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Phoenix, AZ
Joined November 2015
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9 days
More Grand Canyon pics :)
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@big_business_ Man was at the Oscars and was celebrating the golden globes fr
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Post breakup exit interview
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@CraigSchultzy Sportsbook donation
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@superiorsantina How are you going to know standup comedy well enough to know the terminology but not well enough to know the very obvious answer to the question? He’s still actively touring his set, why would he spoil his own jokes when he has funny crowd work clips?
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@TheAsherShow This is like 3 years after Cody was knowingly with a 17 year old himself YIKES
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5 months
@honkytonkwhore And why does it look like a cheez it?
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2 months
Yeah guys we really are making too much of trumps age, even old people don’t change that much in 8 years. Here’s my grandma in 2016 and here’s what she looks like now
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9 months
@Jram2TBJ LEAVE BAILEY ALONE
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5 months
She posted this on her private story because it was a cute photo of us, I’m tweeting it because I think this is the best I’ve ever looked in a picture
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5 months
First date idea: I drive over 1300 miles and move into your apartment @alxoh0lic
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4 months
Who let my girlfriend hold a baby AT A WEDDING??
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3 months
I love (hate) the comments to these videos because breast reductions only affect the person receiving the procedure and no one else. It’s not like some culture war, or revolutionary act inherently. These loser men just want to control women’s bodies and aren’t even hiding it
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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2 months
@lethalrejection “I don’t dream of labor” well do you dream of eating though? Is the plan just marrying rich? Inheritance from a relative you wish death upon? Sugar daddy? I don’t get it, at all. Especially in this economy
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9 months
@dude_gang The signature move after everyone has already came>>>
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2 years
@seanishim @BengalYouTube Way to drag the situation out smh
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3 years
@StickyCheck It should be treated like a video review, if you check the guy and don’t find anything you lose that video challenge later
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14 days
FINE I’ll post a breakup thirst trap, y’all happy now??
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2 years
@10000000bees JFK would still be alive today if that man was the shooter
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5 years
@__Zer0_0 @KokonutRum @invaderhelen It’s going great Harvard is giving me the first 5.0!
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9 days
This is true
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@alxoh0lic
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Breakups will you have you getting back in touch with nature and shit
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3 months
@lemonade_grrrl Imagine scrolling through twitter at a Starbucks to see that your girlfriend posted your homecoming photo from 2015 without warning or context
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It is pretty grand I’m ngl
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@ErinBurr27 @JCigan @Betsycashmoney The fact that Kevin Garnett and Paul pierce are somehow involved in the 2024 finals is the craziest thing to me
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4 months
@rinnystarr Small town Washington mentioned, this is a win for me
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@aura9k_ Proof people hate Rudy Gobert for who is, not how he plays
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3 years
@jordanrulesTSP @JJMaples55_MST At this point if you refuse the vaccine I’m not sure Jesus himself could convince you otherwise. I think forcing him to lose money is the best way to handle this rn lol
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@vStormzWrld @FieldsOfJustin_ Bro I’m a WSU alum. He broke my spirit then gained all of my respect. Man is so special, I hope he’s a bengal someday (unfortunately)
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6 years
@Danielmazing1 @FieldYates As a Wazzu student I can confirm that’s false. We were hoping for a third at best
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3 months
Is this picture sultry? Alx and I are having a debate
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5 months
Choosing to use the fact that my girlfriend is technically still married to her ex as a way to build a forbidden love story in my head
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5 months
Can’t believe I didn’t post any of these yesterday smh Anyway look, @alxoh0lic and I do prove that Twitter is a dating app
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You could say I’ve enjoyed my team here living with some hot girl from Twitter
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4 months ago today oomf drove across the country and moved into my apartment
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3 months
Got a haircut
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3 months
Unfortunately the woke left has won
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@MattMaltese @superiorsantina I swear people ask this question once a week and I’m so sick of it. Watching standup when you know the punchline sucks so bad
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@VViIIis @darrenrovell The FBI wiretaps would like a word
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New apartment fridge looking good
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@alxoh0lic @digital_bath___ He’s on his period leave him alone :/
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5 months
Yeah if they hate you 😭😭😭
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Is it normal for someone you’re dating to never compliment or kiss you???
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3 months
Is the woman I effectively share my life with marking her territory in my car? 🤨
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9 days
I’m not gonna lie. Ratioing my ex girlfriend felt pretty good today
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3 months
This is how all open relationships sound to me lol
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3 months
We hired a 22 year old twink at work. Yes, he's hotter than my bf. But he's not my best friend. He doesn't make me laugh. He hasn't seen me at my worst, and decided he loves me anyway. That's why I'm opening my relationship.
