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I'm here to #SnakeTheWorldSmarter 🤪🚫🧠🤬☕🐍🌐🤯🤓 #Science #Comedy #Coffee #Cake #Cannabis #SciFi #Nerd #MatchTheSnake Pics not mine. Snake haters BLOCKED!

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I'm feeling a bit better but still in pain and still struggling to work because I can't lift heavy or use my right side too much, which means I can't do hair. Anyone who would like to donate to help me recover, my cashapp is $NatSnakes Anything helps, even a few bucks!🐍🫶🐀🍽️

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@kingmakeress @lovesmagic4ever Better? Well...I'm on the mend...But, a collapsed lung takes about 4 to 6 weeks to heal completely. So, I still sort of feel like Sabine Wren when Shin Hati ran her through with a lightsaber...The scars look like hers too, front to back. 🤪🤺😂

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3 years

Not only did the GOP reject gun laws after Sandy Hook, a lot of them still believe these kids never existed, that it was a hoax and that the parents were all "crisis" actors. The Q-Loonies would rather call grieving parents 'liars' than admit America needs better gun control.

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If we could not pass common-sense gun regulations after 20 small children were murdered in their Sandy Hook elementary school alongside their teachers, then I fear we never will. It's extremely depressing.

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4 years

#givewhitemenachance is trending and I don't give AF why. Give science facts a chance and have some white snakes instead: 1) Leucistic cobra, venomous 2) McGregor's pit viper, venomous 3) Leucistic rattlesnake, venomous 4) Leucistic Texas rat snake, non-venomous

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@____B_S____ Statistically, pet pythons are highly unlikely to bite or injure their owners, especially compared to dogs, cats, horses or rabbits. Non-venomous are actually one of the safer pets that people can own. NO pet is 100% "safe" and if you expect this, don't let your kids have pets!

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Homosexuality is trending...So, celebrate it with rainbow snakes, cakes, coffee and a pride flag! #Pride2021 🥳🏳️‍🌈🐍 #LGBTQandProud

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People want to know the difference between Indica and Sativa: 1) Indica 🤪🍕🛋️😴 2) Sativa 🤪☕️✍️🤔

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3 years

#DeepThoughtsFromUnvaccinated "I'm so concerned about vaccines and the health of my kids...And now, it's time to feed them lunch." 🍔🍟🍕🥪🍫🍭🤪🧠🚫😂

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Sad to say, but I am not shocked that 79% of Trump voters still believe there was voter fraud. Trump keeps repeating the narrative over and over, a tactic that works very well for people with a low IQ. Just repeat, repeat, repeat, until people believe it. This works on idiots!

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4 years

I can't see Trump's base just magically accepting the Biden win, being mature adults and doing the right thing. Biden doesn't speak their "language" of idiots and talk about lightbulbs, windmills and dishwashers and crap that simple-minded people understand and are amused over.

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3 years

#WeShouldNormalize Snakes being cute and cuddly! 😍🐍

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#ThingsThatShouldGoExtinct This star. Like, what is even the point? It's been vandalized like dozens of times! 😂😂😂😂😂

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3 years

#WomenAreDelusional Is trending for some stupid reason that totally lacks science facts. So, this crap is getting snaked TF out because I happen to be a woman and I happen to be angry AF! 🐍🤬🖕 Fact- Sri Lankan pit vipers are venomous. Females are green. Males are blue.

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4 years

Adolph is trending because some dipsh*t had to give their baby a stupid assed racist's name...As opposed to giving them some stupid regular name like Aiden, Jaydan, Praydan or Camdolph or some crap. Have some cobras. I can't even with this crap. Adolph is snaked TF out! 🙄🤬🐍

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RIP Twitter is trending because the site is acting all wonky today and people are mad. So, celebrate your anger with snakes and science facts, that is, IF you can see this post!🙄🤬🖕🪦 Now, have some Guatemalan pit vipers and coffee and hope this sh*t goes back to normal!😒🐍☕️

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@brianstelter It's a harmless garter snake. They are America's most common snake species that all Americans should recognize. Just leave it alone. They're very good at bug control and aren't aggressive toward people. They're shy and usually avoid people. They also come in several colors.

