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mmnjug™

@mmnjug

7 years

So much sense from Ezekiel Mutua, so much sense.

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4 months

Facts Only...

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There are decades when nothing happens, then there are weeks when decades happen... Kenya in June, July 2024.

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3 years

#Tbt 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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3 months

Next should be abolishing private insurance for State Officers... Watumie NHIF exclusivelyat public hospitals, take their kids to public schools...if they want private health insurance and schools, they should use their own salaries...not taxpayers'.

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3 months

Incoming CSs will see fire 🔥 It's no longer business as usual. Wakivet, tunavet...

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2 years

Nini huwa inawasumbua? 😂😂😂😂

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1 month

Mwalimu Dida...

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2 years

Y'all recall this tweet? 😂😂😂😂

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3 years

The Office of the Girlfriend 😂

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Lakini... 😂😂😂😂 What's with Kenyans?

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3 years

How about that...

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3 years

Ouch... 😂😂😂😂

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3 years

😂😂😂😂

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3 years

Hamjali? 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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3 years

These streets are brutal.. WTH 😂😂😂

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3 months

All the next CSs should be driven in the VW Passats, follow traffic rules and they should have their phone numbers in public ndio tukuwe tunawasalimia wasisahau kazi yao...

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3 years

Some nasty truth being served...

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Ni kama imekuwa mazematics...

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1 month

If you want to know what corruption is, just go through Kenya Pipeline contracts with a company called Zakhem Construction Kenya...

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Hello Kenya Pipeline Corporation. ITS MORARA AGAIN. Kindly but urgently explain to me how we are still paying billions including USD 25Million last month for a pipeline that ended 2018. How much have we paid over and above the original contract sum and why.

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3 years

Huku raiya huwa haijali...

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Aaaah 🤣🤣🤣🤣 how about that.

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3 months

Mobilising these people at no cost will give politicians sleepless nights....

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3 months

Thousands of youth throng Uhuru Park for the memorial concert of victims killed by police during anti-government protests

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3 years

Let us pray...

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3 years

It's a wild country...

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2 years

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3 years

Nigerians do not believe that power can go uninterrupted in Kenya for more than 24hrs and that no one has generators....

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3 months

If only the first SCOK had enforced Chapter 6 of the Katiba 2010, and ensured that UhuRuto didn't run in 2013 due to the ICC cases, we wouldn't be here..

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3 years

These streets are rough...

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2 years

I don't know what happened here but.... wueeh!

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2 years

A cruise ship docks in Mombasa and they call it a tourism boom, forgetting the Kenyans who have trooped to the region this holiday fully booking hotels, AirBnBs, SGR, flights and buses..... But wazungu ndio tourism...

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9 months

On this day years ago...

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4 years

Y'all recall this fiasco? 😂😂😂😂😂

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5 years

Plesident Kingston 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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3 years

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Ruto is quietly reshaping his administration, consolidating power as he distances himself from old allies that defined his leadership more than three months ago.

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2 years

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4 months

Uganda's Daily Monitor 😂😂😂😂

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3 years

WTH 😂😂😂😂😂

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3 years

The first time Kimiti Wanjaria made headlines was in 2013 when Forbes ranked him among the Top 30 Under 30 entrepreneurs in Africa over a multimillion-shilling property investment in Kiambu that was being developed by a company in which he owned shares. - @NationAfrica

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3 months

After we're done with Ruto, we should deal with the Independent Power Producers IPPs and force a renegotiation of those deals done by kina Sam Gichuru ages ago... We are fixing this country one sector at a time...

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They never thought this would happen leave alone factored it in their plans...

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3 years

Mumeamua kaende kaende... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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3 years

After close to 10yrs of having Women Reps in parliament, can we audit what they've achieved so far, especially in regards to gender issues.

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2 years

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He wasn't ready...

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3 years

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Nini inawasumbua btw? 😂😂😂😂

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4 years

Pilot @Jemimah_Auntie pale airport after airspace within Kenyan territory kufunguliwa 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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2 years

Alas... 😂 IG KenyanDictionary

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3 years

Wilding...

