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@pizzadrienne
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4 months
anne hathaway i love you but the lack of hair continuity in this scene is driving me insane
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@pizzadrienne
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10 months
why did gq take down this interview with jack antonoff and amelia dimoldenberg i have questions 🧐🧐🧐
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@pizzadrienne
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4 months
the only reason i noticed this is bc i just watched an interview with zendaya re challengers where she talks about how meticulous she is with her hair continuity
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@pizzadrienne
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5 months
taylor swift fans rly had me thinking this would be a revenge album against evil demon cheater joe alwyn but instead it’s about how she couldn’t wait to sleep with matty healy after her and joe broke up
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@pizzadrienne
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4 months
not the people in the quotes admonishing her for continuing dancing “because she put minors at risk of flashing”. this is a dedicated pop girlie at work sorry idk what to tell u
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Pop Crave
4 months
Olivia Rodrigo has wardrobe malfunction during sold-out London concert.
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10 months
directors cut just dropped 😗😗😗 wild how the vibe wildly shifted from painfully awkward to relatively pleasant just with a slightly different edit!!!!
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@pizzadrienne
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1 year
either this is an expertly choreographed PR saga or glen powell and sydney sweeney are the messiest duo in hollywood rn
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Pop Base
1 year
Glen Powell’s girlfriend Gigi Paris has unfollowed Sydney Sweeney on Instagram following the filming of Glen and Sydney’s upcoming rom-com, Page Six reports.
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1 year
@JUNlPER trump being the more moderate/palatable candidate is wild
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@pizzadrienne
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4 months
@Self4SelfCare it is actually (partially) the actors job to ensure visual continuity tho
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@pizzadrienne
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1 year
omw to an ice cream date with a guy who’s only been to 8 countries then i’m gonna order butter chicken and garlic naan with a mango lassi at an indian restaurant then tomorrow i’m gonna get enchiladas, a margarita, and chips & salsa at a mexican restaurant 😍😍😍😍😍
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@pizzadrienne
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10 months
i am by no means a jack antonoff stan but the point of her interviews is that they’re awkward!!!!! he tried to match her energy and yeah it came off a lil cringe and didn’t totally land but why are people acting like he told her to k*ll h*****f or something. the internet is weird
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4 months
@fredo_alexander i have a job thank u
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1 year
@lucydacus blasting not strong enough while drone striking civilians in the middle east
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@pizzadrienne
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1 year
he deserves it for the after credits sex scene with michael cera
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1 year
Variety predicts Ryan Gosling will be nominated for Best Supporting Actor at the 2024 Oscars for #Barbie
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3 months
@TydeLevi it he fruity or is he just troye sivan’s brother, that is the question
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@pizzadrienne
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4 months
wow a hit tweet. who wants to pay me to promote rose toys or crypto scams
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2 years
people of tiktok: i’m going to use intentionally misleading language to self-censor! people of tiktok when julia fox is misled by this intentionally misleading language: 😮 #cancelled
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1 year
everyone is thirsting over zay on love island usa but his ig following list is……. something #loveisland #LoveIslandUSA
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4 months
@squidmama_ yeah but it is a joint effort between them and the actors. i’m not blaming anne hathaway tho this was just a throwaway tweet that ended up getting traction
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@pizzadrienne
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10 months
also why is this my one tweet that popped off. i am hilarious and my big viral moment is a sad little tweet i made so people keyword searching could find this video. i am a shell of a woman
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10 months
lastly amelia if u see this i love u and if u ever want to take a 25 year old lawyer on a chicken shop date (my 500 extremely inactive followers will rack in huge views) i am shockingly available xxxxx
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7 months
imagine going on a 3 day nonstop one-sided harassment campaign because someone might have called ur sex offender husband a sex offender
@NICKIMINAJ
Nicki Minaj
7 months
After the 1st one drop, if dat pussy ass hoe so much as BREATHE wrong ima empty da clip. If that pussy ass hoe deny 1THING I say, I’m posting every fkn receipt known to man. 5. Yes you heard me! Did 5 extra songs. we’ve been waiting on u HO. Play #PinkFriday2 NON STOP barbz. LuvU
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4 months
promoting myself instead
@pizzadrienne
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4 months
several tweets going viral rn so i’m using this opportunity to seek hot local singles (gender unimportant). i’m begging u i can’t have another man on tinder ask if i’m innocent or an absolute baddie. resume enclosed. also im a lawyer
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1 year
my favourite part was the after credits scene where ken (ryan gosling) and alan (michael cera) had sex in barbie’s bed
@FilmUpdates
Film Updates
1 year
‘BARBIE’ has grossed $22.3M in previews, the biggest of the summer Box Office.
