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cassie with a 🍉

@cassiebirb

4 years

pov we’re 2 ladies of distinction and i pass you this while we’re sitting in our knitting circle 🙈

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cassie with a 🍉

@cassiebirb

9 months

would it not be more powerful to just wear a pin of the palestine flag? nobody is going to google "red hand heart pin" if they don't recognize it

boygenius source

@boygeniussource

9 months

boygenius wearing “artists for ceasefire” pins at the #GRAMMYS

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cassie with a 🍉

@cassiebirb

9 months

ok text me when "artists for ceasefire" have this energy

Variety

@Variety

9 months

Annie Lennox at the #Grammys : "Artists for ceasefire. Peace in the world."

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@cassiebirb

2 years

@peachofababy unrelated but i also have a flame point siamese named peach hello

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cassie with a 🍉

@cassiebirb

6 years

i am ⚪️ straight ⚪️ gay 🔘 fine. how are you? great, what can i get for you today? sure thing. is that all? your total is $5.09, you can swipe or insert your chip right there. would you like a receipt? alright, have a good one.

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cassie with a 🍉

@cassiebirb

5 years

what if we kissed in the bon appetit test kitchen 👩‍🍳💋👌

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cassie with a 🍉

@cassiebirb

4 years

ok finally finished my 2020 temperature scarf!! 700-something rows for a year of living in brooklyn NY 🌈 inspired by @porridgebrain

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cassie with a 🍉

@cassiebirb

7 years

📁brain └📁 files └📁vines └📁category: liquids └⚠️ come get y’all juice

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cassie with a 🍉

@cassiebirb

3 years

“are you reading the-” “the modern retelling of Emma set at emerson college? yeah i am”

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cassie with a 🍉

@cassiebirb

5 years

fuck you if you think anything is funnier than the name of the guy who founded tito’s vodka

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cassie with a 🍉

@cassiebirb

7 years

my black mirror spec is coming along great!

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@cassiebirb

6 years

you’ve heard of BOYGENIUS (emo rock for sad girls, by sad girls) now get ready for: mitski & kacey musgraves’ new superduo BOYHOWDY (emo pop for sad cowgirls, by sad cowgirls)

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cassie with a 🍉

@cassiebirb

6 years

girls on the bachelor: Lauren J. spilled wine on me what a bitch! guys on the bachelorette: Matt B. pushed me down a fucking flight of stairs and broke both my legs, but this will only make my bond with Becca stronger.

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cassie with a 🍉

@cassiebirb

6 years

girls with septum rings be like

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@cassiebirb

7 years

does biweekly mean twice a week or every 2 weeks or weekly if ur bi

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cassie with a 🍉

@cassiebirb

6 years

i made the mistake of telling of telling someone i have a film degree and they asked me what i’m WORKING ON? i said i have a FILM DEGREE i’m working on this LATTE you ordered

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@cassiebirb

7 years

sing dick in a box coward

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@cassiebirb

1 year

@Clean_Air_Club_ thoughts on covixyl (Ethyl Lauroyl Arginate HCl) ?

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@cassiebirb

2 years

you're laughing. the monkey jpeg i took out a second mortgage to buy is worthless now and you're laughing.

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cassie with a 🍉

@cassiebirb

6 years

happy 1 year anniversary to my ex girlfriend and her boyfriend! and happy 1 year anniversary to myself and my boyfriend! yes we all started dating on the same day! yes it’s fucked up! love you all :-)

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cassie with a 🍉

@cassiebirb

7 years

[impression of a person at a party who has work at 5am tomorrow] i have work at 5am tomorrow

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cassie with a 🍉

@cassiebirb

1 year

how zionists imagine palestinians eating breakfast

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cassie with a 🍉

@cassiebirb

6 years

INTERVIEWER: so why should you move up into a management position at starbucks? ME: i [suddenly remembers the time an industry professional told me to cuss in a pitch to seem cool and confident] fuck coffee

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cassie with a 🍉

@cassiebirb

4 years

turning 25 this year

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cassie with a 🍉

@cassiebirb

5 years

19, financially stable, just bought my first house, wyd?? 😙

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cassie with a 🍉

@cassiebirb

5 years

i present to you: dino chicken nugget parm

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@cassiebirb

7 years

What, pray, the fuck is up, Kyle? Nay, what did thou say, dude? Step the fuck up, good sir.

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cassie with a 🍉

@cassiebirb

6 years

Take me home City bus To the stop By my house West Virginia Shit wait oh fuck Take me home I missed my stop

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cassie with a 🍉

@cassiebirb

6 years

[at tj maxx] me: i’m just going to buy some socks and go my european ancestry: ყσυ ɱυʂƚ ρυɾƈԋαʂҽ α ℂ 𝕆 ℝ ℕ 𝕌 ℂ 𝕆 ℙ 𝕀 𝔸

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cassie with a 🍉

@cassiebirb

7 years

nick in 2008: go outside and play! nick in 2018: go outside and protest gun violence!

