Ernest @earnestyearncel Twitter profile

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Ernest

@earnestyearncel

12 days

Accept my fuck. Respect my fuck.

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Ernest

@earnestyearncel

2 months

@qvxstu You have less than one year

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@earnestyearncel

28 days

@doordashedcigs

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@earnestyearncel

3 months

@guywhoiswoke A lot of that has to do with writing in this movie although I do love the apes reboots.

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@earnestyearncel

18 days

Donald Keene (translator) on the final months of Yukio Mishima

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Ernest

@earnestyearncel

4 months

What a thoughtless and idiotic thing to say in an introduction of a book that will outlive and outshine anything this woman ever produces lol.

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Ernest

@earnestyearncel

4 months

Here is @JezewskaJ talking about BAP on an leftist NYU panel. Her hatred and fear of men like @bronzeagemantis or Jünger is evident and likely the reason she was chosen to write said introduction.

Ernest

@earnestyearncel

4 months

What a thoughtless and idiotic thing to say in an introduction of a book that will outlive and outshine anything this woman ever produces lol.

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Ernest

@earnestyearncel

16 days

“We put birth control in the water supply” “I’m out” “…of Atlanta, Georgia” “I’m in”

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Ernest

@earnestyearncel

2 months

I am a sensitive young man. Affirm. I am an aristocrat of the soul. Affirm. I possess the courage of Heracles. Affirm. I am a tender yearncel. Affirm. I feel things more deeply than most. Affirm.

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Ernest

@earnestyearncel

2 months

“There’s a lot bigger problems than ‘Palestine’ to worry about… Like what? We have to reinstate apartheid for one. We need to accelerate world hunger. We need to encourage a retvrn to Bronze. Age. Values. And most importantly, we have to promote selective breeding.”

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Ernest

@earnestyearncel

25 days

Light your cigarette off of mine then die in my arms

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Ernest

@earnestyearncel

3 months

“He’s into being outdoors, but he also is extremely racist.”

Will Stancil

@whstancil

3 months

It's really simple: he's into being outdoors, but he also is extremely racist.

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Ernest

@earnestyearncel

5 months

@tylerduran21 @cheer_wine Yeah I have no idea who wouldn’t be slightly pissed getting a $1 refund it’s not about understanding how taxes work it’s just how our brains work lol.

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@earnestyearncel

14 days

“I do love cats… and I dream of a free Tibet… maybe you’re right anon- glassing China really IS the most ethical thing we could do!”

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Ernest

@earnestyearncel

2 months

Raping a Jamaican lady must be crazy cause she’d be like “a mi no want dis! Wag wan wid de big ting in mi BLOODOCLAT u’sa bad ting!”

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Ernest

@earnestyearncel

2 months

Yes hello everyone thanks for following

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Ernest

@earnestyearncel

1 month

@unactuallife @returntohegel @b15837708 Thanks for using your dialectical prowess to talk down that armed gunman that was holding my wife and kids hostage last week Tommy.

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Ernest

@earnestyearncel

26 days

When a professor says something so libtarded you gotta hit them with that bug killer stare

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Ernest

@earnestyearncel

2 months

How it feels to accidentally ratio your mutual

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22 days

I hate when the girl cums too it feels like accepting a draw in chess

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Ernest

@earnestyearncel

2 months

Thank god I wasn’t on that ship with Odysseus I would’ve gracefully swan dived in after the sirens straight yearning my shit getting warmed and shit getting fired up getting ready to go crazy in some mermaid gash like just going berserk mode in her guts and everything

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@earnestyearncel

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Christiane F

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Wtf is a home depot

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Ernest

@earnestyearncel

2 months

“You’re going back. And so are the children.” “But J.D, I’m your wife! What are you talking about?” “I don’t mince words sweetheart. Don’t make me repeat myself. Pack your bags.”

