Gary Treeman @PurpyNFL Twitter profile

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Gary Treeman

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3 months

*On my first day as an athletic trainer after lying on my resume* “Yeah uhhh do 200 swishes on the juice orb”

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Dame in the lab 🔥 (🎥 cemcondition83 /h/t @overtime )

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My wife is an adult

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What's stopping you from building awesome things for your wife?

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"It's gonna be warm" Yeah no shit Sam you live in Alabama. Brock Purdy ass system possum. I'm not moved.

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your “king” Punxsutawney Phil has a success rate of 39% 🤢 while god emperor Sand Mountain Sam of Alabama has only been wrong ONCE in the last 26 years

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There are several rapists in the NFL

⚡️Garrett Ferguson⚡️

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5 months

Travis Kelce is the least likable player in the NFL Stop putting that cornball on my timeline please

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My wife had employee appreciation bowling event at her work, with significant others invited. And I was on the fence if I would bring my own ball and shoes or just throw a house ball like a normal person. I brought my stuff and smoked the shit out of all of them lmao

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“Baseball fandom is dying, I’ve got just the solution”

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My son at the zoo seeing any animal with 4 legs

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I feel like Jason Kelce did all that because he likes drinking beers and doing Buffalo stuff

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Ok but like he won a Super Bowl immediately. Like right away. The whole Super Bowl.

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Matthew Stafford leaving Detroit the way he arrived. A fucking loser

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Christ they got PFF for babies

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i may have the best baby of all time

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6 months

It might legitimately be zero fanbases who think they have a good coach

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This is the greatest head coach cycle in history and we’re staying with ANDY REID LMAOOO

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Jordan Addison is the most stoned anyone has ever been in this video

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8 months

another day, another mic'd up video. the one & only @Vikings ' T.J. Hockenson 🎤

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He very confidently guessed that the biggest industry in the world in 1903 was “beavers”😭

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Millionaire speaks about the biggest industry in the world in 1903

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I generally disregard arguments about "real" or fake fans, but I will make an exception that the realest fans are diehards for dogshit baseball teams. It's 2pm on a Tuesday and they're like "fuck Tonglebush needs to be optioned." They're watching 162 Colorado Rockies games.

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Fans of mid QBs when their offense shits the bed

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If anyone is referred to as a "former first rounder" you know they are turbodogshit

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Stupid pedantic dork community note. The best players in the world play in the NBA, there's a fuckin Latvian in the picture.

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@celtics

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2024 WORLD CHAMPIONS 🏆

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Cracking up at the idea that in Josh Dobbs’ head Brandon Powell could just be the number 1 skill player on the team. “Ah, another classic route from 4, I’ll throw the game winning TD to him now.”

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The Tennessee Titans were a 1 seed 2 years ago I promise nobody is saying this.

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Everybody is saying the 49ers are the worst 1st seed of all time. Saying they gonna blow it against the Packers. Time to shock the world.

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Infielders in the metal bat MLB

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@BasebaIlKing

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They gave Vladdy a metal bat and my goodness

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Healthy relationships always have a guy in charge of the “divorce papers” button like nuclear launch codes.

King of Phinland🐬👑

@KingOfPhinland

5 months

The Dolphins aren’t the only ones making personnel changes, Tyreek Hill said on his Twitch stream last night that he had to fire a bunch of people off his team because people in his circle filed his divorce without his consent. Reek & Keeta have no intentions of splitting.

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@dirtbagqueer My logic is that I was just there to have fun, and what’s more fun than being the fucking best?

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I wasn’t like gloating or being competitive or anything, just strike mogged those bozos

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*Karl-Anthony Towns’ voice is higher sometimes* NBA fans:

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He typed “Squirle” when he was a junior in college

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7 months

travis kelce holds a degree interdisciplinary studies, is a philanthropist & is successful is MULTIPLE different aspects of his life the “dumb” narrative was funny at first but i fear we’ve lost the plot now

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Are there WNBA teams we’re supposed to hate? Like am I morally obligated to hate the Sparks like the Lakers? Because if I have to hate them I will, but Lady Gobert captivates me.

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This is like the beginning of Pokémon games where the opposing trainer pulls his level 4 ratata and sends out a different level 4 ratata

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@MySportsUpdate

8 months

Bro. Fake spike into triple coverage.

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I genuinely don’t understand what is controversial about this

LP Cruz 🇩🇴

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6 months

Why delete it? Stand on (clown) business. Bright red shoes and all.

