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@hitchj1

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Evertonian Born not manufactured, My views & opinions are completely plagiarised. I do all my own stunts!

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@hitchj1
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2 years
Liverpool fans trying to say Richarlison was overpriced, just a reminder Liverpool paid £50 million for Naby Keita who's so bad James Millner can't retire.
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9 months
@jemmaforte I'm amazed Liz Truss and Kwasi Kwatang have the audacity to show their faces.
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9 months
@lynsey1878 @Joey7Barton He's finished in football and he knows it, Nobody would have him as a commentator, probably angling for a job on GB news now.
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@hitchj1
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8 months
@_laurag23 Wonder if @Joey7Barton will be posting the clip to mock the player, or will Joey stick to mocking women's football?
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@hitchj1
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5 years
@goal I need to go before it’s gone - been promising myself a trip since the 1990 World Cup
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@hitchj1
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6 years
@LivEchonews Just put him down by injection, hanging or firing squad - you can’t rehabilitate someone sick in the head like him. He can’t be in society, just put him down & make the world a safer place!
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@hitchj1
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3 years
I put M Keane & M Holgate in the mix of worst central Defenders with P Kroldrup and Alcaraz in my 43 years of being an Evertonian.
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2 years
Can we all agree Frank is the one? I hand on heart believe he will deliver a trophy within 2 years, he will bring back European football.
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@hitchj1
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3 years
@NFLUK Needs to change its kick off times to suit the UK 🤣🤣
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@hitchj1
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2 years
@AllieHBNews Weird how a squad of asthmatics can press with such high energy season after season and not pick up injuries 🤔🤔
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@hitchj1
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2 years
@BBCBreaking Great petrol will start to shoot up in the UK, domino effect everything will go up in price......thank you tory voters 👍👏👏👏😡
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@hitchj1
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10 months
@EvertonStadium The bit when you see Goodison through the windows got me a little bit emotional 😥
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@hitchj1
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10 months
@Artannes @RhonddaBryant I played football at Goodison Park in 2003, and Pele played at Goodison Park in 1966 in the World Cup. Can I now claim I was part of the 1966 Brazilian world cup team 🤔
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@hitchj1
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3 years
@Jonseyboy Organised a junior football tournament once, never again, kids were great, I did have to speak to one coach for behaviour but I got pulled from pillar to post by complaining arguing parents, they can ruin what should be a great day for kids, I also refuse to ref in tournaments
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@hitchj1
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4 years
@MailSport The fact you’ve used that pic @MailSport doesn’t help the matter, I notice you didn’t choose a family pic of him and his family, a family pic might actually encourage people to calm down and move on from a bad timed tackle gone wrong! But no use that pic to still anger idiots.
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@hitchj1
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2 years
@EFCdaily_ @latercera Bollocks - complete and utter Bollocks - unfollowed
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@hitchj1
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4 years
My Mum has is Home from hospital, both my mum and dad are recovering well after Covid. Still suffering with fatigue but getting stronger! 💙 I’m very thankful, many people have lost people they love, stay safe!
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@hitchj1
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1 year
Just 2-3 mins out of their day and it's made a memory that kid will never forget!
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1 year
YOUNG FAN OF TURKISH CLUB SAMSUNSPOR waves to team bus as it passes each week, before it eventually makes surprise stop to say hello. Love to see clubs being mindful of these connections. Also love to see Goalkeepers Union looking out for their own 🧤🇹🇷🚌
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@hitchj1
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9 years
@KTHopkins if you was not raised on a council estate you do not have a valid view to comment on street life
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@hitchj1
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2 years
@graceblakeley Spot on! Someone once said to me quote “Governments no longer build houses for people, they now order them to be built for banks”
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@hitchj1
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2 years
@sophielouisecc So why do you love Boris then?
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@hitchj1
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4 years
Thanks to everyone who wished my Mum and Dad well, my mum is still in Hospital but doing well, sats are reading ok and now off oxygen, my dad is also doing well at home, very fatigued but he's eating again now, resting and even started moaning again between coughing fits!
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4 years
@MirrorFootball Article is by Gareth Bicknell - biggest koppite on the planet & very guilty of stirring up hatred over the last couple of years.
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@hitchj1
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2 years
@efcharv Feel like we should be apologising “really sorry we appear to have over-charged you by 38 million, can we offer a refund” but then I remember NUFC fans are bellends & I hope he ruins their season.
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@hitchj1
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3 years
@asmir1 @Everton @Ab1Gk @EmiratesFACup @lottosport @TRUsox Match winning save, not getting the credit it deserves!
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@hitchj1
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7 months
@1976_Jessy Happy Birthday 👍
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@hitchj1
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3 years
Wakes up, turns Olympics on, Sam Querk is presenting, turns Olympics off!
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@hitchj1
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3 years
@HLTCO I'm the only one who wanted ESL to happen? I wanted the 🐍 6 kicked out of all domestic comps.
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2 years
Dog groomers I've been taking our Cavapoo to have had to put prices up again due to energy costs. Thought I'll have a go myself, got some dog clippers from Amazon. The dog now looks like a scruffy albino rat, I'm fecking dead when the wife gets home & now the dogs hiding from me.
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2 years
@IAmStafford_ Being replaced with a Mural of Bill Kenwright with a header saying “we've had good times”
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2 years
@thatginamiller My only concern is that you will split the vote against a Tory MP thus keeping them in power!
