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certified 100% whack-o-loon | dm for discord tag | @rari_teh @meow .lgbt | 🟦☁️ | 🏳️‍⚧️ | pfp by @oofmasterXD_IG

yap island, f.s. micronesia
Joined October 2009
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btw i made a game :3 it’s like tic-tac-toe but you can only have three pieces on the board so it’s actually challenging and never ends in a tie! ^^
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my gf just found out that a text file solely containing the string "This content is no longer available." trips up windows defender lol
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@pearsonified @PaulSkallas i can't tell whether you're joking but that's basically it lol, i knew a guy who was a salesman at a dolce & gabbana store in a high-end mall and according to him all they needed was an average of two sales a month to stay afloat
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@Windows oh my fucking god it’s a sha256 collision lmfao
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@MrLawful eu sou parcial ao hino da eslovênia ;w;
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@AtlasOmegaAlpha the three horsemen of the apocalypse
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@cialetras @catupiry @felipeneto @bienaldolivro Quando na minha vida eu achei que ia admirar o Felipe Neto…!
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@antonokk espera só eles verem esse panfleto
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@rari_teh
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@angelxpto @ninereis25 @paivaneira @WillMorais2018 @fabiobotelho18 @o_desesquerdiza @Mediapart @constancarezend @jairbolsonaro é tipo traduzir "the book is on the table" para "o Manifesto Comunista está sobre a mesa, camarada"
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@silvazuao somos a geração que entenderia nossos filhos se eles fossem exatamente iguais a nós��♥
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bruh james somerton’s alt should’ve been discovered four days ago… then the prophecy would have been fulfilled and he would’ve plagiarized jesus and risen from the dead on easter sunday
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@draculavoice one thing that should be taken into account though is that jk rowling’s reputation has remained largely unscathed in non-english-speaking spheres. idk how much foreign-language fanfiction is hosted at ao3 (ik pt-br fanfiction usually goes to wattpad), but that might tip the scale
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@saulgoodwoman__ heartbreaking: the worst person you know made a coaster that honestly slaps
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@hinaseven quando eu tava no ensino médio, alguém sabia fazer o UÍÍÍÍÍ do passarinho branco do angry birds EXATAMENTE IGUAL e fazia super discreto quando a sala tava em silêncio, a gente se formou e ninguém descobriu quem que era kkkkk
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@awesomeazeem77 @groovemasterb they’re putTING CHEMICALS in thE WATER
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@SwiftOnSecurity credit where it’s due, they cooked with this one too tbh
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@colin_fraser heptagons are underrepresented and kinda look like an octagon seen from below, which is overrepresented in the form of stop signs people forget that llms’ repertoires basically work by detecting trends
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@Rejuicedmango and it has dangerous amounts of lead which makes it extra dystopic
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@Threetle yeah you have to disable real time protection to be able to delete it lol. windows®™
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@maryisnottrying the last rider he picked up before disappearing:
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@necdolonyaoi @GAYSEXDEATHRAVE road runner ran him over with a steamroller
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@windows fix yo shit
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@sovietsoleri your big fish is no match for my big boat
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@versaceyukhei @SapphireRozez @Skk131313 @crocfanpage @wags2015 I wonder if dogs sometimes get a music stuck in their heads like us
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@joshieecs @ShamilRa @SDonziger gotta love the american auction syst– justice i mean justice
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@Clover_Phoenix_ @JemStarGold @KharloKong no they aren’t source: i just frantically googled it
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@CaptainHugoAh0y the dimensional merge is nigh
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@notyourcaptain @xmcmcxcix compraram a CNH, né
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@bhaalsprincess the problem is that 9/10 the teacher isnt trying to teach media literacy, but to accept the main accepted reading and discard any other reading as wrong, dare i say because the education system really doesn’t want people – especially young people – developing critical thinking
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@IamNoahHere @aka_lavagirl @lilydont holy shit it’s op themself
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@ipodmacbook do you… not double-check the transaction value before tapping the card?
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@nagitoballs @kiittytime @lezbigarf i need to know what the fic is about
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@liz_love_lace @Silicon_alien i’d leave it up to the mother tbh, they are her kittens not yours
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@Rlehr_Media @orgy_o_agamben holy fucking shit they might as well just name their business Notamobfront Jeans
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@DoyleRudolph you can though?