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People weren’t making fun of you for saying he was good

Kurt Benkert

@KurtBenkert

4 months

But what the hell do I know

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Juju was the best wide receiver on a Super Bowl winning team and he has like 7 yards this year

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@TheBadGuy_NBAOG

6 months

Has Patrick Mahomes ever made a WR better ? Uncomfortable Conversations

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Nick Siriani basically always looks like this

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J.J. McCarthy’s Twitter is disappointingly locked in. He made it when he was like 13 and every single tweet is about football or some motivational shit.

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I get all my news from WhoDeyInIsrael

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Sports with the guys

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Smoking with a stoner is like eating the crazy hot wings with the Hot Ones guy. I’m super fucked up and he’s like “haha I’m really high too” and I know you’re lying to me man.

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Michael Thomas when a car is parked near his house

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Why so fast? What are you running from? The grind IMO

Theo Ash

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4 months

If you run a 4.2 as a WR you are off my board

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The kid said he was really sad because no one tried to get to know him and Shedeur said “I never even heard of that guy” That’s exactly his point LMAO

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Great website

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Owen Benjamin 🐻

@OwenBenjamin

5 months

Life expectancy is 72, 34 is literally middle aged. Taylor swift is a middle aged woman with no children who works away from home 340 days a year. She’s not exactly a catch. Women can stay attractive for life. Growing older with a woman is great. But pregnancy is really hard on

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The small issue for Daron Bland is how he’s bad

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5 months

I'm not upset about it because Myles Garrett deserved to win the award. But I'm not sure a cornerback is ever going to win the DPOY award again. Daron Bland scored 5 TDs and had 9 INTs and didn't even finish top-3.

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@Nate_Tice My thoughts exactly

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@dirtbagqueer My logic is that I was just there to have fun, and what’s more fun than being the fucking best?

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This one really took off from the circle lol. To be clear I asked my wife beforehand and everyone had a good time. It really wasn’t my intention to Pete Weber everyone, it’s just more comfortable to have a ball fitted to your hand and your own shoes so why not?

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Deshaun Watson's dead cap hit is so high that you physically could not roster 53 players at the league minimum salary if they took it in one year LMAO

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So does Deshaun Watson get cut like Russell Wilson gettin cut?

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Man embraces chimp in full Lebron uniform

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There’s very specific subsect of “nerd” gamer types that inhabit the Woody Allen/Charles Chaplin esque extreme arrogant pretension of shyness that Orson Welles spoke of, a narcissism of timidity. They love whipping out handheld gaming consoles in public places, slyly positioning

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@TSetnicky He’s not even the corniest star tight end in the superbowl lmao

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Mo Alie-Cox vs. Austin Hooper

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Trump is carrying around 8 pizzas like it’s nothing. Biden would face plant with more than 2.

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These are the routes you see someone post from the senior bowl like “whoa this guy has the goods👀🥵”

Speedy Updates

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Speed really cooked one of the best CBs in the NFL, Sauce Gardner

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@JacquieTeo1 Rape, abuse, hate crimes. But this guy dates a famous person and got vaccinated so…

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@Chris_Teek They traded for Matthew Stafford in order to *win* the Super Bowl, and then they did.

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@maxtoscano1 Very "extreme home makeover" obnoxious kids room

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Chargers subreddit is enjoying some lighthearted discourse

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@Nate_Tice @m_booker1 *googling* “yeah this is engaging your…core big time”

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I regularly see Bears fans making fun of Eberflus’s H.I.T.S principle but I never knew what it stood for, and… T stands for “The Ball”😭

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Severely Larger

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𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐞𝐫 🍉

@nayxreads

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maybe i should’ve chosen a cheaper hobby bc being a book lover is not for the broke 😭

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@12thManRyan “Pizza and bowling, fun night for all!” You think this is a fucking joke to me??

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Average Georgia football player Saturday evening

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This competition is bullshit because it’s not wedged up against a wall or a lamp or anything. He ain’t played anyone as far as I’m concerned.

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Apparently ‘Bed making competition’ is a thing. The way he put that Duvet together was a thing of beauty.

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Oh so he’s mad that 3 should be 2, which, ok? Cry? Maybe piss and shit yourself?

