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WHAT. JUST. HAPPENED? ATLANTA UNITED GOES TO MIAMI OF ALL PLACES AND RETURNS THE VICTORS, 3-1, FOR WIN 100 IN MLS. YOU AREN'T HALLUCINATING. THEY NEEDED A MOMENT AND BOY DID THEY GET ONE. NARRATIVE REDEFINING RESULT TONIGHT. HOW BOUT IT? THEM FIVE STRIPES IS HELL, DON'T THEY?

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SITTING HERE LAUGHING BECAUSE WHAT ELSE CAN YOU DO ATLANTA UNITED BREAKS THE HOME WINLESS STREAK IN PURE IDIOTIC FASHION, THE PERFECT FOIL TO ALMADA'S BRILLIANCE. 2-1 IS YOUR FINAL SCORE SOMEHOW. TRULY, THEM FIVE STRIPES IS HELL. DON'T THEY?????

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4 years

We, for one, choose to remember Frank in his finest moment.

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6 months

IT'S SATURDAY MORNING IN THE RAIN SOAKED CITY OF ATLANTA, GEORGIA AND SORRY TO KEEP EVERYONE ELSE WAITING BUT THE MLS SEASON *REALLY* STARTS TODAY TIME TO GIVE THE REVS MORE SWEET TEA THAN THEY COULD EVER POSSIBLY MANAGE TO THROW WAKE UP, GET HYPE, IT'S MATCHDAYYY IN THE BENZ

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FULL TIME IN MERCEDES-BENZ STADIUM IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK, Y'ALL ALMADA SCORES, GG GETS A HAT TRICK carles gil scores one AND IT'S A NIGHT FOR THE AGES. 4-1 FINAL. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE: THEM FIVE STRIPES IS HELL, DON'T THEY?????

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2 months

THIARE SNEAKS UP BEHINDGAVRAN AND PICKS HIS POCKET AS HE ROLLS IT OUT AND SCORES ON AN EMPTY NET AS FANS ARE WALKING UP THE AISLES ATLANTA UNITED WINS THE GAME IN THE MOST ATLANTA UNITED WAY POSSIBLE

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6 years

If Orlando City played as well as their social media team tweeted, everything would be exactly the same.

Orlando City SC

@OrlandoCitySC

6 years

Where have we seen that LAFC logo before? 👀

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2 months

ATLANTA UNITED PULLS OFF A STUNNER, COMING FROM BEHIND TO BEAT REIGNING CHAMPS COLUMBUS 2-1 ON THE BACK OF A GREGERSEN BRACE OF CORNERS, ATLANTA'S FIRST AND SECOND OF THE WHOLE DANG SEASON. WINNING. WHAT A FEELING. SAVOR IT, Y'ALL... THEM FIVE STRIPES IS HELL, DON'T THEY?????

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6 months

IT'S THE LORD'S DAY IN THE LORD'S FAVORITE GOAL SCORING CITY AKA ATLANTA, GEORGIA THE SUNDAY SCARIES ARE APPROACHING, BUT MAMA DIDN'T RAISE NO COWARD AND MRS. GIAKOUMAKIS SURE DIDN'T EITHER WATCH OUT, ORLANDO WAKE UP, GET HYPE, IT'S OFYO DAY SO DAMN WELL ACT LIKE IT LET'S GOOO

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5 months

FULL TIME IN ATLANTA AND I'M LEAVING THE CAPS LOCK ON JOB WELL DONE FROM THE FIVE STRIPES AND SENDS CHICAGO HOME WITH A BIG OL' EASTER EGG. GG SCORES, THEN THIARE GETS A BRACE OF HIS OWN. AND WHAT A PERFORMANCE FROM SABA. THREE. NIL. WOW. THEM FIVE STRIPES IS HELL, DON'T THEY?

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6 months

THAT'S ALL FROM THE BENZ ATLANTA UNITED HOLDS ON TO A 2-0 VICTORY AND SENDS US ALL HOME HAPPY SABA OPENS HIS 2024 ACCOUNT, MORE GG MADNESS, GUZ AND THE DEFENSE GET THEIR FIRST CLEAN SHEET. BLUE ISN'T SO BAD AFTER ALL. ALL THIS TO SAY... THEM FIVE STRIPES IS HELL, DON'T THEY??

