Sensei @senseionzaza Twitter profile

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@senseionzaza

5 months

Flirting is easy until its the girl you really want

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3 months

Sikuizi nikiskia mvua first instinct ni kucharge simu

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2 months

My tongue slipped nikishout "dere shukisha" kwa mat I can't I can't even type what came out my mouth..-1000 aura😭

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@senseionzaza

5 months

Huyu anauliza mbona sina mtu na ni ye nataka😭

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@senseionzaza

4 months

Setting my alarm for 5:00am when I actually want to wake up at 5:30is peak self awareness..by the time I'm done snoozing it and giving in to the sleep imparing my judgement..it'll be already 5:30 and I'll wake up and smile..satisfied with myself 😂I know what I am😂

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@senseionzaza

3 months

My lil bro comes home wearing a new hoodie talking about...guess nimetoa wapi..proceeds to tell me amepewa na manzi yake..happy for him and all but when's my turn??we basically have the same genes man😭

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@senseionzaza

4 months

The most rizz a woman can have on me is a good music taste..

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@senseionzaza

5 months

Born to say: Nijengeni attacho bana Forced to say: Interested in an industrial attachment opportunity at your fine establishment.

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@senseionzaza

4 months

Mzazi anasema ninyoe nywele,waschana wananiambia it looks good..sasa nitaskiza nani??😭

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@senseionzaza

8 months

Likes kumi nianze kusoma sasa.

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@senseionzaza

5 months

Your rizz ditches you and all you left with is a huge ass boner😅

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@senseionzaza

3 months

Cold milk is the most refreshing thing I ever put in my mouth and chugged down my throat

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@senseionzaza

5 months

I'm convinced he's the avatar..we still counting to 100 years😅

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@senseionzaza

4 months

Niggas will say no diddy then go ahead and say the diddiest shit😭

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@senseionzaza

4 months

I just want a girlfriend that I can shower with my undivided attention, gifts, little foot rubs, adore her with all my heart, worship devoutly, write poems to, kiss her all over and tell her I love her till she's tired of hearing it. like, is that too much to ask for??

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@senseionzaza

5 months

😁

OMWOOJO🥷🏾

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5 months

Today’s 4 slides? 👀

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@senseionzaza

2 months

Me fighting the urge to say "kama wewe tu"😂 because I'm not evil

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2 months

@senseionzaza @awuoshee Si funny btw

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2 years

@Sofiagains @Climu2

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@senseionzaza

6 months

My crush just sent a snap where she's showing off this guy who has her as his lockscreen saying that she really won with him😭..this happens same time I'm finally ready to ask her out..shit broke my heart fr..hii iliisha hata before talking stage..ugly niggas hukapitia😔

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@senseionzaza

5 months

I don't want no nonchalant girl..I want you to be amused and or interested in shit I'm doing,ask small silly questions while you wrap your hands around my torso,place your chin on my shoulder n giggle at a pun or two,roast me when they suck n we all laugh about it.That good shit

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@senseionzaza

3 months

@davy_dexx Covid Kahush was in beast mode..ykm

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@senseionzaza

2 years

@Sofiagains @Climu2

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2 years

@Sofiagains @Climu2

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@senseionzaza

7 months

Curious question..what's the highest ya'll ever got on a Spotify blend??🤔

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@senseionzaza

2 months

May music dump anyone??Let's have it

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@senseionzaza

4 months

If ya'll ever played a music instrument or do..what would it be??

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@senseionzaza

2 years

@Sofiagains @EnviroSpatioLtd @Climu2

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@senseionzaza

4 months

Kenyans on the way to help defend Israel led by our first lady😂

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@gtfudan

4 months

How would kenya react if WW3 started😭

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@senseionzaza

5 months

Guys like us just don't fall out the fukin sky you know..

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@senseionzaza

3 months

My lil bro and I just did a spotify blend at 97% taste match...I raised the little rascal right,been putting the nigga on since he was in the womb😂

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@senseionzaza

3 months

Not trying to be judgy here and music is relative and all..but as a man why do you have Doja,Nicki and swifty in your top 5??😂..you need a testosterone injection??

