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@purplesburner

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invader zim
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tbh idc abt posting pics like that anymore you jus gon have to remember dat im sexy
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i’m crying ???
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purple queen x
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looooooooooool ok man 👍🏾
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when you watch 24 hours in a&e and the persons partner says jenny “was the light of my world” and you don’t know if jenny’s gonna be giving an post-hosp interview or not
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bcos why is she darker than my asscheeks
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@shannonrosanna what does that even mean do these kids have no geographic knowledge none of these places are near the equator
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i remember tryna fight tooth and nail at work to give sweets at food banks and they literally said “if they can’t afford beans they shouldn’t be able to eat biscuits”
@theashrb
Ash
2 years
Brits will insist that to be “poor” means you must be devoid of ALL entertainment in your life 😭 that’s their barometer for poverty. If you so much as have a TV in your living room — or God forbid you have Netflix, then you deserve all the shit you face according to them.
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stomp stomp hes arrived
@PopBase
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Jessie J announces she has welcomed her first child, a baby boy.
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lol i’ve just seen an article that lucie from love island called yewande a bully 🤣 bad racist vibes that one
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btw it gets worse cos she really looked like this before the first pic
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before i mute this i think we all kno what the issue is . we as black people see it all the time and people of colour also are affected cos there are mixed girls who are lighter than the pic on the right . nothing is wrong with fake tanning just don’t look like a BURNT nugget x
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i’m 24 and four days old today 😈
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samira at the end of every night in the villa #LoveIsland
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HELLO ???????? GUYSUSUAHSJABDKANDKABDKNSKSKA OHPOLLY JUST DMED MESSEESEE
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me to my friends after we all know i’ve been moving reckless
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TRE MELVIN STANS ASSEMBLE !!! @TreMelvin
@payssssss
BIG P
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If you don't remember watermelondrea you to young on god 😭🤣
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@444molls my power . my influence . now , be gone with ur blackfishing !
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cry without anyone talking to u
@kerrywashington
kerry washington
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Have you ever been to London? What's your favorite thing to do here? 👇🏾
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do americans have google or are they purposefully obtuse
@lllliatttt
multitude container
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i can’t believe the british version of uber eats is called deliveroo they are so fuckin GOOFY like do you hear yourselves???
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@AmberRoseGill ⁩ happy one year anniversary of being the first solo winner of Love Island my sis 😻😻😻
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this is so tone deaf i’m sorry the blonde lady was right - she should feel a sense of responsibility because she WAS taking her followers on a journey and GLAMOURISING a surgery with a high fatality rate ! and now four years later she’s come to regret it ..
@VictoriaLIVE
Victoria Derbyshire
5 years
‘I did extensive research’ Shani Jamilah has had a Brazilian butt lift – she says she knew how dangerous it was before she had it. She was given the £5,000 treatment in return for taking her social media followers ‘on a journey’ with her.
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sorry emma there’s no fooling me . show me the british passport right now . 😻😻😻
@wavyemma
WAVYEMMA 🫧
4 years
i woke up black and pretty! i won!
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it’s actually dark and only half six seasonal depression is imminent and i can’t do anything about it
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NOOOO HOMEGIRL WAS DEAD SERIOUS !!! 😩😩😩
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me in the uk
@BrianMcLight
Globethotter 🌍
3 years
This video will never not be funny 😂😂😂😂
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@SLAYLONIE ✨✨✨
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i was genuinely perplexed . broke people are not allowed a twix , i asked ? “why do they need a twix if they “can’t even afford” bread ? *air quotes*” you know when you have to walk away
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@jessicagfm2 the day where u think it’s ended and u go free and then BLOOP !
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Essex is actually so small all u need is a surname and u already know what school year & school they attend and what they're studying lool
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THERE I AM LMAOOOOO DAS MY SPEECH
@BBCEssex
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4 years
“The last civil rights movement, they were mainly black faces, and look at the range we have here today.” Organisers say they are overwhelmed by the number of people at the #BlackLivesMatter protest in Chelmsford.
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i could not hack a @nellarose_ party . my kidneys would scream . my piss would be jet black . my liver would combust . yet i’m expecting my invite to the next one via DM .
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good night everyone <3 xoxo ohpollygirl
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emma we’ve been over this . show us ya passport NOW
@wavyemma
WAVYEMMA 🫧
4 years
me: why does everyone think i’m british? also me:
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wavyemma: i’m not british !!! also wavyemma:
@wavyemma
WAVYEMMA 🫧
4 years
black girls + gold accessories just hits different 👸🏾✨
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i see broccoli is trending and i just want to say now that broccoli is better than cauliflower and if you try to argue against me i will NOT hesitate to ignore you
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@Stardoe personally i don’t need convincing , i love wales 😻 let’s send your list to homegirl who thinks bradford is the new paris
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@quackityo_ fuckin dead i didn’t even clock . even WORSE !!!
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altho i need to do my own version of this , i wanna go around the uk
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@punkrockdaisies do you mean , “a beach day in blackpool ! 😻😻😻” ?
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chloe is a rahh where’s my baccy kinda girl i have not enjoyed the last 36 minutes
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twitter locked me off on my birthday two days ago ; this is what you missed
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@verity444 because what are we doing in wales ? chaos
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yesterday my flatmate told me that i shouldn’t be bothered by racism and that it “doesn’t exist” i told him that someone was racist to me on the bus and he laughed and said “this isn’t the 60’s, that never happened, get over it” i’ve never been more shocked and hurt before
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key workers day off #BussItChallenge
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singular tear falls off my fat ass face
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WAIT A MOTHER FUCKIN DAMN MINUTE !!!!
