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jamie 🦋

@piratistic

11 months

me in a pirate hat. if you even care

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jamie 🦋

@piratistic

3 months

personally i’m a firm believer that a medical emergency will force armand to turn daniel into a vampire and when daniel wakes up and realises hes been turned his first words will be ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

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3 months

#iwtvspoilers armand hypnotised daniel so bad that he forgot he was gay for 50 years

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3 months

something something new orleans claudia calling louis “daddy lou” and paris claudia playing “baby lu” in the show something something

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1 month

post-s2 armand moves in with daniel in his new york apartment and treats the roomba like it’s a pet. he is throwing crumbs on the ground for it to vacuum up and says he’s “feeding it.” he pets it. his ipad alerts him that it’s stuck somewhere and he cries

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jamie 🦋

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3 months

i HATE vampires. if you’re a vampire don’t even THINK about breaking through my window in the night and ENCHANTING and SEDUCING me to be your ETERNAL COMPANION.

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jamie 🦋

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11 months

#ofmds2spoilers

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jamie 🦋

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5 years

netflix show proposal: give wyatt oleff a sword and just see what happens

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jamie 🦋

@piratistic

11 months

some of y’all would rather TOP a TWINK than STOP and THINK 🤨

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jamie 🦋

@piratistic

1 year

TRYING TO FIND OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH MOOTS PLEASE <3 RT I WOULD LIKE TO BE FRIENDS

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jamie 🦋

@piratistic

2 years

they way they are her parents…….

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jamie 🦋

@piratistic

8 months

whatever you do, do NOT think about the fact that black pete was aboard the red flag for a whole night without knowing that lucius was just below deck

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jamie 🦋

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2 years

@brettgelman THANK YOU BRETT THE LGBTQ+ COMMUNITY STANS YOU TOO

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jamie 🦋

@piratistic

3 months

his first act as a vampire is beating armand over the head with a hammer

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jamie 🦋

@piratistic

2 years

what the fuck is all this about “eddie is a knock off billy” have we been watching the same show. name one similarity between them quick

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jamie 🦋

@piratistic

3 months

his second act as a vampire is kissing armand

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jamie 🦋

@piratistic

3 months

FREE THINKER

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3 months

If I had a girlfriend I would train her to kill

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jamie 🦋

@piratistic

11 months

hello?

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jamie 🦋

@piratistic

2 years

thinking thoughts about s1 mike projecting his feelings for will onto el… he never recognised that his feelings for will were romantic because wills a boy BUT now will is missing and there’s a girl in the picture! and she’s helping him find will! emotions are running high and +

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jamie 🦋

@piratistic

2 years

CAN ST STANS AND TUA STANS STOP FIGHTING PLS IM GOING TO RIP MY HAIR OUT

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jamie 🦋

@piratistic

11 months

not being funny i actually need her to stab me in the shoulder blade

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jamie 🦋

@piratistic

2 years

@levgarrity i am a henderhop besties warrior

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jamie 🦋

@piratistic

11 months

@GENTLEPlRATE YEAH. yeah. and for a fun little bit of whimsy ed and stede stay in communication via letters delivered by seagull buttons

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jamie 🦋

@piratistic

2 years

“wills not gay” ok why is he gay then

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jamie 🦋

@piratistic

4 years

umbrella academy two spoilers but i give you no context

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jamie 🦋

@piratistic

4 years

i literally can't make this any clearer

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jamie 🦋

@piratistic

5 years

@tozierswift no they're not gay, but continue to force a sexuality i guess

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jamie 🦋

@piratistic

4 years

open this thread if you're an umbrella academy stan

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jamie 🦋

@piratistic

2 years

also hi i’m not new to tuatwt but i haven’t been very active in the fandom recently and would love some new mutuals/people to interact with <3 please rt if you wouldn’t mind!

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jamie 🦋

@piratistic

9 months

LOVE when izzy calls out stede for having insane plot armour. “you’re useless how the fuck are you still alive bitchboy” yeah girl get him i’ve been wondering the same damn thing!