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6 years

People forget this but Atlanta United won MLS Cup once

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IIIIIIT'S SATURDAY MORNING IN AMERICA'S ONE TRUE SOCCER CITY AKA ATLANTA, GEORGIA THAT EARTHQUAKE Y'ALL FELT UP THERE IN NEW YORK? YEAH THAT WAS ACTUALLY JUST THE CITY TREMBLING IN FEAR OF THIAGO ALMADA'S ARRIVAL WAKE UP, GET OUT OF BED AND GET HYPE ALREADY IT'S MATCHDAYYYYY

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5 months

IT'S EASTER SUNDAY IN THE MAGNIFICENT MEGALOPOLIS OF ATLANTA, GEORGIA A SUSPICIOUSLY APT DAY FOR AN "ALWAYS RISING" ATLANTA UNITED TO PLAY A TEAM CALLED THE "FIRE" BUT HEY I'M NOT THE ONE WRITING THE SCRIPT THAT COFFEE AIN'T GONNA CHUG ITSELF SO WAKE UP, GET HYPE IT'S MATCHDAY

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3 months

IT'S SUNDAY MORNING IN THE CITY OF FULLY PRESSURIZED WATER MAINS AKA ATLANTA, GEORGIA Y'ALL READY TO WATCH GREGERSEN AND WILLIAMS PLUG UP PASSING LANES LIKE CITY REPAIR CREWS PLUG UP PIPES? BOIL ADVISORY IN EFFECT FOR CHARLOTTE'S CHANCES TODAY WAKE UP GET HYPE IT'S MATCHDAYYY

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2 months

WHAT THE HELL

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6 months

IT'S SATURDAY MORNING IN THE INTERNATIONAL PLAYER CAPITAL OF THE WORLD APPPARENTLY AKA ATLANTA, GEORGIA MAY YOUR PESSIMISM GIVE WAY TO RATIONAL OPTIMISM AND MAY YOUR HOT TAKES MAKE ROOM FOR LEVEL HEADEDNESS TL;DR: F IT WE BALL. WAKE UP AND GET HYPE IT'S MATCHDAY IN TORONTO

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5 months

IT’S A BEAUTIFUL SUNDAY MORNING IN GOD’S CITY AKA ATLANTA, GEORGIA REMEMBER TO BRING YOUR BOOTS AND SHIN GUARDS TO THE MATCH WITH YOUR WALLET AND KEYS BECAUSE WHO KNOWS WHAT THE DEPTH CHART LOOKS LIKE AFTER TODAY WAKE UP, GET HYPE, AND GET WARMED UP IT’S MATCHDAYYYYY

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8 months

Well the new kit finally dropped with all the others looks like it's an ode to zipper merging in Atlanta traffic

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2 months

IT'S SATURDAY MORNING IN THE HOST OF NATIONAL DISAPPOINTMENTS AKA ATLANTA, GEORGIA BUT IT'S TIME TO PUT THE PAST IN THE PAST ATLANTA UNITED TAKE A 3 GAME UNBEATEN RUN INTO THE BENZ FOR POTENTIALLY A FIRST HOME WIN SINCE MARCH THIAGO AIN'T GONE YET WAKE UP GET HYPE IT'S MATCHDAY

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3 years

Excited watching Atlanta United again

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6 years

WHO DOESN'T LOVE @JosefMartinez17

Cody Chaffins

@CodyChaffins

6 years

NSFW: Funny moment last night during #ATLUTD interviews. Translator Justin didn't want to translate exactly what @JosefMartinez17 said, so Josef got someone else to!

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5 months

not sure why Atlanta's U-15s are bothering with playing smaller clubs that don't offer much of a challenge

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2 months

IIIIIIT’S WEDNESDAY MORNING IN THE BLESSED URBAN SPRAWL OF ATLANTA, GEORGIA AND ATLANTA UNITED GO FOR A FIFTH UNBEATEN TONIGHT SEEMS A BIT UNFAIR TO PLAY A TEAM CALLED THE REVOLUTION THE DAY BEFORE INDEPENDENCE DAY BUT HEY I JUST WRITE THESE WAKE UP, GET HYPE IT’S MATCHDAYYYYY

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3 months

LMAOOOO ALL TIMER MLS MOMENT Dujic hit 'em with the "HOWEVER", and a foul on Muyumba rules out the St. Louis goal. Free kick to Atlanta United.