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3 years

@nypost Fact: Throughout history, many men have worn skirts. In fact, in many cultures, skirts have been considered masculine. 1) The Romans 2) The Egyptians 3) The Scottish 4) The Pope

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4 years

#StupidityIn4Words Believing snakes are "evil" 🙄🖕

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2 years

I'm not having a #LiberalMeltDown over Elon Musk buying Twitter. I honestly don't give AF, as long as the website works properly. Maybe he'll clean up these boring, stupid trends about idiot celebs that nobody gives AF about, then give us an edit button. Now, have more snakes.

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2 years

Dear Jada Pinkett Smith, No. The world actually doesn't "need" this. We need food, water, clothing, shelter and healthcare. We can live without three arrogant, entitled actors who have little hissy fits on stage and act like toddlers! -Everyone 🙄😒👎 #idiotseverywhere

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‘The state of the world today, we need them both. And we all actually need one another more than ever,' says Jada.

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4 years

Kellyanne Conway is trending because she resembles an eyelash viper and every time she trends, I'm gonna post her snake-twin! 🤪🐍😂 1) Eyelash viper, venomous 2) Kellyanne, also venomous 3) Eyelash viper 4) Kellyanne

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3 years

80 pounds of Tannerite were used at that gender reveal party that caused a massive explosion...And these parents are massively stupid and shouldn't procreate. Also, I don't give AF what gender their f'n baby is.🙄🖕 Have some mud snakes. They're non-venomous an found in the USA.

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4 years

MAGAs are acting like spoiled brat kids who just realized Santa isn't real and they've been lied to all this time. #AndImNotEvenSorry to see their little precious little idol crumble, look like a fool and lose more and more supporters every day.

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4 years

President of the United States is retweeting Catturd because he's a blithering idiot. Prevent blithering idiocy by learning science facts. Green vine snakes are found in Central America and northern South America. They are mildly venomous but not fatal to humans.

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3 years

Facebook bans former president Donald Trump for 2 years, which is stupid. They should ban him forever. FB needs science facts and need to be snaked TF out. Fact: Everglades rat snakes are non-venomous and intelligent, unlike the orange sh*tshow who is orange, stupid and toxic.

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4 years

Helen Keller was real. The Holocaust happened, which is why my grandparents fled to America. The Earth is Round, which is obvious in an airplane. Biden LEGALLY won the election because Trump is an idiot. There are 270+ cobra subspecies. All are highly venomous.

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3 years

#BoycottDisney Disney has funded every single sponsor of Florida’s “Don’t Say Gay” bill and has no plans to stop funding them. Instead, they say they will continue to support the LGBTQ+ community with “inspiring content.” I'm inspired to boycott them and snake them TF out!🐍🤬🖕

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@RexChapman Problems: 1) Underweight snake 2) WAY too small of an enclosure 3) Professional zookeeper's protocol, if the snake is over 10 feet long, they must be handled with TWO capable adults present...As in, not one with a camera, or in the next room or standing there commenting.

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Sean Penn is trending with the Vatican and Nikki Haley and I do not give AF why. It all needs science facts and is getting snaked TF out. Sahara horned vipers are venomous and found mostly in Iraq and Iran. The horns are to help it burrow in sand and also, to deter predators.

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4 years

Some rapper named Joyner Lucas is talking some crap about Lil Nas X and his video not being appropriate for kids... 🙄🤪🤦‍♀️😂 Joyner is an idiot and needs science facts. This garbage is getting snaked TF out. The Sahara horned pit viper is venomous and found in Iraq and Iran.

