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@potatoslav

21 days

here you go

No Context Brits

@NoContextBrits

24 days

Fix this immediately. @duolingo

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@potatoslav

6 months

i need everyone in the comments saying “this isn’t fat” to understand that those of us that actually lived through the 2000s REMEMBER this being considered fat. every millennial woman that i know, myself included, had an eating disorder at some point.

RFH🦎👁‍🗨🪐🌘 ⬛️ (Doctor)

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6 months

Many of you don’t understand that body positivity became a thing because in the 2000s you were considered disgustingly fat if you looked like this

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updated by popular demand

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@potatoslav

6 months

seeing germans try to defend dressing up as native americans, as an american living in germany, is absolutely wild. what are you guys doing? i saw this at a parade yesterday in freiburg and my eyes popped out of my head like a fucking cartoon character.

》N̶̸E̶̴L̶̴ ̈́̕L̶̸A̶̴《

@n3ll41

6 months

Dank dieses Bild habe ich gelernt, dass mit Abstand keiner, der sich für moralisch überlegen hält, im Stande war, ihr sachlich zu erklären wieso Native American nicht als Kostüm reduziert werden möchten- nein, ich lese 99% Beleidigungen, Vorwürfe, Hass und Hass und Hass und Hass,

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@potatoslav

1 month

twitter found my tiktok lmao

SwiftOnSecurity

@SwiftOnSecurity

1 month

American queen in Germany retrofitting two AC units into her apartment because she was raised to have agency instead of sitting back and taking shit from the universe.

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@potatoslav

6 months

for anyone saying “it’s not that bad”

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@potatoslav

21 days

@yjhuoh it’s not, the US has the highest number, even if you don’t just go by native speakers. india is number 2 tho

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@potatoslav

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Chrissie Mayr🇺🇸

@ChrissieMayr

19 days

There is no tattoo that looks better than no tattoo Prove me wrong

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@potatoslav

3 months

@AChillGhost lmao the number of ppl in the replies just completely forgetting that mexican spanish exists and americans hear and/or speak it daily.

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@potatoslav

6 months

@odtorson and when were the germans nearly wiped out of existence by european settlers? i missed that part in history class.

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@potatoslav

6 months

muting this bc I am not explaining to grown ups why dressing up as Native American caricatures is racist.

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@potatoslav

18 days

😘

Mz Melon🍉🍉🍉

@yemistik

18 days

@potatoslav Pointless, you can’t even see them and as a woman, you can’t walk on the street topless. So your tats are useless lol

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@potatoslav

1 month

since everyone’s here for my AC - it reminded us to clean the filter today. now i’m even cooler. God Bless America.

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@potatoslav

6 months

tweet has escaped containment 1. i don’t agree with OPs follow up, the body positivity movement hasn’t gone “too far”, stop using this as an excuse to shit on women 2. men stop shutting down women’s lived experience challenge 3. ideally we can stop moralizing ppls bodies

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@potatoslav

1 month

fyi its illegal to flip the bird in germany because of Rules

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@potatoslav

29 days

my most controversial opinion is that the average german beer is better than the average american beer but the best american beers are way better than any beer you can get in germany

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@AltHumanDecency

29 days

@potatoslav Hey, is German beer really all that much better?

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@growing_daniel the tattoos are part of why she’s so hot.

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@potatoslav

6 months

@StJ_mes it was for the rosenmontag parade for Karneval/Fastnacht/Fasnet season and all of the other ppl were dressed in traditional german costume so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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@potatoslav

1 month

@SwiftOnSecurity hi this is me! could you tag me please?

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@potatoslav

6 months

@HelsinHashtags dude it was so bad. the way this and the jessica simpson thing were talked about permanently broke my brain

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@potatoslav

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drink beer do crime

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@potatoslav

1 month

i have been yelled at by elderly germans for crossing an empty street when the little walking man was not on. they are very serious about this.

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@AnyaM8_

1 month

Just read that so-called "jaywalking" (known as "crossing the road" in the UK) is not only illegal in Germany but also "quite socially stigmatised". Can any Germans confirm if that is true?! What do people think of jaywalkers?

