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@prollyryan_

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Kowalski out of options
2 years
Life is absurd, it'd be a shame if you took it seriously
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Kowalski out of options
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Yule morio hajawai kosa kukuskumia rwabe ukiwa chini akikuomba doo masaa uko broke
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i use filler words like "walai" "manze" "bana" and "joh" to hide the fact that most of the time i dont got shit to say
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gang, how can i hide a gbag of weed nikipanda SGR?
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Kowalski out of options
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fuck kinda bullshit is my plug on dawg💀
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Kowalski out of options
8 months
in desperate need of a blizzy
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Kowalski out of options
10 months
My ex after reading her the poem I wrote:
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Hauko creative, uko retarded
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Spotify wameanza kucollect data ya wrapped, time to lock in
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I'm a real listener, I'll walk around with 16Gb of downloaded music on my phone for when i dont have internet
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Kowalski out of options
8 months
Can't believe niggas in the replies are gassing Hitler 😭😭😭like bro, HE would have gassed YOU🫵😭😭😭😭
@Arnimal2000
Arnold Lakita
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Westlands...Is wildin'! This, is a matatu emblazoned with the 'Fuehrer's' visage, complete with swastikas...As I was taking the pics, the crew had already been arrested by law enforcement and traffic cops, your guess is as good as mine as to why they were busted!
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why the fuck was i borrowing 10 bob at 11pm???
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bro last night was an inscrutable ballad
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Kowalski out of options
4 months
how i look at the smokie guy after kumshow aongeze chilli sauce
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Kowalski out of options
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lakini what do you mean ati hupendi reggae 😭
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Kowalski out of options
3 months
my dad just dropped me 2 ngwizis out of nowhere on a monday morning. he's quite literally the only one who was there for me when i had nothing
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Kowalski out of options
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algo
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Kowalski out of options
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tukiwa kibandaski na morio alafu aulize "utakula nini?" nimshow sina ganji alafu aseme "sijauliza kama uko na ganji, nimeuliza utakula nini"
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Kowalski out of options
10 months
Stima zimepotea while I was rubbing one out karibu nidhani the rumors are true
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Kowalski out of options
3 months
ile masaa walitake over that big screen in the middle of Kenyatta Avenue niliskia msee ameshout "weka ngwati"😭😭😭
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Kowalski out of options
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sisi incels our only ick ni dem akiwa na njwanga
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Kowalski out of options
1 year
@ZeroYear97 Paul walker can say the N word
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Kowalski out of options
3 months
only thing keeping me from 5 stars is that one time i farted in a cab while it was raining hard so the driver turned on the AC because he couldn't open a window but that just made the car smell like warm ass
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Noni Madueke’s right foot
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Kowalski out of options
2 months
the fucking chef from ratatouille:
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day ruined : forgot my mouse at home
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Kowalski out of options
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kuna this girl amekam home kuonyeshwa mao na my little brother and once they were done he immediately hopped on mario kart completely ignoring her😭😭😭
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waah wueh wahwahwahwahwahwaah
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Kowalski out of options
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bado sijafile returns
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Kowalski out of options
11 months
Haha it actually works!!!
@MissMasumbuko
Miss Masumbuko
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Elon has added 💥on the like button. Na iwake #BrandedFeatures
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r/nairobi is full of liars and evil people and thats why i visit it every day
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4 months
wameniibia clarks na j4
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went to the hospital and they asked for a stool sample so i went to the loo dookied into the container and lidded it up then i went to wash my hands so i placed it on the sink, i turned to dry my hands and when i looked back it wasn't on the sink. i was so mad bro i lost my shit
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episode 5 ya the Boys tunaonea kwa screen ya State House #RutoMustGo #OccupyStateHouse
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haha
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leo nisipo vaa pingu i will consider myself a feilyaa
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that one friend you can be a lil gay with>>>
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Hauwezi hadi sema nilikuwa ghosted😂😂😂
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me when a shawty is inconsistent and non chalant
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ukiniona say hi
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kesho naingia maandamano nikiwa nimevaa flag ya kenya kwa uso kama mach-hommy
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"Now I am become death, destroyer of worlds"
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@salimishmael_
Salim M Ishmael, M.D 🇰🇪
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10. When were you the happiest this year?
