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I ain't afraid of no toast

London, England
Joined January 2009
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@rainy101
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3 years
Every day.
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3 years
I need to check the log book, but I believe my vagina has only had one careful owner.
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Somewhere there is a woman, still bleeding, her body producing milk for the baby she grew, who has been left in a war zone by these people who thought their privilege made it acceptable to rent an actual human being.
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Irish Examiner
3 years
Nine-day-old baby Luke Moynihan woke up on Thursday morning safely at home in Co Kerry with his parents Dermot and Dorothy, after a frantic mission to bring him home succeeded just ahead of the Russian invasion. | @ellenoregan reports
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@rainy101
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5 years
The last few seconds ❤️
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@rainy101
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3 years
When you instantly know who the killer is in an ITV drama.
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4 years
What we need is one of those proper fuck-off public information films from the 70s, that made children terrified of everything from trains to light switches. #StayAlert
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3 years
"Bodies with vaginas" is the language of a serial killer. Great work everyone.
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@rainy101
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Darts is just maths for alcoholics.
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5 years
Which is a shame as she's playing Jim Callaghan.
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Digital Spy
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The Crown's Gillian Anderson looks eerily like Margaret Thatcher in new season 4 set photos: #TheCrown | #TheCrownNetflix
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@rainy101
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3 years
A good socialist would be campaigning for a world where girls don't have to fuck scabby strangers to pay for an education.
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@rainy101
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3 years
Woman is raped. It is captured on CCTV. Men on Twitter saying there is no evidence. Women who are angry are called unhinged. So tired of this shit.
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1 year
"I once denied knowing about my colleague's affair despite every other person in the country knowing about it for years"
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@rainy101
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5 years
Everyone staring hopefully at the door.
@SkyNews
Sky News
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"A lot of people are going to change their behaviour." Professor Robert Kelly tells Sky News he thinks South Korea will keep the #coronavirus outbreak under control, after the country reported more than 160 new cases. Get the latest on #COVID19 here:
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@caroljsroth
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Whose cover of a song is better than the original?
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1 year
Makes a change from women, I suppose.
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5 years
I have embraced the Blitz spirit by looting my neighbour's house while she was out.
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2 years
Two MPs have been murdered in recent times, so for Owen Jones to encourage people to intimidate and film Starmer if they see him in the street is contemptible, even by his incredibly low standards.
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Didn't happen without video evidence. Sorry, but I don't make the rules.
@BBCr4today
BBC Radio 4 Today
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"A group of men charged, with military precision, directed at me" @OwenJones84 describes being attacked at the weekend in what he believes to have been a hate crime #r4today
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1 year
New euphemism just dropped.
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3 years
Goodbye my darling. You were the goodest of the good boys and I will miss you forever. #RIPTrigger
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While you've all been chuntering on about football, Hugh Grant could be anywhere now!
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2 years
@simonjedge @guerrero_ramey What's interesting is that this tweet must have been seen by the haters yet not one screenshot of evidence in the mentions. Not one. A perfect demonstration of how mass hysteria works.
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Nearly every woman and girl has experienced similar. Yet men and boys simply can't imagine why we're scared of them. It's getting to the stage where I want to physically hurt any man telling girls who they should fear. Grooming pricks.
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Michelle Traynor
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#howth words fail me.
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4 years
Imagine trolling Malala and still thinking you're one of the good guys.
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5 years
Watching Clive James in London and LOOK AT HER BEAUTIFUL FACE. God I miss her.
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3 years
Imagine applying for a blue tick because you got a bit of fame by making the terrible murder of a woman all about you?
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Once again I am begging corporations to take the role of social media manager seriously. Pay well, get properly trained staff and stop using kids to represent your brand. And for the love of all that's holy make it clear that they stay away from politics.
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@TheFamousArtBR @TillyLovesBooks It's weird for someone who works in a bookshop to think the company should only sell books that have her approval. I say weird, I mean completely narcissistic.
