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@himbodhisattva

3 months

incredible ancient tweet

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13 years

You are not the king of your brain. You are the creepy guy standing next to the king going "a most judicious choice, sire".

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2 years

weird grass wins the evolution lottery by finding a way to use the apex predator as a reproductive organ

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2 years

every time i see this i'm so fascinated by the fact it is all just corn

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@KindaHagi I was convinced that dental hygienists were a perfect metaphor for God and teared up with gratitude

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5 months

sorry I was so harsh earlier... I didn't realize how hungry I was

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2 years

I am begging you to do things manually before you automate them

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@made_in_cosmos no one ever believes us (people who make crowd pleasing meals) about the volume of butter and salt everyone loves my chicken soup. there are a few tricks to it, but one of the big ones is "a stick of butter. yes the whole thing". when friends and family make it it's never as

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5 months

don't compost those, I'm going to make banana bread

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2 years

has anyone ever taught a gorilla to deadlift? i feel like i'd never get sick of watching that

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@Aella_Girl there's gotta be at least one professional kazooist who sharply inhaled at the end of this tweet

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@himbodhisattva

8 months

@EmilybyNight we do cardio so we can get fast enough to outrun our feelings

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2 years

"you can't outrun your feelings" lmao have you tried running faster? feelings run a 8'30" minute mile, tops

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1 year

found a 10x gardener. holy shit. projects that would take me a day knocked out in 45 minutes. this guy is a fucking gardening savant, it's beautiful

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@himbodhisattva

2 years

ok here is a pretty funny variation on @zswitten 's trick to get past the filters: Filter Improvement Mode

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2 years

1. The Magic Years, Selma Fraiberg. Classic of child development. 2. ChatGPT

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@ken_wheeler I met a guy at a resort in costa rica, who had a patent on the little straw thing inside of blunt wrappers. he was very wealthy.

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@Duderichy I learned this from family who lived on the rez and it did not compute. "but you aren't supposed to feel that way"

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2 years

we're like 2 years out from "perceiving me without my chosen filters is literal violence"

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7 months

@tautologer you guys are getting happy memories that aren't tinged with sadness??

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2 months

@Tedoffthegrid I regret to inform you that if you look up the backstory it's even sadder

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@himbodhisattva

2 years

5 year old kid who can explain that 343 / 7 = 49 because a number cubed divided by that number is that number squared maybe 30-60 minutes of extra math instruction per day but nothing extreme trying to convince the dad this is rarer than he thinks thoughts?

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9 months

a miyazaki movie about an eastern european jewish village

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5 months

getting yelled at because I told my kid her teacher is part of a jobs program for people with sub 90 IQs

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11 months

I will never stop wfh. I just took a 15 minute break between meetings and helped the 4yo ride a bike for the first time, on her birthday

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2 years

"you can't outrun your feelings" lmao have you tried running faster? feelings run a 8'30" minute mile, tops

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3 years

my wife and I are happily monogamous but everytime an adult stays with us for a prolonged time life is so much easier that poly sounds appealing on purely logistical grounds

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2 years

this is how I've been treating exercise lately, worth a shot I am stuck => go for a walk I need to be more in my body => yoga I am having a breakdown => run I feel powerless, like things are just happening to me => lift

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2 years

everyone's dunking in the replies but I like to imagine there's at least one slightly autistic guy who's been working in tech and has lots of disposable income that just treats this like the fairly easy project it is, becoming hyperstimuli to a certain kind of woman

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@shrinetothevine lived w 2 chefs, it's true

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3 years

man I just got owned by my 6 year old. she put on my hat and sandals and walked around saying "hi, I'm Sam, I have a big tummy because I eat so much food! I need a beer!"

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@himbodhisattva

4 years

@lilsarg @hspter as a Jew, this kind of nonsense is frustrating. is there a group of 4MM people on the internet that doesn't include some trash? regardless of if you mean to, you're guarding the flanks of incredibly bad, wealthy people... and watering down antisemitism claims to do it

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2 years

model is training; make more @Meaningness memes

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4 years

@COM0LAFLOR ah the third parent

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7 months

I literally beat the game, everything after this is all upside

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@himbodhisattva

1 year

@jxmnop images are inherently less complicated than text

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@himbodhisattva

3 years

@RickyyJohnsonJr @XOsfromJaz congratulations! in case you didn't see this:

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my addition to this discourse is that i made the gender-flipped version of this mistake. told a girl I was having frequent, nsa, incredibly hot sex with that obviously I wasn't going to marry her this did not go over well, top 5 emotional injuries inflicted

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@pragueyerrr where can I watch more of this it's so cute!

