Allen Pan @AnyTechnology Twitter profile

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Allen Pan

@AnyTechnology

2 years

hey I'm walkin' here!

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Allen Pan

@AnyTechnology

2 years

Watch a billion dollar news company use my footage without licensing it

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@CNN

2 years

Watch a snake walk using robotic legs

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Allen Pan

@AnyTechnology

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I made a treadmill PS4 controller to force me to exercise and well:

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Allen Pan

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This is making the internet rounds so might as well post it before you see it on some freebooting account 😂⚡

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@AnyTechnology

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A Device for Distributing Covid Vaccines

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Allen Pan

@AnyTechnology

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Since it's not on YT anymore (probably a licensing/contract mess) here's Grant Imahara with a fricken Iron Man laser gauntlet blowing stuff up. Rest in peace, Grant.

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Allen Pan

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@DriftyTheKid Nope. I usually ask for ~$500 to license which is a fair rate and a drop in the bucket for CNN

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Allen Pan

@AnyTechnology

4 years

@dhounshe1 My next guns: -Gun that shoots houses onto homeless people -Gun that shoots school textbooks at kids -Money gun

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Allen Pan

@AnyTechnology

2 years

What's wrong with my dog?

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Allen Pan

@AnyTechnology

3 years

Is there a word for putting off a task and worrying about it for 3 months and then finally finishing it in 10 minutes

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Allen Pan

@AnyTechnology

3 years

DON'T GET VACCINATED. When I got Johnson&Johnson my weiner grew 3 inches overnight and now I'm very self conscious about my giant weiner. Warn your family before it's too late!

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Allen Pan

@AnyTechnology

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Security kicked me off the red carpet (weirdly aggressively??) even though I told them my name was William Osman @streamys

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@AnyTechnology

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Congrats to all my dudes out there gettin pegged today by their special ladies 🤎

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Allen Pan

@AnyTechnology

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@PlsFind Fair use would imply an insubstantial amount of the work used without impact on the value. Imagine if they "reported" on a new movie by embedding a 12 minute video edited from bootleg footage that included the twist ending.

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Allen Pan

@AnyTechnology

2 years

giving snakes there legs back.

god made a misnake. The first 1,000 people to use the link will get a 1 month free trial of Skillshare: https://skl.sh/allenpan05221GranddaddyHerps on Insta...

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Allen Pan

@AnyTechnology

3 years

I will be eligible to run for President in 2028 and I will win solely on the platform of "Paste without formatting" as default

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Allen Pan

@AnyTechnology

3 years

I AM BACK

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Allen Pan

@AnyTechnology

4 years

Hey @Crunchyroll remember when you paid me to promote My Hero Academia and you approved my videos with the show soundtrack? I think y'all have to talk to @sonymusic cause the millions of views you paid for are currently in copyright jail 😂💸

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Allen Pan

@AnyTechnology

6 years

In case you need a reaction gif for recent events:

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Allen Pan

@AnyTechnology

4 years

Ngl kinda glad @Mythbusters ended before the myths got this stupid can you imagine Adam knocking over a ballistics gel 75 year old man

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Allen Pan

@AnyTechnology

4 years

Um yt people is racism over or not can you make up your minds?? 🤡

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Allen Pan

@AnyTechnology

2 years

Built a chair from scratch suck my balls ikea

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Allen Pan

@AnyTechnology

3 years

I'd like to announce my new platform OnlyPans where you can still sell nudes but my face is automatically deepfaked onto everyone's content until you pay me to stop

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Allen Pan

@AnyTechnology

1 year

Lmao did somebody donate my merch to a goodwill???????

shirts that go hard

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Allen Pan

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Even if this doesn't work at least it's gonna look good when it fails 🪝🔫

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Allen Pan

@AnyTechnology

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JOYSTICK UP MAKES PLANE GO DOWN????? Why didn't ya'll warn me

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TWO 🥳

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Allen Pan

@AnyTechnology

3 years

Name my new dog 🐶

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Every floor's a table

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Allen Pan

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4 years

I made a robot arm for social distancing! HUGE props to the sponsor for granting a 2 week delay to allow room for other voices. I will also be donating all the YT ad revenue from this video to @BlackGirlsCode on 6/30. Everyone should have the chance to make awful stupid robots.

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Allen Pan

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4 years

Looters and thugs in Boston caused 1.7 MILLION dollars in damage by throwing 92,000 lbs of THEIR OWN COMMUNITY'S TEA into the ocean. Absolutely unacceptable. Nothing is ever gained by violence!