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@senseionzaza

7 months

@lfczakz Trent is whoever he thinks he is

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@senseionzaza

4 months

Tumekua na oomf fifa and his girl kept calling sa alishinda akipause ashike simu leaving me to stare at my formation ...It was no fun.Fuck niggas in relationships man😭

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@senseionzaza

3 months

Mimi na my possesive nature lazima I ask you and make it official with a date and shit..na wewe usipobehave all excited and shed a tear or two after such a gesture tunaachana apo tu😂..nonchalant women are not it

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3 months

Hakuna kitu ya ufala kama asking a shawry to be your gf, if she likes you enough she will assume the position

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@senseionzaza

2 years

@Sofiagains @Climu2

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@senseionzaza

5 months

May that spirit of tl romance drama never locate my regime..I'd deactivate 😂

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@senseionzaza

2 months

No more midboy carti takes😭😭

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@senseionzaza

3 months

Chuckles finally got used to her name😂..no more of that puss puss stuff..ameitika leo consistently nimefrahi aje😭

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@senseionzaza

5 months

Not my ex shamelessly liking my story using both her accounts.Sister..I'm familiar with your game..please stay away from me😂

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@senseionzaza

4 months

Moot fantasy challenge mini league??

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@senseionzaza

2 years

@Sofiagains @Climu2

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@senseionzaza

2 years

@Sofiagains @Climu2

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@senseionzaza

5 months

This month's receiptify anyone??Let's see what you been upto😋

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@senseionzaza

15 days

Ni ya ladies pekee??👀😂

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@MimiHearts1

19 days

Flat tummy thread🌝✨

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2 years

@Sofiagains @Climu2

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@senseionzaza

1 month

I haven't tweeted about music idk since when 😭 #RutoMustGo

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@senseionzaza

3 months

I'm a new cat dad😭🥳

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@senseionzaza

2 months

@engineerkaroli Dere alinicheka pia😭

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@senseionzaza

5 months

My mustache keeps disrupting my meals sneaking hairs in my mouth..mmh..God did

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@senseionzaza

4 months

Ya'll ever fw a song and get so excited you really want to tell someone or share with them see what they think..that's basically me most of the time😂

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@senseionzaza

17 days

Nine million followers..sensational 🚀 🥳..I love all my moots🙂

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@senseionzaza

4 months

Hair long enough to hide a joint..maybe two.God did

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@senseionzaza

4 months

March receiptify anyone..about that time ya'll put me on😋

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@senseionzaza

2 years

@Sofiagains @Bill_Mekenye @Climu2

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@senseionzaza

1 month

My day in a nutshell..ilifika mahali nikalemewa.I hurt my ankle nikashindwa kukimbia coz it made the pain worse so I've tapped out..I've done a lot already tho..acha I go tune in niwaambie nani anavote YES #REJECTFINANCEBILL2024

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@senseionzaza

4 months

Fam🤝

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@senseionzaza

3 months

Quick one chat..I'm at the porch..its raining..should I light a joint or ciggie??(I got both)

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@senseionzaza

2 months

Me and oomfs on this rooftop😂

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@senseionzaza

3 months

Cole is becoming the rap game punching bag now😂..I'm sorry but that apology shit wasn't it man.

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@senseionzaza

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@wannaBeMase

1 month

June photo dump,anyone?

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@senseionzaza

5 months

Twitter banter is really funny when you're not the victim😂😂

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@senseionzaza

4 months

Just went through my recent chats and found no one relevant enough to send this.Just classmates asking about class stuff and my mum.Literally no one else.I need some action in my life fr,and soon😂from now on consider my me and who's very serious.If you so much as like it nakudm

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" Unataka hii homa iniue kabla sijakuona" sends to many

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@senseionzaza

2 years

@TheMiddleBorn @Climu2

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@senseionzaza

3 months

Ukinipata kwa list yako ya stalkers just know you're a bad bitch or you tweeted something that almost made me unfollow you

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@senseionzaza

2 months

@CANTBECHEGE Ata mi mwenyewe siko sure..my kikuyu roots had no business manifesting themselves at that particular situation..