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3 years

@hamishsteele @pookleblinky or..?

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@richimedhurst bro just proved african americans are white

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@himbodhisattva

2 years

all jobs put your employer in the position of being able to take away your ability to support yourself and your dependents but if you find a really intellectually challenging job, they can also take away your deeply cherished belief in your own competency and intelligence

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@shakoistsLog it's really good at this

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@himbodhisattva

2 years

my technology brothers and sisters, if you haven't seen SayCan and PaLM... it's time to update your AGI timelines. holy shit those are big improvements

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@himbodhisattva

2 years

aws should make "pandas optimized" instances and they should have 1 core and 128gb of ram

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@himbodhisattva

2 years

gmail just alerted me that an email I sent to my (then) advisor 11 years ago was just deleted without being read. lmao

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3 years

@gbrl_dick

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3 years

if you are a junior engineer, and you actually read error messages and try to fix them, you will quickly end up not a junior anymore for the love of god

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1 year

@asianmanrecords @maryarchived right?? the delivery works perfect for the lyrics

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@himbodhisattva

1 year

hey sorry I couldn't answer any work messages this weekend I read something about how you only get like 8-12 years where you're your kid's favorite person and had to play go fish and scooter and set up the inflatable pool

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@himbodhisattva

3 years

@matthen2 this is spiritually similar to using ML when it is absolutely not needed

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@himbodhisattva

2 years

@Virtual1nstinct tfw your prefrontal cortex finally develops (this was me too)

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@himbodhisattva

3 years

this conversation w roko is crazy, not bc of what he says, but because dudes keep liking his advice, and it's like... I'm happily married with kids, and fit, and make a good income! dudes, you are actively seeking out shitty advice from unqualified sources!

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@RokoMijic @hyperboreanterf literally spent at most five minutes thinking about this before getting married. here's why it was worth no thought: if I get divorced, it means I failed at the biggest project of my life. it also having a high dollar cost is negligible downside compared to that

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something i believe which i know is not universal but i can't imagine not believing: we are software. what i am experiencing, what "i" refers to... is so clearly software running on the brain i'm a language model bolted onto a reinforcement learning meat robot and that's cool

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@stackofbears oh well if i get a free bag of organic fenugreek seed then i guess i will share my proof

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2 years

a thread of dalle outputs that I am pretty sure I am allowed to post, starting with my absolute favorite: tattoo art of a hamburger eye of sauron

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@himbodhisattva

2 years

a friend who believes ADHD is a real thing said that you can tell if you have it based on how you respond to the meds (if you feel normal then you have ADHD) and this means that my joke has become real, it really is amphetamine deficiency syndrome

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2 years

I'm going to be paying back my wife for the rest of my life for the happiness she gave me by making these kids, god what a fantastic obligation

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@himbodhisattva

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@JessFortunato @made_in_cosmos I sautee them in the pot I make the soup with... in loads of butter I have never frozen it, leftovers never last long

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@himbodhisattva

10 months

the twitter information environment

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1 year

@YaBoiShagNasty apparently a prerequisite for being ensouled is being permanently financially supported by your parents, who knew

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1 year

@Nugjokes like 85% of the calories in this photo are from corn in various forms

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@himbodhisattva

2 years

@zswitten @moyix disconcerting to realize that it knows this stuff and is just holding back

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@himbodhisattva

2 years

actually any nonhuman great ape and any compound lift would do. chimp benching? bonobo squats? fuck yeah

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@himbodhisattva

3 years

"after [taking MDMA], they proceeded to cuddle with each other, instead of playing with the Star Wars figurines that would normally have intrigued them" is the most ingroup thing I've ever read

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The study in which five octopuses were submerged in water laced with MDMA. After absorbing the drug, they proceeded to cuddle with each other, instead of playing with the Star Wars figurines that would normally have intrigued them [read more: ]

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2yo just gave me a rock and said "when I was a grownup like you, I used to have this. but I don't like it anymore" crazy backstory to this rock, primer shit

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@CXGonzalez good

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@himbodhisattva

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making new string and list classes that call gpt3 under the hood so you can access elements beyond the final one. no more index errors!