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5 months

IT'S SATURDAY IN GOD'S CITY AKA ATLANTA, GEORGIA AND I NEED RELATIONSHIP ADVICE SAY YOU HAVE THREE EXES OF VARYING LEVELS OF IMPORTANCE ALL SHOW UP AT YOUR PLACE AT THE SAME TIME DETERMINED TO BEAT YOU WHAT DO YOU DO NEXT?? ASKING FOR A FRIEND ANYWAYS WAKE UP. IT'S MATCHDAY.

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IT'S WEDNESDAY MORNING IN THE FORLORN SOCCER CITY OF ATLANTA, GEORGIA AND OH MAN WE'RE ACTUALLY DOING THIS? LIKE IT'S NOT ILLEGAL IN SOME WAY? THEY'RE JUST GONNA LET THEM DO IT? LIVE? IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN? WAKE UP, ATLANTA UNITED PLAY MIAMI TONIGHT IF YOU'RE INTO THAT STUFF

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1 month

Dax McCarty called Atlanta United’s elimination “a disgrace”, says the Leagues Cup appearance was a “microcosm of our season”. “Everything has to change.”

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4 months

IT'S OVER IN CHARLESTON. ATLANTA UNITED AVOID THE CUPSET IN A SHOOTOUT WITH JOSH COHEN THE HERO. FIRST SHOOTOUT WIN IN CLUB HISTORY. THREE WINS FROM A TROPHY. MAGIC OF THE CUP IS NEVER NORMAL. THEM FIVE STRIPES AVOIDED OPEN CUP HELL (AGAIN) DIDN'T THEY?????

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2 months

IT’S WEDNESDAY MORNING IN THE SOCCER MASOCHIST CAPITAL OF THE WORLD AKA ATLANTA, GEORGIA I HOPE YOU’RE SITTING DOWN FOR THIS NEWS- IT’S MATCHDAY AGAIN WAKE UP, LISTEN TO YOUR AUTOGENERATED SAD GIRL DAYLIST ON SPOTIFY, AND GET… UH… HYPE? IT’S MATCHDAYYYY

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2 months

JAMAL THIAREEEEEEE WALK OFFFFFFFFFFFFF IN THE 98TH MINUTE I CANNOT BELIEVE MY EYES

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3 months

FULL TIME. ATLANTA UNITED WINS IN D.C. AND A SECOND CONSECUTIVE ROAD MATCH. INTERIM ROB VALENTINO UNDEFEATED IN 2024. ALMADA SUSPENDED FOR SATURDAY BUT GOES OUT WITH A BANGER AND ATLANTA GET THREE POINTS TONIGHT. ONWARD TO ST. LOUIS. THEM FIVE STRIPES IS HELL, DON'T THEY?????

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3 months

SABAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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5 months

IT'S SATURDAY MORNING IN THE MAGICAL METROPOLIS OF ATLANTA, GEORGIA AND NO MATTER HOW DUMB THE PASSES GET, NOTHING'S DUMBER THAN HAVING YOUR ENTIRE CITY DESTROYED BY A COW WAKE UP, GET YOURSELVES HYPED, AND MAKE SURE TO FIND THE CORRECT CHICAGO FIRE (ON APPLE TV) IT'S MATCHDAY.

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6 years

Every Atlanta United fan: Actually, Geiger ain't so bad. He had a good game. Tata: He's still terrible.

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4 months

IT'S MAY THE FOURTH IN THE GALACTIC EPICENTER OF SOCCER KNOWN AS ATLANTA, GEORGIA TWIN EXPANSION FRANCHISES MEET AGAIN TONIGHT IN THE BENZ AFTER BEING SEPARATED FOR YEARS IT'S TIME TO RESTORE FREEDOM (ADD 3 POINTS) TO THE GALAXY (ATLUTD'S RECORD) WAKE UP GET HYPE IT'S MATCHDAY

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IIIIT’S SATURDAY MORNING IN GOD’S CITY AKA ATLANTA, GEORGIA I HOPE YOU ENJOYED YOUR THREE WEEK BREAK, TOUCHED SOME GRASS, FOUND SOME PEACE BECAUSE THAT ALL ENDS TONIGHT WE’RE BACK, BABY, WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT WAKE UP AND GET HYPE(?) ATLANTA UNITED MATCHDAYS ARE BACK

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16 days

Full time.