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I think I’m going to make an alt. Not for porn or anything just so I can post about sports and very niche things without scaring the hoes because if I tweeted every football thought I have on this account I think y’all would report my account
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4 months
I cut my beard off
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3 years
The cocaine Logan Paul is on tonight would’ve killed Scarface
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13 days
Oh to be a pug being forced to snuggle
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19 days
Smelling weed outside at 6:30 AM on a Sunday is jarring because what stoner wakes up early enough to smoke weed before 6:30??
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3 months
Look at my vegan and alcohol free dinner. Unfortunately the liberals have won
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3 months
Would highly recommend meeting your twitter mutuals, you may end up buying a brand new car together a couple months in though so heads up
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3 months
Screaming crying throwing up I love you so much @pugfather42
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4 months
Spokane: Al(e)x, is inside you 🫡
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5 months
Why’d she send me this :/
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bella dilaudid (dill-a-ū-dēd)
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your low follower count and delicate waist excite me
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2 months
Round glasses while clean shaven 📉📉📉
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2 years
@BryanLopez231 @tswagg821 @BarryOnHere Different for a lefty pull hitter
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2 years
@huntichon I’m in this tweet and I don’t like it
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2 years
Woke up like this
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2 years
If I was a pornstar I’d wear this outfit (minus the mask obviously) and call myself girth brooks
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3 months
The most chaotic Tuesday I’ve had in a minute
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6 months
My favorite yet the worst ad I’ve ever seen
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4 months
@Pyrosauru @808sthegoat @lisco_2000 It was. (I’m a raptors fan) would’ve sent nurkic to Phoenix still and was a nice package for the raptors. Shams just majorly jumped the gun and it helped Milwaukee get a deal done
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@RyanGoodcase @blackonthegram Does this comedian have a Twitter account or anything I can follow him on?
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3 months
I’m trying to find and follow every boyfriend on Twitter so we can unionize ✊🏻
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Can’t believe I’m publicly posting a picture of myself wearing an ASU hat
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2 months
I’m not beating the frat boy OR the lesbian allegations today ☹️
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Mmmmffjfhmmfuck
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Imagine thinking you need to be polyamorous to wake up to multiple texts from people who care about you lol
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Tori Thee Goddess 💜
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The true mark of financial success as a couple in their mid 20s is looking like a Facebook republican whenever you make a big purchase
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@maxtoscano1 @acosta32_jp And he’s allowed to lineup offsides
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I need husband 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨 I am farmar 🚜from USA 🇮🇴
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3 months
Dating a milf is sick
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I am NOT beating the lesbian allegations
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Getting called fat on eating disorder twitter rn
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5 months
Last night we went to dinner and held hands and had a good time. Tonight has been much less fun. I’m posting this to think about last night
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Me: I’m not going to the gym this week *crowd boos* So I can build furniture for my new apartment *crowd cheers* so I have a place to put my three days grace vinyls and 50 inch tv in my 350 square foot studio apartment *crowd has concerned looks on their faces*
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2 months
Taking my shirt off so you guys aren’t mad at me for shaving off my mustache
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This and my ex
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3 years
@terron_francis @BryanO445 @statmuse @utahjazz @spidadmitchell @rudygobert27 Nah the raptors literally only lost to Lebron for like 4 years in a row there. I’d say they’re more like sixers west. Great regular season but no one even respects them in the playoffs
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This edible be HITTING 🫡
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@Jacesprizepicks @MasonDoddFFN Hoping your league’s punishment for last place isn’t too harsh for your sake lol
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Posting slutty pictures of myself to take my mind off of work 🫡
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4 months
I like this shirt, even though it feels disgustingly slutty
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5 months
Feeling like a passenger princess in my own car 😃
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I’m high, this perfectly explains how I’m feeling haha
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@54to1 @joelklatt He said he hopes he doesn’t die, not that he’s always been his biggest fan?
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4 months
Working hard? ❌ Hardly working? ✅
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3 months
Covering my thighs with my (Alx’s) notebook because she doesn’t let me be a whore on here anymore :/
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Mob boss who makes all of his cronies show up to meetings in crop tops to make sure they aren’t wearing a wire
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2 months
It’s hard out here for a 3-4, such an oppressed body type 😔
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Which one are yall??
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5 months
Sent this to my bitch wife because she keeps putting vegetables and soy milk in our fridge which is NOT the diet for an alpha male like me
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Shane 🦧🦇428 days until Avatar 3
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If your fridge doesn’t look like this, basically you’re fucking stupid
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We made it to Salt Lake City yall
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“What’s working for JoyRun like?”
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