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England

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@Madders10 ❤️👊

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Saudi Arabia to get first alcohol shop in more than 70 years

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“He’s out of position” son or “he’s not 100%” daughter

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@cagiago_

4 months

Today the Saka - Foden debate ends forever.

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I think there’s a potential gap in the media market to explore here. Somebody should do a podcast episode on this

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Foden or Saka?

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Madrid park it at the ethiad: Don Carlo. I wish I had eyebrows like that. Mentality. Arsenal park it at the ethiad: Cowards. Lego head

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Spicy

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His hair thinning out proves he isn’t top tier. Reactive defender. VVD was already slapping rosemary oil on his corners since he was 19

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Ig Dias: "Rollercoaster of emotions lately. Positive energy always❗️" [rubendias]

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Found this gem bruh

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@mionomedev This is untreaded waters so it might be a bit risky, but how about a Kane vs Vardy legacy debate to draw the episode to a close🤔

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not to be over the top or anything but if you downplay this guy because of "big game goals" you need to be caught and compromised to a permanent end

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2 months

Suarez was sooo fake mannn

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People acting like they don’t know what getting winded is in the quotes calm

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@carebearcody

6 months

LOOL

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Piers Morgan

@piersmorgan

8 months

ALERT!

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Best cb in the world acts like an ig badina. Where’s the sport I grew up on

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United might be a problem after they get dan ashworth over the line, him coming on in games like this makes a difference

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10 months

Amount of wham this guy chats is nuts

ellå

@ella_camo

11 months

Thoughts?

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Nah bro his grandchildrens childrens children will die of starvation

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1 year

At what point is money no longer fathomable. How different to Mbappe is 200m from 700m, he’s already set for life

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@_jkpnro Rt and keep it stepping 👌

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10 months

Varsity jackets are just ugly to me man

B/R Football

@brfootball

10 months

These Milan jackets 🥶

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@blend_afc confirmation bias strikes again

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if you are old enough to wear the shirt you are old enough to hold smoke

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@centregoals

7 months

Young Manchester United fan in tears…

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This guys too handsome to be tweeting about progressive distance carried per 90 brev

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@thewoke4ive Idk man. Main point is that there is no point being rich if ur still gonna let money decide what you will and won’t do. Financial “freedom” gimmick yet you’re still doing things solely for money and not because you want to makes no sense to me.

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1 year

You lot didn’t have grindset if you didn’t try run a youtube channel when you were younger

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3 months

Are there any players like nunez or Jackson, who actually learnt how to properly finish as they aged? Swear it’s just a myth that it’ll click for them

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1 year

@M4RZ0V3LLI This has happend to me because Im black a silly amount of times

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3 months

Creasing do people not see neuer deliberately stepping across

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@AFCTrae

3 months

HOW IS THAT NOT A PENALTY FOR SAKA ???

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Not my thing but romanticising the most mundane tasks def helps a lot of people get through life without blowing their brains out

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@ArtCelineLove

3 months

uni life

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Bit mad how influential twitters been in influencing my knowledge of different things. Came for arsenal 2015 transfer news, now can sort of talk general affairs irl without sounding like an imbecile

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3 months

Confirmation bias

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@larssivertsen

3 months

PSG deciding to start building an actual team rather than just throw money at random famous people is a huge blow to the banterverse.

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9 months

We’re in “the press is your best playmaker” era now it’s so so over

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@Trujista

9 months

And then there were 3……

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4 months

Re the pl goat talk. Unfortunately salah can’t be pl goat because he’s not good enough at football👌

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10 months

Buddy included all his g/a from subs then only gave his starts, and the g/a includes academy games. Did Goebells reach this level of brainwashing

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10 months

138 G/As in 137 starts. Not bad for a “bench warmer”

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Nah this reminds me of when I was in court and r kelly hitler and m_bas1 came to the stand to testify for me

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@mcfc_lads

1 month

🚨 BREAKING: Everton, Chelsea and Newcastle are all expected to back Manchester City. [via @TheLawyermag ]

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@thewoke4ive @mionomedev usman said you two are debating c63 vs rs3 and small wedding vs big wedding on “Raami Ratings” next week

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11 months

Gave some youngens advice on the bus after they failed their gcse’s

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@thewoke4ive you go private school man

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Way I’d slip a grenade through the door if I saw my kid scrolling 4chan

Shibes

@ShibesOnTwit

2 months

This generation is COOKED jesus christ its so over

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If you’re unironically this flip floppy you can’t be taken seriously. Not just in the context of football btw, just any of your opinions in general

