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ashley

@rabcyr_alt

3 years

dreaming of a world without computers

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ashley

@rabcyr_alt

2 years

rabioli

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@AeroDork

2 years

The USDA is dropping fishmeal-coated oral rabies vaccines across the wilderness of the eastern US with hopes of lowering disease rates among raccoons, foxes, coyotes, and skunks (among others).

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ashley

@rabcyr_alt

6 months

@Stabbygabby_ saw this today and same energy 😂

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ashley

@rabcyr_alt

7 years

I fought the SHA but the SHA1

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@rabcyr_alt

4 years

what’s stopping you from coding like this?

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ashley

@rabcyr_alt

4 years

It is time. Woerms anew.

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ashley

@rabcyr_alt

6 years

what idiot called it wifi and not

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6 years

ghost ethernet

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ashley

@rabcyr_alt

3 years

early morning thoughts

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ashley

@rabcyr_alt

2 years

@nicollhunt damn, this aged extremely well

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ashley

@rabcyr_alt

2 years

@smackmiaround hmm, location not indiana, but is indianapolis!

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ashley

@rabcyr_alt

4 months

@AndyJScott no way this kid is over 17

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ashley

@rabcyr_alt

4 years

@littleautomaton i had to look this up and

ashley

@rabcyr_alt

4 years

It is time. Woerms anew.

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ashley

@rabcyr_alt

3 years

@shitshowdotinfo whyyyyy? he could just eat colloidal silver instead!

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ashley

@rabcyr_alt

6 years

the ads are fake, the users are fake, everything is fake and the internet is just a giant scam: a big thread with lots of references

Aram Zucker-Scharff | @[email protected]

@Chronotope

6 years

The numbers are all fking fake, the metrics are bullshit, the agencies responsible for enforcing good practices are knowing bullshiters enforcing and profiting off all the fake numbers and none of the models make sense at scale of actual human users.

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ashley

@rabcyr_alt

2 years

so, lemme get this straight… 1. 40 year plan out in the open to overturn roe 2. democrat establishment ignored it 3. current president was a leading senator for 20+ years, never for roe, then VP for another 8 4. decision leaked 7 weeks early 5. caught off guard when it happened

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ashley

@rabcyr_alt

2 years

@mnkn_kev @fuckedupfoods you are more right than you know

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ashley

@rabcyr_alt

3 years

i keep lifting up the SPARCstation expecting to find something, but… there’s nothing new under the Sun

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ashley

@rabcyr_alt

3 years

well, i guess our dystopia is finally cyberpunk

Pathfinder

@Pathfinder

3 years

A scannable QR code advertisement created by drones above the skies of Shanghai. Beautiful.

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ashley

@rabcyr_alt

3 years

oh, you’re feeling down? like, down to fuck, or down like us-east-1??

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ashley

@rabcyr_alt

2 years

oh no

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ashley

@rabcyr_alt

4 months

@Pavldozer > verified accounts will show first > verified accounts can make money what people said would happen happened

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ashley

@rabcyr_alt

4 years

i somehow missed the “cast iron skillets are bourgeoisie” discourse they’re like $20 “oh, you cook your own food? how privileged!”

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ashley

@rabcyr_alt

2 years

since the furries love this, check out the wolf conservation center

Wolf Conservation Center 🐺

@nywolforg

2 years

🐺 ATTENTION PARENTS 🐺 Does your kiddo love wolves? Have them complete our FREE online training guide + they can become a certified WCC Junior Wolf Biologist! ➡️ All kids who successfully complete the guide will receive a customized digital certificate!

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ashley

@rabcyr_alt

1 year

heatmap

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ashley

@rabcyr_alt

4 years

it’s not a coup d'état unless it’s from the état region of france. otherwise, it’s just sparkling authoritarianism.

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ashley

@rabcyr_alt

9 months

@TiredActor found him!

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ashley

@rabcyr_alt

8 years

Hey @YouTube , WTF is this bullshit?? YouTube Kids completely censoring transgender info.