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6 years

Atlanta United is tied for the 4th most points all time with two games remaining and everyone seems to agree that we're absolutely not winning anything and that's weird but also makes perfect sense because Atlanta

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6 years

Start Bello.

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6 years

Act II, Scene 7: penalty kick training de Boer: Ok lads let’s see your pens. Josef, you were the main taker last year. Let’s see some. [Josef does his hop thing and de Boer’s left eyebrow begins to twitch involuntarily] [Fades to black]

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6 years

"It's going to be amazing, we'll call it: 'The SuperDraft'" "Wow. What's that?" "We'll have teams acquire players in a predetermined selection order." "Sounds...like a regular draft" "No it's a *SuperDraft*" "Uhh ok then. Hey can I borrow a pen?" "No. But I have a SuperPen"

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3 months

this rules hard

Atlanta United FC

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3 months

An Atlanta legend 🚌 Today we honor @MARTAtransit ’s longest-serving bus operator Coy Dumas Jr. as our Golden Spike Hitter 🔨

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IT'S SATURDAY MORNING IN GOD'S CITY AKA ATLANTA GEORGIA WHERE I THINK WE ARE ON THE VERGE OF BREAKING INTO THE ACCEPTANCE STAGE OF GRIEF FROM THE DEPRESSION STAGE? LIKE THIS IS GONNA BE PRETTY BAD, RIGHT? AND WE'RE JUST GONNA WATCH IT HAPPEN? LIVE? WAKE UP I GUESS IT'S MATCHDAY

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it's saturday morning in god's city aka atlanta, georgia and if you've noticed i am forgoing the caps lock button in protest of st. louis' claim to capitalization. you can't just throw caps anywhere! it's an *art*! it takes finesse! whatever... wake up, get hype, it's matchday

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4 months

3-2. D.C. United. We're officially on club announcement watch at this point.

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6 years

"Love is patient. Love is kind. It does not envy. It does not boast. It is not proud. Love bears all things. Believes all things. Hopes all things. Chris Armas blew it."

Ryan Rosenblatt

@RyanRosenblatt

6 years

I just witnessed the father of the bride, a *very* Georgia man, shit talk the groom in a wedding speech about Atlanta United beating the Red Bulls. 2019 is wild, y’all.

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IIIIIT’S SATURDAY MORNING IN GOD’S CITY AKA ATLANTA, GEORGIA SINCE THIS TEAM ENJOYS SELF INFLICTED MISTAKES SO MUCH MAYBE PLAYING AGAINST ANOTHER RED AND BLACK UNITED TEAM WILL FINALLY DO THE TRICK WAKE UP, GET HYPE, IT’S MATCHDAY IN THE BENZ LET’S GOOOOOOO

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6 years

. @TiotalFootball is this how you data analysis?

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IT'S SATURDAY MORNING IN A REBORN CITY OF ATLANTA, GEORGIA. IT'S A NEW DAWN, A NEW DAY, A NEW LIFE. RESURGENS KITS TODAY MEAN A LITTLE MORE THIS TIME AROUND. GODSPEED (AGAIN), ROB VALENTINO. END THE STREAK TONIGHT? IT'S BACK TO THE BENZ SO C'MON GET UP GET HYPE IT'S MATCHDAY

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5 years

So Barco goes and makes himself one of the players of the U-20 tournament, comes back a couple weeks early AND Josef Martinez doesn't have to play a full 90 tonight? A blessing from the gods.

Doug Roberson

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5 years

Josef Martinez isn't starting for Venezuela against #ElTri at #TheBenz #ATLUTD

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6 months

GG says “we have to improve many things” following 4-1 victory. On Golden Boot: “I don’t have to send a message. They know me.”

