Pareidolia Daily @jdkale1 Twitter profile

Last Seen Profiles

@Boben0403

@my_humble_imho

@PrecRecs

@iiimohq

@JoeYukiDesu

@ckorndor

@elid_pfor

@ars3naltillidie

@mtangarova2

@ftium4

@AlliJD3

@breadoverbed98

@ChabrierClaire

@lawyervijayan

@Voice11280648

@METAX_JP

@Haiseoulcc

@JuliaCramer

@cdelcolle

@DgpChdPolice

@FFcm9Mk062P1l

@vampprincess444

@ga_richardson

@YGangerz

@LauraJeanneArt

@kgoetrik

@Ywsf29311Y

@Charlotte_osu

@ShpilSobora

@ArabianMancs

@LevasseurZ49018

@__ppxlin

@Reza_hz_

@frankgore

@BaiChang4301

@DarlaKrys66193

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

5 months

@jaubreyYT 1. why are his teeth bleeding overnight? 2. is this the same guy who flung a cockroach off of him midstream? 🥲🥲🥲

21

37

7K

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

5 months

@sorkincel i am a lesbian. had a huge milf phase. any offline* 40yo lady is infinitely happier than anyone on twitter dot come (myself included) *they all exclusively use Instagram Reels

17

36

6K

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

6 months

@PathfinderFacts tbf i am also afraid of teenagers, but it’s usually a non-issue since i don’t try and groom them

22

32

6K

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

5 months

@Goji_Saurus wake up conservatives! THIS is the world the Woke left wants

6

100

6K

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

6 months

@kyylien the angry men are angry at this one lol your makeup is gorgeous btw

13

5K

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

5 months

@eviIcherub like i’m telling my mom fs. she can’t possibly count that’s my mom.

3

49

4K

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

7 months

@ScotNational “my tummy horts” is masterful legal strategy

4

53

3K

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

6 months

@CountCaleb

1

47

3K

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

5 months

@MassiveRatKing @jaubreyYT i am Not a fan of this correction ☹️

6

21

3K

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

4 months

@62lovestory it’s only like two colors, too. (i don’t count beige as a color bc why the hell would i ever wear beige to a wedding except as an act of protest?)

9

3

2K

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

7 months

@azurebolide “cancer” and “healthy” in the same sentence… do we mean healthy or do we mean skinny athena ❔

1

4

2K

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

5 months

@sumbitches the same pot of boiling water would burn all the skin off my hand if i stuck it in there…. this means something profound. surely. it must.

13

8

2K

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

7 months

@caretakerRuin “like i didn’t order chewbacca ice cream 🙄” is forever on loop in my head

3

112

2K

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

6 months

@TheognisOMegara me when i’m 12 years old

1

4

2K

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

4 months

@MostCrucified i think the funniest part of the doc is when they spend a solid 5 minutes on how cool jared from subway is

7

4

2K

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

4 months

@EricEatsPickles i’m guessing you’ve got a few head injuries under your belt

7

0

1K

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

5 months

@ASFleischman my grandmother used to go to confession 2-3x a week. her priest asked her to stop 😭

2

6

1K

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

6 months

@Carniforest my boobs give me a 24-48 heads up that’s all i ever need

10

19

1K

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

5 months

@HannahPosted this is definitely a gas station/sketchy smoke shop item, not from a dispo

1

2

1K

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

7 months

@lovecrashdown girl i can’t lie i did not know this i’m just gonna call my nb friends whatever pronouns they ask and let them out dress me

4

18

1K

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

4 months

@TheFrenchNugget the trans couch is so pretty 🤩 the bi couch is insane. lmao. i love it.

2

3

1K

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

5 months

@colin_dunlap @misoshroom @B8dolphin but the addicts that can’t afford rehab on their own should just die right? don’t be such a coward, colin. speak from your chest.

2

3

1K

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

4 months

@offbeatorbit they’re so tiny just WALK AROUND them

10

2

1K

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

7 months

@burnerpaige on the wrong day of my period i would’ve jumped into traffic in front of him, screaming “i blame you”

4

22

1K

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

5 months

@jaubreyYT i’m gonna go fold the file of laundry that’s been sitting on my chair for a week and brush my teeth

2

7

1K

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

7 months

@futchboi masculine lesbians pls continue being EMTs

2

23

867

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

7 months

@midsubas saying “luh mao” should be in the DSM-V

7

14

817

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

4 months

@tom_doerr @twinkhoncreole D- bait. see me after class.

0

826

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

5 months

@StatisticUrban “wow! everything is so cheap here :) why can’t *insert country without widespread modern day slavery* do this??”