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@kae1enftbl_

3 months

Hilarious how quickly people’s opinions change man

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Saka and Mainoo getting grouped here

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@utdcynical

1 month

Let’s bench Saka and Mainoo. Play everyone’s favourites in ‘Cold Palmer’ and Wharton, then see how England does at the Euros 👍

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We got Romanians telling people to stay in their countries

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@daily_romania

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Romania's first opponent in the round of 16 will be Sudan...uhh, I mean the Netherlands 🇷🇴🇳🇱

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Pain they used the power league tactic on him and it still failed. He’s a lost cause

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@utdreport

10 months

Last season, Ten Hag and his coaches tried to get Jadon Sancho to arrive on time by setting him a schedule at least one hour earlier than the rest of the #mufc squad. This tactic had some initial success, before Sancho fell into familiar patterns. [ @TheAthleticFC ]

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2 years

we outside✌🏾

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@ncs6th

2 years

Chigozie has earned A* A* A* in their #alevelresults and will be heading to @MorganStanley for a degree apprenticeship #alevelresultsday2022 #resultsday2022 #resultsday

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“sideline ref”. You are a federal agent, a covert operative

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@statmusefc

2 months

A picture of the sideline ref

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@SkySportsPL

3 months

😳😳😳

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Guy at a football sesh called me “umbros” man. Im getting new boots

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Nah my heads gone look at it in full speed. “Abz” from Leytonstone wants to tell me he should shift his weight quickly enough to dodge neuers lunge

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3 months

Yeaaah, that's a pen.

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1 year

Just done shisha. South asian community youre going jail for trying to tell me this bangs

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Ange got the ick ffssss. His boyfriend (thiemazette) said let’s split first date bill 50/50

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8 months

1.4k likes for this lool. Reminds me of when twitter would explode if prime vvd misplaced a pass

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@thfcrt

8 months

Saliba’s the best CB in the world though 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Slight issue with this potential transfer that might prove to be a problem is that he’s wank at football

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@APresserV2

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Vlahovic has always been Arteta's ideal striker. Wait on us 💣

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just for this tweet im bringing 3 more of my cousins over to england to increase housing prices and engage in knife crime

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@Steve_Laws_

6 months

We don't just want you out of London. We want you out of the country.

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@316simsim I know your teachers used to give you your tests face down bro

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say swear people think pep actually wanted ronaldo

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@fukxumean

6 months

That phone call with SAF will hunt him for the rest of his life

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Lining up on the road for the final time this season 👊🟢 #AVLLIV

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2024’s Albert Einstein is on linkedin doing “Pleased to announce” gimmick

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@guerlainguerier He’s had the snarky gene since day 1 ffssss

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Out of Context Football Manager

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You’re a sick man if you’re enjoying Ronaldo crying

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Know tnf’s ting cuz

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Being a referee by occupation, esp this kind of referee, is one of the saddest things anyone can do. Like growing up saying I wanna give out parking tickets

Callum 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏆

@Kudus_Szn

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I’m finished 😭😭

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10 months

Dont take opinions from people with @‘s ending in any variation of ino. Inho, zino etc

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@abzzinhoo

10 months

Have a theory that Breaking Bad is so hyped cause it’s the first drug show catered around white people so white people pushed it to the moon and everyone else just played along, in reality it’s nowhere near Power or Snowfall

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What do dudes be posting on linkedin

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5 months

Interesting stuff ⬇️. After doing some market research I also think there’s a gap in the fast food market. How about a place in london that does smash burgers. Perhaps with unlimited free toppings that we price in the base cost of the burgers anyways?🤔

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i’m thinking of starting a podcast where we discuss and debate football topics that aren’t getting enough attention (foden vs saka, kdb vs hazard etc.) would you guys be interested?

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7 months

He tried to big bro him now he’s got less league g/a than him since this💔

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2 years

Anthony Elanga. Get that head of yours up immediately ♥️

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Ffssss he was talking about inverted full backs and box midfield structure on his wedding day

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10 months

Any accounts tweeting about ronaldo being done wrong over the last 24 hours are actual nonces

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Madrid Zone

@theMadridZone

9 months

Camavinga & Tchouaméni seem to have convinced Jude Bellingham to make his dancing debut next 🕺😂🔜

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Italy's and Nigeria's infrastructure are the same brev

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My dad got a massage gun for his shoulder and keeps unknowingly calling it a vibrator. really hoping he hasn’t done this outside the house yet

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2 months

Him tryna get the tears out before the interview started

Madrid Zone

@theMadridZone

2 months

🗣️ Jude Bellingham tearing up: "You go through life with so many people telling you that you can't do things. Nights like this makes you realize that you're alright."

