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@M4RZ0V3LLI

3 years

Recite as much as possible today

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@M4RZ0V3LLI

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If Jude scored a tap in I would understand people banging on about his performance for this game but a 95th minute overhead kick, you have to just shush and say fair play

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@M4RZ0V3LLI

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The fact all of their fades are expired in this graphic makes it so much funnier 😭

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Slovenia’s pen takers

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@M4RZ0V3LLI

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Idk what’s worse, missing the pen or letting Dalot push your head like he’s your OG

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Guys it’s over😔🕊️

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This has definitely been the worst international tournament of our lifetimes

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@M4RZ0V3LLI

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Mainoo might be the only England player that is exactly who they say he is

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@M4RZ0V3LLI

11 months

Poch looking at his bench right now for experience/inspiration and just seeing this

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@M4RZ0V3LLI

2 years

Van Dijk’s defensive technique is being leng. You can tell he’s used to looking at people and them getting shy and looking away. So he defends by staring at strikers. This is why Giroud always dunks on him because he has no reason to feel shy in front of him

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Ian Wright needs to build like 30 water wells in Nigeria to make up for saying Saka should be shifted to LB for Palmer

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@M4RZ0V3LLI

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Lowkey if you think of Onana as the Darwin Nunez of GKs than this is actually a really good performance, he was in the right position to save all 3 goals. Patience United fans, the saves will come

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@M4RZ0V3LLI

3 months

Oh no he’s graduated from the Memphis Depay school of thought

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I’ve watched Goretzka play football maybe 30+ times at this point and I still can’t tell you one defining trait he he has or what exactly he’s on the pitch to do

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@M4RZ0V3LLI

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Kovacic is like a stripper with a good personality. Many good men (coaches) have fallen prey to his beauty (dribbling/press resistance and tenacity), in hopes they can change him (teach him how to pick his head up and scan) and turn him into a wife (great player)

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@M4RZ0V3LLI

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Salah shutcho yo ho ass up and make some runs, winger

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@M4RZ0V3LLI

11 months

Bolo Muani

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Just got faded hahaha.

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Lukaku: So I told Ibra, u don’t kno where I’m from dawg, coz he was disrespekin my moms & shii- Meg: mmhmm yes bby Lukaku: I was really boutta die bout dat shii, u can’t be disrespekin my moms yo Meg: bby u’ve told me this story 4 times Lukaku: HAHAHA bruhhh you funny asffff

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@yvesaintana

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is that meg the stallion at lautaro’s wedding.

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3 years

Man said “new challenge” in Saudi. Doing what ? Becoming a Quran Hafiz ?

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@MatheusPereira

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New feelings. New challenge! 💙 @Alhilal_FC

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@M4RZ0V3LLI

1 year

“Pavard role” Football is so finished

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@M4RZ0V3LLI

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Ronaldo cried on purpose to make Slovenia overconfident and lose the shootout. He’s now also the goat of acting and the Art of War because I almost believed those tears were real 😭

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@M4RZ0V3LLI

11 months

Project Mbappe is old news and requires a lot of work so I’m thinking of doing a project Antony instead. He’s the worst winger in the league and makes 250k a week. If my son isn’t as good as Antony by age 8, I’m walking out of his life, simple

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@M4RZ0V3LLI

3 months

De Zerbi goes to the barber and asks “Can I get the spikey haircut please” and people want him to make the step up to a big club

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@M4RZ0V3LLI

1 year

Watching Kvara & Leao on the same pitch it’s literally night and day how clear Leao is

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@M4RZ0V3LLI

1 year

This is what “legacy” means. 19 year olds to talking about you like this, 17 years after you retired… and this can only be achieved by how you play football. 10 years from now, not one youngster will ever say they looked up to Muller

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@M4RZ0V3LLI

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I think Rooney is underrated in the grand scheme of football conversations. It seems like every season a new English talent comes along and gets dubbed “the best English talent of the last 20 years” and every time that player isn’t even HALF the player (or talent) that Rooney was

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@M4RZ0V3LLI

10 months

Man United flops used to have some class about them, like yeah they didn’t do well but you’d get several great games to point to that could justify the gamble on them financially. Now you have Sancho fans posting his most recent lipsyncing video saying “Our season starts now”

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@M4RZ0V3LLI

1 year

I think Sofascore have made a mistake with these ratings ? Have they not seen those pictures in training of him wearing black gloves and a snood ?

