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@poppy_sowerby
Poppy Sowerby
3 years
On the way back from the Clapham vigil last night, where women had silently cried in front of rows of police officers, a man made grim kissing gestures at me and my flatmate on the tube and laughed when we looked scared. Everything is connected.
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@poppy_sowerby
Poppy Sowerby
3 years
“Ok. Wtf do we do ?” sorry this is iconic
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@poppy_sowerby
Poppy Sowerby
3 years
just had a girl message me on a tutoring platform offering to pay me triple my fee if I sit an IB exam for her. ngl I’m actually quite vexed that people a) have the cheek to offer this and b) actually accept offers like that. anyway drinks on me
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@poppy_sowerby
Poppy Sowerby
4 years
Just realised that on a job application I had written that I was at Kerrang! magazine when Meatloaf died. It was Lemmy from Motorhead. Meatloaf is still alive. anyway if anyone wants to hire me
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@poppy_sowerby
Poppy Sowerby
4 years
thinking about 2009, the year my twin and I broke into our Christmas presents two months early and secretly played Mario on our DS Lites every night, then had to act surprised on Xmas day when we opened it. we maintained a twelve year pact of silence. trust me at your peril
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@poppy_sowerby
Poppy Sowerby
3 years
In an English GCSE tutoring lesson just now, three kids collectively decided to pretend there was a technical issue by typing error messages onscreen. The ruse was foiled when they couldn’t spell “malfunction” I -
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@poppy_sowerby
Poppy Sowerby
3 years
took my pasta off wayyyyy too early for god’s sake. it’s a hard gnocchi life
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@poppy_sowerby
Poppy Sowerby
4 years
amazing how throughout the Harry Potter franchise Ginny Weasley maintains the facial expression of someone about to have their passport photo taken
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@poppy_sowerby
Poppy Sowerby
6 months
Last month, virtual “gang rapes” took place in the Metaverse. Now will cyberspace and gaming - where social contracts disintegrate - get their reckoning?
@unherd
UnHerd
6 months
‘In a world where players can do almost exactly as they want, why do men keep choosing to rape?’ Video games reveal the darkest fantasies of teenage boys, writes @poppy_sowerby : 👇
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Poppy Sowerby
3 years
“now THAT’s self-love,” thinks the lady behind me on the bus who saw me answer my own Instagram poll
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@poppy_sowerby
Poppy Sowerby
17 days
Smoking, coke, negroni spagliatos: these are carnations, pearls or a tome in an Early Modern portrait. Whether they are truly used by the sitter is beside the point: they simply gesture towards coveted attributes (betrothal, chastity, learnedness) and so function as pure symbols.
@unherd
UnHerd
17 days
‘The cigarette is so irrevocably a cinematic totem — standing in variously for a gun, a penis, a poison, a panacea.’ The Gen Z smoking trend is an empty aesthetic, writes @poppy_sowerby :👇
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@poppy_sowerby
Poppy Sowerby
4 years
Shameless plug for my guest appearance on the lovely @meganekenyon ’s iconic podcast The Cheese Plant! Worth listening to just for the moment when Megan realises she’s drowned her herb garden. 🎧🪴
@meganekenyon
megan kenyon
4 years
In the latest episode of The Cheese Plant I am joined by @poppy_sowerby to discuss this week's (mostly) positive headlines! We discuss the Game Stop saga, unfortunate gardening exploits, and getting dressed up to go and get the vaccine. Do tune in! 😎
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Poppy Sowerby
4 years
instagram feed vs tagged photos
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Poppy Sowerby
3 years
My new neighbour has written us a noise complaint on PWC notepaper, that is all
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@poppy_sowerby
Poppy Sowerby
3 years
It Happened To Me: I just got trapped in one of those cylindrical doors at PureGym
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Poppy Sowerby
4 years
get @beeboileau the credit she deserves! 😤😤 too often student papers get ripped off by nationals - reward journalists for the work they put in!
@bee__atrice
Bee
4 years
The Sun has taken my article () and republished it without giving me any notice or credit! Ironically, I was criticising the over-representation of Gregs compared to women - and they’ve given a Greg all the credit for my work.
