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@portillosstan

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26, Chicago
Joined February 2019
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@portillosstan
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Looking for a latina woman to be the best mother to our children and the biggest danger to my well being
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@spuuky They replaced the beautiful pre-WW1 Norwegian culture and visuals with modern middle class Instagram influencer aesthetic this is so depressing
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@ronnui_ laughing at how this shot is focusing on the this guy passing out but they already got buddy ass in the back on the way to the morgue
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@nicodelort Vinland Saga does a good job at aging the antagonist just 10 years in really subtle ways
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@_birdpaladin @zabriart can both just team up and fight artists that draw red noses and red knees
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@JackBrannelly @NateEvans00 the DNC definitely did some scumbag shit to make sure Biden was the candidate cause Bernie was the only one that would have committed to helping out the lower class and ending ties to Arms companies and Israel and the DNC knew that would cost them too much
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@vvaifus @HapaGawd >Mongoloid Ma'am I think you mean 'Mongolian'
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@ComicLoverMari I liked his character but damn If you're gonna have Bale you gotta give him a more important role, not one that ends after one movie
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@ladiedbird What’s crazy is that he never used that skill ever again after that Coulda came useful but no
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@VlVSlES They asked her Gay son or thot daughter? She said Gay daughter
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@islandthembo @RonADamnFool @EP_themanham a lot of people make up lies about being sexually assaulted by someone to get something out of it. it’s dangerous to not keep that in mind cause that’s how people end up in jail for crimes they didn’t commit. Believing peoples word alone is how the Salem witch trials happened
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@m0thflower @DrDapperTF2 As a Christian I think it would be really funny if I met one of these people and heard them talk about their fascination for the Bible and its surrounding lore and they go "Man I wish this stuff was real" and I give them this look and say "Bro you're not gonna believe this but-"
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@cun__ty @jimmyoutsold Because they’re all suburban middle class kids that have to put themselves through the horrifying and traumatic experience of taking public transit like the rest of us
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@UberFacts that was the wildest ending to a tweet i've seen in a while
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@tdoshok This is like you get gen z discovering Joji’s past work again
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@TheCinesthetic Henry Cavill is just a buff nerd that wants to play warhammer all day and Alan Ritchson is a big softie with a light hearted personality
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@herbposting Why did this make me emotional
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@LilNasX Bro show us your dick come on I know you’re hiding it somewhere don’t be shy show it to us come on bro it’s okay bro I already said no homo
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@johnaldjsmith @schizarella Come on man you can’t keep getting baited like this
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@durandalcomplex @ya_boi_tomcat Getting a license in some states or applying for college financial aid will do it
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@caseykfrey Speedy recovery king
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@nudeobama Before I opened the photo I thought your real name was Hotdog Windshield i was like no fucking way
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@AmericanSk8land Going to the local Vietnamese joint when you’re feeling a little under the weather is such a power up
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this is one of the most powerful tweets I've ever seen
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When my girlfriends husband catches me in public with his wife
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@GreenTextRepost >NEET benefits This guy is beyond saving
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@LilNasX 15 THINGS YOU MISSED IN THE NEW LIL NAS X APOLOGY VIDEO
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Thank you Castlevania animators for keeping Alucard's attitude in season 4
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@notsolittyditty This is what it feels like to pee outside as a man
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@emiru4444 State that you're a minor and see the chaos ensue
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@seungkwangggg @mkmcsm Really makes you think, when she was looking at other characters with those gnarly ass eyes, what the hell was she seeing?
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@VivziePop Me hoping that Viv gives us solid news on Hazbin release date
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@bristeacha We’re you just speaking with your normal Irish accent or we’re you out here in broad daylight speaking Gaelic in the current year
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@seinenzias Back in 2017/18 I used to like a lot of meme pages that would post shitposts alot and I loved them and then I stopped using Facebook for like 4 years and when I got back on the majority of them turned into alt right meme pages and I was like ???????????? did I miss something????
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@SHlTTERASS Hey man, this was a really funny meme. Just wanted to let you know that I’m liking your tweet. Best regards, @portillosstan
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@jaboukie this is what the average italian looks like
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@rotten_tomato3s @Dexerto Bringing this one back
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@blurayangel He’s about to start the real world cinematic universe
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@shaunasforestbb Barbie is for the men
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@th3mb0fication I was watching this gif in a loop wondering why it looked off
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@SavinTheBees Characters in Baki keep getting pissed on and they just TAKE it They don’t dodge or get grossed out they really just embrace the shower
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Just discovered @laufey ‘s music and it makes me feel like I’m in Paris in the 1950s
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@_nymphlover @nicodelort I imagine so He’s supposed to be a solid adult at child bearing age and then ages to the point where other characters start making fun of him for his receding hairlines so that would be a good estimate
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@fushigurotoji If you go to any gym you’ll fine 20 dudes walking around like this
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@ChillTeaAmirite Kotomine from the Fate series is often seen enjoying curry and talking about how much he likes it. And that's the only time he talks about his interests
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@warm__hole Why do you have 295 unread messages why don’t you clean them out?