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4 years
@LBC @NickFerrariLBC High costs due to security and food........alarm bells are ringing. I'm going to guess the awarding of contracts to G4S & sodexo with no tender process.
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5 years
@DancingTheMind I applaud Caroline Lucas, didn’t even flinch, had a look on her face saying “silly fool, making a show of yourself” very smart woman, gets her facts straight and has her ‘ducks in a row’ don’t always agree with her, but she has my ear & makes me listen to points well made!
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6 years
@Bobby_Firmino09 @efclewis How are you loyal to something that doesn’t exist🤪
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8 years
@KTHopkins no class no respect
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@hitchj1
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3 years
Just walked downstairs in all my Ref kit with my Ref gear in my ref bag. Wife “where you going?”
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@hitchj1
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3 years
@thetoffees_com I liked him - team was more organised when he played! I remember him scoring the pen against United at wembley & smashing Ronaldo at Goodison.
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1 year
@GCoppell The difference between Lampard and Dyche is Lampard had @richarlison97 to call upon, I hand on heart believe @richarlison97 kept us up.
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2 years
@SkyNews No, nobody in their right mind will lock down again!
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6 years
So at 10:30am today I will be the Referee for Everton under 17’s V Everton under 16’s at Finch Farm.........can anyone top that???
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2 years
@Mike_Fabricant If the union of ‘silly wig makers’ goes on the strike you'll be the first demanding the PM to resolve it ASAP
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3 years
@LBC The tory party got tough on the French yesterday knocking 20p off champagne tax 👊💪
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1 year
@Jo_Marney @MayorofLondon Taxes being used to Feed Children rather than buy Michelle Mone a yacht with millions left in her bank or buy Robert Gross a mansion or heat Zahawi’s horse stables……..feed a hungry child, it's not difficult and it's not a scandal!
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2 years
Got to love Warrington council, leave the goal posts up for most of the summer, wait for the teams to start playing pre-season friendlies then take all the goal posts down, 4 weeks before season starts 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️
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7 years
@SkyNews Her record is shocking - why did she get the job?
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3 years
If you voted Tory I’m not actually angry with you, you were lied to, fooled & hoodwinked, it happens!……..but if you’re still sticking by them you can feck off!
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2 years
@dannyyates11 200 nectar points & 300 Clubcard points
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2 years
@sportbible My dog would be a duck if it had a bill, wings and quacked
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1 year
Fuck me, in the gym and I've just overheard an OAP Koppite say “looking at the possession, passes, corners & shots I think Brighton has won that game” the Blue next to him said “Brighton 1 Everton 5”
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3 years
@SkyNews Russia: We are not going to Invade Ukraine: They are not going to Invade LizT: Well you better not or they’ll be consequences Express, Sun & Mail Liz T is so strong she stopped Russian invasion even though it wasn’t going to happen.
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3 years
Is it wrong I'm excited about a chippy tea?
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5 years
So what do I do on a Friday night????Officiating Everton v Wrexham u14’s at Finch Farm, that’s how I roll ⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️
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2 years
@EFC_Lucy When we move to BMD I'm making a baseball cap, on the end of the cap visor I'm going to hang a 1-inch wide strip of card hanging downwards so I can still enjoy that Goodison experience.
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10 months
No MP Should be allowed to abstain from a vote. Every MP Should be allowed to vote freely without prejudice or repercussion. The whip should be illegal, in any other form of work it would be classed as bullying & intimidation.
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@hitchj1
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2 years
BBC going on about the world cup, not one mention of @Everton winning the Elite premier super duper world Sydney Cup of Champions.
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2 years
@nicholasmith6 Same, waiting for an important delivery but fully backing the postal workers. I will just have to wait a little longer.
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4 years
Can't sleep, worried sick, my mother was admitted to hospital yesterday with covid, my dad is now at home on his own also with Covid, can't go and see either. Feel useless & don't know what to do.
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2 years
Today I witnessed a girl (looks somewhere in her 20’s) take lift to avoid climbing one small flight of stairs to the gym, she then went straight to the step machine 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️
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2 years
@TheAthleticUK @johnspacemuller Finished 2nd, not beaten any other top 4 team in the league?????
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2 years
@mickquinn1089 As empty as the horse's food store at a Micky Quinn stable?
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7 years
@Kingy120273 @eduardo_LACS Same here! I will cancel my membership if the NT allows this prehistoric cruel barbarity to happen.
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8 months
What is wrong with kids nowadays? I would have been up, dressed, eating my toast as I was going out the door looking for my first snowball victim.
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8 months
@refsupportuk Surely a bit of common sense, the on-field ref, didn't even call a foul, Palace players were not interested and didn't see a foul, and the crowd was silent, if the crowd thought it was a foul they would have been vocal, why is the VAR getting involved?
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10 months
@Lea_EFC I don't he will make an appearance for financial reasons, not footballing reasons.
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2 years
I'm 45 years old this year, my mums sent me a jumper she's knitted herself in the post...........Not the most stylish, but it's lovely and warm 🤗
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7 months
@sportbible Baffled?????? Not had a penalty all season, I'm not baffled at all. We Evertonians know we ain't going to get one @FA_PGMOL @premierleague #corrupt
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4 years
I want a pint 🍺 in a pub!
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2 years
@IanByrneMP @RMTunion Another day and once again Mick Lynch hands a reporter/journalist/MP Their arse on a plate!
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