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#1 Barry Fan || #2 PBR Enjoyer || 22 || They/He || Ted Show Enjoyer || priv: @teedoshock

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@tdoshok
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10 months
me and my three weed smoking girlfriends just ended this dudes career three times in a row on cine2nerdle
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1 month
@n0tavailablern did she say anything wrong in the review? its a valid complaint to me
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3 years
I love that all the comments are Community references #sixseasonsandamovie
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3 years
Luis Guzman has been cast as Gomez Addams alongside Jenna Ortega in Tim Burton’s ‘WEDNESDAY’ series for Netflix. (Source: )
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1 year
@_haaniyah_ just watch gossip girl, the trumps are mentioned so often and it gets more and more jarring as the series progresses
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4 years
@illbran @alfred_rat @OOCWesternR34 He is, ive seen the full vid
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4 years
@Lunwi88 I know this is a joke, but this is actually super cool to me bc it shows how dedicated they are to making it like an accurate parody of a 50s sitcom due to the weird rights of the time
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9 months
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9 months
me rn
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3 months
also please dont use this as an excuse to harass op; they deleted their tweet even, i just wanted to be funny
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4 months
@AspectRaSheOh @Goldxn_Violin i was with you til the last line man, fallout is anything but consistent
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11 months
who up yearning?
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1 year
@Skullgirls ive never heard of this game prior to the “controversy” that stemmed from this post, so imagine my surprise when reading the changes to the game and realizing how respectful and reasonable they are. genuinely, how are there people this upset about these changes?
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10 months
me after eating a handful of bees (im so full from bees mmm)
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7 months
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@ChloeNumberIII
chloe 🦋
7 months
bloated irredeemable garbage. 8 hours long. idiotic to no end. at every chance, nolan makes the dumbest decision. one of the worst movies i've ever seen.
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10 months
maybe god stays in heaven because he too fears what he created
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2 years
@Qtaro90833640 @TealtheTetrapod @Veddjii theres Dinosaur defenders???? I really have seen it all
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10 months
My only prediction for next year
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5 months
what perfect finds for today!! (Spider-Man 3 rerelease day)
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4 years
@DanaTerrace @PlumCharlatan idk who made the hooty version, but the original was Trevor Henderson
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6 months
@scare_oline speed racer (2008) deserves a spot
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10 months
here we go again
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@tdoshok
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6 months
Show me your -comfort movie -comfort album -comfort game -comfort show
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@brzie_
Ivy🌱
6 months
Show me your -comfort movie -comfort album -comfort game -comfort show
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6 months
#NewProfilePic im simply too good at making these
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9 months
my top 20 albums of the year :) (mostly in order)
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8 months
jk, heres my actual mini, still need to redo the paint at some point though
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@gabipabie
gabi:)
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@tdoshok YESSS drop ur mini pics!!!!!
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10 months
most normal text from @wizardofounces
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10 months
bush pic? you mean like my disguise in fortnite?
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8 months
she rubben on my dork til i yellow [INCORRCET BUZZER NOISE] she yellow on my dork whilr im rubben [INCORRECT BUZZER NOISE] she rubben on my yellow leg til i dork [INCORRECT BUZZER NOISE]
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7 months
twitter circel
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8 months
me when i realize theres a number larger than 39,999:
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11 months
alright when is it my turn to fall in love with someone bc i was put into a random gc?
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7 months
you’re telling me a cis teen built this chapel?
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8 months
i relate to this little guy. i feel his struggles.
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@eMotionlesSmach @mylovercindys wym? shes been in big movies since pacific rim: uprising in 2018
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9 months
they should’ve been at the club </3
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missus snug isolation
9 months
regular show goes even crazier when u think about the fact that mordecai and rigby are 23 year olds
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11 months
they forgot their own lore 💀
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hrpr📂
11 months
The State of Israel recognizes Jesus as the son of God
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7 months
me at the radiohead needledrop in romeo + juliet (1996)
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2 months
@sitecrawler @lyssadraks as a fan of nightcrawler, and assumedly xmen by extension, i would hope you arent this stupid. nationality is nowhere near as integral to a character as their ethnicity, especially for someone like Victor Von Doom, its like making Magneto not be a holocaust survivor
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9 months
fucked up off the josh fingering myself
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@mikehunnidproof
mike drinks beer
9 months
i know men who drink wine to like two things: 1. wine 2. a finger in their ass
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8 months
ive watched too many good movies recently, recommend me some mid
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6 months
only a… what?
@taylorswift13
Taylor Swift
6 months
Only a fortnight til The Tortured Poets Department…🤍
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4 months
@caitlyns_vi i would bet they format it like the first season and have the first three episodes be right after end of s1, and then a smallish timeskip after that
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9 months
she rock a feller on my skank til i fatboy slim [INCORRECT BUZZER NOISE] that skank can really rock a feller! [INCORRECT BUZZER NOISE] she slim on my fatboy til i rock a feller. skank! [INCORRECT BUZZER NOISE]
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4 years
Okay, this is an incredible read, but it slightly bothers me that the shades of red are different on almost every map
@latifnasser
Latif Nasser
4 years
Ok here we go. Look at the electoral maps by county for the last few decades of US presidential elections.  You’ll notice that the South goes almost uniformly Republican red every time. Duh. But if you look closer, there’s something else there ...