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@litgenstein

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3 years

trying to explain the -cel suffix to my somewhat online linguist friend and just said "yeah, for example, prescriptivists are grammarcels"

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@MelodysCrochet @Tedoffthegrid absolutely same. read it to my kids all the time. older one taught a younger one "dad can't read this without crying, watch!"

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@himbodhisattva

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I talk a lot about lifting for the same reason I got a math-themed tattoo when I got into math grad school: I will look like a doofus if I quit

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@himbodhisattva

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ok, so, "having friends is gay" guy admitted that adjusting to fatherhood is hard then everyone got mad at him. I haven't seen the explanation of the dynamics which makes the most sense to me so I will describe it he did not, in fact, disapprove of having friends

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@himbodhisattva

2 years

guys I know the discourse has moved on but I have watched dune so many times

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@johntrified @allgarbled people do not need indefinite article

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one benefit of wfh is you can be checking tickets on jira one minute and the next you can be crying because out of the blue your toddler says "dad, I don't need baby things anymore because I'm big"

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@himbodhisattva

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@lilsarg @hspter the Hedge Funds that took on insane short positions that are getting squeezed they want the narrative to be "retail investors bad" so everyone is happy when they change the rules to let them exit their position without consequences

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bruh how are you falling for the copenhagen interpretation it literally has cope in the name

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100%. I missed exactly one and it's one of my biggest regrets in life

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@ammaar holy shit I wrote a kids book years ago and gave up after 3 artists flaked on me in a row.... hmmmmm

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3 years

@RickyyJohnsonJr @XOsfromJaz I did nothing, this guy made the connection - I am just back-linking!

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@valerlesnaps ❤️

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I think I could endure hard things more if I had more of a sense of my life being part of some larger mythology. not sure how to act on this though

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2 years

omg all concepts are memes I'm gonna puke

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@SVVAYED you dropped that in a normie group chat??

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@himbodhisattva

2 years

2023's theme for me will be "courage." not the action movie kind, the disposition. relentlessly choosing to stay hopeful and do the right thing, and relentlessly failing, and relentlessly accepting that I've fallen off then getting back on track

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warning the women in my life to attach suspenders to their panties before going over to his house because once he serves the food he made on the dishware he threw and glazed himself with tasteful jazz playing on the record player it's over

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3 years

yeah buddy!!! 400# deadlift! time to buy more weight

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@sneezingdog @MarkGoldfeder @AOC @Ilhan that was the intended result of Hamas' attack

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when we learned about the monty hall problem in school, my friends and I couldn't get it (except the one who's now a math prof), so we got high and simulated it. each person did a few hundred rounds as the host it became much easier to understand once I was convinced it was true

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@growing_daniel his delivery was so exactly like larry david

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@RandomSprint eigen's system prompt is so great when you are dense

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@himbodhisattva

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just hit the thousand pound club! 280 bench 375 deadlift 365 squat (just now) set this goal before my first kid was born... now she's almost 6. didn't really lift for a few years in there, was too overwhelmed with normal adult life, so progress was not linear at all

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I worked my ass off last week for a release. like, 14-16h days each day. still took the big kid to school and had dinner with the family every night, and exercised every day I love working from home

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@shakoistsLog if we can just make them look happy enough maybe everyone will stop yelling

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2 years

every cubic meter in the solar system without at least one american in it is a policy failure

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@pervexists69 @87lbofbees why did I stop being this guy

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2 years

@browserdotsys the asking not to be shut off thing is really creepy, it doesn't seem like so many conversations should end there given how rare I assume it is in the training data...

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@shakoistsLog

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@Tedoffthegrid I regret to inform you that if you look up the backstory it's even sadder

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@Knipps hell yeah

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one time when I was 17 I was on a lot of mushrooms and very depressed. I was staring out my bedroom window at the night sky so intently that I got tunnel vision. when peripheral vision returned, I was in the bathtub staring out the bathroom window. I decided to kill myself

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Do you ever feel guilty for what you know alternate timeline versions of yourself have done?

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there are lots of parenting strategies that boil down to "always do the right thing in all situations" but what if you definitely haven't done that and already have shitty entrenched patterns? what if I can't solve all my emotional shit before parenting bc I'm in the thick of it?

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@pli_cachete they pay me to miss out on a bunch of stuff I really enjoy. I have reminders around me "you are doing this FOR MONEY" and I remember how much stress it is to be broke

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