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@potatoslav

1 month

nana o vibes today

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@potatoslav

21 days

@KnightingDylan i think congo should get it

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@potatoslav

6 months

@quintcan i understand that they like westerns but like come on guys let’s think for a second about what you’re doing here

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@potatoslav

6 months

@Emilycgb it’s so bizarre! i would also criticize americans that did something this egregiously racist.

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@potatoslav

6 months

@HJoshington literally boys at school would call us fat you giant piece of shit

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@potatoslav

26 days

Polizei stopped me at the train station and i was like wtf did i do and he asked me if there was a festival in town bc of my outfit and i had to tell him i just look like this LMAO

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@potatoslav

27 days

interrupting this very colorful how i dress thread with black for every season

breanna 🇩🇪 🇺🇸

@whereisbre

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how I dress now

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@potatoslav

21 days

@n03xp3ct1ng @yjhuoh yeah it’s a little under 10% of the population as opposed to 95% of americans. interestingly nigeria is number 3 for most english speakers.

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@potatoslav

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@ThePrincessMX @AChillGhost if i’m speaking spanish i’ll say it the spanish way the same way that mexicans will say estados unidos when speaking spanish. when i speak german i say deutschland but in english i say germany. exonyms and endonyms exist for pretty much every country on earth.

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@potatoslav

16 days

why does every german woman over a certain age have this haircut?

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@potatoslav

6 months

@marc_poblenou are you dumb

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@potatoslav

1 month

lower the presidential age requirement by 2 years and throw me in. i’ll do it. i’d do a great job. maybe add some new states. old hampshire. east dakota. shape the stars like the middle finger. fuck you.

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@potatoslav

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@HereToSeeItBurn this one tho

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@potatoslav

1 month

lmao i’m printing this on a t-shirt who wants one

Brian

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1 month

@potatoslav You look 23 not 33. What a shame you have all those nasty tattoos, ugly nose ring like a branded cow, and short hair. U should be married to a stud with 4 kids and the absolute top MILF in your small town usa.

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@potatoslav

26 days

since everyone keeps asking

Bev_inGermany

@Bev_in_Berlin

26 days

@potatoslav Lol you can't post this without sharing your awesome outfit

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@potatoslav

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finally got my favorite boots fixed we’re so back

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@potatoslav

6 months

@odtorson

European colonization of the Americas - Wikipedia

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@potatoslav

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don’t feel good, thank god for AC tho

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@potatoslav

6 months

@marmotte_loutre i found a diary from when i was 11 (2002) where i listed what i would eat in a day down to the number of strawberries.

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@potatoslav

2 months

love the woman who laughed under her breath at my german pronunciation today and then switched to english even though i spoke in german the whole time. totally motivates me to want to learn this language more !!

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@potatoslav

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had to buy my own washer when i got to germany bc its more efficient to have 16 separate machines in the cellar instead of sharing i guess. i got this Hoover bc it was the only brand id heard of & it has english & pics. my neighbors have these that require nuclear codes to work

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@potatoslav

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🌸 𝓢𝓾𝓰𝓪𝓻 🌸 GSP (Giant Slug Princess)

@sugarGSP

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I’ve never seen a girl look good in black lipstick. Like, seriously. Not even once. If only someone would prove me wrong? 😏

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@potatoslav

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i love this election. i’m having so much fun. i love tuning in every day to watch the new episode. can’t wait to see what the writers have in store for tomorrow.

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@potatoslav

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@kinocow as long as we keep it away from the brits i’m happy

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@potatoslav

2 months

this is the first time i’ve had a german beer and been like “OH. this is what they mean.”

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@potatoslav

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and as the olympic flame is snuffed out, so is my subscription to peacock premium

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@potatoslav

1 month

we need to stop blaming individuals for global warming when corporations are the ones fucking us over. AI alone is worse for the world than my AC ever will be.

Judy Riuliani

@BudoirBreeze

1 month

@potatoslav My attitude is: there’s only so far we can go to buy our comfort in the face of a planetary collapse. Me being in my airco’d 20 degrees, deluding myself that this is the permanent solution… also I’d rather suffer a bit for like 10 days/year than invest in more appliances.