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ashley

@rabcyr_alt

4 years

@da5ch0 press :ffff: to pay respects

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ashley

@rabcyr_alt

9 months

@TRFletcher @reclaimID wrong

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ashley

@rabcyr_alt

5 months

covering potatoes with straw. am i doing this right? i have no idea.

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ashley

@rabcyr_alt

4 years

@pumpkinspite @LegendAriee16 yeah, i’m adhd and i looked away from my screen thinking about my reply here!

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ashley

@rabcyr_alt

2 years

@ThatSamWinkler oh hey

Allison F.🦉

@ablington

2 years

“christmas decor”

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ashley

@rabcyr_alt

7 years

Smells Like

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ashley

@rabcyr_alt

4 years

@Remy_Anne @jneen_ ahem

ashley

@rabcyr_alt

4 years

it’s not a coup d'état unless it’s from the état region of france. otherwise, it’s just sparkling authoritarianism.

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ashley

@rabcyr_alt

2 years

ok, so we put an offer on a house on one acre. i want to do a small homestead. chickens, sheep, garden. current owners had lots of fowl, and there’s some mystery pens, but no garden. and all the ground has been neglected and is largely hard dirt. recommend me books etc please.

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ashley

@rabcyr_alt

2 years

we fucked up by turning them back on

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ashley

@rabcyr_alt

1 year

@AJiazhang no, don’t live in a trailer park. you pay absurd captive rent and can’t legally move that mobile home most anywhere else. the housing is fine, but you gotta own the land it’s on. i learned all this in the past 6 months looking for a house.

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ashley

@rabcyr_alt

3 years

sometimes the enemy of your enemy is your friend

Sean Hecht

@seanhecht

3 years

Difficult situation on campus. Traffic jam of automated food delivery robots, apparently all stuck behind a carelessly discarded scooter. I just observed a couple of students clearing a path out of pity for the robots. This is our future, I guess

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ashley

@rabcyr_alt

5 years

> GO OUTSIDE YOU ENCOUNTER A CAT > PET THE CAT YOU HAVE BEEN BLESSED

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ashley

@rabcyr_alt

4 years

i am now known as ashley (200)

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ashley

@rabcyr_alt

3 years

@emilyst Rust: we won’t let you do it

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ashley

@rabcyr_alt

6 months

@littlebillie the $4.19 butter was on sale for $2.19 if you bought 3, so of course i bought 3 the other day

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ashley

@rabcyr_alt

4 years

peter daou got pretty damn radicalized over the past 4 years huh

Peter Daou

@peterdaou

4 years

POLL: WHAT'S THE EXCUSE NOW? With Dems on track for full control of the government, what excuse will they use for not moving ahead with #GreenNewDeal , #MedicareForAll , and $3K/month retroactive to March?

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ashley

@rabcyr_alt

2 years

@RobDenBleyker

ashley

@rabcyr_alt

2 years

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

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ashley

@rabcyr_alt

3 years

i saw this earlier from a 🔒 friend and i’m still thinking about it: “I suppose the lesson here is if you’re at a protest and someone on the right opens fire the only consequences they’ll see are the ones visited upon them on the spot”

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ashley

@rabcyr_alt

1 year

why is there speaker wire coming out of this outlet in the entertainment closet? oh. oh my. great job, home inspector.

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ashley

@rabcyr_alt

1 year

@littlebillie so. much. junk. disgusting! unfortunately, our grocery trips don’t look too different…

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ashley

@rabcyr_alt

4 years

@realLexPowell @DientyMuse @conspiraboomers where do you even rent thongs?!

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ashley

@rabcyr_alt

8 years

So on YouTube Kids you can search for #LGBT but you can't search for any of the words in the initialism 😒

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@rabcyr_alt

3 years

@valarauca1 [stares] [thinks] oh. oh wow.

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ashley

@rabcyr_alt

4 years

unix is just putting the same set of commands in different combinations to do different things. taco bell is just putting the same set of foods in different combinations to make different items. 🤔

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Concept: Taco Bell Labs

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ashley

@rabcyr_alt

3 years

@svnder @sleepisocialist i’ve been meaning to do this for years. i also haven’t checked my voicemail in years.