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@senseionzaza

5 months

Why is Ye having a picture of J Cole on his spotify profile🤔

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@senseionzaza

6 months

No rizz..I'll send you lots of music and hope you figure out my message from the lyrics

Donnie's Box of Wonders

@mainaoftheyear_

6 months

No rizz, I'll crawl up your window and stare at you as you sleep

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@senseionzaza

3 months

Mbona sitokei kwa interaction circle zenu mooties???😧

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@senseionzaza

2 years

@JamalPacman @VcntOmondiArt 🧘🏾‍♂️

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@senseionzaza

2 months

Tumepewa joint task na this intern nakuanga nimemark...the flirt session will be generational..ikienda sana tunaingia washroom tumalizane🙂

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@senseionzaza

4 months

Telling me not to listen to the album till we do a sesh later is crazy bro😂..you know what I am😭

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@senseionzaza

4 months

Always excited to have my mooties put me on..let's go😋

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@senseionzaza

1 month

In my prime saii ningekua in different dms entertaining women..saii only people I'm trying to satisfy are the players on my fifa career squad😭..I'm tryna get back on that side tho

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@senseionzaza

3 months

Chuckles update

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@senseionzaza

2 months

@bly_wanjiruKe Nilijiprepare kusema like 2 whole minutes

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@senseionzaza

3 months

Pale fpl kama hujafikisha 90 points wewe uninstall tu app..you're a disgrace to your squad

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@wannaBeMase

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July photo dump,anyone?

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@senseionzaza

4 months

Who watches music videos anymore??

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@senseionzaza

7 months

What's the first song ya'll are playing in 2024??

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@senseionzaza

2 months

MIGHT turn up for this karaoke shit just for the face reveals..I will be in a maroon hoodie..face downcast..and scrolling my phone to see if the tweets fit the tweeter every time I recognise a moot😂

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@senseionzaza

6 months

I'm an even bigger fan of Drake after seeing we have more in common than just a birthmonth😅

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@senseionzaza

5 months

All this hype over a simple facecard reveal??A full body pic would break the tl😅

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@senseionzaza

3 years

@JColeNC I ain't dissin the song but Cole🤦‍♂️...we expect better my g..lyk middlechild or amari this is straight up below expectation.. But am still a die hard fan.🤝

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@senseionzaza

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800 followers😋(mkiniekea 10bob each ata half of you..ya'll will be the ones that were with me when I needed you most)

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@senseionzaza

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@partohthegreat @Climu2

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@senseionzaza

6 months

First receiptify of the year thread anyone..let's see them😋

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@senseionzaza

3 months

My Twitter Interaction Circle ➡️

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@senseionzaza

4 months

At seven million soldiers😋..I love all 701 of ya'll mooties🙃

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@senseionzaza

4 months

Late registration😁

Mjengo World

@MjengoWorld

4 months

It's #TBThursday today. Let's see those throwback pics🤗

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@senseionzaza

3 months

April Music dump anyone(receiptify and or spotify stats welcome)

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@senseionzaza

1 month

Get this..my lil bro gets home all excited to tell me about his day showing me snaps talmbout alipelekwa KFC by his girlfriend juu ni birthday yake...apparently their birthdays are a week apart so they had planned a date and shit..anyway my point is..when is my turn??😭

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@senseionzaza

5 months

I just realised I don't have any decent photos of myself..the good ones are just portrait selfies and the rest I'm very underdressed..mostly when I'm leaving the shower😅..that mirror is irresistible icl

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@senseionzaza

5 months

Honourable mentions More life Good kid madcity Rodeo Forest Hill Drive

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@doublemnogg

5 months

what’s y’all fav albums of all time? maybe give me some diff genres. honestly mine for r&b is mariah carey butterfly and for hip hop ima have to go written testimony, no skips on either of thoseeeeee

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@senseionzaza

5 months

I picked the best outfit today..nakaa vizuri..mjikaze sana mnione😁

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@senseionzaza

9 days

For a while now the smell of smoke or just seeing anything burning makes me think about weed and I experience the equivalent of blue balls.Obviously in conformity to my character, I look for a way to light one up regardless of my surroundings..Am I losing it chat?

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@senseionzaza

4 months

In conclusion..Cole music ain't for everyone

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@senseionzaza

8 months

Shout-out to classmates who send past papers in the class gc..mbarikiwe sana

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@senseionzaza

3 months

Every now and then I keep blurting out OVhoe😂..I can't get over it especially after seeing that edit of kanye dancing to it

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