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jamie 🦋

@piratistic

2 years

call me crazy BUT i think el knows that peter/001/vecna is alive. hear me out

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jamie 🦋

@piratistic

1 year

being autistic is so crazy because when i start liking someone i feel like i’m going to explode

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jamie 🦋

@piratistic

2 years

eddie munson to steve harrington while they fight demobats in the upside down

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jamie 🦋

@piratistic

2 years

she’s a 10 but she spits hallucinogenic poison on people when she’s mad at them

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jamie 🦋

@piratistic

4 years

@finnspup bad news for jaeden... imma have to steal her

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jamie 🦋

@piratistic

11 months

i giggle and kick my feet every time i see this little shoulder shimmy she’s my babygirl

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jamie 🦋

@piratistic

11 months

lrt “i trusted you, i trusted us” is so fucking devastating i’m gonna cry

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jamie 🦋

@piratistic

4 years

@ethantk23 @netflix in their defence all ur tweets r like

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jamie 🦋

@piratistic

2 years

his hope for finding will are pinned on el and he finally finally recognises what he’s feeling as a crush but he’s supposed to like girls and el is a girl so his crush must be on her, right? WRONG michael you little idiot

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jamie 🦋

@piratistic

11 months

his ass didn’t even try

ass tonight, ass forever

@ofmdquotes

11 months

Ed looking at Stede in episode 2.04, a face journey

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jamie 🦋

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6 months

izzy talking about stede:

Why you should have a cat

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jamie 🦋

@piratistic

1 year

REPLY/RT TO JOIN AN OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH GROUPCHAT ! 18+ PLEASE !

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jamie 🦋

@piratistic

3 months

@RoxaneDR you and delainey played this relationship so beautifully. madeleine and claudia are everything <3

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jamie 🦋

@piratistic

1 year

blue is lucius, grey is stede

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jamie 🦋

@piratistic

2 months

when HEEE wouldn’t look at my kindly! lestat lestat lestat lestat lestat lestat lestat- THE NAME! the name. i uttered in our home for twenty three years, said over, and OVER again until it pounding in my brain like a hammer! and you threw her name around for cover, but-

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2 months

my daughter was my sister was my throw pillow

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jamie 🦋

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2 years

@levgarrity MY FAVOURITE BEST FRIENDS FR

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jamie 🦋

@piratistic

1 month

pls read ! i am in this server and watched this all go down in real time… i also think it’s maybe important to mention that after being “kicked” from the server, sage (who is 29) sought out support from the youngest members of the server (18) ..

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jamie 🦋

@piratistic

2 months

i have been in this fandom for about five minutes and i fear it’s already done irreparable damage to my brain like i’m sorry but oh my god

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jamie 🦋

@piratistic

4 years

you offend one dumbass with daddy issues and here come all their friends, pack it up umbrella academy 🙄

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jamie 🦋

@piratistic

5 months

never told this story on here before but one time i met this person at a gay club and i mentioned ofmd because their outfit was giving ed vibes and they were like “omg i love ofmd let’s make out” and i kind of just laughed it off because i did Not want to make out… anyway then+

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jamie 🦋

@piratistic

3 years

list of tua characters that deserved a pop figure more than baby pogo: lila sissy harlan raymond axel otto oscar the handler aj carmichael herb dot eudora patch reginald agnes kenny’s mom 1963 dave vietnam war dave old five literally anybody

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jamie 🦋

@piratistic

3 years

why did i think this was a nonbinary lila confirmation

Netflix Geeked

@NetflixGeeked

3 years

they

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jamie 🦋

@piratistic

3 months

@Iesbianclaudia i’m going to get you

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jamie 🦋

@piratistic

3 months

is this yalls oomf ?

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jamie 🦋

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11 months

aw shit here we go again

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jamie 🦋

@piratistic

2 years

lila is pregnant in season 3 guys i’ve BEEN saying this

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jamie 🦋

@piratistic

11 months

i actually reallyyyyy feel for rhys because in situations like that (unfriendly to autistic people…) i also tend to severely overcompensate to try and cover up my discomfort,, which ends up coming across as strange or even rude. but anyway

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jamie 🦋

@piratistic

4 years

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jamie 🦋

@piratistic

4 years

i’m bored so uhhhh 1 like = 1 hargreeves sibling headcanon

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jamie 🦋

@piratistic

11 months

mentioned to my mum that i want to buy a book about the golden age of piracy and tell me why she said “you know pirates are really violent and bad people” … did she think i liked pirates for their good deeds and unwavering morals or

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jamie 🦋

@piratistic

1 year

TAKING MATTERS INTO MY OWN HANDS reply to join an ofmd/go/wwdits gc!! all i ask is that you’re 18+ please !!