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@M4RZ0V3LLI

1 year

My beautiful sport is finished

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@PhilKitro

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Rodri Ballon d'Or?

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@M4RZ0V3LLI

1 year

Would you guys like to know a fun fact about Joao Felix? He has more yellow cards than assists in his career. If you don’t believe me, feel free to verify the information for yourself.

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@M4RZ0V3LLI

9 months

This is the best football player in the world. He just doesn’t fully know it yet

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@TheBayernGuy_

9 months

At that moment, I screamed. Jamal Musiala is definitely him

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@M4RZ0V3LLI

1 year

Ferdinand: Say no to racism Gareth Bale: Say no to racism Messi: Que miras bobo! Que miras bobo! Jadon Sancho: lowe being racist John Stones: Stop being fooken rehsoost Pele: Y’all got room for one more? 😨😨😨

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@M4RZ0V3LLI

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The mandem too inconsiderate ball Manager: Roy Hodgson Odoi - Osimhen - Olise Willock - Rice - Cherki Davies - Colwill - Saliba - Timber Maignan

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@M4RZ0V3LLI

3 years

Sheikh Mansour driving to Birmingham to get a refund on Grealish

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@M4RZ0V3LLI

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I have a theory about Bennacer. There’s 2 people and one of them is him and the other is Lyes Bouzidi and they rotate games for fitness. “Bennacer” is who everyone else that gasses him seems to watch and every time I’ve tried to watch him play it’s actually been Lyes maybe

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@M4RZ0V3LLI

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Foden just touched the ball Someone hand him the MOTM right now

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@M4RZ0V3LLI

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Palmer probably is the most overrated player I’ve seen in my lifetime

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@M4RZ0V3LLI

8 months

Saka finding out who has the assist record for a single campaign in the UCL

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@M4RZ0V3LLI

1 year

Laura Woods: “Who do you look around, as you’re studying, & say yeah… we’re gonna have to run through them?” Hudson Odoi: “Arsenal still” Laura Wood: “No one in West London?” Hudson Odoi: “Nah… I’m fine in the West…” Would be most legendary football interview ever imo

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@M4RZ0V3LLI

3 years

Despite yet another game with no real involvement or productivity no player registered more xDhhhh (expected Dehehehehe 😭🥺) in a game, this season than Bukayo ‘beautiful church boy’ Saka. Awwww 🥺🔐.

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@M4RZ0V3LLI

3 years

Saka switching from LW, to RB, to GK, to LWB, to LCM, then back to GK, to inverted RWB, to middle CB in a 352, to RW to Shadow ST, this season

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@M4RZ0V3LLI

11 months

Saka taken off pens and became a LB again in the same game

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@M4RZ0V3LLI

2 years

But they plan, and Allah plans, and Allah is the best of planners

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1 year

“Ngl Lisandro Martinez and Thiago Silva are the best CBs in the world rn styll”

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@lssamevide G France are in a semi final with 0 NPG

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@M4RZ0V3LLI

1 year

Manchester United play the second deepest line in the Premier League. Not my opinion, it’s literally a stat

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@M4RZ0V3LLI

2 years

Foden vs Saka is basically a 9/10 girl vs a 8.5/10 girl with substance. Foden is more peng than Saka but you would rather marry Saka because he’s funny, kind, can cook and is on Deen meanwhile you know a relationship with Foden won’t last longer than 2 years

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@M4RZ0V3LLI

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This Lookman performance is way better than Mbappe’s World Cup Final

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@M4RZ0V3LLI

2 years

Every man needs to get scammed at least once imo

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@M4RZ0V3LLI

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It’s genuinely disgusting people think Mbappe has “surpassed” this guy let alone being close to as good of a player. This is football

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@Souster98_YT

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Thierry Henry forcing Jeffers to score a goal like he's his little brother 😂

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@M4RZ0V3LLI

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Okay we’re all thinking it so I’m gonna just come out and say it. Mount’s 20/21 CL campaign was very comfortably better than this Bellingham CL campaign

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@M4RZ0V3LLI

1 year

I want him to be good because he might be the funniest human to ever come to Chelsea

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@M4RZ0V3LLI

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Hazard age 20 in a historic league title for Lille had 38 G/A in 38 games. The ONE time he had an attacking manager in the PL he put up 31 G/A (while being a top 2 dribbler itw) on a barely top 4 team, starting attacks from his own half. Imagine Hazard with 7 years of Klopp/Pep

