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i make dumb shit and sometimes ppl don’t like it @ogbertthenerdnj | no good with secrets | @boredscienceltd (27, any pronouns)

New Brunswick, NJ
Joined March 2023
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@quartzmorrigan
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baltimore goodwill is fucked up
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3 months
rip to a truly real one. a god tier hater. a master of the craft. i think about this thread all the god damn time.
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regular steve albini
1 year
I will always be the kind of punk that shits on Steely Dan
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6 months
got this bumper sticker thing down for sure
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3 months
every time this makes the rounds, i like to point out that while say anything made an explicit point to censor himself with an inserted censor where the original song used the n word, scary kids scaring kids went all in on it
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State of the Scene
3 months
Punk Goes Crunk was released on this day 16 years ago.
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he’s just like me fr
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5 months
this is a great time to bring up a specific cultural compass i don’t see talked about too frequently which is how i found this and a bunch of other bands: music choice free on demand
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Mathcore Index
5 months
iwrestledabearonce - “Smells Like Kevin Bacon” (music video)
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6 months
i wish i could go back to before i heard this so i could be fucking normal again
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11 months
joyce manor really does start to hit more in the latter half of yr 20s. like yeah dawg i’ve also had a crisis at a karaoke bar while my friends were high.
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2 months
i gotta just start giving into hype bc like this is genuinely fucking insane
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8 months
like and share this if you’re an elder emo who wants to keep the spirit of us 00s kids alive! 🥰
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17 days
emo band has like maybe 12 more hours to call a song “tony hawk tuah” before i have 72 hours to hunt them for sport
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ratison jomes
5 months
this sucks but i can’t help but find the guy lovable. dude is just soaking up being the villain for the evening. like probably the funniest mf you’ll ever meet.
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5 months
Security decided to post up on stage while Joyce Manor was playing Constant Headache and then shut down the show
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22 days
i do not care for this album but you can’t not pay respect
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5 months
wait til you find out about folk punk
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How are you polyamorous with no car
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24 days
they should make chappell roan for the guys
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6 months
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Ian Cohen
6 months
jfc with that press photo, I thought this was a Japandroids album announcement
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ratison jomes
1 month
taking notes
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ratison jomes
6 months
4 guitars… so beautiful
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Eric Renner Brown
6 months
Heaven is Hotline TNT covering Smashing Pumpkins' 'Quiet' with MJ Lenderman
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25 days
first date, 1st, 2nd, and 3rd anniversary
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i bought the first pressing hot topic variant of this record when i was 17 and i sold it for scratch to buy weed that i went on to hot box my 2004 honda civic with after a 10 hour customer service shift at a grocery store, very likely listening to this or snowing on a burned cd.
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5 months
10 years of @ModernBaseball 's YOU’RE GONNA MISS IT ALL. Deluxe anniversary vinyl coming soon - sign up to be notified when pre-orders go live:
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1 year
what if i killed myself in front of you
@mrgreen
Lorenzo Green 〰️
1 year
The Lord of the Rings by Wes Anderson. The casting is perfect! Featuring: - Bill Murray as Gandlaf - Jeff Goldblum as Elrond - Willam Dafoe as Gollum - Owen Wilson as Sauron. (by curious_refuge on Reddit)
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8 months
how are y’all getting alchemist and shit on this part i keep getting this. what does this even mean??
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9 months
“how do we get on _________” emailing. you email somebody. don’t know who exactly to email? email somebody who’s played at the venue politely asking for a more direct contact. how do you do that? taking 3 secs to look online to see who has played. congrats, you’re an agent now.
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ratison jomes
1 month
when i was failing math when i was in 3rd grade and i called math stupid, my dad made me write a letter to bam margera to ask him how important math is. i think about that a lot bc i don’t know where he was going with that but i’ll tell you one thing; it really pissed me off.
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2 months
they’re gonna kill me when i say fountains of wayne is the thinking man’s smash mouth
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2 months
we’re cooked huh
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ratison jomes
3 months
yo @consequence you should fire yr fucking proofreader lmao
@consequence
CONSEQUENCE
3 months
Taylor Swift's Bandcamp page has been hijacked by a screamo act→
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ratison jomes
10 months
hello darkness my old friend
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ratison jomes
5 months
y’all have no idea how fortunate you all are to have all these bands on streaming bc like this is literally what my high school experience looked like
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2 months
one time i said that i mentally file modern baseball as good in the same way that i call ‘500 days of summer’ good as in ‘i liked it when i was younger but it doesn’t serve me the same way anymore and thats fine’ and a 39 year old man married man told me to kill myself
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10 months
i built a microphone out of an old telephone today. here’s how it sounds.
