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Just me in a parallel universe

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Joined July 2015
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@localIystupid @PennBadgley Not the yassification of Joe Goldberg
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@lordeispoc And unisza actually stands for โ€œu ni kan sza berapa kali i nak cakap benda samaโ€
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@angrybIack Very this
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Inilah kesan bila orang cakap nak pulihkan dari jadi gay kena kahwin. No, it will not cure anything because being gay is not a disease. And to all gays, please stop being selfish. You are dealing with womenโ€™s heart and future. Be responsible.
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Suami kantoi GAY. โ€œSy baca mesej2 Horny dia dan teman lelaki bernama Luqxxx. Lahir pada tahun 1990โ€ Dugaan bulan puasa. Kesian sis ni.
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@palmoswince @azam_kahar @annysherra Thereโ€™s nothing bright about emplyer not letting you take leave during festivities
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@shfqsymzyn @AbudiAlsagoff He said wrong answer only
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@bangerzcircus Which snatch game episode is this?
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@mimislabia All i want for Christmas is yuh boyfriend โ€˜cause Iโ€™m bored
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@SyedAkramin Mcdonald. Iโ€™d rather buy street burger with a quarter of the price
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@HavocCikb Bila mama announce nanti buat camni tau Cik B
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@kertasgraf Patut ambik pin tudung pastu cucuk tangan pakcik ni.
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@syedaaliff This is actually a very good practice by the institution. Kudos to UUM
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@PnuttYusof Sponsor student banyak2 and then bg kerja kat rakyat asing. Bijak
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Abang jual air kelapa ni sgt hensem dah la tangan berurat gituh
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Daie Wan tengah cari point nak tulis karangan pasal isu Syafiq Kyle
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@mdluqmnurhakim Ayda Jebat be like
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@Ah_malas568 @DalilaAtiqah Diorang tak minat pon datang sini sbb banyak lagi first world countries yang nak diorang
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@pineabul His videos always on point ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@3rdna The tip culture in America is getting out of hand.
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@dragmetofilth Not her coming for both Michelle and Rupaul in the same breath
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@MunimMYusri @DayanaAbdRahim @liyanalunia Bro aku sebagai laki, kesian gila dengan bini pertama dia tu. Kesian gila kena teman laki dia gi merisik. Kena teman pergi pejabat agama. Dia bukan kena buat post penghargaan tapi kena buat post minta maaf sebab tak jaga hati seorang isteri.
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@saifulnizam769 Tak faham golongan perempuan yang defend laki2 yg buat lawak lucah
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@KimChi_Chic Kim there are people that are dying
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@jomkitalari Berlari pon bawak sejadah. Semoga memperoleh husnul khatimah.
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@samruzone Hmmm I understand abang baju bunga yg hanya melihat tu
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@RenaissanceWT Walaoncรฉ
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Penuh mulut la jugak
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@misterkobee Someone said Arigato Grande ๐Ÿ’€
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@isusemasaviral Dia tgh record kot tu. Tu yg nak makesure lens tak tutup dgn seluar
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@SMendesQandA @AnneMarie @ShawnMendes Shawn is obviously Marshmallow
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@mattxiv Two queens stand before me
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@beautifulnara Siapalah yang design poster ni. Ingat ni zaman maria mariana ke?
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@beausvepscumata Or maybe 10 in 1 depends on your bravery
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@advreds Dia ada hak nak komplen kalau design tak ok sebab dah dipersetujui beforehand sebelum kerja bermula. Cuma cara dia bandingkan dengan rumah setinggan dan rumah kampung tu kurang cantik la.
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@9GAGTweets Gordon: i think that does not taste too bad The Thai chef:
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@JDMorganxx The person behind the camera:
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@zaymzrf After doing some research, i canโ€™t believe that hamlau, sempudal and menggeletis are actual malay words. Comethru precise vocabs by this king.
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@imemerang Lepas solat baru berhijab
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๐Ÿฅบ
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Bila la Anwar Ibrahim nak jadi PM. Please la cepat
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Ulasan dan cadangan dlm isu terkait krisis pendemik COVID-19 yg makin membarah oleh Sdr @anwaribrahim (Part 1)
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@Unexplained So those mentos turned into a fish?
