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Patrick Rasmussen

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Lead-guitar/vocalist for Rope on Fire. Goddamned Atheist. Left of liberal. Anonymous interjections/Stans = blocked. Forthcoming Morphine cover album autumn '24

Denver, CO

https://t.co/7HvzQ0i3Qh

Joined October 2015

Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.

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Patrick Rasmussen

1 year

Gonna share some of my music in a thread since I've nothing to do with all this pre-game nervous energy. This one is the most recent, released last summer. An instrumental:

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The Re-Return Of The Son Of Nothing #33 by Rope on Fire official...

Click SHOW MORE button for extensive details on this project.Patrick Rasmussen = electric guitar, bass guitar, acoustic guitar, lap-slide guitar, keyboard, p...

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6 months

Denver is the only team that LeBron James has a losing record against, all time. Put that in your pipe and smoke it #LakersNation

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@burner_hardens @statmuse @nuggets Just had the 8th best statistical season in history; meanwhile, your avatar is that of a chucker who is elite at one thing that will no longer be allowed. Good luck not living at the line this year.

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2 years

@statmuse Only team missing two max players all season last year and STILL made the playoffs. Beware league!

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It is NOT a coincidence that Denver sucks in Marc Davis games vs MIN. Borderline dirty physicality is their absolute bread and butter.

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2 years

@JonK222002 @msinger Just make it 5 players like all-rookie.

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3 years

@Philly__Nation @ShamsCharania @TheAthletic @Stadium Counterpoint: Eat shit!

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@dripper_juan @statmuse

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3 years

@Money23Green Simple: Denver has four guys out with ACTUAL injuries, for several months. Denver has three guys out with actual injuries who missed the last game. Rivers was injured in the last game. Three went into covid protocol today. What's difficult for you to understand about 11 guys out?

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@TheDerekFrazier And by "deep reflection" he means that as always, his deep-seated misogyny, hypocrisy and irrational-arrogance was not rewarded in what he considers "entertainment", and the few people who still respect him illustrated as much to him, in simplistic language, he could understand.

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@NBABlackburn Mark Jackson voted for the wrong Bogdanović... probably.

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@elonmusk (he was never "cool" and there is no such thing as a right wing "musician.) Syd would never.

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2 years

@statmuse

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3 years

@journeymanwho @ShamsCharania @TheAthletic @Stadium Counterpoint: Eat shit!

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@Shai2Chet @statmuse Ball non knower

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3 years

@espn As always, Eastern Sports Pseudo News, misses the mark

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2 years

@Joe_Fann Not so fast (and I'm talking about both your tweet AND 2 time, reigning, defending MVP)

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@victorrmtx @statmuse Ball non knower

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@statmuse Zero FTs.

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3 years

@JoyTaylorTalks Yes I am. It doesn't last long.

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@FUCKB0ITIM Wow! Same, man. Never mind the sideshow Bob lookin', no shower takin, fake-welsh-accent havin' neighbor downstairs who got her hooked on heroin and stole my car in order to run away with her.

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1 year

@statmuse He's worthy of the top 5 by himself.

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@mymadori He represents all of the worst of the league.

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3 years

@ItsYourGeorge @statmuse

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2 years

@GLrebirth @statmuse Pictures are easier than words. There there.

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3 years

@statmuse Nuggets rule!

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@TheDerekFrazier It's not the platform that is problematic D, it's your recidivist behavior.

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2 years

@statmuse Oooh. now do Jokic. I'll help you. It's 8-3. He also leads the NBA in scoring in this, his supposedly worst playoffs and has NEVER lost a first round series. B2B MVP

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3 years

@KendrickPerkins No Perk, it's safe to say you are FINALLY ACKNOWLEDGING what has been true literally all season long.

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1 year

@jj_redick skewering @MarkJonesESPN and @KendrickPerkins asinine hate-takes in one fell swoop today. Keep him, @malika_andrews and Mike Breen and flush absolutely everyone else's non-ball-knowin'-or-even-watchin' asses: #EasternSportsPseudoNews #MileHighBasketball #BringItIn

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2 years

@buitengebieden_ I can do that... only with mosquitos though.