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10 months
my favourite part of a tweet doing numbers is being able to see in the verified tab who pays for twitter blue but hides it. i’m perceiving y’all
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7 months
starting to think some of y’all care more about policing & controlling others (and starting unproductive celeb discourse) than… actual solidarity & fighting against genocide
@cassiebirb
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7 months
would it not be more powerful to just wear a pin of the palestine flag? nobody is going to google "red hand heart pin" if they don't recognize it
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10 months
a grammy nom AND being played by timothée chalamet AND boygenius on SNL… huge week for troye sivan and girlies who spent 97% of 2013 in their bedrooms reading youtuber fanfiction
@PopCrave
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10 months
Timothée Chalamet as Troye Sivan on SNL.
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10 months
also taking bids from jack antonoff’s management to delete this. $5k minimum for u tho sorry i know u got that 1989 taylor’s version money
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10 months
now that this has hit 1M views i’m taking offers from whatever weird and depraved companies advertise under hit tweets. bids start at $1000 and ur only allowed to defraud my credit card once
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6 months
unconventionally attractive is rly just code for not white and/or has a big nose
@cardamomkiss
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6 months
Calling someone unconventionally attractive is so funny like yeah you're kind of busted but I can bravely see the beauty in you due to my Open Mind
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1 year
my hot take is that the narrative about this case (which is currently heavily anti-lizzo) is going to become a lot more murky in the next few weeks/months
@TMZ
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1 year
#Lizzo 's former backup dancers, Arianna Davis and Crystal Williams, joined us on 'TMZ Live' and told us about their experiences working under the singer.
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4 months
@rosesmaryanne she commented that she noticed one mistake in the movie and was frustrated bc she put a lot of effort in!
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@pizzadrienne
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8 months
i said this yesterday but we rly are gonna “we have no power the corporations are just too strong so there’s no point in doing or criticizing anything :/“ our way into the heat death of the universe
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5 months
@godscvntry i have zero opinions on what taylor swift should do in her relationships, i just found the juxtaposition between the anticipation and what actually happened pretty funny
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4 months
several tweets going viral rn so i’m using this opportunity to seek hot local singles (gender unimportant). i’m begging u i can’t have another man on tinder ask if i’m innocent or an absolute baddie. resume enclosed. also im a lawyer
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1 year
i can’t believe more people aren’t talking about how matty healy wrote a verse 3 years ago that’s full of obvious taylor swift easter eggs
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2 years
@LoveIsland they rly named her after anime
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1 year
arguably worse than an ick but
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7 months
all of the people in the replies saying this is sexual tension make me wanna throw up
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7 months
Honestly you guys seem like a good match
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4 months
also hot take but who cares if a teenager sees an accidentally exposed nipple
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1 year
@latkedelrey lmao i pointed out to her in the comments why people were confused (she says she meant anti-aging skincare only is a scam) and it did not go well
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2 years
@mtaibbi so this “damning” story is that… the twitter team (not the govt or anything) banned one person because it was suspected that they were tweeting potential hacked/illegal material?
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6 months
the poem isn’t that bad y’all are just desperate for a main character of the day to feel morally superior to
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7 months
@KrangTNelson the world needs to know: are you the mother of 2 adorable kids
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4 months
i didn’t realize until this moment that i have no idea what zendaya’s last name is
@Astro_Eggcelent
🍂👨‍🌾🌻Fall Eggcelent🌻👨‍🌾🍂
4 months
So is she gonna be "Zendaya Holland" or is he going to become "Tom"
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@_Sam_Hamilton
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Ford government House Leader Paul Calandra just got up in the Legislature over the Keffiyeh ban and really said “I don’t need to take lessons from the Ontario NDP on marginalized people. I’m ITALIAN!” #ONpoli
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5 months
everyone’s talking about the charlie puth line but imagine telling someone in 2020 that in 4 years taylor swift would be writing this about matty healy and name dropping lucy dacus
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1 year
if you had told me in 2013 that in 10 years troye sivan would be being criticized for not having body diversity in his chart topping song about being gay and using poppers i would’ve had a seizure
@PopBase
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1 year
Troye Sivan responds to criticism over the lack of body diversity in his ‘Rush’ music video: “To be honest, it just wasn’t a thought we had — we obviously weren’t saying, ‘We want to have one specific type of person in the video.’ We just made the video, and there wasn’t a ton
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6 months
people believing this is why they should ban tiktok
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this girl found a vial of blood from a cancer genetics research lab in her SHEIN package and instagram deleted all her comments wym you’re fine w tiktok getting banned when there’s tea like this
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@allurequinn bon jovi was #1 btw
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1 year
someone named “Gabriel <3” with a song named Sassy Shooters and a minecraft spotify artist photo is hacking matt walsh and i don’t think anything could be funnier
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5 months
go to any grocery store and you’ll find 3 of this guy who are happily married by 30 with 2 kids and another on the way
@gran1te_mtn
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5 months
found a guy that goes to therapy, does his own laundry, and uses a top sheet. he’s free tomorrow night. should he pick you up at 6 or 7?