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Poppy Sowerby
4 years
“If we can regain our confidence, we will find that we have the power to influence how the future turns out.” Usually #adamcurtis films end in a web of crushing ironies, but this seems different. Sober tweet from me, I’ll go back to my gags now
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Poppy Sowerby
4 years
real girlbosses enter doors sideways. crab walk or don’t come in
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Poppy Sowerby
4 years
UK gov unveiling the three-tiered system today
@BritishBakeOff
British Bake Off
6 years
It’s a cruel, cruel world. Poor Ruby. #GBBO
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3 years
you drove me to this
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Poppy Sowerby
2 months
Right now, Britons are scanning livestreams for suspicious-looking palm trees and offering their Labradors up as detectives. The search for Jay Slater is in its eighth day, but have we all lost our minds? I ask how Conspiracy Brain is upending the bleak banality of human tragedy.
@unherd
UnHerd
2 months
‘The content of these groups is, to say the least, batshit.’ Read @poppy_sowerby on the Miss Marples of middle-aged Facebook: 👇
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Poppy Sowerby
4 years
absolutely convinced that the coders behind the hinge “most compatible” algorithm are just year 7s in ICT
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Poppy Sowerby
3 years
me: what does prudent mean my 9 y/o tutee: idk I guess if u eat loads of prunes
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@poppy_sowerby
Poppy Sowerby
3 years
“Was the Les Mis novel also a musical?” - my now ex boyfriend
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Poppy Sowerby
1 month
Jet2 flight or socially conscious train? All-inclusive or “local delicacies”? We tell ourselves that going on holiday is about escapism, but maybe it’s a rehearsal of all our most firmly held snobberies. Not at all related to having had to cancel a holiday this week. 😔
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UnHerd
1 month
On holiday, everything is political: travel is shot through with the anxieties of class. @poppy_sowerby defends the Brit Abroad: 👇
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Poppy Sowerby
3 years
nothing brings out the nastier sides of my character than competing with other girls who look vaguely like me for slightly crap New Look miniskirts in charity shops. move bitch
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Poppy Sowerby
3 years
Somewhere in the world is a massive factory exclusively filled with these “argyle print” v-neck sets, which are not only available on every single fast fashion website there is, but also in my own bloody wardrobe. The only thing woollen about this fit is me, because I’m a SHEEP
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Poppy Sowerby
4 years
2021 goal: to have the insight, poise and certainty of a royal correspondent on a Channel 5 documentary called “Kate: We Went Through Her Bins”
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Poppy Sowerby
3 years
Great reporting by @soph_husk !!
@soph_husk
Sophie Huskisson
3 years
Concern about the impact of transplant staff being diverted to Covid efforts in Ireland, as the country falls in its EU ranking for organ donation One patient, who was first put on the waiting list for a kidney transplant 2 years ago, has been told she could wait another 5 years
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Poppy Sowerby
4 years
branching out with my local journalism 🥴🥴🥴🥴
@islingtonnow
Islington Now
4 years
Extinction Rebellion leaves, Save The Trees occupies Dixon Clark Court - @poppy_sowerby tells you why
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Poppy Sowerby
3 years
I had to read this so now you do too
@CasualUK_
Casual UK
3 years
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Poppy Sowerby
3 years
the woman behind me on the bus who’s watching an instructional video on bongo playing on MAX VOLUME WITHOUT HEADPHONES woke up and chose violence
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Poppy Sowerby
4 years
me and the gals queueing outside Brandy Melville in 2013
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Poppy Sowerby
3 years
To the man living downstairs ✍️ : why are you so bloody loud you said you lived alone and I can always hear shouting. (not) allowed shut the fuck up
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Poppy Sowerby
4 years
at 7:10pm the cardboard set collapses, enter Claudia and Tess stage right as a glitter ball descends. Tonight Boris is doing the cha-cha with Anton du Beke,
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Poppy Sowerby
3 years
sign sign sign!! it takes ten seconds and just IMAGINE if the government *did something* about sexual violence and we didn’t just accept r*pe culture as part of the reality of being a woman. <3
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Poppy Sowerby
3 years
Sorry but “foot asylum” has to be the worst shoe shop name out there
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Poppy Sowerby
4 years
what I yell every morning when awoken by a pigeon
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
4 years
PRESIDENTIAL HARASSMENT!