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3 years

@embiidbetterlol @statmuse Yet...

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3 years

@ScottFuller18 @BleacherReport @RexChapman Or if someone had the 5th best season in the HISTORY OF THE LEAGUE!

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3 years

@Keefmorris Stay salty 'Queef.

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2 years

@xiexiexiedai @MiamiHEAT

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@statmuse Blasphemy

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@HarrisonWind MPJ playing 4D chess, goading JMD into not defending Jamal.

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2 years

@JanellePierzina 5 people controlling 17 million women is asinine regardless of which side of the topic people are on :(

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3 years

@jovanbuha LBJ hasn't played in enough games this season to qualify for his opinion.

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2 years

@statmuse Nikola Jokic has 78 points, 24 assists, and 27 rebounds in 24 hours (re: @DuvalierJohnson )

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2 years

@getnickwright It's a travesty that anyone pays you to do anything... anything at all.

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3 years

@TheDerekFrazier Shanna has it locked.

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3 years

@statmuse The best team got bestier!

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2 years

@MOConnor_NBA Counterpoint: Eat shit?!?!

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3 years

@RiqRuler Unless you understand basketball, even remotely.

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2 years

@statmuse Because he has no interest in actually making his shots. All about the whistle-seeking for Emplead.

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3 years

@Burner030303 @statmuse @nuggets That's a complicated spelling of "truth"

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3 years

@DraftKings You know, it'd help if you at least pictured him!

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3 years

@loctastic @ShamsCharania @TheAthletic @Stadium No, Just the only guy having a top ten season in NBA/ABA history.

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1 year

@statmuse 30/17/17

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2 years

@statmuse There are only three candidates and only one actual contender, B2B MVP! Above is not even nearly his most notable factor; winning at similar rates to all contenders, with $400 million in contracts, wearing street clothes all season, is.

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1 year

@zawday Yep!

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@BolWrId @statmuse Ball non knower

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@Hillbilly_Kobe @CUSportsGirl @HarrisonWind

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4 years

@TheoVon "Politics aside... politics."

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3 years

@getnickwright Wrong again Lil' Nicky

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3 years

@JanellePierzina They gonna have some insanely smart, tall babies.

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2 years

@LeCasualv5 @statmuse 'Course not. Your GM (LBJ) only recruits washed up brick layers.

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3 years

@melissarohlin I can't figure out which stage of grief LBJ is in but I can DEFINITELY say without doubt, that he knows he's done.

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2 years

@flea333 @Lakers Unfortunately, this roster mess was set in motion over the last several seasons, as LeBron recruited his friends, including Russ, rather than searching for better fits. It's not on Pelinka. It's not on Russ. It's on LeBron & gambling that AD would suddenly stop injuring himself.

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3 years

@laurenboebert You can't have him Q-bert. He's ours! No ammosexuals allowed in the club! Also, we KNOW what you meant by gentleman. Take a lap!

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@Lostln305 @MiamiHEAT

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@_DrewWheeler @ShamsCharania @TheAthletic @Stadium Counterpoint: Eat shit!

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3 years

@TheF1legend @bball_ref Counterpoint: Everything else. Wait, what? Stat padding in garbage time? Do you have any idea how many triple doubles Jokic has missed out on by sitting entire 4th quarters due to huge leads? 'Course not. PDX doesn't get those.

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@NewEnglandsOG @statmuse

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3 years

@Keefmorris Imagine starting a fight against the fiercest competitor in the league, turning your back immediately so you'd have a built-in excuse when he rightly paid you back, and not managing to learn from it. RETIRE!

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1 year

@JeremyNicolls @nuggets I want both of 'em to combine their best 15 so we have a slight challenge.

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2 years

@statmuse Zero turnovers. Stop with the "Top _ player" nonsense, negative-attention-farming-muse. He's always been the caretaker.

