@cocainecross
One minor silver lining:
Toni Braxton stood up for Robin and emasculated Tyson all in one fell swoop with the "He Wasn't Man Enough for Me" video
I'll always respect her for that. NO ONE was on Robin's side, but Toni had gutsss!
@poopoobuttjr
@AITA_reddit
Imagine seeing your beloved elderly cat playing for the first time in his life and thinking "ugh now I have to feed him more, unacceptable"
@ThatOneHoeHaha
@ruespillbottle
When I was a kid there were countdown clocks to when Britney, Lindsey, the Olsens, etc turned 18 so I love them pretending like this isn't a pattern 🙄
@riverlander1
@hey_jorhey
@zachsilberberg
I got to say, I did not see the silly phone rivalry joke escalating straight to making fun of poor people who can't afford to eat. That's... pretty fking gross actually.
@AITA_reddit
"I have been very patient explaining to a couple of 2 year olds about a request they cannot possibly comprehend and is developmentally inappropriate to expect of them"
@mattxiv
I'm an Irish Catholic linguist who studies ancient Greek, so:
1) the 2 popular no-homo verses are actually mistranslated laws against pedophilia/incest
2) even if the translations were accurate IMAGINE IF AMERICA ONLY HAD 2 VAGUELY HOMOPHOBIC LAWS?? LOL. LMAO.
@iHVRLVN
@planetalex_
I was like "...maybe I need to take a Sister, Sister break" when I started telling them apart without trying 😅 (I did not in fact take a Sister, Sister break)
@ChaseMit
@KevinTPorter
@LAFoodBank
I feel like you can see this in how she acts now. I watched an old clip I found funny and she seems like she's genuinely enjoying it, and I didn't realize until then how much she clearly hates it now.
@riverlander1
@hey_jorhey
@zachsilberberg
Nah man. I worked with kids in public housing and foster care for years, and punching down like that isn't shit-talking. It's just using starvation as a punchline to belittle the most vulnerable groups of people.
That is some bottom of the barrel behavior. Seriously.
@danadonly
I was so terrified the first time I told my doctor I smoked pot. He just goes "calm down, I don't care, you've been smoking cigarettes since 15"
@captainkalvis
We borrowed the word cucaracha but didn't want anyone to think we were cool with Mexico so we changed it to cockroach even though it's not even a roach. Yes I am fun at parties.
@somnia_zen
@BlighttownNIMBY
@funandnormal
Or wants to bring a kind of happiness to others that he finds fleeting or maybe even unobtainable? When I taught, the most meaningful days were when I helped a kid not feel insecure or overwhelmed like I often did as a student.
@RoyalUbiquitous
@LindsayPB
Same but with losing stuff. If you really cared about it, you wouldn't have left it on the bus. MOM I LEAVE LITERALLY EVERYTHING ON THE BUS, I'M FRANKLY SHOCKED I AM HERE TALKING TO YOU MYSELF
@DrJ_Easley
The director's Lexus parked out front because she's also the private sole owner of the facility 🤑
Source: getting paid $10.75/hr from 2012-2014 as the head teacher of an entire daycare+preschool with a resume that included a relevant college degree and years of prior experience
@Chinchillazllla
I still think about when my 5th grade teacher in the 90s taught us about them, like they did every year, and asked "so which one gets more done: violent or nonviolent protest?" Obviously Malcom X is always the bad guy so we cheerfully answered "nonviolent!" and she goes "nope!"
@Kwatts7304
@RookieAdult
@latimes
Also it belonged a dead woman who didn't want anyone else to wear a dress so important to her and tailormade for her. Respecting the wishes of the deceased is a pretty fundamental form of respect.
@hey_jorhey
@zachsilberberg
Oh perhaps that is why I checked to see what my different kind of phone would do, and it did this, which is funny.
I'm glad we worked through this together.
@korea_suicide
I heard Jonah Hill wasn't acting about hating McLovin. Michael Cera talked about it on Hot Ones. Apparently Jonah walked out of the audition in a huff because McLovin got bigger laughs when Jonah kept trying to make fun of fun of him and McLovin returned fire, completely unfazed.
@shayne571
@JamesDerk
@wpjenna
Then don't look too hard for actual Trump voters' tweets about this... They very genuinely think our last president was a Muslim who discriminated against them and forced everyone to say Happy Holidays for 8 years
@ParkerMolloy
Remember when they were trying to frame protestors with a misleading photo but it kinda just looked like they were calling the police station a dumpsterfire?
@KinseySS
@SlayJane
@mustachetoilet
At first I thought she meant because they'd been together for years but... But she means *before* they started dating, doesn't she.
@prettycritical
I worked in early childhood ed for a long time and honestly, playing with kids can be a lot of work and I hated it when people acted like I'm just having fun all day every day. I loved those kids but I won't ever shame anyone who recognizes their inability to engage in that way.
@shahabthefallen
@scissorbooks
Yeah no I get that. A history of using nationalism as an excuse to commit human rights violations doesn't exonerate the leaders who continue to enable those policies in perpetuity.
Trust me. I'm American.
@AITA_reddit
Regardless of your misguided assumption that no one can make money in creative fields, you're DEFINITELY the AH for laughing at him and humiliating someone who clearly gives your kid more guidance and support in his interests than he finds at home
@Kaitlin_M_Ruiz
Aww poor guy tried so hard to contradict his mom without insulting or embarrassing. Pretty commendable job of it, all things considered.
@MAD_lines
@cocainecross
I might not go so far as to say the SONG is about Mike Tyson, but the music video most certainly is.
The plot of the music video, Robin's redemption arc from gullible to leaving his ass...yeah that's the story of Robin & Tyson. They even cast a hotter younger version of him lmao
@uniquegalore
A guy IMMEDIATELY telling me I'm wrong when I mention that I probably know more about baseball than him. It happens so often that I put it in my tinder profile just to weed them out on their first.
I coach high school baseball.
@KaySocLearn
This has to be the weirdest power struggle I've seen my fellow teachers engage in.
So what if they *do* just want to go for a walk down the hall anyway? There are worse things in this world than stretching your legs for a minute.
@ParkerMolloy
We weren't allowed to wear logo shirts unless it was the school logo. I wore a Cheerios shirt once and they told me not to do that anymore. Would like my headline pls.
@remembrancermx
@alveolartrill_0
I just hunted down the scene I remembered from my childhood, and I honestly can't believe this is from 30 years ago. Gotta be the only mainstream media from the late 80s that aged even a little well, right??