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@kroolnizam Boleh senyap kot pengacara ngan juri tu. Aku nak dengar suara dia
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Ada sorang bro kat gym ni tibeh tanya aku dah kahwin ke? Pastu ckp exercise kaki aku baru buat tu bagus utk naikkan adik. Like ??? Pastu bila dia nak guna machine tu, dia ckp dia pon buat exercise tu. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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@adibahnoor Buat la tiktok kat dibah. Boleh jd cikgu english kat situ. Boleh jugak upload short covers of songs jugak.
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@lANZAlNAL This is what happens when you romanticize bullying
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Bersembunyi di dalam bilik sebab orang pasang aircond kat ruang tamu ngan main room
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@Samaazing But do you condemn Wednesday?
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@thatonequeen Me when the winner of the challenge was picked from a non winning group
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@twtbiy Wait, Astillah tu nama ayah dia rupanya.
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@fara_zulaika Dah pandai order pandailah bayar. Jantan semua sama. eh aku pon jantan
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Aku penat la orang nak kenen2 ni. Aku minat lakiiiii ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@hugeasmammoth_ Sheโ€™s gonna eliminate herself in a no elimination season. Iconic.
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Teka nama buah
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@wlIdatheart The director:
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Suka betul manager2 ni nak kenen kan aku dgn anak bos. Saya gay kakkk
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@jhnrdzi Those qualities can also be seen on b40/m40 families.
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@nurainaakayy So cringe
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@arfdy12 And he still not posting anything about Gaza or Rafah. Only if he can channel the same energy hating on Wardina and actually be the voice of palestinians course. Do better.
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@zyraroxx Nak makan tp takut cacing keluar masa berak
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Happy chewsday
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@bernamadotcom Ingat cop bernama tu ada kat badan budak tu
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@_IICONICS_ Damn ugly. Outside and inside.
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@rafzanfazren Boleh tp mintak la lebih lg
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@Mateennnn @IniAlalalannn 16hb? Sakan depa beraya
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@DojaTonightt @PopCrave not a glass door๐Ÿ’€
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Haritu pergi rumah sorang mamat ni, lepas mandi, aku tanya la mamat tu ada sikat tak, nak pinjam. Aku lupa dia botak ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@lANZAlNAL Kalau barang free, beratur 2 kali. Kalau makan dengan member, tak pernah dahulukan duit. Hutang member RM1 dia ingatkan, bila dia hutang RM1 kat orang, tiba2 dia lupa
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Boleh ke bayar zakat fitrah online?
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@TheEllenShow Pay your employees
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@Tsgxy_ Sorang je kot bro, tak payah lah kau nak generalise. Mcm org putih yg generalise orang islam just sbb a few muslim bom bangunan sambil jerit Allahu akhbar. Yes she shouldnโ€™t say fuck off to mufti but generalising ppl also wrong
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@RimauXI Kelakar betul. Gi beli barang kat kedai malam tu pon dok gelak atas moto. Kelam kabut dibuatnya
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Takut tau kat kampung ni mesej orang 250m away
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Abang ipar tanya takde calon lagi ke?
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@senkusmiles She could be the underdog winner but the the judges hated her from the get go
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@ketengahketepi Food delivery: Makanan + delivery paling mahal boleh pegi utk makan sorang ialah RM16.
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@kimyaqee2 Want donโ€™t want
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Ramainya orang handsome kat twitter ni
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@heaven_toniight Her read was just next level. Lea Michelle could never
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Paint the town red
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@RuPaulsDragRace The way Daya has been off-script the entire season is ICONIC
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Lahh bertunang. Ingat ke gay.
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just because you lose weight doesn't mean you lose ugliness
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@keemmazni Budak2 badar
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Matriyer!!!
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@faqqrulfahmi @AbangNetizen Tengah berlatih choral speaking ke?
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@_JRPR_ @juels_jah @KEIRYYONCE @sheisresting I thought she was throwing shade at Beyonce. Glad some cleared that up
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My first 5km post raya.
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Sunday funday
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Part time sebagai pemerah susu
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@CritterFromMars Ok cantik tulisan dia
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