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4 years

Move to China is trending and the reason is probably stupid, or political, or both. So, let's check out some snakes from China: 1-MacClelland’s coral snake, venomous 2-Hatori coral snake, venomous 3-Asian vine snake, mildly venomous 4-Mandarin rat snake, non-venomous

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4 years

VOTE REPUBLICAN is trending at 4:00am because *everyone* knows that is what time Americans wake up. 🙄🤦‍♀️🖕🇷🇺🤖 Looks like the Russian bots are stupid again and need to be snaked TF out. The black-necked spitting cobra is highly venomous and found in sub-Saharan Africa.

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Newsflash: If you paid for free speech, then it wasn't free. It was PAID speech. Fact: Paid is the opposite of free. Also a fact: Cape coral cobras are venomous and found in Africa. Now, you are smarter. 🤪🐍🤯🤓

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3 years

Ed Gein is trending because PETA launched an online shop with goods made of 'human' leathers and I don't give AF. They're snaked TF out before we lose braincells. Fact: PETA doesn't actually do anything to help animals. They're a scam organization that literally does NOTHING!

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GET HER AWAY FROM ME is trending because some racist Karen is acting stupid in public again. This b*tch is beyond needing science facts and REALLY needs to be snaked TF out. Fact- Ornate coral snakes are venomous and intelligent, unlike Karens, who are venomous and stupid.🚫🧠🤪

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3 years

Dolly Parton not only helped pay to develop the covid vaccine, she used royalties from Whitney Houston's cover of her song to invest in black neighborhood. Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear makeup and high heels! 👱‍♀️💅💄👠 So, have some snakes and matching Dolly pics. #Hero

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2 years

#StupidThingsThatWomenDo Body shaming other women...It makes YOU look a lot uglier than whoever you're trying to shame. Women come in many shapes, sizes and colors and that's okay!

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There are a lot of very stupid people in America #AndImNotEvenSorry for being an American and saying it. Many Americans are gullible, selfish, childish people who need less fairy tales and more science facts. There are 32 species and 83 subspecies of rattlesnakes in the USA.

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2 years

@glurpo Fact 1: Hognose snakes are found wild only in the Americas. They are mildly venomous but the venom is too weak to be dangerous to humans. Fact 2: Hognose snakes are USA's most adorable snake and come in several colors, including pink, though, most wild ones are tan/brown. 😍🐍

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@VaughanPappy Anacondas and large boas and pythons are not the monsters people assume they are. They're non-venomous and generally are lazy, non-aggressive snakes unless they're provoked. In fact, they are probably one of the least dangerous animals in Brazil!

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2 years

#EzraMiller Exactly, THIS! Anyone of any gender, orientation, race or religion can be a predator. That's never okay! I'm LGBTQ+ myself and I'll say it too: Ezra Miller is a CREEP and if it took WB this long to fire them, it's because they're idiots and cared more about money!

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Two things can be true 1) #EzraMiller is a horrible piece of shit who should be locked up for their crimes 2) You can say that without being transphobic or bigoted. This isn't that difficult.

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Satan is trending under "politics" and I have to laugh! 🤪😈🤦‍♀️😂👍 This crap is getting snaked TF out because I'm an atheist and give zero f*cks about this mind-numbing garbage. So, have some Sahara horned vipers. They're venomous and found in Iraq, Syria and Saudi Arabia.

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4 years

I'd gladly Let Biden have 90 minutes and people would probably gain a few IQ points listening to him for over an hour. It would be a lot more intelligent and inspirational than the blithering idiocy we've had to see in the media for the past 4 years! #LetBidenHave90Minutes

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Julian Sanchez

4 years

They should just say: “We’re airing it anyway. You can show up or let Biden have 90 minutes of primetime to himself”

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*Checks to see why Tampax is trending and finds this gem! 🤦‍♀️🤪🤡😂 That's bloody hilarious! Thank you for the laugh, Tampax. Women need humor these days...Anyway, I'll see you next month. Thank you for always being there for women! 😂🫶♀️

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2 years

Uggs are trending because a dude working out in Uggs just got a booty in his face and people care more about his boots than the booty to the face. 🤪🍑😱😂 #TrendsExplained #Uggs

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Dr. Pepper is trending and they're the most intelligent doctor that's been trending all day! 🤪🙄😂👍 So, have some spitting red cobras that are the color of a Dr. Pepper can. Fact: Spitting red cobras are highly venomous and found in South Africa.

