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p.k.

@pkrtvrns

2 months

if you read this as a young kiddo you're probably cool

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@pkrtvrns

2 months

turns out you can just do shit you read about

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I'm riding motorcycles you can afford in places that are easily accessible

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@printgod_ you know ball

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Good morning wage slaves let's get after it

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how I'm pulling up to the Foodacris rizz party

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@6duker9 Nice slippers fairy 👍

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@KnoxEndemic no one tell her we push buttons a couple hours a day

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you could say I'm a gourmet chef but I'd rather stay humble and call myself a cook

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young shot caller, hit placer, bad bitch taker, AK slangin' ass gangster

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"Alcoholic beverages made with milk and sugar may be consumed in excess, provided the drink is accompanied by enriched Wonderbread" Dr. Richard Wallows (2001)

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You like that shit white boy?

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I could do the funniest thing ever right now

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The British are coming the British are coming

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you can get an apartment in Cabarete, Dominican Republic for $180/mo to surf and kiteboard every day but you'd rather idealize living in a Costa Rican mansion like your favorite influencer and never do anything

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If you loved me you'd lactate tomato basil soup

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you like that shit white boy?

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thinking about brining back PK book reviews

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my e wife broke up with me because she heard me laughing at foodacris and curt calling each other bad words in the skeeters mom got railed twitter space

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surrounded by beauty, for one moment my soul ceased to yearn then I pulled out my phone to take a picture

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anchors: down hoes: unpimped

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(Foodacris voice) I mean come on man, come on

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when a Hegelian bitch starts talking about yearning

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@telmudic "uhhh yeah there's an upper decker witching candle here testing the stimulant abuse line, looking for an entry at $69, watch out for the assfucked cat bounce" get real

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check out my updated book collection!

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@pkrtvrns

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maybe a newsom presidency wouldn't be so bad if she was on tv a lot

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Iconic Moments in American Politics: Newsom's wife delivering an inauguration address in full Spanglish

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I can only imagine the look on the libs faces knowing I'm getting aquatic like this, good thing I can't see them from here!

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The modern day trophy wife is a lowbie egirl who's never heard of Hegel

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I am 10x more attractive to women as an unemployed homeless bum with no car versus well paid tech employee w/ bachelor pad and lexus wat mean

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ex tinder match to bitch server at my table pipeline

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Can you believe the libs let me yearn here on a Tuesday? Are they stupid?

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@deleuzesionaI I thought she was dead

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I'm driving tractors you can't start at buildings you're too afraid to approach

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die wench

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GET THE TOMATO BASIL SOUP! I WILL NOT DIE HUNGRY!

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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy

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Sent some regrettable telecommunications messages last night

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I'm riding bikes you can't fix on roads you can't find

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I eated seven Modelo foil toppers tonight

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hi my name is PK i like light beer and beating women

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Yelled at some yankees to get this play, thanks

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Ate too much tomato basil soup now I have really bad sperm cramps :(

Photogenic Memory

@PhotogenicMem

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Sperm cramps are hurting really bad tonight :(

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@pkrtvrns

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I'm one heartbreak away from signing my life away to the military for 12 years.... WAR

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what the fuck

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imagine carrying your fishing rod around in a tube like a queer 😂😂😂 cc: Woolie

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I'm going defcon 5 on NYC finance accounts you people suck

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grow up dude holy shit

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I spilled tomato basil soup all over myself watching Cars 2 on the plane & a Hegelian egirl shouted "this yearncel eating tomato basil soup!" & everyone laughed.

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First Time Tomato Basil Soup Experience - Intense Flavor Journey T+0:00 - Decided to try tomato basil soup after hearing about its potent effects from friends. Feeling nervous but excited. T+0:05 - Opened the can. The aroma hit me immediately. Feeling a slight anticipation in

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if you have gummy vitamins of any kind in the bathroom just know I'm sampling them like fine cheeses and eating handfuls of the ones I really like

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Every time I open this website and there's no notification icon I hit my wife

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"Have you been to the new place? It's really cool. It's a private-equity owned sports bar and restaurant with a minimalist interior, big screens everywhere, and a plan to add a live betting tie-in in the near-to-medium future."

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@SouthernNdFat every time I get a water I chuck the bottom half at an ugly person

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"when did you learn to fly a helicopter?" "last night" "oh..."

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telling my kids this was Machiavelli

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I am NEVER stopping for a COP again

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this will do

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Bent a friggin shaft on the ship last night really friggin pissed off was supposed to take 10 supermodels out on the ship friggin pissed off

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Snake

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wow look at me I'm so risk tolerant and lindyzoner core

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zoomer intimacy bases 1) raw sex 2) sleeping under same roof 3) hand holding 4) seen in public together

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Good hound

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Me and wife looking at the truck I just sank at the boat ramp

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BAD day to be a light beer

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my politics are burning down every apartment building not occupied by full time workers

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You can't top this list, sorry!

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Did you know?

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they should tell you in rich people school that boat hoes are high maintenance

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routine maintenance of complex systems

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don't judge me

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I lived bitch

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Friggin maneuvering the TW200 around in the rain friggin racked to the gills say a prayer for young peekers

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how it feels to yearn

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How it feels to yearn

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can i please borrow 50 racks 🥹

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@supahotYTboy I really want to hate these but they're really funny

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In the airport getting piss drunk and hitting on everyone remotely my age because LindyMan said it was the new Third Place

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It's really crazy how there are about 500 undersea cables, a few server buildings, and 8 *****POINTE terminals which, if taken out, would cripple global internet infra and probably end mass psychosis overnight

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I have decided tech is stupid and I will be going to war

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Do we think the n word is in here?

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can't relate

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In the overwhelming majority of middle class couples with children, the woman has voluntarily undergone a more physically demanding and dangerous experience via childbirth than the man ever will in his life.

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lots of self described "warrior-poets" who have never killed a man

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Violent sexy car. The most thrilling thing about it while staying within the confines of the law is attention from hot moms

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@techceopepe "It's walking distance from my no-phone-calls-allowed coworking space, a gym with no freeweights, and a new [Generic Ethnic Food] joint optimized from the top down for consistency and service speed!

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Remember watching this on school computers and being yelled at by shitlib civics teacher