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it should not cost more than $10,000 to get a fucking apartment

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in case you’re curious

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maybe i’m the asshole but it feels good to say

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gay men in brooklyn with 2k-6k followers on instagram think they’re all in some sort of sex and the city universe together

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it would never even occur to me to have an opinion on historical figures’ breakups let alone one that politicizes something that’s ultimately personal and essentially unknowable to us in the present. this is not radical historiography this is pathetic parasocial straw-grasping

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@yeepouter i own a local businesses- i am the amenities

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never forget

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Jodie Foster reveals new details about her initial reaction after obsessed fan John Hinckley Jr. shot President Reagan in 1981: “Truth be told, I was a little impressed.”

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@justacoolcat first + security + fee nice try tho

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you can’t just colonize mexico city because you’re bored with bushwick

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Did you know that there’s a glory hole at the bed stuy home depot

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my hot take is that high 5 / low 6 figure email jobs where you basically never have to be there and do almost nothing but bounce correspondence around and pass the buck as often as possible are in fact a form of de facto universal basic income for people with college degrees

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watching a wfh gay at my coffee shop watch real housewives on his phone while going between zara dot com and his slack channel rn

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@chrisrosecas soul m8

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king in the castle

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@dadmacho @imjustjuice I went to elementary middle & high school with the bed bath & beyond heiress

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THE FIRST TWINKS vs DOLLS WAS A RIOT

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“felt tied down (allegedly*)” mind your own business lmfao

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andre agassi us open 1988

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@SweedishTaboo text me lol

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Sorry not sorry not going to care about the fire island chicken tender twink bc I grew up with an alcoholic, abusive father in constant state of distress and worry about the future. Hearing the key in the door every evening was my own “fire island chicken tender” for 20 years

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oh my FUCKING god do you HAVE to let it linger?????

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@JakeSymbol sounds like a a cult but ok

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does everyone’s feed look like this or is it just me

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help us @OsseChi you’re our only hope 😓

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i’ve never been to basement because i’m a simple middle aged shopkeep with pet rodents to take care of but i will say that i too would not let them into my club dressed like sophomore sorority girls on their way to a mixer at a 3rd tier frat

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YOU COULDNT WATERBOARD THIS OUT OF ME

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@pabeilon explain why this should be illegal. quickly

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bf who lays in bed next to you casually watching a gang bang scene while you talk to your dad on the phone about health insurance

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@_pem_pem last year i went to a bachelor party in denver for new jersey wedding and by the 4th new build brewery in a converted factory i was like this is great and all but why didn’t we just go to the hudson valley or whatever like why did we all fly to denver…

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cleaned in some hard to reach areas today and found out why the mice in my apartment have been so fuckin bold

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3 years

the I’m babyification of millennialism must be stopped. cheddy mac?? noodles gooder??? everywhere I look full grown adults are calling sandwiches “sammys.” stop it

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i am so emotionally attached to my 80gb backwards compatible PS3 that i got for hanukkah in 2006 i cannot believe it still works perfectly i’ve never even been tempted to buy a new console lol

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ok this is why I follow the post

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heyy

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its actually not productive to flatten people to their phenotypic categories in order to draw half-assed “gotcha” conclusions that are ultimately projections of/based on, like, idk- the toxic machinations of your college friend group lol

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@yeepouter just one business* lol

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@ara_hagopian and randomly misogynistic lmao

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my take on Looking is that the cinematography was fucking phenomenal, the acting was top notch, and the writing was lukewarm dogshit

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evey time I take public transit, I'm waiting for this fantasy to happen

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yes I have a perfect cock. we exist

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me at age 17: don’t worry mom and dad I’m still ur son I’m not gonna become a stereotypical gay man as seen in media portrayals me at age 27: roadtripping to Ithaca ny with my bf to see david sedaris and have group sex with an old friend from college and his new bf

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POV you’re helping me stretch my hamstring

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tbt the night i came out to my sister after drinking 3 bud lite platinums spring break 2012

