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Riverside, CA
Joined May 2009
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@GARC312
Machita Norteña
5 months
Cuando te la juegas.
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@GARC312
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3 years
Why does this look like @trixiemattel ?!
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@GARC312
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1 year
Te compre las flores mas bonitas.
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@GARC312
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3 months
Por mayoreo sale mas barato.. #sundayfunday
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1 year
Morro Bay
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@GARC312
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Muñekitas @1016_Hector
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@GARC312
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1 year
Going out while on vacation….. waking up while on vacation 🫠
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@GARC312
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6 months
Ruega por nosotros..
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@GARC312
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8 months
Asked my dad to take a pic of me.. this is the result. 😑
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7 months
🤠
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@GARC312
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@GARC312
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1 year
Paresco el papa de la quinceañera
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@GARC312
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3 months
La Onda Festival 2024
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@GARC312
Machita Norteña
1 year
Desafiando a Dios @1016_Hector
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@GARC312
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2 months
🐩
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@GARC312
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8 months
Hoy si ando chulo
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@GARC312
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4 months
Ser gay es un peligro.
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@GARC312
Machita Norteña
2 years
Esto de Machita ya se quedo.
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@GARC312
Machita Norteña
5 years
I love being bilingual because twice as many songs to cry to, twice as many songs to dance to, twice as many songs para mandarlo a la verga..
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@GARC312
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1 year
CDMX
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@GARC312
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9 months
Love my gift!!
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@GARC312
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8 months
Workout para tragar y pistear
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@GARC312
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5 months
Se antoja unos agarrones.
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@GARC312
Machita Norteña
5 years
I just want to have a beer outdoors and listen to @headandtheheart
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@GARC312
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5 years
Me all weekend.
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@GARC312
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10 months
Buen pedo.
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@GARC312
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11 months
Malaventurado y desvelado.
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@GARC312
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5 years
I got the fucken promotion!!! Fuck I’m so happy!! I been working for this for a while.. omg I’m so excited..aaaaaaahhhhhhh I’m ready to stress cry for the next couple months
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@GARC312
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2 months
I’m just a soft dom top that wants to be loved. 🥴
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@GARC312
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4 years
Zion National Park
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@GARC312
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1 year
Grupo Machitas
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@GARC312
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I much rather end up with a “slut” as a partner. I’m a slut myself so we can share stories, but most importantly… they know whats out there, they’ve experienced it.. that would bring me comfort in their decision to date me. Does that make sense?
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@GARC312
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4 years
I forgot I can pull this look. Heteros look away. Look over there! 👉🏾☝🏾👈🏾
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@GARC312
Machita Norteña
6 years
F*gging out to Janet Jackson! I was living!
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@GARC312
Machita Norteña
1 year
A poco tengo cara de cabrón?
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@GARC312
Machita Norteña
6 years
2012 is back
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6 years
Foster The People want to collaborate with Arctic Monkeys, Vampire Weekend and more
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@GARC312
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@GARC312
Machita Norteña
5 years
Getting old is weird.. I used absolutely love going to every concert possible.. I still do but now I wish the acts actually came out at 7pm because I’d like to be home by 10pm.
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@GARC312
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4 years
Not mad at it, but it’s not staying.
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@GARC312
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5 years
I got a recognition for 5 years of service at work. I’m actually really proud. I started literally from the bottom and worked hard and promoted to my current position. Which was my goal 5 years ago.... and I got most cheers at the ceremony.. I’m popular 💅🏽💁🏻‍♀️
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@GARC312
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5 years
Beach Day
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@GARC312
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6 years
Wypipo at Coachella during Los Tucanes.... Mexicans gonna be extra AF.
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@GARC312
Machita Norteña
4 months
My 80 year old neighbor saw me walking out in a tank top and just yells “Hey kid! You been pumping iron?! You got arms there!” 🥹🥹😭😭😭 💪🏽
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@GARC312
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11 months
He said he wanted to take me out on a date in Weho 🫠🚩
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@GARC312
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5 years
By far the funniest shit I’ve seen in a while.
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@GARC312
Machita Norteña
6 years
I love her
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@GARC312
Machita Norteña
6 years
Made in Mexico is trash! But I can’t stop watching it... it’s Mexican version of The Hills
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@GARC312
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6 months
Amo esta perrita @Jorgeous_1 !! Hard the entire show 🍆
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@GARC312
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4 years
I was so surprised to open a random message and see this! Amazing recreation of one of my thirst traps. I absolutely love it. Thank you!!!
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@GARC312
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10 months
OV7 tonight!!!
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@GARC312
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3 years
This is my neighbor!!! He is the sweetest guy ever… he will go out of his way to genuinelywish a good day. Hard worker and just an outstanding human all around.
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@GARC312
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1 year
Andaba bien jotona.. y ni modo.
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@GARC312
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5 years
One is a princess, one is just a hole. Guess who’s who.
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@GARC312
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6 years
Omg this thread was funniest shit ever 🤣
Ama puedo salir con los amigos?¿
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@GARC312
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Con mi comadre La Señora Quesadilla @e_romo00
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@GARC312
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3 months
On that plant dad journey. Idk
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@GARC312
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4 years
To be fucken honest.. I just want to be loved the way I love.
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@GARC312
Machita Norteña
5 years
So I was recruited to join the Illuminati but it didn’t work out 😒
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@GARC312
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5 years
Sometimes he takes good candids... kinda creepy but thanks @mralexgomez24 I 💙 U
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@GARC312
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1 year
Soy un pozole!!!!
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@GARC312
Machita Norteña
7 years
@AustinWilde Say no more
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@GARC312
Machita Norteña
5 years
Just saying....
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@GARC312
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5 years
It took me 32 years to dye my hair.. might as well have fun while I still have it.
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@GARC312
Machita Norteña
5 years
Yesterday was genuinely the most fun I’ve had in a really long time. Thanks to my gays. Love y’all! *gays not pictured*
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@GARC312
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@GARC312
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6 years
I got bangs!!!
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@GARC312
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2 months
Definitely me
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@GARC312 🙇🏽‍♂️
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@GARC312
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2 years
Este viernes… a festejar el cumple. Quien se apunta?
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@GARC312
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5 years
Beach Cowboy
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@GARC312
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5 years
I’m genuinely excited for my job. I can finally showcase my skills, my knowledge, my tenacity. 4 years ago I envisioned myself in this spot.. and I got here. Now it’s time to stunt on them hoes. 😈
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@GARC312
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5 years
i overthink, overlove, overfeel and overstress.
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@GARC312
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@GARC312
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7 months
Home 🍄🐘
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@GARC312
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6 years
I loathe children but if I ever need to purchase one I want this one!!!!
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