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3 years

@TheDerekFrazier The Cookout think that by pushing anyone but Shanna for AFP that will take the heat off Toddrick. It's calculated.

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@diguinness @statmuse @nuggets Congrats on the shoulder bruise/bruised ego double-hitter.

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3 years

@Warriors_11Fan @statmuse Where Steph at? 🔍

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Patrick Rasmussen

2 years

@TopCheddar5 @Avalanche Not much of a consolation, given the context, but if you can wear a 52/54, you are welcome to take your pick from any jersey in my collection, free of course. Most are unworn, brand new, in the bag with tags. HMU if you are interested. So sorry this happened :(

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@BennettDurando Exactly what I wanted to hear.

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2 years

@statmuse Sickening. SHOOT TO SCORE, ALSO-RAN!

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@BullsGotNext @ShamsCharania @TheAthletic @Stadium Counterpoint: Fuck off!

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@HarrisonWind I'd have to say, there's a case for LBJ/MJ in the GOAT conversation with Jokic, if either of them can string a few more seasons like this together.

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2 years

@CapXdxd @statmuse Giannis is far and away above Joel for 2nd, but... Fun fact: Jokic has NEVER been eliminated in the first round. That's more of an Embiid thing, and will happen again, since BY FAR their best defender can't play in Toronto. Also, playoffs have NOTHING to do with MVP. Nada!🎤🫳

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2 years

@BIockedByJames @statmuse

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@HarrisonWind That’s quite obviously Chatfield.

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2 years

Well, well, well...

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@statmuse Choking. The word you're looking for is choking.

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@yourbennyfactor @statmuse And would STILL be the most deserving MVP of your lifetime.

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3 years

@RexChapman @BleacherReport Where is he hiding in the records then (and standings)?

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@itsdjbowiejane @thejagbains (Not a team sport. 3rd place is same as 7th)

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@HarrisonWind Can't wait until Jokic is indisputably above him on the all timer list so he can just start being honest.

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3 years

@ADblurrr @statmuse @nuggets And yet...

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@Flakka_Seagulls @5ReasonsSports Oh, you mean the Marqueef rule?

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2 years

@CBS A relationship should be 50/50: You start calling yourself Moonves, and I'll continue to allow you to live in luxury, despite the fact that I'm a predator, and you're a religious-hypocrite.

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@statmuse @JoelEmbiid @nuggets Joel avgs more turnovers DESPITE being a foul-seeking non-play-maker. Think about that! What happened last night when he attempted to play in B2B nights? Not great Bob. Not as good on D as thought. 0-3 without Simmons. Denver is 4-0 without Murray. Jokic in a landslide for MVP!

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@burner_hardens @statmuse @nuggets Bad NBA takes AND a reading disorder, all in one anonymous, troll, burner account ladies and gentlemen.

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3 years

@Ronnie1K8 @statmuse

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2 years

@AdmireIIII @statmuse 2-0 without them vs you guys, so you should cringe.

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@statmuse The non-foul-grifting #1 seed with the best player on Earth.

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@AndrewDBailey I believe it was the Philistine prophet and chaotic-neutral-Statmuse Andy Bailey, who said:

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2 years

@AlexEnglish_2 The legend speaks, we listen!

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2 years

@CapalotGoob @statmuse Simple math is so hard for Philly. All that polluted ground water?

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3 years

@statmuse @KlayThompson @warriors @WarriorsPR And lost at home to the Nuggets who were without 3 max players totaling $700 million in contracts, 4 additionally injured (not covid BS) rotational players, Recalibrate your narratives. Jokic is and shall be, MVP. Just weeding out the remaining toxic GS fans I've yet to block.

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Patrick Rasmussen

3 years

@WorldWideWob Why does everyone always spell "one" wrong?

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Patrick Rasmussen

2 years

@statmuse The guy who's ONLY basketball goal is winning:

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@statmuse

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@VicLombardi @BeMore27 in case you needed any more motivation:

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