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@TrillsMind When you walked in suddenly there was an overlay over your vision that said “Return to playable area in: 10 sec”
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@pondexplorer The island of Ireland
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Toby Maguire's Spider-Man vs Andrew Garfield's Spider-Man vs Tom Holland's Spider-Man
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Bad Bunny appearing Bullet Train just to die 12 seconds later
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@IrishNorsePat @mightbecursed damn you ain't got $400?
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@lgbtgeto Now draw him dying in a glue trap
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@Actually_Tina Last year this same person posted a picture of their bathtub that was filled of their cats piss that has accumulated over time and when people criticized her for being neglectful to both the cat and their own health they disregarded it shamelessly It was a sight to behold
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@GuzieeM If I ever got spoken to by a tarantula in what I think is Portuguese I would be so mad
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@nudeobama the name fits your personality
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@theaprilpapers You sped run sexuality in a two day span and then retired early to enjoy the setting sun. Inspirational <3
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@ultralovedeluxe @sourbluerazz Punk being watered down to a cool fashion style is the negative version of the Italian mob life being adapted into movies and shows so much that their real influence on society got watered down to being a meme
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@Karl_poyzer How do you feel about the average Japanese metropolitan building exterior and all their various pipes and lines and appliances that are in the citerior as opposed to being inside like in the west
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@foronikamaraj @buffys The most primal human instinct of self preservation:
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@chuvabak @slimyswampghost Knowing that this scream is from an old porn where the guy nuts too hard just makes the video hilarious instead of scary
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@finallyzach @bristeacha I would stand there in amazement too if I heard someone speaking Gaelic
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@shaunasforestbb I was feeling the kenergy when I walked out of the theater me and the boys were dapping eachother up calling eachother Ken and discussing how we can improve our behavior to make the world a better place for women
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@jeannesfangs God I hope and pray they make her a manifestation of a universal absolute like the darkness devil or a monument of humanitys sins like the gun devil rather than a teenage girl with a marketable design
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@cyberplain @blxcksaint Ah, some people have a feature where when you get really tired or dehydrated you’ll see a progressively intensifying aura in your vision
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@ousaiibo Seeing people using this image of Ozuna without knowing who he is
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@uhhmmily thinking about this
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@AFpocketbee As an anime-only fan, I'm excited to see Levi bully Zeke YET AGAIN in the future
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@AndreMartel Mexicans and Northern Europeans are the biggest goth enjoyers on the planet
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@megmaybekinda Having lady friends means I have a limitless source of girl advice for when the day comes I have a gf
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@WillRepost4food >open youtube tutorial > indian accent
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@nudeobama so close
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@powcampsurvivor I started reading this thinking he was talking about an animal that was treating him like a calf similar to how elephants do and then I reached the second sentence had to stop reading
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I think Kanye West should pull the most outrageous unorthodox move yet and do the biggest plot twist in history and start dating Pete Davidson Enemies to lovers troupe
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Im really enjoying Among Us memes
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@TheePaintv100 Hey hold on now Sometimes a tough man wants to be soft ain’t nothing wrong with a bro letting his defenses down to be the little spoon
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@bombshelIgf @warm__hole Listen man(ma’am)
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@nudeobama I always had a tiny bit of doubt that your work tweets were real but now I’m starting to realize my deadly mistake
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Paul and Mayweather boutta end racism with all these hugs they're having #MayweatherPaul #mayweathervspaul
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@HokutoAndy The horror fan in me is fascinated by the creativity of this terrifying Jesus clone The Catholic in me is simply “oh dear”
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@MemesSurreal What.... What are those things in the picture my brain can’t match it with anything in my knowledge what the hell
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@Young_Reezy_gg Kobeni had two badass scenes and retired what a shame
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@dxckiii Ducki I think this is the first tweet you’ve made that I didn’t like
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@blatherwhick You’re a good woman for this, I hope you two work out and get married and live happily ever after.
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@SeattleSeacrow @JoyKingSings @hawtrick @J_Gallant11 @howieazy I’m 25 and I feel like I’m still a high schooler. I think it might be cause I never got to really be a child(?)
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@forestvanslyke Wait did I just read a paragraph and understood it on the first try?
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@selspid @Makwelll @TheMassiveMK @StrangestMp4 this is the first post post post irony shitpost I've ever seen that's 3 fucking levels holy shit
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@lclflavor Shout out to the big lack of lead or UV exposure and possible increase in estrogen through out water supply for helping us age slower
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@moonlarking Girl I am a Mexican that grew up in the US, I’m just now discovering literally any of this TODAY It is crazy to me
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@khiyara_ @j_omorodion @IsfunLeo @cronchiecoochie @litdesu HxH’s creator has stated that it’s peocounced “Hunter Hunter” So anyone saying the x is saying it wrong
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@mainmajin What I would give for an anime character that is chronically online enough to organically say “wallahi we’re built different” in conversation
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@Hebahilalaa In no way am I trying to discredit women’s daily suffering but us men are like this too. When you grow up in a rough environment, you can’t take a single walk without constantly looking over your shoulder to make sure no one is about to do something We’re the same in this context
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@flughey Rebecca Sugar’s addition to the writing and directing makes the first third of the show feel so different than the latter two thirds it’s so funny
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@WholesomeMeme I remember when I saw this company's ads on tik tok and people were pointing out the unhealthy working environment at the factory and the account disabled comments after that
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@summerahrens Most recent boys night
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