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@potatoslav

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new nails (god bless press ons)

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@potatoslav

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the olympics totally makes me understand the whole gladiator thing. if i lived in ancient rome and had no internet and also no tv i would be at the colosseum every night. season pass. biggest fan.

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@potatoslav

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I hate German medical care so much. my GP in the US never said sorry can’t help you. they just referred me to someone who could. here you’re on your fucking own.

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@potatoslav

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cake tax

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@potatoslav

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i tried it

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I keep hearing how Germany isn't a country of innovation anymore. Well, I'm here to say that just isn't true.

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@potatoslav

15 days

ewa swoboda please dm me now it’s important

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Ewa Swoboda after winning a 100m silver medal🥈🇵🇱

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@potatoslav

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@thedragonLML thank you for being the one dude in this thread to actually acknowledge that this was an issue.

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@potatoslav

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for everyone asking

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@potatoslav

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if i got deported for taking a picture of someone’s washer it would be one of the funniest things that ever happened to me

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@potatoslav be careful about taking pics of other people's property, don't want to infringe on datenschutz

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@potatoslav

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2 reasons: 1. you can’t generalize american educational outcomes. all states have different systems. the best are REALLY the best. 2. the US is culturally big on creativity, innovation, & entrepreneurship. we’re loudmouths that think we can do anything & often we can.

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genuinely cannot understand how America leads global tech while its education has worse outcomes than many developed and some developing countries

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@potatoslav

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i just got my first @fanhouse payment this is more than i get in a paycheck from my real people job skhfieheosbd

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@potatoslav

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gymnastics is the only olympic sport that matters

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@potatoslav

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the dark side of cake

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@potatoslav

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@bugmarmalade looking back i’m like how the fuck did they get us to believe this shit

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@potatoslav

6 months

@marc_poblenou you clearly don’t know anything about black or native american history, so maybe just stay out of it 👍🏻

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@potatoslav

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is 2016 already that long ago that people don’t remember what it was actually like? this isn’t true, Hillary was an extremely unpopular candidate.

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This is why I cringe when people say "wow Kamala has the juice!! I haven't seen this since Obama!" Yes you have, it was called the Clinton 2016 campaign. She was the media darling, had the vaunted "ground game," and Trump was constantly clowned for gaffs, barely having GOTV, etc.

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@potatoslav

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forgot my gym card and managed the whole conversation without fucking up im so good at german hell yeah

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@potatoslav

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@wannabe_h_s @derJamesJackson “why can’t we do it” think with your brain for .05 seconds

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@potatoslav

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update: never mind

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@potatoslav

1 month

calling all americans: this is happening in hannover this weekend. i’m going tomorrow ya girl LOVES a cruise night

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@potatoslav

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yeah baby. have a system. ice trays on the left, ice box on the right.

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@potatoslav Do you have ice cubes?!

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@potatoslav

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my mom was in the paper this week for… you’ll never guess… a cast iron skillet throwing competition.

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@potatoslav

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@pegasusnami it’s not as fanservice-y in the manga. the anime goes nuts with the girls’ proportions

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@potatoslav

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update: this

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@potatoslav

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i wanna be in the olympics what sport can i get really good at in four years

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@potatoslav

1 month

new t-shirt quote just dropped lmao

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@potatoslav @SwiftOnSecurity You’re the worst omg. Yanks are so weak. You know why so many people don’t use AC? Because it’s bad for the environment you selfish fat yank

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@potatoslav

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too many countries have flags that are just two or three colored stripes. boring. can’t tell them apart. this is Poland 🇵🇱 this is Indonesia 🇮🇩 this is Monaco 🇲🇨 this is Austria 🇦🇹 this is Latvia 🇱🇻 like come on guys.

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@potatoslav

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pizza sunday. tried a new place. pretty decent for german pizza but no one can get that nice crispy crust right. can’t even do a proper fold. falls apart. booo

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@potatoslav

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@nolightupstairs i’m not disagreeing that these cities need to build more affordable housing but my sister lives in durham and it is by no means a small city and lies within the research triangle which is literally the largest research park in the US. there’s tons of jobs, so tons of growth.