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Poppy Sowerby
4 years
sick in my mouth.. Garamond close your ears </3
@JoannaMLonergan
Joanna Lonergan
4 years
HARSH WRITING ADVICE: 12pt Times New Roman >>>>>>
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@poppy_sowerby
Poppy Sowerby
1 month
you know who you are
@unherd
UnHerd
1 month
‘I know of a few insufferable “witches” — inevitably girls with tarot tattoos and ketamine habits — who appropriate a chic new brand of paganism.’ The astrology addicts are an irritating cliché, writes @poppy_sowerby : 👇
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Poppy Sowerby
4 years
saying “in THIS heat?” with a look of mild offence is an acceptable reply to any statement, and I will not stop
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@poppy_sowerby
Poppy Sowerby
4 months
get outta my bog
@unherd
UnHerd
4 months
‘Modern dating culture is a bog haunted by ideological ghouls.’ @poppy_sowerby asks: has politicising our sex lives made anything any better? 👇
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Poppy Sowerby
4 years
BBC One segment on Storm Christophe: “it’s a real smörgåsbord of weather, none of it too tasty mind you”. mmm
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Poppy Sowerby
3 years
@JamesFlanderss @JoannaMLonergan not to pile on here but I do think it’s a bit sly to be quibbling with this particular thing in the context of the immense grief and shock happening rn
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Poppy Sowerby
3 years
looking to speak to #Islington individuals or groups trying to make the streets safer for women! pls dm me, would love to chat for an article :)
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Poppy Sowerby
4 years
I’m moving to London in two weeks which means sadly Elizabeth II has to go. only room for one kween in this town amirite haha high five me bro
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Poppy Sowerby
4 years
I’m worried that when I finally see my friends again it’ll be like that episode of Sex and the City where a pregnant woman tries to do a striptease at a party to relive her youth and is sent back to Connecticut in a taxi
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@poppy_sowerby
Poppy Sowerby
4 years
are you paying rent on a flat/house that’s empty because you went home over Xmas and couldn’t come back? considering a rent strike/struggling to pay? dm me #journorequest :)
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@poppy_sowerby
Poppy Sowerby
4 years
genuinely horrified that almost a year ago we were all on Houseparty
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@poppy_sowerby
Poppy Sowerby
2 years
Go and see it for god’s sake!!!
@productionsasif
As If
2 years
So thrilled with this brilliant brilliant review in TheatreReviews by @poppy_sowerby . "The only downside was being subjected to the belly laughs of an entire, uplifted, room."
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Poppy Sowerby
3 years
@JamesFlanderss @JoannaMLonergan yes but everyday harassment is very much a symptom and keystone of rape culture; trying to dismiss that, from the perspective of every woman I know who’s dealt with this, seems a bit wet. just my thoughts 💭
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Poppy Sowerby
3 years
thought for the day: why do characters in teen movies have to wear thick eyeliner and waistcoats to “rock concerts”? and side fringes?? and VO5!? like it’s not how they normally dress but they dress like that for the occasion???
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@poppy_sowerby
Poppy Sowerby
2 months
Why women love monsters - namely, sexy minotaurs. Thank god someone’s doing the work!