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ratison jomes
9 months
we decided on what qualified as 6th wave tonight
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9 months
rule #1 to making a grilled cheese is to have fun and be yourself
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ratison jomes
5 months
boy i sure am glad we all JUST found out that sxsw fucking sucks TODAY and not last year or the year before that or the year before that or the year before that or the year before that or the year before that or the year before that or the year before that or the year before that
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ratison jomes
3 months
no fucking way
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Stereogum
3 months
Taylor Swift Bandcamp page secured by Ogbert The Nerd ( @ogbertthenerdnj ) bandleader for jokey screamo release
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ratison jomes
7 months
this bedroom pop shit is getting mad fucking dicey
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ratison jomes
1 month
/5 available at fauxchella i will not be accepting any questions
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ratison jomes
4 months
most anybody who gets on here to argue abt the inner mechanisms and ethics of touring and the music industry at large couldn’t name 3 charting rappers if you asked them to
@OhMyEmz
⎊ ♡ 𝑒𝒿 ♡ ⎊
4 months
what’s an unpopular music opinion that puts you in this position?
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ratison jomes
26 days
haters will say it’s fake
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ratison jomes
8 months
diy twitter be like 🧑🏼‍💼 Dad Pants (SINGLE OUT FRIDAY) “This venue needs a fire extinguisher” Just say you don’t trust or give a fuck in your community 💅 ⤵️968 replies🔁1856 quote tweets ❤️ 5 likes | 🧑🏻‍🎤 Vinny Pisspot (EP OUT NOW) were you beaten as a child? ❤️ 9000 likes
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ratison jomes
23 days
if you thought making a pb&j on the floor at the gig was bad, wait til you see my set where i drink 6-7 beers and insult everybody between 2 minute spurts of playing my instrument
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ratison jomes
2 months
isn’t it rlly cool when bands post bios abt themselves that are like 5 paragraphs long talking about themselves
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ratison jomes
8 months
thinking abt how old school rockers used to stab and poke holes in their amp speakers for distortion as i debate pulling the trigger on a 12 month payment plan with 20% interest on a pedal that will make your guitar sound like a c. 2008 240p youtube upload
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5 months
i’m sick of you
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made the all gender bathroom a no gender bathroom bc i shit and made it uninhabitable
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9 months
happy halloween y’all
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ratison jomes
4 months
in terms of the “bands getting big and becoming cool to not like them discourse”, i would like to remind everyone that everyone, including yourself, are scared of everything and numbers on the internet don’t mean anything. i really do think everyone should be nicer to each other.
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1 year
this dude really just ruined guitar music for a decade with one album
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7 months
wait so is this twenty one pilots
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9 months
many do not include the bible in their top influences
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3 months
we have made it to facebook now
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4 months
hey everyone. tonight’s gonna be my last gig with ogbert the nerd. this has been a very difficult decision, but it should come as no surprise to any longtime fan of our band that i am not good at singing. thanks for all the memories and keep on rocking in the free world 🤘
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9 months
happy birthday to me
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5 months
in case y’all happen to have forgotten: i’m bitches
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5 months
attn bands: i literally sleep next to the person who runs philth media, so if you use me as a reference, they typically immediately ask me if i know you. i have not talked to these ppl in 4 years. i can tell bc they refer to me with a nickname of my deadname. very awesome.
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ratison jomes
2 months
this drunk girl on a not show night fell out of the tree in front of our house (easily 15-20 feet up) directly onto her side and onto the sidewalk and just laid there for like 10 minutes repeating “ i’m good. just need a sec” before getting back up like nothing happened
@aromantic_romeo
shanhedonia 🥥 🌴
2 months
What was “the incident” at your punk house?
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ratison jomes
10 months
as of today i officially paid off the loan i took out for an emergency surgery on my cat, artie. she passed a few weeks after as the operation was unsuccessful. i’ve been slammed with reminders of this for a few days now, but it’s over. here’s a picture of us from better days.
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ratison jomes
5 months
ways to make your album or ep better: -sequence it as a full listening experience, not just which songs sound good after the other. -think about the timbre of the full mix -hooks and riffs -tambourine -rickenbacker guitars -be british -release it 50+ years ago you’re welcome
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ratison jomes
2 months
call me gay or whatever but mayhaps the website that puts a cap on how much you can say at once was never a good place to have a nuanced conversation about anything ever and should primarily be used to call pictures of animals gay and shit like that
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ratison jomes
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that being said, this is not a current reflection of any current politics either of these artists / groups hold. bush was president. it was a wild world to grow up in.