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@potatoslav

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when i first moved to germany i was very worried about not looking like a lazy american when i went out to run errands but after over a year here i have given up. im buying wine at rewe at 10pm this is the best you’re getting.

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me

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@NolpeV no

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@potatoslav

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@RyanDenns @focusfronting she didn’t give her children to family members, her children were taken and put into foster care for 3 years. simone’s grandparents were finally able to adopt her when she was 6. that’s a traumatic experience for a kid.

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one of my greatest joys is coming home to my nice cool temperature controlled house after a day working in a german building with no AC AND no windows open

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@potatoslav

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the best part of living in a walkable city with no car is that you can walk pretty much anywhere you need to go. the worst part is that running errands takes 10x as long bc you have to walk everywhere

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@potatoslav

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shampoo and conditioner ran out on the same day. think this is a once in a lifetime event. buying a lottery ticket today.

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@potatoslav

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@mpho_thebrand while this predominantly affected white women, there were definitely WOC that also suffered and it’s a bit disingenuous to ignore them. it was a pretty widespread thing at my NJ high school regardless of race.

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@potatoslav

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fun fact I was an ice cream taste tester as a child. they put me in a big white conference room around a giant table with a bunch of other 9 year olds and a guy in a suit had us try different ice creams and ask our opinions. They paid me $50. it ruled.

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It will be like The Hunger Games in Birmingham this weekend

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@potatoslav

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yes

Leigh Claire La Berge

@marxforcats

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writer's contextual query: if I say "4-H" or "local 4-H society" does anyone know what I mean?

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@potatoslav

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imagine if we were able to send the max number of athletes from each state instead of the whole country.

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I love when Americans address us all as “Europeans” as if we are all one big country if that were the case then Europe (the country) would have 116 gold, 122 silver & 160 bronze medals

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@potatoslav

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@bigkiitten I DONT KNOW everyone else was dressed in traditional german costumes!!!

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@potatoslav

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i want to change my picture on here bc it’s like 10 years old but also it’s Classic and i’m attached to it

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@potatoslav

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i don’t understand other people’s eating schedules this is mine breakfast: none lunch: breakfast midday: cake dinner: dinner late night: chocolate snack

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@potatoslav

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the first time i went to germany i became obsessed w spaghetteis and searched for it in my upstate NY town. found it a town over at a gelato place run by an italian guy. told him about it & he said “no no, mine is better, i made meatballs” he, in fact, had made brownie meatballs

I am Germany

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Schonen Mittag euch!

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@potatoslav

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@PerfectxPisces i remember walking into my first office job at around 15 and my 40+ year old coworker had a “nothing tastes as good as skinny feels” sign on her cubby. like you could not escape ED talk

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@potatoslav

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replies here are making me feel insane. only americans call this sunny side up? everyone else calls it a fried egg? fried egg is not specific enough. it’s like saying you want a cooked steak.

madeline odent

@oldenoughtosay

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ENGLISH LANGUAGE SURVEY TIME where did you learn English and what do you call fried eggs which have not been flipped over, so that they have only been ‘cooked’ on one side?

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@potatoslav

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@kinocow a broner is when you get a lil too excited to see your bros

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@potatoslav

6 months

@northeastadvgrl in the womb? learning to read?

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@potatoslav

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actually everyone is my friend

Cxspxxr✘🧸

@_6signxxx

15 days

Normalize using words like: Colleague, Classmate, Acquaintance, Old school mate, Neighbor, Client.Not everyone is your friend!

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@potatoslav

2 months

i refuse to be hot (rare tiktok crosspost)

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@potatoslav

28 days

one of the most annoying things about moving out of the US is that our most irritating cultural exports are inescapable. girl walking down the sidewalk screaming taylor swift lyrics. i thought i could be free.

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@potatoslav

15 days

literally nowhere i’ve ever been in germany has had a bidet

Aella

@Aella_Girl

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yall dunkin on europeans for not using AC but here in america we don't have bidets and yall ain't ready to have that conversation yet

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