The Hill

@thehill

7 years

Nickelodeon goes off air for 17 minutes "in support of kids leading the way"

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cassie with a 🍉

@cassiebirb

1 year

(scooby doo voice) renocide

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cassie with a 🍉

@cassiebirb

7 years

lms if i should catfish my 14 year old stepsister for no reason other than i want to get to know her better

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@cassiebirb

7 years

how do they fit all those doctors in there!

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cassie with a 🍉

@cassiebirb

5 years

hey can u guess where i got hired

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cassie with a 🍉

@cassiebirb

6 years

first of all, hannah has always been punk,

Miley Cyrus

@MileyCyrus

6 years

Hannah is punk now! ☠️

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cassie with a 🍉

@cassiebirb

6 years

Dear Followers, Until I find a new job, I regret to inform you that all of my tweets will be formatted as cover letters. I am very excited about the prospect of not tweeting like this anymore. Thank you for your consideration, and I hope to hear back soon. Best regards, Cassie

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cassie with a 🍉

@cassiebirb

2 years

@phoebe_bridgers with peace and love in my heart phoebe you are rich......

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cassie with a 🍉

@cassiebirb

6 years

self care is cool but have you tried caring for others as well

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cassie with a 🍉

@cassiebirb

3 years

the rankings are in. peach is the #1 circle influencer

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cassie with a 🍉

@cassiebirb

7 years

andrew garfield screaming “SORRRYYYYY MY PRADA’S AT THE CLEANERS ALONG WITH MY HOODIE AND MY FUCK YOU FLIP FLOPS” deserves a fucking lifetime achievement award

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cassie with a 🍉

@cassiebirb

6 years

what’s the word for when you’re sapiosexual but instead of intelligence you’re attracted to physical appearance

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cassie with a 🍉

@cassiebirb

5 years

just saw someone wearing a regular t-shirt without a french tuck or the sleeves rolled up. they just put on a shirt and wore it like that. i’m calling the police as we speak

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cassie with a 🍉

@cassiebirb

7 years

my ex really put me in a group chat with 2 of her friends who are also exes and named the group chat “exes”

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cassie with a 🍉

@cassiebirb

6 years

did you know that #IHOP changed their name to #IHOb for #pride month? enjoy some hotcakes at the I - international H - house O - of B - bisexuals

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cassie with a 🍉

@cassiebirb

6 years

regular customer: you’re here even more than i am! me: yeah they pay me to be here

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@cassiebirb

3 years

tattoos in brooklyn be like $400? small price to pay for stick n poke of a cowboy boot from a pratt student

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cassie with a 🍉

@cassiebirb

5 years

thought i would share these old photos of my grandfather from WWII, so brave and handsome! x #MemorialDay

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cassie with a 🍉

@cassiebirb

1 year

@kurtisconner bro what did you do

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cassie with a 🍉

@cassiebirb

2 years

ken in barbie (2023)

SIMONE BIRTHDAY 🎂

@parasocialyte

2 years

i need all the people who are still doubting casting Ryan Gosling as Ken to watch this

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@cassiebirb

5 years

guy fieri - host of 7 tv shows - loving husband and father - officiated 101 gay weddings in 2015 paul hollywood - a greedy scab - requested his much younger girlfriend sign a gag order put some respect on guy’s name.

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cassie with a 🍉

@cassiebirb

7 years

greatest love story ever told? all romeo did for juliet was kill himself, tyler the creator wrote a rap verse for timothée chalamet

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cassie with a 🍉

@cassiebirb

7 years

everyone asks WHAT ARE THOOOOSE but no one asks HOW are those...

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cassie with a 🍉

@cassiebirb

2 years

who wants a slice of this loaf

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cassie with a 🍉

@cassiebirb

6 years

did i just get negged by the official poptarts twitter

Pop-Tarts

@PopTartsUS

6 years

Calm down it’s a virgin like you.