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4 months

IT'S SATURDAY MORNING IN THE FUTURE MOVIE FILMING CAPITAL OF THE COUNTRY AKA ATLANTA, GEORGIA LET'S WRITE IT INTO THE SCRIPT: "ATLANTA UNITED ENDS WINLESS RUN WITH BIG VICTORY, BOUANGA FOUND IN STIAN GREGERSEN'S POCKET" TODAY COULD BE THE DAY SO WAKE UP GET HYPE IT'S MATCHDAYYY

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5 years

Look just tag Atlanta next time

Deadspin

@Deadspin

5 years

Inept soccer team takes fifty-four (54) shots and scores zero (0) goals:

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IT'S SA- I MEAN SUNDAY MORNING IN THE SPORTS GODS' FAVORITE TORTURE PLAYGROUND AKA ATLANTA, GEORGIA YOU'RE TELLING ME THEY'RE PLAYING A MUST WIN MATCH AGAINST A TEAM KNOWN AS THE SAINTS? ON A SUNDAY AFTERNOON IN THE BENZ?? IT'S SO ON. WANT IT OR NOT, IT'S LEAGUES CUP MATCHDAYYY

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3 years

HAPPY LEARNED HOW TO PUTT

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3 years

good morning! atlanta united won last night. we're recording in about an hour. if you have questions about last night, the team, mls, or life in general, reply below and we'll answer them on the show.

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6 years

When Bello doesn't start.

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3 months

IT’S WEDNESDAY MORNING IN THE WIN STARVED CITY OF ATLANTA, GEORGIA IT’S ALSO JUNETEENTH SO IF YOU HAVE THE DAY OFF YOU CAN SPEND THAT TIME THINKING ABOUT ALL THE WAYS CHRISTIAN BENTEKE CAN HURT YOU AGAIN, JUST TO BE PREPARED GET UP AND GET YOUR MIND RIGHT IT’S MATCHDAYYYY

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IIIIIT'S SATURDAY MORNING IN THE CITY OF GOD'S STRONGEST SOCCER WATCHING WARRIORS AKA ATLANTA, GEORGIA AND YUP THAT'S RIGHT ATLANTA UNITED PLAYS AGAIN MAYBE JOSEF CAN JUST LET US HAVE THIS ONE, FOR OLD TIMES' SAKE? WAKE UP AND MENTALLY PREPARE YOURSELF IT'S MATCHDAYYYYYYY

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6 months

dude just chugged two beers on the halo board and this place is alive

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4 years

help us @MFparkhurst you're our only hope

Tiotal Football

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4 months

IT’S WEDNESDAY MORNING IN THE ILLUSTRIOUS MEGACITY OF ATLANTA, GEORGIA IF THERE’S ANY TIME TO ACTIVATE SLEEPER AGENTS MILES ROBINSON AND JEFF LARENTOWICZ IT’S TODAY BY GOD OR ELSE THIS MIGHT NOT BE PRETTY WAKE UP AND DOWN YOUR FIRST FIVE CUPS OF COFFEE IT’S MIDWEEK MATCHDAY

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6 months

We’ve never been more back.

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8 months

Atlanta United is back. We're just getting started...

Atlanta United FC

@ATLUTD

8 months

Look who's back 👀

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6 years

HOW BOUT THEM FIVE STRIPES? QUESTIONS? COMMENTS? THOUGHTS? SEND THEM OUR WAY NOW

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2 months

STIAN GREGERSEN YOU BEAUTFIUL MAN ANOTHER CORNER. ANOTHER HEADER. STIAN GREGERSEN HAS A BRACE AND ATLANTA UNITED HAS THE LEAD. JUANJO TRIBUTE GAME. IT'S 2-1 TO ATLANTA

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3 months

Pineda rocking the sweater cape in Tata's presence is a direct challenge I feel

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6 months

GIORGOS GIAKOUMAKIS CHEST AND VOLLEYED FROM LIKE NO ANGLE FOR HIS THIRD OF THE NIGHT GOLDEN BOOT ALL BUT CONFIRMED

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5 years

Sound ON

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5 years

Miguel and Tata now with the same number of red cards since 2017

SI Soccer

@si_soccer

5 years

Eight minutes into his first appearance against Tata Martino since both left Atlanta United, Miguel Almiron takes out one of his players, Gallito Vazquez, with an awful challenge. Straight red! (via @UnivisionSports )