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Kowalski out of options
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@klaytohn I can tell who walked in the compound just by their footsteps 💀
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@Anonimarse nataka ku achieve this level of unbothered😂
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1 year
@MrBlackOG Can't sleep, the city needs me
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Kowalski out of options
2 months
got gifted the hardest pair of crocs ever
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Kowalski out of options
10 months
Sometimes all a nigga need is to lay on soft lap and get some head rubs
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4 months
currently looking for an album to listen to as i microdose on shrooms
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Aint no way Burna Boy got me this excited waiting on a afro album he really is the 🐐 fr
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@Kenyans
Kenyans.co.ke
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KeNHA proposes tolling Thika Superhighway among other major roads
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sahii lazima ukae rada hauwezi jua watarevive tweet gani next
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Sometimes all a nigga need is to lay on soft lap and get some head rubs
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"worst she can say is no"🥲
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keki imetengenezwa na shonde itaitwa Maffin?
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4 months
kesho asubuhi itabidi nimewai kangumu nikiendea fwaka
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oomf be spitting the hardest quotes ive ever seen on twitter just to get 2 likes😭
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@_mutio420
Grip Reamer💕
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I just wanna listen to my music with someone who's obsessed with me
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@bavonski Hii walai itapita wengi sana😂😂😂😂
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10 months
Kijana amepata 414😂😂😂🥳🥳🥳🥳
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I ain't never seen my little bro this stressed out 😂naskia kumchoma kiblunt
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crazy gender reveal
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Out Of Context Kenyans (Satire)
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naelewa tuna raise awareness however we can but this just isn't it dawg
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taking a short twt break to focus on my health (mental and otherwise) see you all soon. ily🫶
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@_mutio420 ndio maana anaomba vitabu😭
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Me and a complete stranger after we establish that we are both smokers
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*your name spelt backwards is your demon name* Regina:
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ssup
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The comeback is inevitable
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as a hiphop head your Jay-Z phase huwa very important
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found out oomf unfollowed
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Guys, yk what would be cool, if we like #EndFemicideKE that would be so awesome
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due to monetary constraints i will NOT be keeping the tobacco industry alive today
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I love music so much dawg🥹
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this one's so easy I even feel bad for posting it😭
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waiting on the homie to finish talking to his shawty so we can go get shit faced
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Teaching her how to code, we all gotta get this bread😤
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twitter really is the greatest platform OAT
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@senseionzaza incognito icon tatted on your forearm you must be a #realwanker
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what my phone sees right before i open up an incognito tab
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@cosgeyyy si uko na biscuit zingine, sasa umenunua...
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Sisi wa kucurate all our listening experiences we can't relate
@ryandontnut
Homelander's weakness 🍼
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Spotify algo is so damn repetitive
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twitter usipochunga utajipata na a deep unfounded hatred for the opposite gender...its like the app was made for asexuals
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loml made a 'me and who' tweet
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Grip Reamer💕
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It takes a certain level of confidence to truly rock a suit
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@L8__cummer Still feel this one to this day
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@brian_kasena @iamjuddah FIFA World Cup: Khat-ar
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@rufusxtra
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Tf is with all the butterflies?
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potheads i sentence you to remember shit
@yasinsrevenge
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Potheads i sentence you to Eating without a few hits of the 🍃
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"I still haven't listened to Vultures 1"
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rip Notorious B.I.G you would have loved Keith Angana
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yall were expecting waaaayyyy too much from a group that started as a community of trolls
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Him⭐
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Anonymous ghosted us like we're some failed talking stage😭
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Stroking your cock before thinking>>>>>>>>>>>>
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locked in so hard bro
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@_mutio420 hiii you must be jean grey because youre making my dark phoenix rise🤭
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Damn Spotify, fr?🥲
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there are 3 types of men...
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tweeting at 800 followers #blessed
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@phares20_4 Lungs zako sahii
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I haven't ever listened to this song even once
@PopBase
Pop Base
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‘Water’ by Tyla wins the #GRAMMYS award for Best African Music Performance.
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Fml bana yaani nilikula a divine cock block😭😭😭
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men only have 2 moods
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