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oh danny if you really liked her you’d leave with her xxxx
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why can’t we go out and enjoy our nights in peace . why is it so long to be a woman
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“the minute you walked in” but sis u were asleep ??? make it make sense molly
@Funkeee_Tee
tiwa
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Molly pretending to be asleep in order to make an entrance 😂😂😂😂 #loveisland
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happy birthday to me . i’m 22 and alive bye x
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@AmberRoseGill amber ??!?!!!!??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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the OT BOP before carnival ? scrimmin @NSG
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hi i jus wanna say that today on BBC One at 10:30pm my face will be at the very end of BBC Three’s Famalam and i want everyone to watch it .
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@ohpolly #ohpollygirl let’s go girls ! 👉🏾👈🏾
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babies are so dumb looooool
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@MavyMave86 i remember buying a party mix haribos , they didn’t have a sharebag and i only wanted a few (privileged enough to even be able to do that) i had bare left and gave some to a nice lady who was homeless and she said “i haven’t had sweets in years and these are my faves” like ???
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this is so insulting , these curls here do not look like the ones i’m seeing now 🤣
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@septimusajprime
Septimus Prime🇸🇱
3 years
LEIGH-ANNE SAID WHAT???? 💀💀
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can't believe a customer bought me a bouquet of roses cos i was so sad abt Valentine's Day 😪💜🌹✨
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SOOO i was bullied, i suffered depression, eating disorder came and went, i considered s*ucide twice. SEVEN LIVE performances later, i am graduating Drama uni with a nice nice grade. my friends know who they are, and i’m blessed for their support. i give it all to God 😩💜
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@R_Seshat “but it’s nandos you know” ALRIIIIIIGHT MUM I GET IT I LIKE TO ORDER FOOD
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@aantwonnxo @TreMelvin pHEWWWWW i’m REMINISCING !!! this is a COMMENTARY listen to me COMMENTATE !!!
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watching them get excited over suffolk is absolutely sending me over the edge this afternoon
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Holly
4 years
This poor girl finding out she’s coming to Mildenhall
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been ridin’
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the same city where if you cry on the tube no one will ask if you’re ok ? people cannot argue against this tweet !
@theashrb
Ash
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This one x
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song was laced with crack when i first heard it
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@simply_lay_ girlie even i’m here to say u late as hell 😭
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good morning 2022
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still got unfinished business with my man
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@Zazamyodor
Zaza Man
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What’s an insult you’ll never forget?
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my life in a picture ; pony tail , eastenders , supermalt and purple (im also very late)
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jus opened my results ... A* in having a WAP 😸😸😸😸😸
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i’m more of an actor , not a model . anyway a late #VogueChallenge #please #actingagents #signme
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i’m calling the police to collect my snitch money
@Oloni
OLONI BABY 💋
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#AskOloni ‘My partner went out two days in a row even though I’m pregnant ..’ THOUGHTS?
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me: i’ll never show my face on this app ! also me:
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while we’re on the subject of foolishness , i’m sick of customers coming very close to me with no mask on and then looking at me as if i’m mad when i ask them to move away from me so i can fix their stupidity on self service . we’re in a pandemic .
@kelechnekoff
Kelechi
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I know I’ve mentioned it before but I really think people who wear their mask *under* their nose, are foolish.
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“damn , it’s crazy seeing Prince Phillip die jus like that . seeing the prince die reminded me of how you were my Queen . he couldn’t make it to 100 but you always kept it 💯 with us . you don’t have to reply , i’m just checking on you . hope you’re okay”
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a laugh like that can only mean one thing .. we are not getting an album
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the album cover 😭😭😭
@lidolmix
AARON
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i’m being so serious when i say little mix should’ve stuck to this sound
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it’s all the £3 tesco meal deals that accumulate to a madness
@WhyBLEACH
BLEACH
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It’s all the £10-20 transactions that accumulate to a madness
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thinkin about all the work I need to do and getting seriously overwhelmed by deadlines, workload and own personal issues whilst keeping sane
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american date format ? you’re a british show can you behave accordingly
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i liked it better when u didn't say anything
@nubuclub
Nubu Nightclub
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This Saturday 29th we have Love Islands @KemCetinay & Alex!!
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every fuckin time
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two opposing views . i love this app
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omg i’ve passed the anniversary of stormzy calling me a cunt 🥲 happy belated ! 💜
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“if you haven’t got anything nice to say , go on twitter” IAIN STERLING ??????? #LoveIsland
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i will never understand people who make articles and interviews claiming they have all this info and that they “know harry” like how do you know in depth a member of the royal family so well ? i don’t even think my own mother knows me as well as these people claim to know harry
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“if it was mid 20’s i’d understand” NOOOO !!! IF I HAVE A CAREGIVER WHO IS GIVING ME CARE WHY WOULD I GIVE THAT UP ????
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we gotta start finding some funky alternatives for our hijabi sisters cos we NOT having the girls be stripped from their right
@iikrxm
IkramAbdi
3 years
Saw this on Tik Tok and had to share it here! My hijab, my choice!
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SHES ALIVE JENNYS ALIVE SHE BEAT THE STROKE
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me getting my face beat for no reason then realising i have an essay due in less than 24 hours but then realising that i don’t care for this bastard degree
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small media before March 6th 😋 hi i’m Akousa Amoatemaa 🇬🇭
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??? caroline flack needs to stop walking like she's a peng ting i keep getting headaches #LoveIsland
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he said “sorry about that” when i said my brother is autistic
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just hear me out and if i’m wrong tell me
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changed my make up routine .
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birthday eve 😛
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the best part is , you can never truly get rid of glitter . he’ll think “that’s the last of it” and find a silver speck glistening in the light a year later , a constant reminder of what hes done < 3
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