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5 years
🎶Jolyon, Jolyon, Jolyon, JOLYON I'm begging of you please don't lamp that fox. Jolyon, Jolyon, Jolyon, JOLYON Please don't kill it in your missus' frock 🎶
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2 years
Always amazed at how many men act like they've never met men and have no idea what they're like or capable of.
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5 years
Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Give a man a power tool and he'll fuck up everyone's weekend for eternity.
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@simonjedge @sussex_police @Weatherwax6655 @SussexPCC @KatyBourne Oh my god. The police are on the side of paedophiles? Explains such a lot.
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4 years
And now the MP for Chernobyl speaks.
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BBC Politics
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Conservative MP Robert Courts says he thinks Dominic Cummings' actions were reasonable "when I look at the explanation that's been given" "When you look at the regulations as they were, the question you have to decide is whether he had a reasonable excuse"
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3 years
That Madonna photo just reminds me of spontaneous human combustion photos from the 70s.
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3 years
Oh to live in a world where a woman's safety is considered more important than a man's hard-on.
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4 years
I think she has every right to be furious - it's bloody cramped down there.
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"I'm respecting the referendum, Betty"
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Us "Owen, we think..." Owen: "Fuck off" Us: "But if you think..." Owen: "Fuck off, bigot" Us: "We just want to discuss..." Owen: BLOCK. Us: "We don't think the Labour Party is for us" Owen: "If you leave you will be responsible for a fascist regime." Us: "Fuck off."
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I see the 'listen to women' period has already expired. Normal service has been resumed.
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Don't know much about history Don't know much biology... 🎶
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@Gillian_Philip @Primark Mixed sex was supposed to be lockable floor to ceiling doors. Still not nice for women, but Primark have gone for the pat on the back without spending a single penny. Curtains in a mixed sex changing room? Sex offenders' utopia. I hope they get their arses sued. #boycottPrimark
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The words "I do not condone death or rape threats" should never be followed by a "but...".
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My mum would have let me go on one of the Apollo missions if it meant getting the flat to herself for a few days.
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Kirstie Allsopp reported to social services for allowing son, 15, to travel abroad
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Women expressing ourselves without sadly opening our mouths.
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It just rained on my washing, despite the app saying there would be none. This is Sadiq Khan's London. This is Britain 2019.
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'Remove a PM who's trying to cling on to power. You may use food items, lingerie and sturdy netting, but no weapons. Your time starts now'
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2022: John Lewis reporting record losses because an ad suggested you could watch your child completely destroy your home and they would pay for the damage.
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Supermarkets asking people not to panic buy.
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Only a psychopath would think it's acceptable to have males competing in female boxing. Never thought I'd see VAWG becoming an Olympic sport, but here we are. #OlympicGames
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@mippy @_jasaint "No doctor, I didn't 'fall on the nozzle', I asked her if she was ovulating as I lifted my feet for her to hoover under"
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Women shitting on women is always hard to see, but a woman hijacking the death of another woman, to get famous, is inexcusable.
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2 years
Poor Huw. It was so obvious he knew hours ago and had to pretend he didn't. What a professional.
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3 years
Why didn't anyone in charge tell Barrowman to cut it out and put it back in his pants? Why was this ever considered ok? Yet women are sent death threats every time they speak out.
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1 year
Before you ask, no I'm not a professional baker, but I can see why you thought that.
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6 years
Looking forward to Owen Jones writing in the Guardian about how important it is to #BoycottTheGuardian to stop the biased rubbish that is written by people like Owen Jones writing for the Guardian.
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7 years
You can't sneer at Breitbart for lying and then retweet The Canary as if it's truth. They are two cheeks on the same arse.
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We need to standardise red and blue for political parties. This is cheese and onion crisp level of confusing.
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@nzolympics What is the name of the lady who came fourth? The woman who was cheated out of a place on the podium?