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John Cleese is transphobic and supports JK Rowling and they're both stupid and they need science facts. This crap is getting snaked TF out. Rainbow snakes are non-venomous and found only in the USA. They are agile and flexible, live in wet habitats and prefer a diet of eels.

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When I was reading Stephen King books at age 10, my mother wasn't banning them or calling libraries or monitoring what I read. She said, "If you're mature enough to read those horror books, then don't come crying to me if you get scared!" 😂👍 #80sParenting #GenX

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2 years

I don't understand what book-banning parents are so afraid of. Are you scared your child will cry when they find out some white people in history weren't nice? Are you scared they'll learn science facts about their bodies? Or, are you just scared they'll get smarter than YOU?

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Columbus Day is getting cancelled and replaced with Indigenous Peoples Day and IT'S ABOUT TIME! 🥳🎉🥰🪶 Since they don't teach this in school anymore: Columbus didn't "discover" America. He was lost and stupid and thought he reached India. Now, have some American snakes! 🇺🇸🐍

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IT IS A FACT that the USA has 32 species and 83 subspecies of rattlesnakes. They are all venomous. Here are a few: 1) Southwestern speckled rattlesnake 2) Mojave green rattlesnake 3) Pygmy rattlesnake 4) Western diamondback IT IS ALSO A FACT that #TrumpIsACompleteFailure

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Yellow is trending, so it's time for yellow snakes: 1) Mangrove snake, mildly venomous 2) Cape cobra, highly venomous 3) Yellow-bellied sea snake, highly venomous 4) Eyelash viper, venomous

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Cocaine Mitch is trending and I do not give AF why. I'm sick of these people. I'm sick of their stupid crap. I'm sick of the news being a damn horror show. They're all getting snaked TF out & I don't even give AF! 🤬🖕 Hatori coral snakes are highly venomous and found in China.

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#DefundNPR is a stupid hashtag because they're not government funded. Prevent blithering stupidity by learning science facts. The red coffee snake is non-venomous and found in Mexico and Central America. It is very small and often found in coffee plants and similar plants.

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Clark County is trending because too many people here are STUPID and don't want to mask up and get vaccinated, even in Vegas, one of the most traveled cities in America. F*ck all of you idiots walking around with NO mask and NO vaccine. You're stupid, lazy and selfish! 🤬🖕

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I could drink my own body weight and smoke 1000 blunts and never say the kind of stupid garbage that comes out of Mel Gibson's mouth. Substances don't "make" people into jerks unless they were already f'n jerks! 🤪🍹🍸🍷🥂🍻 #DumbExcuses

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Mona Eltahawy

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As we condemn the awful behaviour of #EnglandFans --spike in domestic violence & racism after matches-- remember Mel Gibson, who tried to blame alcohol for his awful behaviour. Alcohol doesn't make you racist or an abuser. Yes, it make things worse. But you were already an abuser.

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@Conan_was_taken @srslyberserk @BenjaminPDixon Yeah! This isn't cute at ALL and probably breaks a ton of health and safety rules. The baby could vomit. It's diaper could leak onto food. It's too young to be vaccinated. Plus, there are blades, ovens and cleaning chemicals. Someone needs to report this to the health department!

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#apocalypse2020 Welp...It's been a fun ride for humans but it looks like we're finally going the way of the dinosaurs. The good news is, snakes and crocodiles were here long before dinosaurs and will probably still be here long after humans are gone. Heat makes reptiles larger!

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Southern Comfort is trending under "politics" because it's been that kind of day. 🙄🤬🥃🤪😂🐍 This day has been stupid. We all deserve a drink or smoke and more snakes. African bush vipers are venomous and come in many colors. Even siblings can be totally different colors.