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1 year
while we’re all here i just need to let y’all know that i recently found out that british people call pool noodles woggles
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5 months
taylor swift releasing a kim kardashian diss track at 2am was not on my april 19 bingo card
@PopCrave
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Taylor Swift’s ‘THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT: THE ANTHOLOGY' track, “thanK you aIMee” features capital letters that spell out “KIM.”
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4 months
people fail one 9th grade math test then make it their whole personality
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STEMtard students try not to bring up the weally weally hawd concepts ur studying within the first 5 messages challenge
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1 year
can’t believe more people aren’t talking about how… speak now TV release date: july 7 matty healy’s birthday: july 7 they’ve definitely been dating since long before they were spotted in public
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8 months
embarrassing for anyone who ever thought anyone else was the hottest one direction member
@PopBase
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Zayn Malik at the Kenzo show in Paris.
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6 months
it mystifies me how many people in their mid 20s truly mean it when they say they “can’t cook”. they don’t mean they have to use a recipe. they literally could not fry an egg or boil some pasta
@elaifresh
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I’m constantly seeing people get DoorDashed breakfast as I leave my building to walk the dog Like, one bagel and a coffee delivered This is insane right? Unless you’re disastrously hung over with no food in the house…?
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2 years
mrbeast has gone all victim complex because people are pointing out that the necessity for such grand charitable acts says something pretty nefarious about our society (and, coincidentally, if that necessity didn’t exist, he’d be out of a job)……… interesting
@MrBeast
MrBeast
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Twitter - Rich people should help others with their money Me - Okay, I’ll use my money to help people and I promise to give away all my money before I die. Every single penny. Twitter - MrBeast bad
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@stoolpresidente @ByYourLogic @RashidaTlaib this is her personal (but public) facebook page. she probably only posted there because she’s mourning a friend of hers and isn’t ready to make an official statement (and given posts like yours and the vitriol she’s been experiencing, i don’t blame her)
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10 months
timothée chalamet refuses to let us forget he’s a theatre kid #SNL
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9 months
you can literally say anything about north korea and at least 60% of americans will instantly believe you
@visegrad24
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North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un crying like a baby while addressing an audience of women during an event at the headquarters of the communist party. He was asking the women to have more kids: “for the good of the party, the revolution and the country”
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1 year
if blue and jared are final noms and blue doesn’t drop the mom/son bomb in her speech i will be so disappointed #BB25
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11 months
it’s so disappointing when celebrities who’ve been such vocal supporters of certain progressive causes just throw it all out the window when it comes to israel
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6 months
my best & most foundational memories as a kid involved sleepovers at my best friend’s house almost every weekend. i get the concerns but this shouldn’t be an unshakable rule
@natlawyerchic
Natalie Whittingham Burrell 🐥
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I know we’re “breaking generational curses” but our parents got one thing right: don’t let your kids go on sleepovers.
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there are 132 ben affleck/matt damon fanfics on ao3 going back to 2008
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@damonlibrary
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70th Academy Awards winners Matt Damon and Ben Affleck at the Oscars (1998).
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10 months
not just billie but billie AND devon lee carlson aka the jesse rutherford exes ok iconic
@PopCrave
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Billie Eilish leaving Kendall Jenner’s Halloween Party in Los Angeles.
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1 year
thread of celebrities who pay $8 a month to elon for twitter blue:
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5 months
telling guys who can’t get laid to attend a fitness class for the sole purpose of flirting with a “beautifully shaped” woman. but don’t be weird!!!!!
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In my experience, these beautifully shaped women are SO NICE, health conscious, and competent! JUST DONT BE WEIRD or you'll make them mad. But lots of high quality women.