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I don't want to be braggy mcbraggyface, but I got a letter from sainsburys saying I was in the top 5% of potato waffle buyers in the country.
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Just remembered when very young girls were exploited by older men and the press, but were called a "Wild Child" to make it all sound cool and acceptable.
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Oscar Pistorius and his silly shenanigans. OJ Simpson and his unfortunate kerfuffle. Nothing changes. Women don't matter and that's the reality.
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FAKE MELANIA IS BACK.
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US President Donald Trump has given a thumbs up to cameras as he set off to face Joe Biden in the first 2020 US presidential debate in Cleveland, Ohio. #Debates2020 Latest here:
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People celebrating the death of a family man because he had different opinions? The right side of history is looking very grubby tonight.
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This is the worst card ever made.
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Happy #IWD to all the brave, funny women all over the world.
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Me, waiting for @UKLabour to cotton on that women now have the vote. @Keir_Starmer
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I can't believe that the man who bashed a fox to death at Christmas has turned out to be a bit of a cock.
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Posting for no reason whatsoever.
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@DatCatDer "I didn't agree with you, but that death threat completely changed my mind. Such an eloquent and persuasive argument."
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The 'mysterious right-wing think tank's' annual beano.
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I have just watched my 20 year old son dust around a dead fly and I would like to apologise to any future girlfriends/boyfriends he may cohabit with in the future. I tried. I really did.
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🎶Jennifer, Alison 🎶
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Nothing says #bekind more than gloating about the death of an 89 year old man who brought joy to millions. These people actually think they're the good guys.
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Melania making a break for the Embassy of Slovenia.
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We need a Phoenix Nights night. Is there a reason why it's never shown?
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Bloody hell. Nasty little smug faced prick #Mystify
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Mr Rainy has just asked me what I'm laughing at.
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Whatever happens with #Brexit I think we can all agree it's been a jaunty couple of years and we wouldn't have missed it for the world.
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Girls think you have to be sexy to get men's attention on Twitter, but the truth is you just need to mention that your radiators don't seem warm enough and your mentions will fill up in seconds.
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Guy Fawkes signature before the referendum and three years later.
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I wonder if Jesus *meant* to feed the 5000 or if he was just trying to make a risotto for two?
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@Glinner Then - "How did Savile get away with it?" "Why didn't people speak up?" Now - "Children are being sexualised and groomed in plain sight" "Shut up you bigoted hags".
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My mum fancied Cliff, Johnny Mathis and Freddie Mercury. It's an absolute miracle that I was ever born #TOTP
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Just let your sons wear dresses, Brad.
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The real issue got lost amongst all the noise - a child was watching actual torture and murder on the dark web and now another child is dead.
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"It's such a simple solution, I don't understand why we haven't done this" Esther Ghey, mother of murdered teenager Brianna Ghey, proposes smartphones for under-16s with limited social media access and tools to flag concerning search terms #BBCLauraK
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"Exuse me sir - does this come in a tartan?"
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One thing the apocalypse films never predicted was how much clapping would be involved.
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When your mum drags you out shopping and you wanted to watch 'Swap Shop'.
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Fourteen years since we lost this absolute legend. I wish she'd come back and haunt the shit out of the nobbers currently undoing all her hard work. #MoMowlam
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Survivors of rape shouldn't have to reveal their trauma to stop being threatened with rape. Fuck every man who thinks that threatening a woman with rape is EVER justified and fuck off to the women who go along with it. Sobbing #MeToo
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In a world where women are beaten or murdered for not wearing one, this seems particularly tone deaf.
@TowerHamletsNow
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It's World Hijab Day today! It encourages women from all religions to wear a hijab for a day and for everyone to find out why some women choose to wear one. You can find out more here
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I took my bra off too early and now I've got nothing to look forward to later. #LockdownLife
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Tier 4 couples sharing the Christmas joy on Instagram.
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Well done @NetflixUK . *slow hand clap*
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