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ashley

@rabcyr_alt

4 years

when you’re knitting stockinette with embroidery floss and you later realized you dropped a stitch, that’s Run-DMC

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ashley

@rabcyr_alt

2 years

@da5ch0 only inactivated charcoal for me, thanks!

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ashley

@rabcyr_alt

4 years

holy shit

"Wabe"

@dril

9 years

now youve done it, teens. the official mr bean account is closing because you all kept calling him dad

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ashley

@rabcyr_alt

4 years

@iamdianametzger @tbrandmueller @soapachu same! this came right after the last tweet in the thread and i didn’t even notice it was from someone else until after!

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ashley

@rabcyr_alt

4 months

@Empty_America no disrespect, just found it funny 😂

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ashley

@rabcyr_alt

4 years

today on amazon i accidentally discovered that you can just buy wheel locks for cheap enough to put on someone's car who pissed you off

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ashley

@rabcyr_alt

4 years

texas style remote code execution

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ashley

@rabcyr_alt

4 years

if you’re looking for a real #cyberpunk game, it’s all in here to act out. open world! no computer nor console required! be a DM and recruit others to play with you!

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ashley

@rabcyr_alt

3 years

@atomicthumbs this image, unmodified, literally came from the white house today. thanks, biden.

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ashley

@rabcyr_alt

2 years

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

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ashley

@rabcyr_alt

1 year

@TiredActor more! ngl, this is the most batshit yet reasonable would eat non-ironically cooking thing i’ve seen online

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ashley

@rabcyr_alt

6 years

@belgatherial @mistydemeo sounds great! so, is it always on the 23rd, or is it always on the fourth friday, or…

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ashley

@rabcyr_alt

3 years

welcome to 1878

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ashley

@rabcyr_alt

3 years

noise-enhancing headphones

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ashley

@rabcyr_alt

3 years

[latin america has entered the chat]

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@thehill

3 years

. @POTUS : "How would it be if the United States were viewed by the rest of the world as interfering with the elections directly of other countries and everybody knew it? What would it be like if we engaged in activities that he engaged in? It diminishes the standing of a country."

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ashley

@rabcyr_alt

2 years

which way, western man?

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ashley

@rabcyr_alt

8 years

this is the future that liberals want

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ashley

@rabcyr_alt

7 years

can’t get over idaho in this etymological map of north america

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ashley

@rabcyr_alt

3 years

real “would you shit in a toilet for a million dollars” energy

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ashley

@rabcyr_alt

6 years

“MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!”

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ashley

@rabcyr_alt

6 years

reminder

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ashley

@rabcyr_alt

3 years

“let’s just take the stairs”

pictures of the end

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ashley

@rabcyr_alt

3 years

@wadepearson @ianbremmer give the man a break, he’s only eleven months into his presidency!

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@rabcyr_alt

2 years

@Lowenaffchen you love to see it

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@rabcyr_alt

3 years

@IncendiaryNomad go her!

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ashley

@rabcyr_alt

1 year

@cookiebot4521 @mfpears right, they’re the public property of the government. yay!

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ashley

@rabcyr_alt

4 years

YOUR TIME ARK SERVICE MODULES HAVE RETURNED

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ashley

@rabcyr_alt

1 year

@BarnabasDull counterpoint: library after the collapse

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ashley

@rabcyr_alt

3 years

in my nightmares, i am chased by algorithms

void angel 𒌓

@egregirls

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Algorithm-washed cruelty, sparkly free of independent compassion or ethics (or your money back)

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ashley

@rabcyr_alt

3 months

@myrrlyn no, alex’s mutuals. they aren’t for THAT, either!

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ashley

@rabcyr_alt

4 years

@maine_gov i was the 69th quote tweet!

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ashley

@rabcyr_alt

4 years

ah, milkshake cat

Anthony L. Fisher

@anthonyLfisher

4 years

Funny story about Rod Ponton, the "Zoom cat lawyer" that everyone's talking about today. I reported on him in 2014, when he was a local prosecutor used the power of his office — and roped in federal law enforcement — to harass a former lover.

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@rabcyr_alt

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@TiredActor