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Allen Pan

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4 years

Look you have every right to not drink and drive if you're a COWARD but don't infringe on *my* AMERICAN rights when I want to shotgun a fourloko on the freeway

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Allen Pan

@AnyTechnology

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I bought an Exoskeleton and a Giant Sword and challenged an enormous man in a strength contest

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My brand new phone already has dead pixels and y'all really think Bill Gates can make microscopic injectable tracking chips Jesus Christ people

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Allen Pan

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I made a steak knife that cuts 333 times per SECOND for people that have too many fingers

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Allen Pan

@AnyTechnology

4 years

Found a cursed garage sale ☠️

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Allen Pan

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4 years

Jesus this is unreal. Grant Imahara died.

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@donttrythis

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I’m at a loss. No words. I’ve been part of two big families with Grant Imahara over the last 22 years. Grant was a truly brilliant engineer, artist and performer, but also just such a generous, easygoing, and gentle PERSON. Working with Grant was so much fun. I’ll miss my friend.

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Allen Pan

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My company is proud to announce that we're spending tons of money on a campaign to inspire girls to enter into our male dominated field and then offer zero support or effort to change the toxic culture that kept them away in the first place ♀️💃👩‍🏭

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Allen Pan

@AnyTechnology

2 years

Help us smell Mark Rober

WilliamOsman

@WilliamOsman

2 years

I need help

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Allen Pan

@AnyTechnology

3 years

Uh oh 8 year old Allen just figured out that he's 31 now and can buy RC airplanes at literally any time I may be headed down a dark path

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Allen Pan

@AnyTechnology

4 years

NO NO NO! I had to wear a shirt and shoes at the gas station: my nipples chafed and my feet cramped up. I felt sick, claustrophobic, had a mild panic attack. Imagine if you are already claustrophobic, autistic, depressed etc. Really, no.

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No no no! I had to wear a mask throughout my inevitably long haircut on Thursday. I felt sick, claustrophobic, had a mild panic attack. Imagine if you are already claustrophobic, autistic, depressed etc. Really, no.

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Allen Pan

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4 years

Solid Lead Hulk Hands are great stress relief

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Allen Pan

@AnyTechnology

3 years

What are you doing step bit????

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Allen Pan

@AnyTechnology

3 years

I left the coffeemaker alone and am now in a very precarious situation pray for me

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Allen Pan

@AnyTechnology

3 years

Ok I just turned 32 but that's only 29 in Pandemic Years

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Allen Pan

@AnyTechnology

3 years

Turns out my apartment isn't up to code :) time to find a new place to live!

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Allen Pan

@AnyTechnology

5 years

I bumped into @thephysicsgirl (with 30,000 volts) ⚡🤓

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Allen Pan

@AnyTechnology

4 years

Hey @MarkRober if you send me your fancy high speed blanket I'll build a rig for your Robot Football Kicker to test what the people REALLY want to see

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Allen Pan

@AnyTechnology

2 years

That's fine, I was never the real Allen Pan anyways

Verified

@verified

2 years

On April 1st, we will begin winding down our legacy verified program and removing legacy verified checkmarks. To keep your blue checkmark on Twitter, individuals can sign up for Twitter Blue here: Organizations can sign up for

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Allen Pan

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3 years

My Air Umbrella video is #12 on trending but still isn't good enough to defeat BTS 😔

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Allen Pan

@AnyTechnology

4 years

I beat the wildly popular PvE game "COVID-19" last month and pwned the final boss so hard that I'm giving away my extra XP to help other gamers bypass the atrocious grinding mechanics

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Allen Pan

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This is 1,000 $1 bills and honestly I thought it would be bigger

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Allen Pan

@AnyTechnology

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@CrabsAndScience So you finally admit that Jews burned your house down

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Allen Pan

@AnyTechnology

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I don't know why everyone is saying to buy Gamestop so I bought like $300 worth of used games POWER TO THE PLAYERS

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Allen Pan

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4 years

I'm pretty sure that if scientists discovered a pill that guaranteed made your dick bigger it would impact humans way more than finding aliens

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Allen Pan

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3 years

I will NEVER be canceled

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Allen Pan

@AnyTechnology

4 years

I became an ordained minister at 18 so I could absolve sins as a party trick so if you're looking for a new religion I will bless literally every gay thing for you

The New York Times

@nytimes

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The Vatican said on Monday that priests could not bless same-sex unions. Its doctrinal watchdog issued the judgment in response to questions from some religious leaders who sought to be more welcoming and inclusive of gay couples.

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Allen Pan

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AP US History is gonna be wild in 50 years

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Allen Pan

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1 year

Retiring Canadian-United Media shirts FOREVER

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Allen Pan

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3 years

These pictures have ruined my sexuality, I am only attracted to armor women now

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I DID IT. I PUT A DOWN PAYMENT ON A SUIT OF ARMOR. IT’S BEEN THREE YEARS SINCE I FIRST LAID EYES ON IT AND I FINALLY DID IT. IT’S FINALLY MINE. I’M GOING TO CRY.