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@sillahhh_ @KilluhKia @Noorthevirgo yea remember when we used to say 'can you believe this site is free'
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@bpnacional e eu jurando que tavam se referindo a idade 💀
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@Not_Merritz there’s (now) a clear distinction between trying to pass generative ai as art and using it for shitposts
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@depestemode "ah, vá arrumar um terreno pra capinar!" e ele foi
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@kilpta47 @SmoothShinyShae "The day [I] graced your village was the most important day of your life, but for me, it was Tuesday" —General M. Bison, Street Fighter: The Movie
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@SkydotSora @malumchdo @brunovox23 a pessoa fuçando em lixeiras diariamente por 10 anos em busca de um teste de gravidez positivo: FINALMENTE
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@joliveiradc @pedroleite82 sdds de tomar bênção da divina mão invisível do mercado
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@zanyfen @InfraredArmy people in this app are physically unable to morally process anything that isn’t pitch black on blinding white it’s unreal
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@BBCBweaking outjerked by the economist 💀📉
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@GRIMVVICE @_nyancrimew sometimes i wonder if our lives are, too, filled with foreshadowing, but we're too close to see it
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@W1nt3rL4ce @Artie66245774 @MrJamesMarion @Bnjmn99 @TomPadfoot @HPANA i want to believe y’all are joking and that’s not the plot but you are too dead serious for it to be a joke holy shit
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@cereja221b @heptassilabo ela usou o jatinho dela pra ir até o interior do congo só pra tirar essa foto
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@SparklyAnarchy @jdragsky i think it’s bc it depicts the pandemic as something in the medium-term past when in reality it feels neverending
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@LubbaSMG2 to show there aren’t any trailing spaces or newlines and that it’s in ansi
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@Vinicius_Kindle @paulomoreria é lógico… imagina o trabalho que deve dar manter uma ditadura 💀
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@tamanduagay @MrLawful e os fascistas devem odiar que não dá pra cantar o hino nacional protestando contra imigração kkk
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@hideki chiitan has been running ads in english for quite a while now, to the point that they’re quite popular at engtwt lol
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@Quecael_ @purple_n1ck antigamente tinha e propaganda era liberada que nem de cerveja, ent a criançada conhecia
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@413x1nkp @Windows sadly (?) it turns out it wasn’t a sha256 collision, but someone fucking up a malware database
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@micropenith who says biden isn’t hot
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@WhitfieldsDad @Windows neither, someone fucked up at microsoft lol
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@yesterdaysprint sometimes i catch a glimpse of a natural poster that was born too early to be online and i just mourn the shitposts we missed on
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@thicklips3022 @DoyleRudolph i have become the thing i hate the most… a person who doesn’t read signs
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@BhaktiDarshan_ @AMAZlNGNATURE c’mon, that’s not a hare, that’s a bunny
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@rooladeira fiquei curiosa e encontrei o lugar, é na r dr cândido espinheira com a conselheiro brotero, pertinho do metrô marechal deodoro :3
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@north0fnorth sometimes i feel like aella is an elaborate troll ngl like look at the 91 scenario and tell me with a straight face that isn't fanfiction
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@MarxistTwink tbf when your choices are orange hitler and grandpa alzheimer any new viable candidate will feel like a blessing from the heavens
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@dearfvs grooming reverso kkkkkkkk
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@wildtiktokss im sorry but thats cute af
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@BabyBirdLexi1 @MrFishcorpse phoenix wright, the philippine days
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@PITAYAHAMMER @funn1estt it’s pig latin, to decode you remove the ay in the end of the word and move the last consonant or consonant cluster to the beginning. like this: aveltray → aveltr → travel
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@NexusMeme reminds me of some guy on yt years ago who mentioned that the schoolyard liar caught a pokémon with pokérus when they were in elementary on the late 1990s and nobody believed his “pokémon with a virus” story
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@Lol8ball lest we forget he wrote this arc in because he blamed his ex for not quickly getting over her miscarriage or so i've heard
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@014flashman @SpritersRes nintendo could also have come up with their own rom dump format but whatever dev was in charge took the path of least resistance and just used iNES
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@le0nthotsky @HarryPotterFilm his name is fishbreath
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@headsetcatear mfw half the thread was eaten by twitter’s spam detection
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@hushmush14 “oh because if big media doesn’t report on it then it’s irrelevant”
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@_flinsky_ @brycehfjone PEGGLE!!! that makes more sense than mlp which was my dubious guess
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@Kamaumaumau is he mormon
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@CNN the inversion of the earth's magnetic field was not on my 2023 bingo card
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@yacobg42 somewhere a nintendo lawyer is profusely listening to npr recordings at 4x speed trying to find the snippet
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@Deuterium115 the guy who made this game lives in my city i mean there’s over 12 million of us but i like to think its special
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@jdkale1 @ipodmacbook cool kids pay ten times the price and dont look back
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@_lizharvey they used to have a contract with a town hall to be the city mascot and they do brand deals like with duolingo, but i’m pretty sure most of the revenue must come from booked live shows/appearances in japan like most mascots aiui
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@lukeisamazing this is only surpassed by stalin, hitler, freud, franz ferdinand, tito and trotsky having all lived in vienna in 1913 (and three of them frequented the same café)
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@lozaning honest question: what is wrong with living right next to a datacenter? i see everybody scandalised on the replies to the op and i literally Do Not Get It
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@ritasnep so he turned out to be exactly what it says on the tin huh
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@RCSez @entmoots from the publisher's website i'm dismayed with the world
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@RCSez @entmoots unfortunately, it wasn't Amazon lists the publisher as Killology Research Group I'm not even kidding
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