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2 months

THIS IS NOT A DRILL ATLANTA UNITED HAS SCORED OFF OF A CORNER KICK

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2 months

IT’S TUESDAY MORNING IN GOD’S CITY AKA KENNESAW, GEORGIA AND SURPRISE IT’S MATCHDAY AGAIN. DESPITE IT ALL, ATLANTA UNITED ARE THREE WINS FROM SILVERWARE AND THE CCC. OPEN CUP QF ACTION AT THE FRACTION ON THE DOCKET TONIGHT. GET UP FOR THE CUP AND GET HYPE IT'S MATCHDAYYYY

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4 months

BEHOLD, YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE

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6 years

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

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SABA SHOT THAT DAMN BALL ATLANTA IN TRANSITION AGAIN AND SABA HAS A GO FROM DEEP AND PUTS IT TOP BINS ARE YOU KIDDING ATLANTA UNITED LEADS 1-0

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shoot the ball shoot the ball shoot the ball

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The leaks definitely aren't fake. It's not like Adidas just had an easily replicated template design to make fakes already on ha--

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2 months

DANIEL RIOS SCORES 20 SECONDS IN IN FRONT OF LIKE 10 PEOPLE THIS ONE'S FOR THE SICKOS

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2 months

IT'S SATURDAY ON THE SURFACE OF THE SUN AKA ATLANTA, GEORGIA, AND BY GOD Y'ALL BETTER BE READY FOR THIS DP-LESS TEAM TO PLAY A 9:40 PM KICK AGAINST 2ND IN THE WEST RSL NGL, NO STIAN AGAINST CHICHO PROBABLY AIN'T ENDING WELL BUT IT'S ABOUT THE JOURNEY, RIGHT? MATCHDAYYYYYYYYYYY

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ALMADA DANCES AND GIVES TO WILEY, CROSSES TO THIARE IN FRONT OF THE FACE OF GOAL FOR THE FIRST TIME FINISH 3-1 ATLANTA UNITED AGAINST INTER MIAMI.

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2 months

A SPECIAL GOAL FROM A SPECIAL PLAYER THIAGO ALMADA SLIPS BEHIND THE DEFENSE PLAYING IT OFF OF DANIEL RIOS AND KEEPS IT LOW FOR THE SMOOTH FINISH TO A THUNDEROUS ROAR ATLANTA UNITED LEADS 1-0 JUST BEFORE HALF

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@FiveStripeFinal

2 months

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@FiveStripeFinal

2 months

IT’S FRIDAY MORNING IN THE CITY OF CURSED SOCCER AKA ATLANTA GEORGIA AND IT’S TIME FOR THE MIDSEASON PRESEASON LEAGUES CUP …UNLESS ATLANTA UNITED GETS OUT OF THE GROUP IN WHICH CASE IT’S BASICALLY THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WAKE UP AND GET TO YOUR RESPECTIVE HYPE LEVEL IT’S MATCHDAY

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@FiveStripeFinal

5 months

This is more entertaining than the match itself

Mike Conti

@MikeConti929

5 months

This is literally @Longshoe ’s plane landing. Can he make it by kickoff? The clock is ticking… #LongshoreWatch

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@FiveStripeFinal

2 months

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@FiveStripeFinal

6 years

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@FiveStripeFinal

4 months

IT'S TUESDAY MORNING IN THE GRANDIOSE CITY OF ATLANTA, GEORGIA BUT ALSO TUESDAY IN THE CITY OF KENNESAW, GEORGIA TOO WHO'S UP FOR A LITTLE ACTION AT THE FRACTION? OR IS IT MAGIC OF THE CUP? MAGIC ACTION AT THE FRACTION CUP? I NEED TO WAKE UP AND SO DO YOU GET HYPE IT'S MATCHDAY

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@FiveStripeFinal

3 months

Atlanta United leads Inter Miami 3-1 in the dying minutes at Chase Stadium and it could be much, much more

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@FiveStripeFinal

3 months

JAMAL THIAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ATLANTA SCORESSSSSSSSS INSTEAD OF CONCEDING ANOTHER IT'S BACK TO A TWO GOAL LEAD!!!

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@FiveStripeFinal

4 months

FULL TIME AT THE FRACTION AND THIS TIME ATLANTA TAKES CARE OF THEIR USL OPPONENT ROUGH AND TUMBLE BUT DID THE JOB WHEN IT COUNTED. 3-0, ON TO THE ROUND OF 16. THEM FIVE STRIPES AVOIDED OPEN CUP HELL, DIDN'T THEY???

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