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Ernest

@earnestyearncel

21 days

I would wait for you until the dust consumes me

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Ernest

@earnestyearncel

2 months

@northernraypist This is my ideology

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Ernest

@earnestyearncel

1 month

@PriestIncitatus I thought I was locked in but I was dead fucking wrong holy

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Ernest

@earnestyearncel

14 days

This guy tweeting this again after 5 years only for it to flop again is genuinely insane

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Ernest

@earnestyearncel

13 days

Being gay seems fаggot coded to me. anyone else?

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Ernest

@earnestyearncel

16 days

Im definitely missing some but here are authors that would’ve been good poasters. Who else?

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Ernest

@earnestyearncel

2 months

Being a kid is fun because you can read Redwall and then be like “Oh word, there’s another 30 books in this series about little mouse knights. Good thing I’ve got time on my hands.”

Ælfwine

@deathtoallpoets

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gm Christ is Lord

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Ernest

@earnestyearncel

2 months

No babe your pussy is perfect the tight ones make me feel claustrophobic

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Ernest

@earnestyearncel

15 days

I’d like to be utterly obsessed with something until it kills me

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Ernest

@earnestyearncel

17 days

Posting tweets hoping to get that one mutuals like in particular is my version of gatsby throwing lavish parties hoping daisy shows up

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Ernest

@earnestyearncel

24 days

Average rw anon logging onto Pinterest to find aesthetic pictures.

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Ernest

@earnestyearncel

28 days

Despite what Twitter would have you believe, culture is not preserved by a group talking about how their culture is worth preserving. It’s done by homogenous groups of males that prefer their way of life over others to the point of being willing to kill for it.

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Ernest

@earnestyearncel

24 days

My (somewhat noisy) neighbor just killed himself

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Ernest

@earnestyearncel

2 months

Just ate a cherry. Perhaps I’ll eat another. Perhaps I’ll eat three.

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Ernest

@earnestyearncel

4 months

@JezewskaJ I really love hearing about the dangers of late stage capitalism from a woman that splits her time between NYC and Switzerland

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Ernest

@earnestyearncel

1 month

I won’t be celebrating 900 followers because that’s too normie I will however be cockdoxxing at 901 followers

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Ernest

@earnestyearncel

2 months

July 8th- Too much rage bait has ruined my timeline. Too much coaling has gone on for too long. From now on it will be 50 yearn posts each morning. 50 Nietzsche excerpts. There will be no more “discourse.”There will be no more tweet slop, no more destroyers of my algorithm.

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Ernest

@earnestyearncel

2 months

“Haha anon so you think Moby Dick is misnomered as a novel when in reality it’s a neo-biblical Shakespearean prose epic about man’s search for meaning and the hydro-masculinity of tyranny found in the vast deep of sea? I’ve never talked to someone like you before…”

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Ernest

@earnestyearncel

29 days

“Haha anon I love that weird little Russian accent you do. Wait who was that again BAP? Please just fuck a baby into me”

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Ernest

@earnestyearncel

29 days

Yearn

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Ernest

@earnestyearncel

19 days

Pussy from a girl that doesn’t know where she is or what’s happening to her

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@earnestyearncel

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Ernest

@earnestyearncel

4 months

The art kids called me racist and the racists called me a fag :(

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Ernest

@earnestyearncel

1 month

When my e-wife starts posting about Hegel

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Ernest

@earnestyearncel

2 months

You people are sick. Sick in the head. You people make me SICK

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Ernest

@earnestyearncel

21 days

My father was a yearner. And so was his father before him.

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Ernest

@earnestyearncel

1 month

It is Friday. Act accordingly.

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Ernest

@earnestyearncel

1 month

I can't believe you all kept tweeting without me I feel betrayed rn

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Ernest

@earnestyearncel

18 days

If I had a wife I would slam on the dinner table with both fists and say “get me another flagon of ale, wench!” and undress her and bend her over the table and

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Ernest

@earnestyearncel

25 days

When a libtard likes one of my tweets

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Ernest

@earnestyearncel

10 days

“We declare that the splendor of the world has been enriched by a new beauty: the beauty of speed. A racing automobile with its bonnet adorned with great tubes like serpents to run on machine-gun fire, is more beautiful than the Victory of Samothrace.”

