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@lil_eath

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Brooklyn, NY
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2 months
dipping my coconut in the context of all in which i’ve lived and what came before me
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Went to Roatan to dip my mango in the ocean like Rihanna! And it’s so good!!! 😩
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1 month
that baby on its way to the four seasons orlando
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1 month
i think networking is immoral that’s why i don’t have a job
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1 month
i was homeschooled and ended up gay and communist anyway
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UFC Fighter Bryce Mitchell says he won’t be vaccinating his kid & wants to homeschool him so he doesn’t end up gay and communist
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9 months
sorry but he would and he has and he will again. honestly a lot of gay guys have chronic inflammation and even good bone structure can’t help that. it’s probably the oat milk and the partying.
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god wouldn’t give this side profile to a straight man
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@lil_eath
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2 years
a bottom should never have to cook for a top, if you’re hungry eat his pussy or go hunt
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2 years
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@lil_eath
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1 year
Beyoncé in Salt Lake City
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Wait… since Beyoncé seems to wear local designers with the tour, what if she opens the Amsterdam shows in Iris van Herpen Couture, oh my god?
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2 years
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@lil_eath
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2 years
just got a haircut
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@lil_eath
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6 months
My bottoms in Christ, never forget that YOU are the missing rib. A top will find you. Relax in God’s perfect timing.
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@lil_eath
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1 month
average 30 something at williamsburg equinox
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if i speak im gonna be banned from twitter
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@lil_eath
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2 years
@StupidSlavSlut her liver processing nothing but nicotine and kin euphoric I know her pee is acetate
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1 year
ideal male form
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@lil_eath
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3 years
just made this
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@lil_eath
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9 years
"White people can't rap" Me: http://t.co/hquu8xE9i2
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@lil_eath
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1 year
me when i post the same photo on ig and twit
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@lil_eath
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3 years
i want a perfume that smells like a guy who smoked 2 cigarettes 2 hours ago who showered this morning but didn’t put on deodorant whos wearing a black hoodie and carhartt double knee pants
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@lil_eath
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10 months
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@lil_eath
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2 months
oh id LIVE in those pits girl…
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I could fix him
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@lil_eath
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2 years
this is what i look like
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@lil_eath
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11 months
yearning is the gooning of the heart
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@lil_eath
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im bisexual in the sense that im a man who loves other men and will end up with a man and loves to have sex with men and men are what i think about most of the time.
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@lil_eath
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9 years
In loving memory of Zendaya, she ain't dead, I just love remembering her http://t.co/OpY0IymA21
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1 year
not if you’re gay lol
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Nim نیما
1 year
A reminder that this is what normies think is jacked. This is all you have to achieve to impress normies. This takes just a year to achieve and puts you in the top 5% of humans.
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@lil_eath
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10 months
legs kinda coming in
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1 year
Mr. Big you will never be Mike Delfino
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2 months
If you find this man attractive, you're high IQ. I can't explain why, but he’s beautiful in a way the simple mind would overlook. Understated beauty.
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@lil_eath
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1 month
uh so what’s everyone up to
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@lil_eath
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9 months
this weather has me wanting a bald boyfriend
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@lil_eath
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2 months
i posted this on ig but also wanna post it here sorry
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2 years
I love a man that’s a little fucked up looking, like he’s just a tiny bit fucked up looking you know. NOT medium ugly. like hot but like something is fucked up about him.
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3 months
:/
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@lil_eath
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4 months
a boyfriend is a brother you choose ❤️
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4 months
the worst dressing room in manhattan
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3 years
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@lil_eath
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1 year
sending this to all my hags
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9 years
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3 months
sometimes im in the walk in (cold) and sometimes im at the yoga studio (hot)
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2 years
tequila is kinda like flat tummy tea in a way
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9 months
it was this wasn’t it
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9 months
sitting in my french classroom, the professor isn’t here, no students are here, no email saying it was canceled what’s going on
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9 months
haven’t had a drink in a month just ran 3 uninterrupted miles coincidence?
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1 year
what are you guys wearing out tonight? i’m thinking jeans and a going out top.
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@lil_eath
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9 years
If a police officer genuinely mistakes his gun for a tazer he shouldn't be a cop. #EricHarris
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9 years
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@lil_eath
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2 years
no like I’d rather smoke crack than have anything to DO with funko pops. something really eary about those little gremlins
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6 months
hmmm
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2 years
grindr would be a beautiful name for a baby boy
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@lizlemerand or couth..
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2 years
when I got a ticket for jumping the subway and the cop put that I was 6’4 and 180 pounds like he thought I was a sexy jock…
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2 years
random vibe :p
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2 years
took the cookie dough bits out of this and baked it to see if I could make one real cookie
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1 year
this pint was $2
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@lil_eath
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9 years
Josh dugger claims gay people are a danger to kids, when in fact, he is the actual danger to kids. #JoshDuggar
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10 months
straight girls posting shirtless pics of their hot boyfriends slutting them out… allies..
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sometimes I forget tops are gay too
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@lil_eath
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2 years
got a new vacuum
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6 months
omw to the period poo convention
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2 months
from da coffee run and from da hike
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@lil_eath
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9 months
@meg_alopolis you’re gonna hate me but it’s grass fed dairy milk
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@lil_eath
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1 year
the trend of wearing cheap disposable cowboy hats to concerts needs to end
@B7Album
COWBOY CARTER Updates 𐚁 ⭑
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Need a hat for Beyonce’s concert? Party City ( @PartyCity ) just dropped collection fit for Club Renaissance! #RENAISSANCEWorldTour
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me when my parents thought i was literally a genius all of middle school and then i went to arizona state university
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@lil_eath
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2 years
34 is the perfect age for a man
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@desivirgil when that drop of filipino genetics in my wasian ancestry was the gay gene
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@lil_eath
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9 years
OUTING LGBTQ PEOPLE IS NOT YOUR JOB OR PLACE SOME PEOPLE ARE WAITING FOR A SAFE ENVIRONMENT SOME PEOPLE ARE WAITING TO BE COMFORTABLE
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3 months
documenting my new haircut last night and also i gained 5 pounds
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1 year
my brother used to do this with the incredibles on our family roadtrips from st. louis missouri to asheville north carolina and sometimes I would ask him to narrate it out loud and he would verbatim
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watching shrek from memory in my head
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2 months
Gay people voting for democrats too 🤣
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Gay people voting for Republicans
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2 years
fire island movie vs billy eichner bros discourse
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6 months
COMBAT BABY
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1 year
oh she got me there…
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8 years
When you have a sugar daddy and your parents ask "how can you afford all this?"
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2 years
wait body is bodying today
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9 years
Rihanna always be serving KILLER looks
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2 years
smiling era or whatever
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1 year
roommate is making us going to the beach rn because “it’s about to clear up, no this is just the storm breaking up!” and i believe him
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The best attitude to have
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9 months
@FocusLunch you can always just not drink any milk hope this helps ❤️
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1 year
i moved to new york city and found out all the men i’d been thirsting over since high school were 5’6
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9 months
ABSABSABSABSABS
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moving to bushwick saved my life
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9 months
A republican body builder who lived in my dorm taught me how to eat and lift weights. He told me to ignore the fads, be careful about what supplements I used (they’re not regulated by the fda), and gave me a full workout plan for after we stopped going to the gym together.
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where did u people learn how to work out???? are we supposed to just innately know? idk wtf im doing
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