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bf who drive car

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@_pem_pem grimace and the whole mcdonald’s family stands with israel, now and forever

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lowkey we’re getting m*rried stay tuned

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finally found a vet with good vibes

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bf who plays with electricity

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bro I’m furious lol

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bk 🚬s think they’re living in some sort of critically acclaimed series that everyone else is watching with insufferable envy...millions of queer people live fulfilling happy lives without ever having shoved a dirty key up their nose in the rosemont bathroom, grow up

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it’s called fill flash bitch

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my roommate thinks she’s in law school but she’s actually just in our living room

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i did great

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Drew is absolutely SMACKED at thanksgiving lmao 🫶🏼

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I bring my cock with me everywhere I go

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the only photo i will post of the actual city hall wedding because my m*ther is not in it and it slays the house down boots thank you clifton

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straight men are obsessed with being shirtless around each other for no reason. gay men too

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she misspelled fag

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now, when you say ‘US Open’ do you mean the tournament or do you mean “us? open 😈”

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look how cute he is

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went to a 4 person tennis clinic in williamsburg this morning. was me, 2 girls, and a ~45 year old guy i had sex with like 7 years ago

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me & my boys

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when ppl tell me I have beautiful eyes i’m like 🤦🏻‍♂️🚨 excuse me 🤨 my cock 😒 is down here 👇🏻🍆

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ah yes, myrtle broadway. a bustling intersection where bed-stuy meets bushwick and everyone is beige

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it’s like vaaaaapiiiiiiiiiiiiiing on your wedding day

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so cool how i was absolutely terrified of coming out in high school and now every high achieving straight girl from my graduating class added she/they to their ig bios bought a house with their heterosexual partners and posts about being neurodivergent queer non-binary bisexuals

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every time i see this video i try desperately to wrap my mind around an era in which susan sontag and camille paglia are being quoted in entertainment weekly and interviewed on television. i always fail

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The feud between Susan Sontag and Camille Paglia captured on camera here in 1993 (on public TV) is so painfully entertaining it's impossible to look away.

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there’s a version of this photo where you can see the rest of the shirt but it’s lost to time 😓

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Let me see yall at 19? 👀

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the actor who played bobby in twin peaks is walking around this drive in theater introducing himself to every single dog. he’s still hot too

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I want a president who is submissive and breedable

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@_pem_pem gay people don’t exist

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guess what I bought another nice camera

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queering my b*yfriend’s ass by cumming in it

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dude just told me that i left my underwear at his dorm when we fucked nearly ten years ago and he coveted them for a long time after that and even tho he went on to storm the capitol i am still deeply flattered by this information 🦁 ♌️

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@hugefarm this song was absurdly ahead of it’s time nobody else was rapping like this then

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tbt this

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rise and grind faggot - me to my bf whom I love

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everyone’s a marxist until an old bmw drives by

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boyfriend who sit in box

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it’s so interesting how some people watch movies like there’s someone watching them watch them

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can’t think of another director who derailed his entire career with *a single shot* as decisively as Xavier Dolan in 2015

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ran into oomf at the pub

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Kodacaleb

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is this too titanic-core for me to get married in

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@_pem_pem twinks vs dolls is not about pride, its about shamelessness, which are in fact distinct. and therein lies its politics

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everyone say ‘goodnight, paterson!’

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thinking about the time someone dropped off a gigantic order of like 35 rolls and we undercharged by about 8 so we sent an apology note with an invoice for the balance with a generous discount and he replied the next day at 7am with a multi-paragraph email including death threats

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this halloween I’m going as a top

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pov i’m making you fresh pasta with no shirt

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@desivirgil no famously this is confirmed in the historical record

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the way that i was so horny for him at age 8

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not to brag but it was my wedding and i am very grateful 🥹

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i officiated a wedding today and my speech made like 50% of the audience cry and even the caterer came up teary eyed and was like “woah”. which is to say—being a writer sucks because u never get to see ur words hit people in real time. so im becoming a rabbi to see ppl cry more.

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