@unherd
UnHerd
2 months
‘These “men” can probe you, tear you open, batter you about — but never chastise, patronise or lead you on.’ Is this what women really want? Read @poppy_sowerby on monster smut: 👇
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Poppy Sowerby
4 years
wearing coal-tar, engine-oil, beer-stain body wash just to feel something: I smell like praxis
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Poppy Sowerby
3 years
found an old business card for a ‘holistic hairdresser’ in a secondhand book and I have questions.. like, “a short back and sides and a palm reading pls Alison thanks”
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@poppy_sowerby
Poppy Sowerby
1 year
my jaw is on the floor
@KatieMorley_
Katie Morley
1 year
Hands up if you like a PLOT TWIST 🙌🏻 This week’s KMI column is one of the most shocking for a while… @Telegraph
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@poppy_sowerby
Poppy Sowerby
2 years
just read it okay
@sarahsjahan
sarah haque
2 years
In what is my favourite piece I’ve ever written, I wrote an essay about all-girls schools, their feral warmth and chaos, and growing up as good little misogynists for ⁦ @The_Fence_Mag
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Poppy Sowerby
3 years
@JamesFlanderss @JoannaMLonergan well.. piss on our flames by all means but we’re gonna keep em burnin I’m afraid 🔥
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3 years
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3 years
@nationalrailenq @GWRHelp I’m stuck with two mortal enemies on a train from Reading, any news on when Paddington will reopen? Cannot express how much I want to escape these people thotz and prayers 🙏 @jessepengting @womacckk
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@poppy_sowerby
Poppy Sowerby
4 years
@sabrinasfm1 u can always say “beep beep” and hang up if it goes wrong!! 🥸
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@poppy_sowerby
Poppy Sowerby
4 years
“The Worst Guy loves #culture not for its artistic merit, but for its ability to affirm his own masculinity”... the way this hits I-
@pollysmythe
Polly Smythe
4 years
i wrote for @VICEUK about what our obsession with spotting dating 'red flags' can tell us about desire and post-MeToo-feminism
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@poppy_sowerby
Poppy Sowerby
3 years
Do you think Gen Z is more nostalgic than the generations before it? (In terms of fashion, music, film etc) Has the chaos of modernity driven teens to imagine happier pasts? Also *please* feel free to dm me with any more thoughts on this, so I can pick ya brains! #JournoRequest
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@poppy_sowerby
Poppy Sowerby
2 years
@meganekenyon lmao patronising as fuck
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Poppy Sowerby
3 years
@Simmons__ scotlaaaaand
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3 years
@sabrinasfm1 holding you to this 4eva now
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3 years
@lhendersonchild national pride Laura
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@poppy_sowerby
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@helanah_ @AvantiWestCoast thoughts and prayers
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@poppy_sowerby
Poppy Sowerby
3 years
seeking a pro-Scottish independence interviewee for a casual chatty podcast. slide in to my dms/pls rt! X
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@poppy_sowerby
Poppy Sowerby
4 years
@jeevanravindran @bbcasiannetwork woweee this is sick! congrats ✨✨
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@poppy_sowerby
Poppy Sowerby
3 years
@Simmons__ SCOTLANDDDD
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@poppy_sowerby
Poppy Sowerby
3 years
@soph_husk Woooo back in Angleterre 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨
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@poppy_sowerby
Poppy Sowerby
4 years
@TheIslington Hi! I'm a freelance journalist covering Canonbury - drop me a message if you'd like to chat about this! cheers
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@poppy_sowerby
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@leoni_pepperoni 🥂🥂🥂🥳🥳🥳
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@poppy_sowerby
Poppy Sowerby
4 years
@meganekenyon a true miracle
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@poppy_sowerby
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3 years
@taracobham omg well done taz!!!
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@poppy_sowerby
Poppy Sowerby
2 years
@BovillJulian is this a joke
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@poppy_sowerby
Poppy Sowerby
2 years
@soph_husk @richardaeden karma chameleon babyyyy 🦎
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@poppy_sowerby
Poppy Sowerby
4 years
@BanDrooks wooo congrats! 👻
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@poppy_sowerby
Poppy Sowerby
3 years
@meganekenyon fire tweet
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@poppy_sowerby
Poppy Sowerby
2 years
@meganekenyon @lgcplus well done megatron!! 🔥🔥
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@poppy_sowerby
Poppy Sowerby
3 years
@hansarg 🥺🥺
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@poppy_sowerby
Poppy Sowerby
6 months
@womacckk my most loyal fan 😘
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Poppy Sowerby
6 months
@soph_husk finally, some clear messaging
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Poppy Sowerby
4 years
@soph_husk this is so brave and beautiful, sending lots of love xxx
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Poppy Sowerby
3 years
@lhendersonchild I take that back, pure unadulterated hubris
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4 months
@katrosenfield wow thanks!
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3 years
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Poppy Sowerby
3 years
@cescagath oh u mean GSPIJ
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@poppy_sowerby
Poppy Sowerby
4 years
*this*! ⁦⁦ @chanajoffewalt ⁩ on how the New York Board of Education has de facto resisted desegregating its schools since the fifties. Excellent on the cycle of white guilt, empty action and passivity.
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@poppy_sowerby
Poppy Sowerby
3 years
@emikyreed woweee that’s sick well done!!
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