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@BatKingAte Yeah you can like go bowling or play basketball or something, don’t need a yassified Harry Potter abomination on your wall

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I went to the Woke Store and everyone knew you

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‘Nuff said

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Who can forget Brock Purdy’s draft day fit!?🥶💯😤

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LMAO

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@dirtbagqueer Everyone who voted Hamlin first gave Flacco 2nd and everyone who voted Flacco first didn’t think Hamlin should have been considered lol

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No he didn’t👍

Sully 🇺🇸

@SullyFootball

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Deshaun Watson received less outrage than Harrison Butker Society is lost

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@efaxue Sorry, not a terrible abundance of juice orbs in my life sadly

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@cleve989 Their point would make sense if there was one league anywhere that attracted a single player of equal talent to play there instead of the NBA. Alas...

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What’s the biggest “I’m him” performance ever?

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Sean McDermott:

Lord Miles

@real_lord_miles

7 months

Chillin in Taliban guesthouse, lovely hospitality, look at the feast they’ve kindly provided to welcome me back. Thanks Talibros :D

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I can't believe a major sports media entity let an article out that includes "Maybe part of why he's corny is because so many of his loved ones tragically died."

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*Car spontaneously explodes in the street* 18 year old me off a half gram of mids I smoked out of a Granny Smith:

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@JahmyrTime It says “the way he arrived” implying he showed up to the game as a loser.

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Seated for the Kurt Benkert downfall

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@CDonnick1 Succinctly stated James

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@eastgorteau Well they’re the ops then, fuck those losers

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It’s insane that he won a all pro because voters didn’t know he and Lavonte David are two different people, and that it’s like the 3rd most egregious linebacker all pro selection in recent memory

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The NFL let the Eagles get an ALL PRO LB in Devin White for nothing……

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They show her like 4 or 5 times. It’s very minimally invasive to the viewing experience if you aren’t a gigantic baby.

Quincy Avery

@QuincyAvery

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I really don't want to see Taylor Swift during the game tomorrow. I do not care that your kid will now ask you questions about football because they show her.

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Top work lads, we got them 159/3 and 18/1 to 159/7 and 13/1 in the Super Over

Bleacher Report

@BleacherReport

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USA STUNS PAKISTAN AT THE MEN’S T20 CRICKET WORLD CUP 🚨 Biggest upset in the sport's history 🤯

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Ian Rapoport: breaking every new signing Adam Schefter: “De’Amdre Sworf”

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Oh yeah this is stupid as shit he’s gonna be a star

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“Hear me out” is supposed to be for someone fucked up like Rachel Dolezal or Casey Anthony. This lady was famously harassed for being insanely hot.

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@JahMakesMoves

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Yea

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The wacky stuff like ayahuasca or smoking crack in a cave distracts from the fact that he’s actually a vile fucking ghoul.

The Lead CNN

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Aaron Rodgers shared Sandy Hook conspiracy theories. Watch the full video here:

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American Dad has been on the air for 5 times longer than the Confederacy existed

Blue and Butternut

@BlueandGray1864

1 month

Anyone who is offended by this flag doesn't understand Civil War history and should not speak on it in general. Most people don't even know where this flag was used or who used this flag during the Civil War and yet they still get offended by it, utterly ridiculous.

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@stogeyrules Look in the interest of equality I'm going to be doing some hating.

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@JanikEckardt A lot of 9ers fans don’t like him, especially if they lose again

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I’ve not followed whatever the fuck this current culture war thing is but it’s super funny that conservatives apparently hate this super obviously conservative lady.

Truth Seeker

@_TruthZone_

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Hannah Barron, what do ya'll notice?

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Fun fact, Michael Mann directed this sick ass Nike ad

dead domain 🐐

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I’m sorry why did nobody tell me that Michael Mann was this FILTHY with it? This was network TV?? In 1984?? I’m sorry Miami Vice I was unfamiliar with your game.

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Person who was chill with Kanye until finding out he is dating a 30 year old lady

Ruser

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Are we gonna talk about this or its just me

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There is so much data and such a big sample size in baseball that they can predict with near certainty which teams are going to be completely hopeless and they'll watch a game every day.

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@alexxz4nder He post a “film review” video that was just a broadcast highlight cutup

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ICYMI: How the #Vikings got Nick Mullens for 1/27 of #Bengals Joe Burrow’s $55M a year deal before the quarterback market went bonkers:

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She will never be him

Daily Mail Online

@MailOnline

7 months

Boston's woke Democrat Mayor Michelle Wu plans secret no WHITES Christmas party: Aide accidentally sent group email invite meant only for 'electeds of color'