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Allen Pan

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If we defund the police who is spider-man gonna dunk on?

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Allen Pan

@AnyTechnology

2 years

VERIFICATION is over I am gonna scam the shit out of all you !!!

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Allen Pan

@AnyTechnology

3 years

Look there should be 2 Olympics one where everyone competes naked and only eats berries and one where they're on every drug imaginable and have cyborg parts

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Allen Pan

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3 years

Today is @grantimahara 's birthday, if you didn't know his mother Carolyn Imahara started a non-profit foundation in his memory. It provides support for FIRST robotics teams along with scholarships and funding to get students into STEAM. Happy Birthday, Grant.

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Allen Pan

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@CrabsAndScience Damn D.A.R.E. really didn't work huh

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Allen Pan

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This video is genuinely the most fun I've ever had editing.

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Allen Pan

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3 years

If I've learned anything from being on YouTube it's to never trust anyone who isn't willing to look like a complete dumbass in front of a million people

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Allen Pan

@AnyTechnology

2 years

New Mythbusters™ shirt design available NOW

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Allen Pan

@AnyTechnology

3 years

Found a clinic with extra Johnson and Johnson, I can finally stop washing my hands 💉🎉

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Allen Pan

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5 years

Full video:

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Allen Pan

@AnyTechnology

4 years

I haven't held in a fart for a year

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Allen Pan

@AnyTechnology

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Me: so glad I don't work a normal job with performance reviews and a boss I have to impress for a raise Also me: my living depends on being entertaining to literally millions of strangers every single month until I die

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Allen Pan

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Hey can 50 of you subscribe to me real quick I'm doing a social experiment thanks

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Allen Pan

@AnyTechnology

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Unhoused people have heartbeats. Refugees have heartbeats. Underinsured people have heartbeats. But they don't get heartbeat laws...it's almost as if the "sanctity of life" is just an excuse 🤔 nah it's not like women with unwanted pregnancies have heartbeats...oh wait shit

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Allen Pan

@AnyTechnology

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Today a helicopter on Mars. Tomorrow a man helicoptering his pp on Mars 🚀

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IT’S THE SHADOW OF THE HELICOPTER FLYING ON ANOTHER WORLD

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DO YOU TAKE ME FOR A FOOL BEZOS you really think you could stuff a whole ass baby in my tiny pos mailbox??? WHERE IS MY BABY @amazon

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Allen Pan

@AnyTechnology

4 years

In my newest video @Sci_Phile and I cosplay Goku and Rock Lee and have a Weighted Clothing race and well it goes about as well you'd think

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Allen Pan

@AnyTechnology

2 years

@jedidanky But i don't want to cure cancer. I want to turn snakes into lizards

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Allen Pan

@AnyTechnology

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TRAVEL LIFEHACK all the seats at the airport gate are filled so I'm gonna find a corner to make a little goblin nest

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Allen Pan

@AnyTechnology

3 years

It works exactly as well as you think it would

Tested

@testedcom

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Can @AnyTechnology build a masterpiece BattleBot out of...garbage?! Head to their channel to find out:

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How did we all get brainwashed into accepting "silent letters" it's literally insane

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Allen Pan

@AnyTechnology

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"Wannabe" is definitely a new one...Can't tell if it's a step up or down from "This Guy" 👁️👄👁️

The A.V. Club

@TheAVClub

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Wannabe Final Fantasy character buys exoskeleton that lets him wield giant sword

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@AnyTechnology

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If my math is correct then @ididathing1 is already in the year 2021 WHAT DO YOU SEE ALEX??? WHAT DOES THE FUTURE HOLD

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@AnyTechnology

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If you accidentally nut in a lady you should owe her $10,000

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@AnyTechnology

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Rip to a real one @fryselectronics

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3 years

my fall plans the delta variant

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Allen Pan

@AnyTechnology

4 years

Looks like I don't have to keep this secret anymore! I've been working ALL YEAR on this MASSIVE collab with @MrBeastYT !!!! EXTREMELY PROUD of the two frames where I appear on this spreadsheet 🙏

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Allen Pan

@AnyTechnology

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Washing your hands and taking off your mask is the new ripping a huge fart once you get home

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Allen Pan

@AnyTechnology

3 years

I couldn't remember the word for when you offer to pay someone to work for you full time so I said "Business Marriage"

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Allen Pan

@AnyTechnology

3 years

Special thanks to @IanCharnas for hooking me up!

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Allen Pan

@AnyTechnology

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Batman's secret identity makes ZERO sense because if a vigilante with a flying car started beating up criminals in Boca Chica, Texas everyone would immediately assume it was Elon Musk

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I have a really weird job