1

3

812

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

6 months

@sam_d_1995 you can put any long islander in a stunlock by asking them to pronounce the airport that isn’t JFK or newark

14

5

771

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

7 months

@williamazing12 would consider getting netflix if they made this

1

2

759

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

6 months

@savandaya it was necessary to me

2

4

741

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

6 months

@cheascake i feel like this person should not be allowed near lambs, knives, or any sort of organized religion

8

10

696

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

7 months

@TempestPaige “i’m fine.” also me:

2

9

686

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

4 months

@FeyeraBender @CaelanConrad “yeah i’m dating an irish guy. no he goes to a different school…his name? um. o’brien murphy, of course.”

0

5

670

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

5 months

@fidai_doll liberal men when they’re “allowed” to be misogynistic: 😍🥰❤️🤤😋

2

23

641

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

6 months

@bobbyteriyaki i would’ve kept this one in the drafts, slugger

0

9

637

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

7 months

@glumirror these are same people who will piss out of their eyes at any “i hate all men” joke

1

0

585

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

6 months

@isaiah_bb maybe it was the chem trails that made him murder his dog

2

546

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

6 months

@badwool9 i wasn’t doing cocaine…. i was… snorting by own dandruff. for the stress, of course.

0

1

523

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

7 months

@FelixirofLife28 close your eyes and tell me this doesn’t sound like adele (honestly, tell me, i’m an idiot american who can’t do the british accent classism)

3

2

482

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

5 months

@folded__person well SOME of us saw the “use strips of $100 bills as garnish” tiktok trend and thought to try it out >:( sorry for trying something new i guess. you think you’re better than me?

2

0

469

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

7 months

@MoonSafari420 i would wear maybe as like a cry for help before a larger meltdown

0

6

462

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

5 months

@_celia_bedelia_ “ugh this teenager i’m dating is SO immature” sir.

0

3

455

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

5 months

@kaloskatoa @sorkincel milfs need to be cherished. they need you to respond to the screenshotted instagram explore page memes they text you. i got too busy. sex with people my own age isn’t as good, but they at least have the decency to ghost me

5

10

440

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

7 months

@SiddhantAdlakha a man that wears tight ass blazers and only drinks sparkling water is… the height of masculinity?

2

1

445

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

5 months

@unloversciub “this song just isn’t about me? no…. that can’t possibly be the case. everything is about me.”

0

9

424

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

7 months

@feraljokes “functionally impossible” designated drivers weren’t invented by silicon valley ya lush

2

415

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

7 months

@Jordanbloked obsessed with his scrungly 😠 face 😭😭

1

12

417

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

2 years

@aajkpr @chrissyteigen posting PUBLICLY AVAILABLE flight information is not and never will be doxing. i hope elon sees this and has sex w u tho king 👑

3

2

405

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

6 months

@ZeroSuitCamus and just when i’m out…. the french canadians pull me right back in

0

3

392

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

4 months

@melstonemusic “face card. no cash, no credit.”

0

3

362

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

7 months

@LordAslanThe2nd normal blue check balancing out your replies a bit elliot looks great! happy for him 😁😁

41

0

337

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

6 months

@extradeadjcb i miss the days when people would just be like “hey btw i’m racist” 😭 every day i see weird shit like this on my tl and have to go into the replies to realize you’re just saying “let us do segregation again”

15

3

330

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

5 months

@drphiliplee1 are the breaks on a new car supposed to sound like a family of mice being massacred? i’m not a big car guy lmk

3

2

325

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

5 months

@MeyoMix @ASFleischman i think the issue was that she wasn’t sinning enough. “i used too much margarine” was apparently the straw that broke the camels back

3

323

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

7 months

@frankuncean stitches remind me of “youtube replies” in the early 2010s which were an objectively fun feature so obviously removed very quickly

1

0

313

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

7 months

@northstardoll i’ve started being more sincere and vulnerable. it’s awful. i love it.

2

7

306

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

6 months

@Lumiphel tweets like this are probably why the first line of your bio will always be true

13

0

271

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

5 months

@jaubreyYT ok i couldn’t stop thinking about this tweet and had to find the orignal picture and EEEEWWWWW also i see a chipmunk in it

7

1

281

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

7 months

@louise122884 men see woman as human beings worthy of equal respect challenge: impossible

15

0

271

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

6 months

@jpbrammer it’s something you think about at least once a day boomer

2

0

270

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

7 months

@notcapnamerica walter trying to rub his coconuts together and spark a thought

1

0

269

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

6 months

@F30876 @PathfinderFacts oh fuck a teen hey, look buddy, i don’t want any trouble just call me a skibbidi toilet and i’ll be on my way

