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I can’t keep this conversation going if you’re not gonna speak properly & make sense. Take your time next time

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Lakini wakadinali pia hutupima cause wtf is “hii T-shirt ni ya white” repeated a million times!!?
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Moses kuria saying it as it is
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@_abena_claudia Did they increase your salary? If not I can also email them
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@KWSKenya Don’t believe anything until the government denies it. I now know this is true
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@fairynuff1979 @shaunking Black minors are tried as adults white adults are labeled as “boys”
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@lodrizzle8 Posters are beyond your pay grade I’m sure huko kiganjo hakuna unit ya how to trace political poster designers.
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@Reggaewailer You sure you’re thinking?
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@mbiti_mwondi Kenya kila pahali kuna cartel hata begging kwa streets huwezi amka kesho ati wewe ni beggar hapo moi avenue kuna wenye lazima uongee nao
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@RepMattGaetz No one cares
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@HonMoses_Kuria Create a problem then solve it then pat your back. Tuna wajua
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@ntvkenya +254708089959 that’s her number let’s say hi tumjulie hali
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@evenmaina I have posted mine
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This is a lecturer at UoN
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@SirAlexas It's called being jealous...CITAM and it's members are not gatekeepers of other bodies. Proudly CITAM..kasikie vibaya mbali...
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@wahomethuku Being a meme is not an easy task
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@NatTurnip @JadeLara_ You brought a missile to a gun fight
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@Gidikim Kama Dedan Kimathi alishindwa wewe ndio utaweza Jenga taifa?
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@lavern_spicer @KariLake Send her money for the appeal
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@kastemilchic Ushikwe juu ya picha na kina babu wako parliament. Zima hio kitu inakupea paranoia
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@edgarobare She’s struggling like our economy
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@BusiaSir @spmbuzzke Kwani news ni nini? Are you always like this, or today you're putting extra effort
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@JoeWMuchiri1 VAR check
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@K24Tv So 42 Kenyans died and you still hold onto your job funded by taxpayers?
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@WilliamsRuto Mr Echesa was the right candidate for CS sports... ANAPENDA MCHEZO kweli... @WilliamsRuto well done for identifying and using talent
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@pinngponng @WilliamsRuto Like we’re waiting for JM, pinto, Mboya, Ojode, Saitoti, Mugo, Msando, Yebei, Juma and now this one 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️
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@RodgersKipembe This shows how much of a failure he is. Imagine all this people at a political rally on a random Wednesday
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@OgudaJnr_ Hizo boobies ndio zinafanya anaitwa waithera?
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@MikeSonko I’m sure he drinks alcohol and doesn’t go to church like our Zakayo
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@Bhonke11 Hizi vitu time ya Uhuru hazikua #RutoMustGo
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@BillowKerrow Why can’t they save #Somalia ?
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@spectatorindex They can now build toilets
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@ayielar We want peace We will not allow #GenZs to burn Kenya
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@neo_mojo @Mjjvl How do you get alcohol to freeze?
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@Reggaewailer Unijue ndio nini?
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@wavegoddessx 7’11”
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@DonaldJTrumpJr For someone who stands like this you need to calm your titties
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@CyprianKendo @NigeriaStories Toothpick fight you bring rockets
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@Mzlianne @anoncobs @zainabdehinde This is a confession that there was someone in the lady's room.
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@citizentvkenya @OAyacko there’s not a single street light in migori the county headquarters is darker than Awendo and you’re yapping about dialogue
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@citizentvkenya @FordFoundation is funding the chaos. We don’t want UDA to burn Kenya
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@CapitalFMKenya @DrAlfredMutua even you couldn’t come up with such a script for you #CobraSquad this is why #RutoMustGo
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@Son_of_Laikipia @RajiniENicholas Lies mtukutu @WilliamsRuto you have a missed call
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@polo_kimanii Chinese are mining gold in migori county some places that some of you have never even heard of but unapata Chinese huko
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@BillowKerrow Without Duale in that list you’ll have to appear before the clan elders sindio
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@RobertAlai Why don’t you debate him
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@RodgersKipembe What are this two cartoons doing?
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@OsoroSylvanus You couldn’t even edit whatever is handed to you wewe unapost vile imetumwa 🚮🚮🚮🚮
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@mattgaetz You want a cookie for that? What has your #GOP done for them?
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@Bookten8 Niwape namba mumusalimie
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@Jim_Jordan @RepAdamSchiff Why are you obsessed with the #Whistleblower like knowing who the person is will change anything at this point in time.
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@alexmwanzo People with those skills are of no use to a politician
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@_fels1 Find one from an Asian lady who is an expatriate and is leaving
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@ythera @SupremeGREAM If they're added, it'll be 50k
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@BravinYuri Facebook is on another universe kumbe that 3am spiritual realm guy is still on facebook. That ninja itumbi needs to give him something official
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@OG_SwaggChamp @Blaiv_ @sxbvna @cxrnelius1 If there’s no servers the owner gonna figure something that’s the entrepreneur’s job not mine
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@realDonaldTrump #SaudiArabia 9/11 we forget so fast
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@citizentvkenya Is this the only photo you have of Africa? You f #cking idiots
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@AnuarSaddat @HonOscarSudi Hii kizingu yote unataka atoe translator wapi? It’s past 10pm
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@realDonaldTrump Please consider calling Romney at (202) 224-5251 to thank him for his statement. And encourage him to take additional steps and/or recruit other Rs to come out from hiding and say something.
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@Josh001J There’s the other scandal of being caught with Fr. Wamugunda chaplain wa UoN in a compromising situation sijui ilkua kwa gari.
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@wahomethuku Try something else I’m sure you’re well paid at least give us quality propaganda #RutoMustGo
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@ant1874x @outofcontroljb @realDonaldTrump This is a masterpiece. It will be in the American archives
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@realDonaldTrump Nurse he’s up early
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@EtalePhilip @DCI_Kenya is this legal for this cop to be in uniform without his number?
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@McKennaMK Uasin Gishu ndio kwa Mandago huko ni njaa inawasumbuaw
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@mwabilimwagodi Not happening there’s deserving Kenyans but not this one who thinks a teargas canister is a can of Smirnoff
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@MihrThakar Ulitaka aende SJ?
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@WilliamsRuto Yes remember your stupid rallies that the price we pay
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@Kenyans @MillicentOmanga why drag your husband in your shenanigans unataka pia tushuke na yeye?
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@kipmurkomen Itakua hivi
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@runews @WilliamsRuto can you do the honorable thing uende sugoi kwa amani
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