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2 years

PASSEDDDDDD

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2 years

final stage interview🔜👊🏾

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ethnic minority counter: 0 so far Will keep you updated👊🏾👊🏾

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4 months

Clocked this kid is younger than me, you watched schneiderlin and you enjoyed it lil bro

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@footballontnt

4 months

Kobbie Mainoo names his footballing heroes 👀

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Not too informed, anyone know why Germans don’t bring up the war?

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@DJEEvans7

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Isn’t it funny how the Germans never bring up the war and are some of the nicest fans in world football? But yeah, woioi shaggers England on tour fuck the nazis and all that. Bellends.

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new joints for black friday what are yall saying

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4 months

Gabby getting finishing tips

Tekkers Foot

@tekkersfoot

4 months

🚨 GOAL | Spain 2-2 Brazil | Endrick ENDRICK HAS SCORED HIS FIRST GOAL AT THE SANTIAGO BERNABEU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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6 months

Brilliant! Class act👏😂

Hayters TV

@HaytersTV

6 months

Reporter: Do you ever picture yourself winning trophies? 📸 Ange: I’ve got real pictures, mate 😂 This is brilliant 🤣 🔗

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Motivational Pictures With Reality Deep Meaning

@doulbedoink

1 month

mad men is so fucking funny man

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9 months

High fades are so so ugly

Managing Barça

@ManagingBarca

9 months

❗Messi's trim for the Ballon D'Or ceremony.

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Marj got me a fake arsenal 10/11 top

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@slimeseyi

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10 months

Ahahhahaha you know when someone loses the oscar and they start spitting on children through their car window

Sky Sports Premier League

@SkySportsPL

10 months

🗣️ "You know when someone loses the Oscar and they start clapping and smiling for the other person" 🥲 @Carra23 on Ramsdale's reaction to that Raya save...

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10 months

If I caught my kid in one of these videos I’m battering him within an inch of his life ngl

hasanabi

@hasanthehun

10 months

andrew tates horrible impact on an entire generation must be studied

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2 months

If wenger had the liberty to spend 80m on szobo’s and nunez’s he’d have 42 prems

Sean

@SeanDOlfc

2 months

The parallels between Wenger and Klopp are prominent. David Dein was his Edwards. Both left, the managers gained power and recruitment went down the pan. Both also not ruthless enough. Klopp realised far quicker than Wenger did though hence calling it quits.

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22k bookmarks creasing ffsss

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@_Gdash

8 months

If you want a flat sculpted stomach drink a bottle of kombucha first thing in the morning for a week straight. Thank me later.

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Feckkkk

🌻★mia: crying over fictional characters★🌻

@mia_faey

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one of the most beautiful songs youve ever heard and its from a video game what is it

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#ItMeansLess

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@JMEMonteith

2 months

Title deciding game. “Limbs” 😂😂😂😂

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10 months

“I’m so tired” “Go to bed🤣” I call that one the skengmeer special

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11 months

My friend brickmeer got 3 E’s in his a levels last year but is leng, 6ft 2 and just quit tesco to pursue twitter full time. Don’t let those numbers on a page define you

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6 months

That bang hit different when you go power league and misplace every pass dribble and shot. Give me back my train fare tfl

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2 years

Nahhh why’s my mum just added me on snap man her colleagues need to stop teaching her about technology

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5 months

8 hour walk 20 min drive😭😭😭

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@feelingsplain

5 months

there's 0 defending this but I'm excited to see how her fans try to anyway

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7 months

Woke mob in 2024 would’ve wanted him to give mbappe a pep talk about mens mental health

rásputin fagioli 🕊

@diggerowa

7 months

I will never forgive the WC PR for trying to force everyone to believe that Martinez is some goofy wholesome guy, when in reality he's a weird and disgusting individual

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You’re so cool and stoic ngl

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1 year

#prague was a vibeski

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@privaz3tte

5 months

I’ll pay 750m to a charity of your choice if anybody can tell me one benefit of this to our lives

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@tomwarren

5 months

this could be the "holy shit" moment of AI. OpenAI has just announced Sora, its text-to-video AI model. This video isn't real, it's based on a prompt of "a cat waking up its sleeping owner demanding breakfast..." 🤯