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@M4RZ0V3LLI

1 year

They championed this guy and heralded him as a genius for saying Arsenal wouldn’t win the league. He’s just a hater 😭

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@GoonerViews

2 years

Just RT

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@M4RZ0V3LLI

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Will never understand playing around with your Deen for a joke

SXMBA 🇸🇩 🇵🇸

@SXMBA_

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If Iran hits that lick I’m Shia by midnight baby

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@M4RZ0V3LLI

3 years

Why you searching up how to be an alpha male 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@M4RZ0V3LLI

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The thing I hate most about the world nowadays is that serious issues & movements have fully just been reduced to whether or not your favourite celebrity has reposted the trending #/buzzphrase with the same stock template

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@M4RZ0V3LLI

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This guy is beyond washed. Especially shameless to tie the Palestine situation (of great religious importance for Muslims) towards a day that has nothing to do with his religion, that he knows he’s not supposed to participate in, & only started doing so like 3 years ago

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@MoSalah

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Christmas is a time when families get together and celebrate. With the brutal war going on in the Middle East, especially the death and destruction in Gaza, this year we get to Christmas with very heavy hearts and we share the pain of those families who are grieving the loss of

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@M4RZ0V3LLI

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Arteta: Trost me theez eez da best club for you to develohp Ian Wright: listen to him Dec Rice: Ayy you alright yh? Aw how’s your mum she good yh? Aw you want food yh? Come to the hood yhhh Arteta: huh? Mr Pinkerton: Y’all got room for one more? Ian Wright: Mr Pinkerton?

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@M4RZ0V3LLI

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I actually like this guy a lot, you can tell there is love and passion there, in spite of the lack of knowledge. Egbhali is the real villain

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@centregoals

2 months

🗣️ Todd Boehly says how Kalidou Koulibaly once told him players can “think then run” in Serie A but have to “run and think” in the Premier League. 🧠🏃 [ @Sportico ]

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I feel sorry for Saka, he actually has a great game pretty much almost every game and the only praise he gets is “Saka’s good styll uno” but Foden gets to be avg for 45% of the games he plays and he gets “Phil Foden. Generational.”

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@M4RZ0V3LLI

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I feel sorry for Chelsea fans, lying about their players like this is all they have left

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@ftblcarlos

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@M4RZ0V3LLI

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Poch: Enzo do something Enzo: what? Poch: wdym? Enzo: youre not using me right Poch: what role are you then? Enzo: If Enzo has any respect for himself he’ll leave by 2025🤣 NAH that Enzo transfer to Madrid is gonna HURT😭 Poch: huh? Moscardo: y’all got room for one more?

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@M4RZ0V3LLI

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Finally some people are willing to be honest. Having 7 young STs and 5 young RWs is not a “youth project” and the fact football ***fans*** (emphasis on fans) are excited about “flipping these players for a profit” as if they’re like renovated cars, is just strange to me 😭

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@buddytempestv2

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Bohely is destroying so many potential careers and Chelsea twitter mask it as a youth project 😂😂😂 Most of these transfers are pawns for profit driven sadists who don't necessarily have to care about the club but there's no need to pretend what we're doing is ethical

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@M4RZ0V3LLI

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@zaycgb How does Yamal being 16 make the tournament better to watch?

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@M4RZ0V3LLI

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@TaAfzz1 36 yellow cards and 35 assists, bare in mind some of these assists are like fugazi transfermarkt assists which include penalties won 😭😭😭

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@M4RZ0V3LLI

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Central Cee is 25 years old, would it kill him to not act and dress like a 15 year old

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3 years

It’s about how you get back up

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@M4RZ0V3LLI

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Rudiger one of the greatest career revival arcs of all time. He was so bad in 19/20, 20/21 he was a top 3 player in a CL winning campaign, season after he maintained his level and they said he could only be great in a back 3, and now he’s consensus top 3 CB ITW

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@M4RZ0V3LLI

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Chelsea have spent 1 billion and have not signed a bonafide elite GK, DM, ST or winger. The 4 positions they’ve needed most for the last 3 years. 1 billion has been spent.