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4 months
whoever arsenal’s enemies are hit gold when reddit did its thing
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@guardian
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Anne Hathaway is a secret Gooner and now her reinvention is complete
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5 months
she is a 34 year old woman who you have never met
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@ryn516
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when you take into account what he actually did which was start dating her when she was at her lowest and most vulnerable when she had self admittedly isolated herself from everyone and then they broke after she had healed I’m putting pieces together it doesn’t make him look good
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6 months
discourse around exactly how many calories a random stranger eats…………
@wintercoldrr
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Is this a lot of snacks for one work day or am I just disordered. I can’t tell
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1 year
@toyhoy92 there is no respectful, intellectual justification for wholeheartedly supporting desantis/shapiro/marjorie taylor greene
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8 months
@offbeatorbit i had a tiktok about this go semi-viral last night and i had to take it down bc the comments were just incessantly calling me jealous/miserable/throwing vile insults. it’s wild!
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6 months
y’all will see the most average looking man on earth and act like he’s a horrifying ugly ghoul
@imprfctdaylight
danica⸆⸉ ₊ ゚⊹
6 months
sorry ethan slayer you just moved down to second place for the ugliest boyfriend award i fear
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3 years
@insidethegames watched the press conference - they never mentioned russia or drugs… is that speculation or confirmed to you by sources?
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1 year
clearly the plaintiffs have been made to feel uncomfortable on the job in some way, which is very important to look into, but the more details that come out, the more it seems like coworkers who just didnt like each other rather than an egregiously toxic employer
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3 years
@insidethegames @michael_pavitt @Olympic_Russia i saw the press conference - they never mentioned russia or doping specifically… is that speculation or do you all have a source?
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1 year
@CP24 time for the 6ixbuzz crowd to spew blatant racism in these replies
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9 months
omg they’re there for the performative white feminism convention! girlboss slay
@PopBase
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9 months
Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift spotted in New York.
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2 years
NOT THE TWITCH STREAM GETTING BANNED 10MIN BEFORE IT ENDS #LoveIsland
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6 months
an enemy of your enemy is not necessarily your friend
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this is a good thing
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1 year
that’s not matty healy that’s Matthew Harris, a mid level accountant at a regional bank
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1 year
Matty Healy spotted at Taylor Swift’s #ErasTourNashville show tonight.
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5 months
wow a hit tweet. who wants to pay me to advertise rose toys or crypto scams something
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6 months
lily was robbed but none of u are allowed making this emma’s fault. the academy are to blame
@PopCrave
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“Lily, I share this with you. I’m in awe of you.” — Emma Stone to Lily Gladstone during Best Actress acceptance speech at the #Oscars
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1 year
also if anyone wants to take me out for ice cream i am single and wilfully blind to my own lactose intolerance
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11 months
imagining telling my 12 year old self that in 2023 troye sivan will release a music video in which he gives ross lynch a lap dance in drag (and it’s hot)
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8 months
how many more people can one show fail
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@PopBase
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8 months
Dominic Fike tells Variety he’s not sure if he will be returning for Season 3 of ‘Euphoria.’
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2 years
@Dannyg2233 honestly the first time i read it i misunderstood it too - i did think the consent wording was odd but figured they were just trying to be dramatic about actual mascara!
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7 months
imagine telling someone a year ago that jason kelce, ice spice, and taylor swift are at the superbowl together because of a chain of events beginning with matty healy being on a podcast called cumtown
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7 months
@kellykeegs did you even look into the source of that data? it’s entirely inaccurate and solely based on social media posts, not on any actual flight tracking information.
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6 months
not sure if people on here are aware that the point of these games is to make u think
@starkeysfilm
nat
6 months
the level of delusion needed to get the most specific category in nyt connections is actually driving me insane
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7 months
note to swifties: just because criticism of someone hasn’t come up on your tl, doesn’t mean it hasn’t happened! we just live in an algorithm of highly curated tweets that isn’t going to show sociopolitical criticism of travis scott to a taylor swift fan. hope this helps!
@lucysreputation
lucy ⸆⸉ 🐍
7 months
btw this is the man who is #1 in the world for most private jet usage and let his own fans die at his concert but keep hating on taylor xx
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pizza
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other suspect features
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pizza
2 years
@rxdvelxv you do realize that people use the word consent in other contexts right
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pizza
11 months
paris hilton birthing the boss baby makes so much sense
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
11 months
Paris Hilton shares photo of son Phoenix's first visit to NYC: “My precious angel baby Phoenix's first time in NYC. ✨👱🏼‍♀️👶🏼🗽✨”
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pizza
5 months
@sketchiskitch2 i’m not debating with a random person about the details of someone’s personal relationships lmao
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pizza
8 months
not discussingfilm exposing their plagiarism at the end of this clip!!!
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DiscussingFilm
8 months
“A lot of people have been asking about my arm… Kieran Culkin beat the shit out of me,” - Pedro Pascal See the full winners list:
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pizza
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reneé rapp is the first person to ever sound good with snl’s sound setup
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