do I ask for this haircut without showing my barber this picture

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@johnny_tmanV2 Then I will MOVE ASIDE

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My dads commentary on the debate:

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Jarson

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2 years

All of these classic flash characters such as super girl general zod Batman Batman 2

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I love this movie so much. Can’t wait for you all to see it. #TheFlashMovie

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First poster for the final season of ‘BARRY’. The series premieres on April 16 on HBO.

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Bjœřķ⁉️

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@kittischmitti This was cool cmon the ending one of this movies redeeming factors

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Me when I see a lead pipe at the Kevin Fiege meet & greet

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Elden Henson and Deborah Ann Woll are not returning as Foggy Nelson and Karen Page in ‘DAREDEVIL: BORN AGAIN’. It is unknown if the roles will be recast. (Source: )

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non aesthetic things

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My friend sent me this video this morning and I’ve been periodically reopening it and losing it

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@bambooney Games need to stop looking good it isn’t worth poor underpaid devs to work 12 hour shifts for threee months

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@bambooney Wtf I was hacked

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Made like a dark, fucked up version of Taylor swift. Just a glimpse into my dark reality. A full stare into my twisted perspective would make most go simply insane lmao

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Taylor Swift urges her young fans to come wearing all black and “question what Jesus teaches” at her recent #ErasTourParis show.

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Unfilm it

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‘TITANS’ Season 4 has begun filming.

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2 years

If Frasier came out today it would be called “FRASIER: a tale from the world of cheers!”

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The first look at the ‘Bridgerton’ prequel ‘QUEEN CHARLOTTE: A BRIDGERTON STORY’ will be revealed on September 24 at TUDUM.

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@Srirachachau Love the little waddle they gave him at the end

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@pinkpillneo I think season 2 was fine but after that it really shows how much cooler it coulda been as an anthology

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1 year

Jack Layton if you can hear us, please Jack Layton. Please save me. Please save me, Jack Layton, please. I’m asking you. Please save me.

Philippe J. Fournier

@338Canada

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338Canada federal update | November 12, 2023 Details → #canpoli

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@thevoyager_ Just like my aunts 11 year old British bulldog

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@ettingermentum Using the tiniest map changes and colour variations to determine which build this is

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If this isn’t Keefe’s presser tn he’s gotta go

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Incredibly talented but now just plays watered down versions of gus in everything

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@mvbrat91 @BGarcN2 Yeah but spreading misinformation is funny

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*bringing my date home for the first time* ‘Oh! You’re a marvel fan!’ ‘Haha yea I love the hulk’ *she walks into the next room* ‘Oh wow this is a lot of hulks haha..’ ‘This was my room when my parents were going through their divorce.’