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Relentlessly Gay is trending because Twitter wants to make up for all the hurtful, bigoted spam they've allowed to ruin #PrideMonth for us LGBTQ+s. So, in honor of this, I'm posting a huge thread of RAINBOW EVERYTHING! 😍🌈 Because #PrideMonth2022

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3 years

Looks like hominy. I grew up in East LA, so I'm familiar with it! 😂👍🏙️ Tastes like corn, but a fatter, heartier corn with more flavor. It's used whole in Mexican soups and stews and ground hominy is what grits are made of.

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Claire McCaskill

3 years

This is a side dish I had all the time growing up. Rarely served anywhere in this form. Who knows what it is?

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Hominy is trending and I never thought I'd be playing #MatchTheSnake with cakes, coffee and hominy, but here we are. 🤷‍♀️🤪🐍🍰☕️🌽😂 Fact- Hominy is dried maize, treated with an alkali. This is called nixtamalization and has been done by indigenous Americans for 1000's of years.

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Sharon Osbourne was on Bill Maher and I don't give AF what she thinks. She's an obnoxious, talentless hag who made a career out of being her hubby's shadow. This crap needs to be snaked TF out. Have some European vipers. They are venomous and found in Europe, just like Sharon!

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4 years

The Catcher in the Rye is trending and I read it as an assigned book in high school. Best assigned book I ever read! I LOVED IT! I laughed, I cried and I totally enjoyed the story. There is a reason classic books are classics!

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7 months

This needs a soundtrack...Anyone got a song for this? 🤔🎶🐜🐜🐜💰😂

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Intriguing and unexpected content!

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Ants carrying off a gold chain to their nest…

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JUST ANNOUNCED: African bush vipers are venomous and also highly intelligent, unlike many people! 🙄🚫🧠🤪🐍

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Can Leslie Jones just narrate everything from now on? The world would be a funnier place! 😂👍

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Actor Scott Baio, who played Chachi Arcola on TV sitcom Happy Days, makes an appearance on blah, blah, blah, nobody gives AF. This crap is snaked TF out. 🐍🙄🤬🖕 Fact: Ringneck snakes are mildly venomous and found in the USA.

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Jordan Peterson thinks that Red Skull in the Captain America comic was inspired by him. Newsflash: If you're worried that writers are using you as a villain, MAYBE it's time to be a nicer person. So, have some red coffee snakes. They are non-venomous.

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@sharklover9000 SO true! Shark attacks are extremely rare when people look at the actual statistics. There is a lot of needless fear about sharks. The most dangerous wild animals in America are actually deer, while cattle, horses and dogs are the most dangerous domesticated animals.

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Lake Lanier never trends for a good reason. It's a manmade lake, it wasn't made properly and has a bunch of dead trees, buildings and graveyards that were flooded over to create it. Even as an atheist, this place just has bad vibes. I'd avoid it, personally! 😬🚫🏞️

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Marjorie Taylor Greene, Paul Gosar, Louie Gohmert & others are forming an "America First Caucus" that calls for a "respect for uniquely Anglo-Saxon political traditions," Instead of giving these idiots science facts, I'll give them art of "Anglo-Saxon political traditions" 🤬😒

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Clint Eastwood and John Wayne are trending for the RIGHT reason...Because they're both racist a-holes! 🤪🍑🕳️💩 So, they're both snaked TF out because racism is stupid and makes people lose braincells!🚫🧠😱 Fact- Cobras come in many colors, just like people do. 🐍🌈👍👍🏻👍🏼👍🏽👍🏾👍🏿

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@DocAtCDI I have made my own diagram to illustrate why I believe this to be a rattlesnake. For one thing, the color, pattern and flat texture of the scales is rattlesnake-ish. So is the habitat, location and the fact it's commandeered the rodent holes. This is typical RATTLESNAKE behavior!