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ratison jomes
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i’ve talked abt this with a few ppl about the “cds are back” convo and this is how i see it: cds are the new obsolete yet accessible tech you can grab at a thrift store, the same way cassette/vhs tech was for me when i started getting really into music 🧵
@starttrack_com
Start-track.com
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What happened to people buying cassettes? 🤔
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ratison jomes
6 months
contrary to what some may think. i think this kicks ass
@hannahfeldman_
hannah
6 months
i saw @GreenDay tonight for $2.90
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10 months
i like the way that militarie gun go OO OO. it reminds me of a funky monkey goin bananas
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3 months
it’s insane the only thing from this that holds up is forever the sickest kids covering men in black bc it just sounds like a forever the sickest kids song
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tbch if they didn’t tell me it was ai i wouldn’t be able to tell
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tour merch leak
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@samplelooper
no prospects//mystcl!
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can ppl start selling merch that is acceptable to wear in public
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i drove overnight through pennsylvania last night. here’s a little timelapse of the sunrise over the mountains (warning: flashing lights)
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ratison jomes
10 months
boy do i got a genre of music for you
@miagothstan
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no one looks like this no more actually
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4 months
life update that i’m posting here to stay accountable
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5 months
wild
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2 months
pulling up to orchid tonight
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ratison jomes
3 months
psa: don’t take yr sweaty gig shirt off, throw it in the trunk, and forget abt it for 7 months.
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ratison jomes
5 months
one more thing and i’ll drop it: fuck you for disrespecting my partner’s intelligence and fuck you for trying to use my (dead) name for yr gain without so much as a word to me, bc tbch, i fucked with y’all til this. the name is madison. get it right or get fucked.
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ratison jomes
5 months
attn bands: i literally sleep next to the person who runs philth media, so if you use me as a reference, they typically immediately ask me if i know you. i have not talked to these ppl in 4 years. i can tell bc they refer to me with a nickname of my deadname. very awesome.
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anytime there’s mobo news i like to recant the time i sold my first pressing of this record for $50 on pop punk merch wall in 2016, which was spent on weed and a shitty fuzz pedal i cannot remember the name of. it kind of looked like a those nickelodeon cameras tho
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Run For Cover
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Pre-orders for the 10 Year Anniversary Edition of @ModernBaseball 's YOU’RE GONNA MISS IT ALL are now available. Featuring a 96-page hardcover photo book, along with a 7” of demos of “POTHOLE” & “ROCK BOTTOM”, which are both out now. Listen & Pre-order:
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as promised. /50 cassettes. never again.
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ratison jomes
1 year
if it makes anybody feel better, rich kids in alt scenes aren’t as much of a problem as mid to upper middle class kids who grew up sheltered but abundantly supported by the adults in their life going away for school in some capacity and facing conflict without a visible net
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11 months
better to burn out than fade away etc
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30 days
must suck to be broke. wouldn’t know
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9 months
y’all don’t understand how much of a moment this was. i literally screamed “what”
@jennacxruso
elliott spliff
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releasing this 2 years after the central park show is actually goat behavior
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3 months
i guess i should come clean about this too
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to be an unapologetic hater, you chicago people are out of yr fucking minds about this hot dog
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3 months
wait. let her cook.
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ratison jomes
3 months
if any of you are aspiring sociologists, please refer to this as a case study in that being funny on twitter is enough to get 10 offers to do a split, 3 tape label bites, and (at this time) 15 show offers
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3 months
ok secured the url, who’s starting a screamo band with me
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i get why dudes wanna start bands that sound like pity sex and ovlov and it’s bc loud as fuck guitar shit sounds cool
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i just finished my first solo tour. i’m 650 miles from home and feel more at home than i have anywhere and everywhere. i fucking love diy. i got a lot to say but i got 650 miles to go. see y’all on the other side.
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ratison jomes
1 year
happy trans day of visibility. friendly reminder for when people say you aren’t enough of ______ to be ______
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i hesitated on saying something but a few nights ago i watched somebody steal my merch off the table. it was a cd and some of the bumper stickers. i haven’t had that happen to me before and i’m kinda just sitting with it now confused more than anything else.
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4 months
teenagers with laptops have been running the world for close to two decades but guitar bands will get on here to yell at each other about t-shirts and a responsible amount of food to eat on tour bc we’re all fucking idiots
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ratison jomes
4 months
fellas is it gay to be straight
@supersaad44
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Any man that finds tomboys attractive is GHEY.
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i think moving to chicago would solve all of my problems actually
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4 months
almost missed this national holiday
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