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are u proud of me? @wizardofounces
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katie duncan ryan jacob cass gabi ike ivy quinn ian lunwi (idk i dont have many mutuals)
@hilsoner
no. 1 lin-manuel miranda fan 🍉
2 years
how many moots can you name like. off the top of your head
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4 years
If communism is so bad why were we taught “sharing is caring” as kids??
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@elfhiem @vortidel crazy how wrong you are
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10 months
“believing anything else is lying to yourself” bro chill i promise it isnt that serious that people dont enjoy poorly written capeshit that has been deteriorating in quality for the past couple years at a consistent rate
@comicaccuracy
ComicAccuracy
10 months
Once again, you have to stop pretending that this is about the quality of the films for these people. It’s literally just the genre they hate because of what it is. Believing anything else is lying to yourself.
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me n who
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kiwkinz!! (≧∇≦)b
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asked if he wanted 2 hit
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if i wake up and the oscar noms suck, im rewatching aftersun
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8 months
here comes anotha one
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9 months
YIPPEEEE
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9 months
how being a fan of HBO’s Barry feels tonight
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9 months
liking each others letterboxd reviews is flirting btw
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5 months
interesting…
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5 months
dont believe the lies this movie sucks!!!
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@Xenocantshush
𝑿𝒆𝒏𝐨🕊️
1 year
What everyone’s og pfp that only the real og’s will remember ? 🤔
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just watched Martin (1977)
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this is how it feels when a mutual hides ur comment
@Iithosphere
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by wilssch
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10 months
is it wrong to say this monkey reminds me of Wyatt and Fletcher Shears?
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Charles Melton it seems I’ve grown quite fond of you tho there are no sexual urges or desires you come to me as a long lost friend whom I once picked apples with in papa’s orchard
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based gizmo 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸
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@02020hz its letterboxd, idrk why youre acting like everyone needs to have brilliantly long and thought out reviews, you can leave a one sentence line that accurately pinpoints your main criticism, thats a thing thats allowed
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7 months
7 mutuals - resident pbr drinker/bff - yakuza #1 fan - alan wake sympathizer - overwatch player (derogatory) - wonka enjoyer (derogatory) - soulful white boy - cool bird lady
@godhatesghostly
ghostly ♡
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7 mutuals - fun hair color - fun hair color - plays bass and has a fun hair color - quinn - fun hair color - bff with fun hair color - dyed hair
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10 months
this fucking essay has been living in my head rent free all week
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9 months
on a scale of 1-10 how over for me is it if i start journalling?
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@AwestruckVox wasnt it said that the movie was converted into this new season?
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9 months
most played of 2023 👾
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@Memeguel420
Memeguel
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Most played of 2023
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8 months
i fear i kind of get the hype for football now… i was locked in for the last quarter/ot… ist es over für mich?
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9 months
her: you must be cunty leonardo dicaprio if you think we fuckin’ my serving ass:
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10 months
rank my 4 top albums of all time (these change regularly)
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@vortidel
alvor of riverwood
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rank my top 4 albums right now
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fav first watches of january
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gordie by the sea
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fave first watches of january
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7 months
this picture specifically only makes me think of the one “michael cera” instagram post, yk the one
@loafbreadmann
loaf
7 months
what first comes to mind when you see this woman
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5 months
just bought Fallout 2, 3, and New Vegas (again), this obsession is really taking root 💀
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9 months
i hear boygenius and i must hate
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6 months
almost forgot to mention i found Heat ™️ at the thrift store yesterday 😈😈
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5 months
ladies & gentlemen, FOO Fighters!
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9 months
its utah
@nihilists4jesus
beloved science fiction author gnome chompsky
9 months
what exactly is preventing you from moving to Orem, Utah
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11 months
There’s nothing quite like sitting in an understaffed mcdonald’s drive thru for 45 minutes waiting for a singular mcchicken
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6 months
discussing film
@DiscussingFilm
DiscussingFilm
6 months
First person mode will be released for Fortnite later this year.
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@furiosadyke as a not super straight guy, i see the vision and he is attractive, but idk hes not the epitome imo, even tho i love him
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@1tjayy
TJ🛸
9 months
so… feb 14th. How it’s looking for y’all?
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happened to someone i know 😔
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10 months
real cinema incoming
@DiscussingFilm
DiscussingFilm
10 months
First look at Willem Dafoe in Robert Eggers’ ‘NOSFERATU’. Described as a “crazy vampire hunter.” (Source: )
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9 months
fredbear this, ted bear that, when can i get some head (bear)?
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10 months
1917 came out 1917 years ago
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8 months
one thing about me is i will always make time for a movie 😁😁
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5 months
Anime fans It’s important REDLINE beats CIVIL WAR this weekend. Industry analysts have been sharpening their pencils for weeks, ready to write that racing is out. But we know racing is NEVER out. Don’t let them trick execs into taking the gas off Sweet JP. Plus REDLINE rips.
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me when she uses “:3” over text religiously
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10 months
How tall are your parents and what height did they pass on to you? Mom- 5’4” Dad- 6’3” Me: 6’5”
@ogshoshi
sho hoe🐀
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How tall are your parents and what height did they pass on to you? Mom- 5’2” Dad- 6’4” Me: 5’10”
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