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JUST ANNOUNCED is trending, so I have to announce something: WARNING! 😱⚠️ The world has exceeded dangerous levels of stupidity today. The only way to lower the levels is to learn science facts immediately! Fact- Southwestern speckled rattlesnakes are venomous.

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#loganpaulisoverparty GOOD! Can we just let this jackass be OVER already and get him TF out of our Twitter trends? Seriously, this dude is annoying and stupid and snaked TF out! 🐍🤬🖕 Fact: Diamondbacks are America's most common rattlesnake. They're smart, unlike LP! 🤪🚫🧠🙄

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#notsocleverdisguises I'm the Easter Bunny. 😬🤥🐍🐰

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Gen X true story: When I graduated junior high, I heard 2 teachers saying, "This is the WORST bunch of kids we've ever had!" 🙄😒 So, of course I went and told the whole class...Everyone cheered. 😈🤘🥳😂 #WorstBunchOfKidsEver #GenX 🏆🥇

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No shock here, Kim Kardashian's fake, silicone-inflated body may have damaged Marilyn Monroe's highly valuable and historic dress because she ISN'T the same size that Marilyn was. Kim looked like a sausage squeezed into it. How tragic for Marilyn's legacy! 😩😭 #KimSucks

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Kim Kardashian may have damaged Marilyn Monroe Met Gala dress: claim

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Ben Shapiro is trending and I don't even have to look at the reason to know it's stupid. Save your brain cells with some biology facts. The rock rattlesnake is found in America and mexico and comes in several colors. It's one of the most beautiful rattlesnakes and is venomous.

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We've got Roid Rage, Satanic and Hobby Lobby trending this morning because clearly, people miss my snakes, my science facts and miss me snaking sh!t like this TF out! Fact: Sahara horned pit vipers are highly intelligent, unlike this morning's trends! 🐍☕️🤬🖕

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@AnyTechnology Snakes don't have legs because they move more efficiently without them. I'd love to see this tech applied to human prosthetics or something more useful than this. I appreciate the effort but it's kind of pointless to give fake "legs" to an animal that can do stuff like THIS:

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#FakeSnakeFacts The pastel rainbow sidewinder is found in San Francisco, California. It is venomous.

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LGBA is trending because they're a hate group again. Please spread the word and help protect ALL members of the LGBTQ+ community and spread the word. DON'T support hate groups. We're all part of one rainbow and we're stronger together than we are apart! 🏳️‍🌈🫶🥰 #PRIDE #IAmLGBTQ

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Breaking: LGB Alliance have been classified as a hate group in a new report released by The Global Project Against Hate and Extremism about far right hate and extremists groups in Ireland.

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#TrumpHoaxedAmerica Of course he did! Because 40% of Americans are stupid and will believe anything on TV. Prevent stupidity by learning about biology. The shield-nosed cobra is found in South Africa and though it's one of the smaller cobra species, it's still highly venomous.

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#OddInfoToGiveDuringSex Science Fact: Sri Lankan pit vipers are venomous. Males are blue. Females are green. In most other snake species, the sexes are exactly the same color.

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The 'anti-colonial' Black Hammer Organization announces their coalition with the far-right Proud Boys and nobody gives AF. They're both snaked TF out before we lose braincells. Fact- Mexican Black kingsnakes have more brains than the two of these groups combined. 🚫🧠🤪🐍🙄🤦‍♀️

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Andrew Cuomo’s announced the opening of a new Legoland park...Meanwhile: 1) New York's subways and highways are flooding and look like this 😱🌊 2) New Yorkers are like this 🤬 3) And I need coffee 🙄☕️

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So, #RIPTwitter is trending because a bunch of Twitter employees walked off the job due to ELoon's slave master-ish demands, unreasonably long hours and guidelines that make no sense for any business model. Apparently, Twitter is snaking itself TF out! 🤪🐍🍰☕️

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*Clicks on Woke Twitter to see why it's trending, sees a confusing sh!tfest and has no clue WHY it's trending and decides to just post some highly venomous coral snakes. 🙄💩🐍🤪😂 1) Hatori coral snake 2) Painted coral snake 3) Ornate coral snake 4) Elegant coral snake

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Melania Trump is trending and I do not give a flying f*** why. This is what I call "Auto-snake out" when a person/thing is so stupid, they're just automatically snaked TF out. So, have some snakes and science facts. Fact-Mel's rose garden sucked. So, I added African bush vipers.