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2 years

Ouch 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Missing anti-Ruto protester Dancun Onsongo found dead at City Mortuary

Missing anti-Ruto protester Dancun Onsongo found cold and lifeless at City Mortuary

Dancun Onsongo went missing after joining anti-Ruto demos in Mlolongo, Machakos County.

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5 years

I keep saying that the wilding pale fcbk is on another level 😂😂😂

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2 years

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3 months

The next lot of MPigs shouldn't have car loans, sitting allowances, car grants, salary should be cut by 50%, no private health insurance apart from NHIF, pension should be by NSSF only, foreign travel per diem should be down 80% and they should pay 40% of airfare from pocket.

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3 years

John White reporting from Nairobi, Kenya.

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These streets...

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Aaaah 😂😂😂😂

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3 years

Facts 💯

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3 years

Nigerian kidnappers outplayed by a man who paid them the ransom they wanted of 5M Naira using fake notes which they only realised when it was too late. 😂😂😂😂😂

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Na huyu @Crazy_Nairobian hajapewa HSC? 😂😂😂😂

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4 years

Mistari ya @EuniceMamito 🤣🤣🤣🤣.

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WTH 😂😂😂😂

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Mnapiga refugee bila huruma 😂😂😂😂

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3 years

These streets are brutal...

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2 years

One year+ is a very long time in politics... 😂😂😂😂

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4 villagers chase a cheetah that was eating their goats for 6.4km, captured it and delivered it to @kwskenya because what is badassery and nongiveafuckery!

Kenyans chase down and catch goat-killing cheetahs

Four villagers in north-eastern Kenya chase down and capture alive two cheetahs which were killing their goats.

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3 years

Yes...

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Mama Plesdent Kingston anasumbuliwa na kaBen 10.... 😂😂😂😂😂 via @BrendahJons

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3 years

Hamjali? 😂

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But why? 😂😂😂😂😂

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Watching @amerix numbers keenly....

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Marsabit residents have no more fucks to give.... 😂😂

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5 years

I was alive when US was receiving medical aid. What a time to be alive.

Jack Ma

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The first shipment of masks and coronavirus test kits to the US is taking off from Shanghai. All the best to our friends in America. 🙏

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3 years

Aaaah... 😂

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5 years

Who amongst yourselves has done this now? 😂😂😂😂

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Hakuna kitu husumbua watu huku kama @ombachi13 na mtoto wake.... 😂😂😂😂

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Emotions aside, Sossion is actually making sense.

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Then Plesident Kingston's sister Njeri came home at 11pm and Mama Kingston was ready for her... via @BrendahJons 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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The founder of @K24Tv has opened up on how she lost the media house due to a loan she took from CBA Bank (now @NCBABankKenya ), in what will answer numerous past online articles speculating on the matter. - @NationAfrica

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High Court judge Justice Abigail Mshila has ruled that financial lender cannot go for a loan guarantor after auctioning assets of the principal borrower and failling to recover the outstanding debt. - @nationafrica

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Nairobians, and specifically, Starehe peeps... this is all on you.... Wakanda nonsense is this wallahi? 😂😂😂

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3 years

Issa SCAM...

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Nini huwa inawasumbua?

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3 years

Most important thing as we head to 2022....

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Can you keep up with @EliudKipchoge ? This should be in Kenya...... Sigh!

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Naisula Lesuuda amewauon...

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208. Hon. Jackson Lekumontare - YES 209. Hon. Dominic Letipita - YES 210. Hon. Naisula Lesuuda - NO 211. Hon. James Nyikal - NO 212. Hon. Fredrick Lusuli - YES 214. Hon. Christine Ombaka - NO 215. Hon. Peter Lochakapong - YES 216. Hon. Kipsang Kemei - YES #BungeLiveNA

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The family of former President Daniel arap Moi, who ruled Kenya for 24 years, and sugar baron Jaswant Rai, have been ordered to compensate a widow over Sh2B for a 53-acre land grabbed in 1983. - @NationAfrica

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Leo kameenda Juja 😂😂😂😂

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He wasn't ready...

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Nimeona mnauziwa land ingine in Malindi a place called Matolani... Once again, a reminder WITHOUT PREJUDICE: Kindly have a lawyer conduct due diligence on these pieces of land mnauziwa huku...otherwise, it will be premium tears!!

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