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@pmowmow
jared
2 months
@IwriteOK I'd like to think when Andy saw this he slammed his fists into his desk angrily and hissed "I'll get you yet, evans!" Like a cartoon bad guy
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@pmowmow
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5 years
@TruthyNessMan @Cernovich Same, I work in an industry where I hear people's small talk greetings constantly, no change. It's almost like mike cernovich followers have no problem just making things up...hmm..weird
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@pmowmow
jared
3 years
@UberFacts Especially if you had no alibi
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2 months
@jakebrodes He has never been more relatable
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@pmowmow
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5 years
@Johnny_Joey @Cernovich Yeah, forcing other people's religious beliefs on people is the definition of justice, brilliant
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2 months
@Variety I love the subtle shade of putting grown men in quotes, well played variety
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3 years
@isabellarileyus You're just upset she only needs a fraction of the makeup you do
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2 months
@astrosbatgirl The main point being made by most of these guys upset in the replies being " No!!! Your too ugly to rape" is pretty telling...
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5 years
@NickJFuentes Will there be free donuts and coffee for all the parents waiting in the lobby?
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@pmowmow
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3 years
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2 years
@LizWillis_ Imagine the smell of that place...
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3 months
@SohiubN @BriannaWu I'm sure she'll respond to this correction in good faith!! 👍
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@pmowmow
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4 years
@metalinjection Guns N' Moses
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@pmowmow
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3 years
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@pmowmow
jared
3 months
@TexasBarb6 @StopAntisemites @HeschelSchool You're not safe because these people wear a scarf you don't like?
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@pmowmow
jared
5 years
@ZonePhysics Nice, take us to your DEALER!
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@pmowmow
jared
3 years
@sovietvisuals That's why it's called CARpet
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@pmowmow
jared
4 years
@pixelatedboat @LucyXIV One time in elementary school a kid brought that song in for show and tell and we all just sat there and listened to the entire thing
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@pmowmow
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3 years
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3 months
@blakejones19999 @isaiah_bb Not really. Don't get the vaccine, plenty of other people who need that lung too
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@pmowmow
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4 years
@TechAmazing Yeah they're my friends, they tell me things
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3 years
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@pmowmow
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2 months
@JohnWakefieId I knew some kids who started home schooling when I was a kid, and I asked them what kinds of things they learn about and they said "whatever we want" and I asked what specifically and one said " you know, tanks and monster trucks and shit"
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@pmowmow
jared
5 years
@rgay Someone said stuff I don't like online, proud of my restraint to not harass them on a plane!
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@pmowmow
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3 months
@BriannaWu OBVIOUSLY he's talking about NUMBER of people. OBVIOUSLY. What happened to wanting to engage in good faith about this stuff?
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@pmowmow
jared
5 years
@IronLeagueThug @Johnny_Joey @Cernovich I can see how if a bunch of sociopaths are sitting around together how this might in some universe qualify as a clever tweet
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@pmowmow
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4 years
@Captain2396 @Jeopardy gained me as a viewer! arrogant ken rocks!
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@pmowmow
jared
3 months
@elicalebon No, it's just because zionists will harass them and try to get them fired and stuff
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@pmowmow
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4 years
@UberFacts the people littering them are the real butts
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@pmowmow
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5 years
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@pmowmow
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4 years
@VroigNeader @portlandmercury your going to go start murdering people, that'll work out well for you
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@pmowmow
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2 months
@MrTooDamnChris He got your ass
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@pmowmow
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4 months
@lowbrains @esjesjesj It's not a fantasy if it's true? Do you feed women to bears?
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@pmowmow
jared
3 years
@TraderMcCoy @itmeMattD @kenklippenstein He's brilliantly funny. Maybe you're just dumb perhaps?
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@pmowmow
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1 year
@Fudgewilde @Morbidful Very bizarre take
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@pmowmow
jared
3 months
@chiweethedog @Rusty_01_91 What a bizarre reply
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@pmowmow
jared
1 month
@rainycin @Adrenochrome79 @CaptainBarkov @Drewzillla @spectatorindex Lol, for a second I actually read this as "You're never gonna believe this"!
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@pmowmow
jared
2 years
@michaelmalice I love how we can reach across the aisle to rip on Andrew Yang
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@pmowmow
jared
5 years
@ReturnethN @NickJFuentes Kek, they took my joke...and made a joke out of it! These people are unstoppable
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@pmowmow
jared
1 month
@JosephPolitano I don't know, this guy was in charge of the DeSantis campaign, he's clearly some kind of political strategy mastermind
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5 years
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jared
5 years
@AFPceleb @AFP as a lifelong sonic fan, i'm glad they were able to fit my all time favourite sonic character, human policeman, into the movie
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@pmowmow
jared
3 months
@briebriejoy Also who cares how big the eye roll was, it was a correct thing to roll your eyes at, should have rolled harder
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jared
3 months
@MarcoCorrosion I actually agree with some of the other replies here, Grummz
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@pmowmow
jared
4 years
@FINALLEVEL It's unfortunately ALOT of maga folks, they're completely delusional. They would rather completely divorce from reality than admit their cult leader was wrong about something, it's almost sad
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@pmowmow
jared
4 years
@RespectableLaw @jackallisonLOL You already told us about the gay stuff
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@pmowmow
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2 years
@UberFacts Finnish...the whole bottle!