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Spaghetti is trending under "politics" because the trends are just getting wacky. This needs science facts...So, have some noodles! 🐍🤪🍝😂 Kingsnakes like noodles too...They are non-venomous but immune to rattlesnake and viper venom. Other snakes are their favorite snack!

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JUST ANNOUNCED: Experts warn that if stupidity emissions aren't reduced by 2022, the earth may experience a cataclysmic idiocy pandemic which reduces human intelligence levels to dangerously low IQ points, which could cause rattlesnakes to be more intelligent than humans. 🤨🐍🤪

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There Will Be Blood is trending for whatever reason, so have some blood pythons. They are non-venomous and found in the Malay Peninsula, Sumatra and adjacent small islands. 🤪🤷‍♀️🐍

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TODAY IS THE DAY to learn about snakes and science facts! 😃👍🐍🥳 The boomslang is the only highly venomous snake in the colubrid family. It has a *unique* venom unlike any other snake species. For sure NOT a snake anyone wants to be bitten by...but they are beautiful...

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Fact: Deer are gentle herbivor...uh...never mind... 🤨🐍🦌🤪😂

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The Beach From Florida

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Even the deer in #Florida are different. 🐍

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THEY THREW BEANS ON HIM is trending with World War III and Erection and I'm officially confused. So, have some kingsnakes, cakes and coffee and be confused with me! 🤔🐍🍰☕️🤪😂

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#WhyIDontTakeSelfies Because I don't give AF about showing off my pictures. If people are into all that, then it's cool. I'm just not into that crap personally. So, have some snake pictures. They are probably more interesting than some nerdy asshat taking selfies! 🤓🤪🤳🐍😂👍

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#WaysToSaveFlorida Give them science facts, then snake them TF out! 🐍🤬🖕 Fact: Florida has rattlesnakes, copperheads, cottonmouths, coral snakes and f'n republican idiots. They're all venomous but the least intelligent species are the repuglicans. #GetVaccinated #WearAMask

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@RljDMlArk6m4bW6 @Scotty4_Mo @MikeHamernik Industrial hemp can be used to make paper, plastics, cloth and all kinds of products and it's cheaper and renewable. Politicians don't want to support this idea because it also means supporting medical cannabis, which means Big Pharma loses. Big Pharma donates to politicians.

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Pansexual is trending...So, it's time for more snakes and science. 🤷‍♀️🐍❤️💛💙 #IAmPansexual #Pride 🏳️‍🌈🥳🙌 1) Mexican pink coachwhip snake, non-venomous 2) Eyelash viper, venomous 3) Blue racer, non-venomous 4) Pansexual Pride flag. Pansexuals love the person, not the gender.

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Eric Clapton is trending because he was always and still is an a-hole. Go ahead and read about how he bragged about abusing his wife. Then, go read about what a sh*t parent he was to his son who he wrote "tears in heaven" about. F'k Eric Clapton and his stupid anti-vaxxer crap!

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Fact: Mike Johnson is incorrect. The Pine snake IS a real animal, closely related to the kingsnake. They are non-venomous. Here are some photos as proof:

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Speaker Mike Johnson Falsely Claimed the Louisiana Pine Snake Is a “Mythical Creature” Johnson implied the endangered snake didn’t exist and is like Bigfoot and the Loch Ness monster

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President of video game developer Tripwire Interactive said he’s proud of the US Supreme Court for ‘affirming the Texas law banning abortion’ I am proud to snake this idiot TF out and give him science facts. 🐍🤬🖕 Fact- Cobras are intelligent, unlike Tripwire's president!

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