"Alcoholic beverages made with milk and sugar may be consumed in excess, provided the drink is accompanied by enriched Wonderbread"
Dr. Richard Wallows (2001)
you can get an apartment in Cabarete, Dominican Republic for $180/mo to surf and kiteboard every day but you'd rather idealize living in a Costa Rican mansion like your favorite influencer and never do anything
my e wife broke up with me because she heard me laughing at foodacris and curt calling each other bad words in the skeeters mom got railed twitter space
@telmudic
"uhhh yeah there's an upper decker witching candle here testing the stimulant abuse line, looking for an entry at $69, watch out for the assfucked cat bounce"
get real
I spilled tomato basil soup all over myself watching Cars 2 on the plane & a Hegelian egirl shouted "this yearncel eating tomato basil soup!" & everyone laughed.
First Time Tomato Basil Soup Experience - Intense Flavor Journey
T+0:00 - Decided to try tomato basil soup after hearing about its potent effects from friends. Feeling nervous but excited.
T+0:05 - Opened the can. The aroma hit me immediately. Feeling a slight anticipation in
"Have you been to the new place? It's really cool. It's a private-equity owned sports bar and restaurant with a minimalist interior, big screens everywhere, and a plan to add a live betting tie-in in the near-to-medium future."
It's really crazy how there are about 500 undersea cables, a few server buildings, and 8 *****POINTE terminals which, if taken out, would cripple global internet infra and probably end mass psychosis overnight
In the overwhelming majority of middle class couples with children, the woman has voluntarily undergone a more physically demanding and dangerous experience via childbirth than the man ever will in his life.
@techceopepe
"It's walking distance from my no-phone-calls-allowed coworking space, a gym with no freeweights, and a new [Generic Ethnic Food] joint optimized from the top down for consistency and service speed!