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@pmowmow
jared
4 years
@RisaStacy3 @historylvrsclub That's not how love works
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@pmowmow
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1 month
@WeedMubarak Oh wow. Have all the canceled meetings finally caught up with him?
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@pmowmow
jared
2 months
@PostLeftWatch He reminds me of no make-up Krusty the clown
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@pmowmow
jared
4 years
@chwparker @lucian1367 @RealCandaceO Anyone agreeing with candace about anything probably is a sociopath
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jared
3 months
@SilvermanJacob This guy is going to start looking like data in the later star trek movies where he has clearly aged a bunch so they just coated him in thicker white stuff
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@pmowmow
jared
5 years
@fart @runolgarun Lol, there's a clip of Sanders from 1977 where he clearly states no homo, they're desperate
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jared
5 years
@charlene519 @adalrifai I second sideways stories!
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@pmowmow
jared
1 year
@djangofent @PhotographNFT @Imposter_Edits Ultra rare double blue check nft bro W's
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@pmowmow
jared
5 years
@SemanaDeTiburon @thedavidcrosby Please Cros, no. Pete is awful
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@pmowmow
jared
2 months
@MikeDrucker In tears, cutting up my "toys r us kids" membership card seeing this
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3 years
@JesseKellyDC So...good? Much better? Agreed
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jared
3 months
@LordAslanThe2nd Booger alert
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jared
2 years
@atRachelGilmore I think we can take him at his word about the "I don't touch women" part
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@pmowmow
jared
5 years
@McJesse Jared from subway did us Jaredfolk pretty dirty
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@pmowmow
jared
4 years
@FromKalen just walking my kid in a stroller while wearing a burger king crown at the r. kelly march, don't mind me
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@pmowmow
jared
4 years
@WarrenPath @VroigNeader @portlandmercury Okay, so you shoot and kill someone and go to jail and it just pisses everyone off even more, that's the plan? I know you folks really wanna kill people, but cmon
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jared
2 years
@carsonkrow @ryanchapline Well i'm yes, and it makes no sense.
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@pmowmow
jared
4 years
@ArtifactsHub right on, they look cool and pretty hot, hope that hair lights up
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jared
5 years
@battedball @Aestro @stoolpresidente @barry You have the same views as pinhead from hellraiser, cool
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jared
2 months
@denisrtlb @MaloyStrickland @TylerJodi4 An inspiration? Relax, I'm sure you guys will all get your chance to be left by your wives sooner or later
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@pmowmow
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3 months
@SWshotbyshot That's a good shot
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@pmowmow
jared
4 years
@tnaggregator @Breaking911 uh, thanks! tell your conservative friends not to vote anymore either since it's all a friggin scam!
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@pmowmow
jared
2 years
@TheGunzShow Not that impressive, alot of umps having been doing this for years 🙌
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@pmowmow
jared
5 years
@holidiver2 @ViridiantVeil @drmistercody Dead troops get to ride the jesus rocket to heaven
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@pmowmow
jared
3 months
@backslide @elicalebon Yes, literally every single one
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@pmowmow
jared
2 years
@ezralevant @MarinSanna They have babysitters over there too
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@pmowmow
jared
1 year
@wweek Of course they should be allowed to vote
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@pmowmow
jared
3 months
@tamars It looks like a Oct 7th theme Halloween haunted house. I wonder if there are hamas members who jump out at you from the walls
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3 years
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5 years
@nutted_by @EricRWeinstein @annakhachiyan Wow! When you put it like that...
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@pmowmow
jared
3 months
@VolgareT @BreadMolasses @SwipeWright So you think its normal mature adult behavior collecting a large sum of money for a CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL, and then cancelling it when someone won't debate you, someone who NEVER agreed to the premise in any way, and that it somehow reflects poorly on THEM? You people suck
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@pmowmow
jared
5 years
@Kinkytakes @JasonWhitely @BrandyLJensen For real, it's stand YOUR ground, she was standing his ground, what's the problem
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jared
3 years
@jessehawken Sure is a novel idea to hire talented cast members and let THEM be in the sketches
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@pmowmow
jared
5 years
@EvanstonPrint @rgay good point, having political views on a free online message board and harassing someone on a plane are the same thing, glad you took the time to contribute
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@pmowmow
jared
4 years
@backJramhall @VaushV this right here, the amount of "we should go protest in the streets now!" go ahead, nothing is stopping you, lol
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jared
3 years
@chrissaccoccia1 Good God, you're such a loser. Cringe personified
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@pmowmow
jared
5 years
@Carrion_Crawl Sure, why not, welcome in, juggalos
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@pmowmow
jared
1 year
@ASFleischman Look like a truck all you want Optimus, you're still a robot guy, we can always tell!
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jared
1 year
@CatsOfYore Postmeowtem
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jared
2 years
@IAmMarkManson This settles it, I'm going permanent Dracula mode
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jared
2 months
@STC_BTC @rafaelshimunov @leekern13 That guy seems like he's going to crack soon, he does not seem well
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@pmowmow
jared
5 years
@FordFischer @zdroberts @TwitterDC @verified @FordFischer actually provides a valuable service, with unique footage that helps everyone get a better perspective on current events, give him a damn checkmark!! #verifyford
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@pmowmow
jared
3 years
@Bodegacats_ Samewl Adams
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