2

3

262

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

7 months

@fromkdwithluv “WELL AT LEAST OUR SKEWELS-”

0

4

262

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

6 months

@coldhealing perhaps it had to do with the “drinking lite beer instead of water” of it all i think i would also be less stressed at that rate

2

1

260

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

2 years

@baedomax @mattxiv lol ik it felt like there was some history there

2

0

254

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

3 months

@oldenoughtosay for some reason i thought Chomp was a cat and i was very confused why the cat needed to stay in bed all night toddler makes a lot more sense haha

2

0

255

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

5 months

@badinfinity2 there is truly nothing more enjoyable than being the caricature these guys hear about on Fox news “i think the police shouldn’t even be able to shoot back in self defense, actually” “my college had a litter box in all the bathrooms. we didn’t care!”

1

2

244

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

7 months

@saganbeam french people are the best in the world at bringing people together for one thing. unfortunately though, that one thing is disliking the french.

0

2

236

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

5 months

@_celia_bedelia_ for all the worried parents, this is how the conversation goes (from my memory) “are you having sex?” “no i am not.” “ok good.” “are you smoking?” “cigarettes?” “anything.” “i’ve hit my friends vape.” “ok you probably shouldn’t do that.” “yeah.”

3

4

213

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

5 months

@WocDonnaTartt @eviIcherub i’m telling my mom you said this >:(

1

0

196

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

7 months

@evergreenqveen i just know hay is so dry and there’s probably only a couple pieces that have the *good* crunch

0

2

190

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

7 months

@neverendingyell i can’t i’m yapmaxxing

0

4

177

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

4 months

@sethharpesq does the text on the intake form bleed out of the text box? why is every government site built out of wishes and boogers?

3

1

183

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

5 months

@GenSmit @jaubreyYT cvs can’t get me adderall rn this is the way

2

6

172

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

5 months

@collins_to19053 @AlexaMystic56 @wannipower almost no catholic actually regularly goes to confession. it’s one of the things we feel guilty about.

2

0

160

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

6 months

@thejonbutter @corietjohnson i pick a new one to be the uncle each time i look at them

0

1

164

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

7 months

@Saint_nunes “oh it’s looking grim” yk they hated him 😭

1

159

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

5 months

@superloafcat there isn’t a single jury in the world that would convict his pregnant wife if she ya know

1

2

159

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

5 months

@neby_nebs @sorkincel i’m more of an obelix gal, myself (that joke would kill the french milfs. it’s just that easy)

2

0

156

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

5 months

@gldivittorio but…but cognitive dissonance is so much more fun than holding consistent views how else will they *always* be correct?

0

148

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

6 months

@h7b9h2t6v4l9n4a @kyylien unlike men, i don’t compliment internet strangers with the intention of sleeping with them i do it because i think her makeup is nice

2

0

141

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

6 months

@rari_teh @ipodmacbook no, nerd!

1

0

145

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

6 months

@VikingDadWisdom who would’ve guessed Viking Dad is creepy :( (me, i would’ve)

3

1

128

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

7 months

@lazyuniverses not teasing your child basic math is child abuse

1

0

144

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

5 months

@luceroicantu pretty sure i could throw away all my anti depressants and put the blueberry pot in every room in my house instead

1

4

141

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

7 months

@literElly also these takes completely ignore tiktok clout as a factor

0

141

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

7 months

@modernenaree skill issue

0

134

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

7 months

@vvspecs you could go to film school for a decade and never frame a shot like this

1

2

132

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

7 months

@nthnashma i hate when my ADHD is so bad i keep forgetting you’re not allowed to flash people :(

0

4

129

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

7 months

@hexprax introvert/extrovert tests like “would every one from your high school show up if you died or are you a little freak boy who makes everyone else uncomfortable, freak?”

0

2

128

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

3 years

@survivalbymusic @HarperRoseD first of all, i’m so sorry that happened to you. second, if you were drunk enough to not remember parts, you could not consent. that’s rape. it was on him not to engage. doesn’t matter if you were talking about getting dick all gd night. hope you’re doing well now, sending love

2

1

122

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

6 months

@notcapnamerica pissing with the door open mostly

3

4

122

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

5 months

@colin_dunlap @B8dolphin don’t be a coward, colin. you’re saying everything else. say what you think addicts should do. come on.

1

0

118

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

4 months

@nikicaga i saw a qt with a fhsjajdkfhw keyboard smash and had to close the app

1

0

118

Pareidolia Daily

@jdkale1

7 months

@twoheadedear i saw bottoms on a LOT of mushrooms and i couldn’t believe on sober rewatch how much i HADNT made up

1

0

114