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jamie 🦋

@piratistic

2 years

HASHTAG T4T ????

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jamie 🦋

@piratistic

3 months

@D4RKTR1CKZ santiago: you wrote his last words here in his own blood lestat: hello 👋

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jamie 🦋

@piratistic

5 months

they proceeded to only call ed “blackbeard” and called stede “the blonde guy” and also said that stede was ed’s hostage ….. i was like girl you do NOT love ofmd

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jamie 🦋

@piratistic

7 months

crocheted some sweaters for my frogs :)

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jamie 🦋

@piratistic

11 months

decorating your bedroom as an autistic adult who still lives at their parents house is just like making a museum of every special interest/hyperfixation you’ve had in the past 10 years

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jamie 🦋

@piratistic

1 year

slowly converting all my friends into ofmd enjoyers

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jamie 🦋

@piratistic

2 years

unfortunately i do not care what kurt kunkle did i would still fuck him

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jamie 🦋

@piratistic

2 years

anyway. there is nothing wrong with being autistic i actually love being autistic i love the way i experience the world and i love the way i think and feel and interact! autism is what makes me myself and i love who i am!!!!!!!!

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jamie 🦋

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2 years

@wherexbyers no literally mf was dead in the ground and will and mike are like i can’t believe this stupid asshole didn’t tell us the number

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jamie 🦋

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2 years

excuse me sir i am looking for u most exquisite raccoon fursuit

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jamie 🦋

@piratistic

3 months

free my girl lestat de lioncourt he did all of it but once he’s out i’m gonna kill him myself

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jamie 🦋

@piratistic

1 year

i’m gonna eat glass

no context our flag means death

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jamie 🦋

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1 year

updating my pronouns to they/he/xe !

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jamie 🦋

@piratistic

10 months

Smash Hit Comedy TV Series Our Flag Means Death Starring Nathan Foad And Others

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jamie 🦋

@piratistic

9 months

my mum is watching diary of a wimpy kid

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jamie 🦋

@piratistic

11 months

i cant believe that was real

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11 months

gaslight gatekeep girlfriend or whatever

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11 months

stede bonnet in episode 6

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jamie 🦋

@piratistic

10 months

damn she’s grabbing that thing…. just went for it. good for her

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jamie 🦋

@piratistic

1 year

OOH ELLO IM A LITTLE WOODEN BOY AND ME LEGS ARE STICKS

debs 🏴‍☠️🍉

@gentlesbeard

1 year

In honor of International Talk Like a Pirate day, reply/quote this with your favorite OFMD quote 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈

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jamie 🦋

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3 months

@quietlongingfor wait this would be so funny considering the whole “real rashid” thing

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jamie 🦋

@piratistic

3 months

#iwtvspoilers so in new orleans all louis wanted was to have lestat all to himself and hated lestats penchant for casual sex and flings, but in san francisco with armand he brought over 100 guys back to the apartment? interesting.

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jamie 🦋

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5 months

ed and louis

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jamie 🦋

@piratistic

9 months

Mariya Alexander

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9 months

Rizz? You mean the old razzle dazzle???

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jamie 🦋

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5 months

that same night i was telling a girl how much i loved her tarot card tattoos and showing her the card in my phone case and that same person was like “you know tarot was only invented to scam stupid people and it’s not real” i was like Ok…….

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jamie 🦋

@piratistic

4 years

ok here are my hargreeves headcanons luther - he/him bisexual diego - he/they bisexual allison - she/her bisexual klaus - they/them pansexual five - they/he/she queer ben - he/him gay vanya - they/them lesbian

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jamie 🦋

@piratistic

5 years

the poet the poem