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@M4RZ0V3LLI

3 years

Aguero pretending to have a heart condition on his next medical to get out of Barca on a technicality

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Every time I see a male post a dump I get annoyed I’m sorry

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@M4RZ0V3LLI

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Ten Hag told him to go OT and he thought he meant cunch 😂🤣📲

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1 year

@Maakaton How’s this funny

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@M4RZ0V3LLI

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I knew people only rated Cucurella for having nice hair from anecdotal experience. When I had an afro with blonde highlights and would go to kick ball, guys would pick me first even though they had no idea if I was good or not

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@M4RZ0V3LLI

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Why is it that Mbappe gets called the best in the world at the beginning of every season but always gets outperformed by at least 3 players by the end. You’d think it’d be his time now that Messi, Benz etc are gone but even this season Kane, Jude & Griez are outperforming

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@M4RZ0V3LLI

3 years

Imagine your girl tweets this. You are no longer a lady, you are C Biz.

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@M4RZ0V3LLI

2 years

But at least you have all those trophies for having the best players of all time in every position !!!😊 hehe yayyyyy 😭😊

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@SeanDOlfc

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The title is so gone lol. They need to drop points TWICE

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The “Mount Wembley curse” has now been confirmed to just be a Chelsea problem

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@M4RZ0V3LLI

3 years

Who actually likes taking pictures

⭐️IT GIRL⭐️

@aliyahInterlude

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why do men hate smiling in pictures

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Drunk guy on a packed train said “You Italian mate ?”, I bugged and said “Nah bro I’m Welsh”, I’m from fucking Algeria ffs

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@M4RZ0V3LLI

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The reaction to the Gueye situation is funny because it’s the same people saying they’re tolerant of Islam that are upset at a Muslim for being Muslim. If he came out and said something offensive I would understand but all he did was respectfully remove himself from the situation

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Man are pretending to be gassed typing MESSSSSIIIIII in all caps looool let’s be real you’re not even smiling behind your phone screen

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Every time I watch a Neymar comp I almost laugh out loud at the fact there are people that think Vinicius could “sUrPaSs” him

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1 year

Looool fjsgagayag nah blud so bcoz Haaland is breaking records Kane fans wanna bring up wrestling legacy 🤣🤣🤣

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@Bowdz_

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I’ve matured. Kane might be ahead of Undertaker

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Why does everyone hate Højlund this much?

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I’ve never seen people lie to their own eyes more than they do with Leão

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@Bd_irB_ll

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If Leao doesn't score they're gonna say they "don't see it" 🤣

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It was a very very dark time in humanity when people unironically thought Hakimi was the best RB in the world

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Diaz used his all his skill points on agility and hoped the broken finesse shot meta would carry him

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Yet another showcase of BRILLIANCE from the best owners in the business of football. What people don’t realise is that THIS… THIS is actually part of the plan; to have to pull out of a deal because you did something illegal, is EXACTLY how Chelsea should be operating right now

TheSecretScout

@TheSecretScout_

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This is why Chelsea won’t sign Michael Olise. They have stepped away

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Moscardo looks incredible but it’s almost impossible to gas up an approach so scattergun & lacking in direction. He’s now the 5th defensive midfielder u22 bought within a year. If that alone wasn’t funny enough… they’ve cost a grand total of 250mil. 250mil on 5 u22 DMs in a year

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@CFCPys

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Chelsea have signed Gabriel Moscardo for €25m. ( @10neto @_sccpnews ) #CFC

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@r1medi @umirf1 You think Scousers wanna read tactical breakdowns?

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United fans can now shamelessly say they’ve had a better season than Arsenal for the second season in a row

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Kulusevski has more NPG in the league than Saka this season

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We went from a ST stopping civil wars in Côte d'Ivoire to one that’s gonna be posting Smash or Pass videos by his second season

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Joao Felix this Summer: “I was pushing for BCC, I was pushing for assists. I was making people score” Boehly: How many assists do you think you got? Joao Felix: “I think I got at least 8 assists or more” Boehly: You have 0.09xA in all competitions

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When they released drafts on FIFA that’s when I started understanding the mentality that goes behind being a prostitute

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Every time I watch a Zidane comp I’m astonished how a footballer like that could actually exist

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3 months

That Saka first touch for his goal was sublime but I’m barely seeing anyone mention it. Let someone else do it and suddenly it’s “Nahhhh 😍 kmtttt he must’ve come from the favelas of Brazil 🤣 cah England don’t produce these players 😂 yk like that, dunknow already”

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7 months

Just realised Salah described the situation in Gaza as “War”…

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Without Navmix I’m sorry but the only way I’m watching football is through MOTD. I can’t go back to Totalsportek life after experiencing that Nav hammer

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