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cassie with a 🍉

@cassiebirb

7 years

anyone who doesn’t get my kombucha jokes is................uncultured

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cassie with a 🍉

@cassiebirb

3 years

can’t believe every day i wake up and get to give her a little kiss

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cassie with a 🍉

@cassiebirb

5 years

while you were sitting in church, i was getting swole at

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cassie with a 🍉

@cassiebirb

5 years

why is everyone so mad about the new little mermaid?? i think it looks great

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cassie with a 🍉

@cassiebirb

6 years

working on something big :-)

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cassie with a 🍉

@cassiebirb

3 years

everyone say good night to cat peach

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cassie with a 🍉

@cassiebirb

6 years

the strand shared by every emerson boy

Every DNA

@EveryDNA

6 years

rat cigarette DNA 🐀　🚬 🐀🚬 　 🚬 　🚬🐀 🚬　🐀 🚬　　🐀 🚬　　🐀 🚬　🐀 🚬🐀 　 🐀 　🐀 🚬 🐀　 🚬 🐀　　🚬 🐀　　 🚬 🐀　 🚬 　🐀🚬 🚬 🚬 🐀

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cassie with a 🍉

@cassiebirb

5 years

this is my “i put on pants today” tweet

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cassie with a 🍉

@cassiebirb

6 years

no one: elephants with blue eyes:

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cassie with a 🍉

@cassiebirb

6 years

if i don’t find a hobby soon i’m gonna start watching riverdale

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cassie with a 🍉

@cassiebirb

7 years

how i’m tryna be

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cassie with a 🍉

@cassiebirb

5 years

▶️YouTube 🔎how to sew 🔲 Drunk Kids Try Sewing 🔲 EATING NEEDLES & THREAD 먹방 | ASMR Mukbang 🔲 STORYTIME: I GOT MY DICK STUCK IN A SEWING MACHINE?? *gone wrong* 🔲 basic stitching tutorial [144p]

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cassie with a 🍉

@cassiebirb

1 year

bo burnham is the tree

katrina

@cryinattheeclub

1 year

um that’s literally boygenius

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@cassiebirb

7 years

TOP 5 NUTS 5. wal 4. coco 3. pea 2. hazel 1. deez {got em}

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@cassiebirb

3 years

blessing your tl with cat peach

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@cassiebirb

6 years

carpe dm me

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@cassiebirb

6 years

i was way cooler in 2009

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@cassiebirb

7 years

does malia obama take the 66

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@cassiebirb

6 years

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@cassiebirb

2 years

for every bad take i see about EEAAO i breathe a sigh of relief knowing that someone did not spend $200000 on a degree from emerson college

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@cassiebirb

7 years

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@cassiebirb

6 years

all i wanna do is *gunshot* *gunshot* *gunshot* *gunshot* *cash register noise* and here’s your change

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@cassiebirb

7 years

so hungry but i’m all out of snacks :/

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@cassiebirb

6 years

RIP the tam i’ll never forget the place where i met timothee chalamet 💔

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cassie with a 🍉

@cassiebirb

2 years

happy birthday to cat peach she is 3 years old and yes i am open to video editing opportunities

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cassie with a 🍉

@cassiebirb

4 years

and everyone was compensated fairly and we were both girls 🥺👉👈

cassie with a 🍉

@cassiebirb

5 years

what if we kissed in the bon appetit test kitchen 👩‍🍳💋👌

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cassie with a 🍉

@cassiebirb

5 years

people keep saying happy birthday to me but my mom had a c-section so was i ever truly born

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@cassiebirb

4 years

my arm hair felt this

nadirah

@hinadirah

4 years

i'm this old

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cassie with a 🍉

@cassiebirb

6 years

2 quastion 1. who is grimes 2. is elon musk bad or just rich

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@cassiebirb

5 years

hello! if you didn’t know, i just moved to new york and i’m looking for my start in the digital media/entertainment industry. if you have any job recs or PA gigs please reach out to me!

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@cassiebirb

5 years

|￣￣￣￣￣￣￣| | give | | claire | | saffitz | | a sword | | ＿＿＿＿＿____| (\__/) || (•ㅅ•) || / 　づ

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cassie with a 🍉

@cassiebirb

6 years

LADIES, your botanical clock is ticking! that’s right, you better get a plant before time runs out!!

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@cassiebirb

6 years

FOR RENT: my apartment, just the 8-10 hours a day it’s empty while my roommate and i are at work good area, decent plant collection, plenty of space for mindful crafting. you can try on our shoes if you want

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@cassiebirb

5 years

the meals i make for my boyfriend vs. the meals he makes for me

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@cassiebirb

6 years

14 degree wind chill? jeans: cuffed ankles: out

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@cassiebirb

7 years

some dumb illiterate 2nd grader: writing sux me, a mature and highly educated writing major: writing sux

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@cassiebirb

4 years

what’s she watching

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@cassiebirb

7 years

chop chop

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@cassiebirb

6 years

danny with cheese

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@cassiebirb

3 years

she's getting yassified

MSN UK

@msnuk

3 years

Queen has 'entered a new phase' and we 'may not see her until February', say experts

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cassie with a 🍉

@cassiebirb

4 years

so my snake plant sprouted a flower, which i learned only happens when the plant feels so stressed out/neglected it might die. difficult to say which of us is being more dramatic in quarantine