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Ernest

@earnestyearncel

25 days

I never knew green until I saw her eyes. I never knew sorrow till she asked me to follow her heart.

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Ernest

@earnestyearncel

2 months

What I think will happen after consuming 11 beers and asking the older woman at my college bar if she will “accept my fuk”

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Ernest

@earnestyearncel

4 months

Y’all ever see a bitch so fine that you feel a blind and often destructive urge for sexual contest, which is fought, not for ownership of the female, but for possession of being?

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Ernest

@earnestyearncel

15 days

Everything is about sex. Except sex, which is about power.

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Ernest

@earnestyearncel

2 months

Liking my own xeet immediately after poasting not because no one can see it and not for negligible algo boost but because I deserve it

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Ernest

@earnestyearncel

4 months

Go to Thailand. Go to a fucking go go bar. Fuck a fucking ladyboy. Get some fucking aids.

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Ernest

@earnestyearncel

20 days

If I was smart I’d probably tweet really SMART stuff like this 😂

Melina

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Not a single man who has DM’d me is half as smart as I am

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Ernest

@earnestyearncel

1 month

The Armie Hammer Innocence Project

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Ernest

@earnestyearncel

4 months

@bronzeagegerman Putting a fake book sleeve titled “I fucking love to kill to Ukrainians for no particular reason” on all the books I read in public

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Ernest

@earnestyearncel

28 days

How it feels to yearn

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How it feels to yearn

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Ernest

@earnestyearncel

17 days

I really enjoy the Natalie photos where it looks like absolutely nothing is going on up there

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Ernest

@earnestyearncel

16 days

Just use your eyes man

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Ernest

@earnestyearncel

19 days

To the incredibly few people who follow me for my literature / classics tweets I’m sorry for what I must do to your timeline lmao. Perhaps I should make a separate account.

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Ernest

@earnestyearncel

3 months

“I hope this email finds you raped.”

Stephen Hoskins 🔰🏗️🧦🪩

@GeorgistSteve

3 months

@eupempes Unless the email found you raped, you should delete this

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Ernest

@earnestyearncel

13 days

Ironic use of hashtags is OVER. From now on we will be using hashtags in joyous and earnest ways. #hopeful

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Ernest

@earnestyearncel

25 days

Should I start Elaine posting or is this too niche

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Ernest

@earnestyearncel

22 days

Babe I think your pussy is bleeding does that happen a lot?

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@earnestyearncel

2 months

Guy who is so horny he gets married

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Ernest

@earnestyearncel

2 months

This is Project 2025

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Ernest

@earnestyearncel

20 days

How it feels to feed a literal newborn baby tomato basil soup

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Ernest

@earnestyearncel

21 days

Nice ovulation babe! I can smell your pheromones! Mind if I fuck a baby into you?

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Ernest

@earnestyearncel

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They should make an aids vaccine that just instantly kills whoever it’s administered to

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Ernest

@earnestyearncel

2 months

Shouting “I’ll have what he’s having!”at the paramedics loading the dead body of a homeless person into a bag on my nightly lindy walk

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Ernest

@earnestyearncel

12 days

I don’t think we should be “normalizing” anything. We should be doing the opposite. Everything strange. Everything forbidden. Everything full of wonder.

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Ernest

@earnestyearncel

13 days

My wife, gf, paramour, mistress, and concubine’s menstruation cycles all got synced up. Life is a cruel unforgiving bitch. Fuck this. Fuck everything. Need some time to think.

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Ernest

@earnestyearncel

13 days

#JustATenderSoulYearningForThatWhichHasBeenAndWillBe

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Ernest

@earnestyearncel

2 months

Noam Chomsky dies. Tonight.

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Ernest

@earnestyearncel

2 months

Im kinda like this guy but for pretending to know stuff about ray peat

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Ernest

@earnestyearncel

25 days

“Hegelian E-Girls? Radfem Hitler? The Rachel question? What are you talking about? I’ve never heard of any of these people, but they sound retarded. You must have hit your head pretty hard getting out of bed anon. Come on, I made you breakfast.”

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