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Vinyl Records. Funk. Blues. Jazz. Soul. Hip Hop. Soukous. Quiet Storm. Reggae. Benga. Muziki Wa Dansi. Coffee. Whisky. Beer. 7ft Personality ¹/² @envogueauto

Nairobi, Kenya
Joined February 2009
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@SupremeGREAM
Samurai Noetic
5 years
This year... You want a car, hit me up You want to service a car, hit me up Need a car part, hit me up Need a nose cut, hit me up Need a half cut, hit me up Need headlight, hit me up Need an engine, hit me up Need a gearbox, hit me up Issues cars, hit me up.
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4 years
Nixon Chepseba
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CBS Sports
4 years
What's the coolest an athlete has ever looked in a photo/screenshot?
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1 year
CBD is surprising.
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3 years
🤣🤣🤣
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The removal of Koome seems to be because he didn't use maximum violence on peaceful protestors if the violence we're seeing today is anything to go by.
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5 years
@GMA @LinseyDavis NYC Marathon course record is at 2:05:05. Set in 2011 by Geoffrey Mutai. Yesterday's winner, Geoffrey Kamworor clocked 2.08.13... what shoe was Mutai wearing in 2011?
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2 years
Biashara zingine ni ngumu! 16k for this and it doesn't even have South Sudan!
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1 month
They can't tell between a veteran & respected journalist and their target but somewhat unravelled 42 murders in under 36hrs.
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2 years
What KE 🇰🇪 debates have been like...
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5 months
If there was no sky, there would be no helicopter accidents. 🤷🏾‍♂️
@ntvkenya
NTV Kenya
5 months
Chopper carrying Roads CS Kipchumba Murkomen and KAA Chairman Caleb Kositany crashes during take-off in Baringo County, no casualties reported.
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Samurai Noetic
3 years
The bags are better behaved than your average Nairobi driver
@DoctorAjayita
Dr. Ajayita
3 years
This baggage conveyor belt system at Changi Airport, Singapore.
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3 years
One of the pioneers of music copyright protection. Man even joined law school late in life just to understand laws governing copyrights and to arm himself for it.
@citizentvkenya
Citizen TV Kenya
3 years
Popular Kikuyu benga artist, Albert Gacheru, known for his hit song 'Mwendwa wakwa Mariru' dies aged 59 at a hospital in Nairobi, family says.
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7 months
Kanairo is hectic
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11 months
From wozzap. This is the reality.
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5 years
I see so many of such tweets from SA. Somehow things there work easier for them to own homes so early. Imagine what you have to do to get to this point in Nairobi
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3 years
It is downright immoral to tax bottled drinking water when you have failed to provide clean water to every citizen.
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1 month
I had never imagined this song would be co-opted into protest music but I am down for it.
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3 years
This was shared in an FB group I am in...
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3 years
Y'all let this man think he's funny....
@nftaIienfrens
tv47
3 years
COMEDIAN Eric Omondi emulates Embarambamba’s style of ‘dancing’. “Embarambamba uko na shida,” he says. VIDEO/COURTESY
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5 years
Good journalism would dig through the extradition cases and find the said judges. No?
@ntvkenya
NTV Kenya
5 years
We bribed Kenyan judges, prosecutors to prevent our extradition ~ Akashas confess
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4 years
The absence of evidence, is not the evidence of absence.
@NationBreaking
Nation Breaking News
4 years
KILIFI Governor Amason Kingi declares county coronavirus-free after last six patients who had tested positive were cured and discharged.
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5 years
Someone's ruracio invitation card looks like this and I amused.
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3 years
I find advertising a swimming pool as one of the features in a house in Limuru a little funny.
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5 years
Mans has lived through two presidencies after he left office. One to show him how to run a growing economy and another to show him he really didn't plunder as much as he could.
@StandardKenya
The Standard Digital
5 years
Kenya's second president, Mzee Daniel Arap Moi celebrates his 95th Birthday today. He was born on 2nd September 1924. What do you remember him by? #HappyBirthdayArapMoi
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Samurai Noetic
1 year
@waithera_jk 1. Fly to some foreign city 2. Photobomb someone 3. Cheeky laugh
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4 years
He is so expressive it's delightful to watch. 😂
@donwinslow
Don Winslow
4 years
This fella has it right:
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Samurai Noetic
9 months
What's the brand name? Maitū Maaria?
@ntvkenya
NTV Kenya
9 months
Catholic Church enters milk business with Sh150 million plant in Kiambu
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7 months
You'd be forgiven to think this tweet is by a Kenyan referring to a Kenyan lawyer... Africa is indeed a country.
@RangaMberi
Ranga.🇿🇼
7 months
Local lawyer watches in utter shock as those SA lawyers argue their case in plain English, without using any big Latin crinkum-crankum sesquipedalianism…
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2 years
These things had Prezzo on a chokehold he made a whole song on them.
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4 years
Oh!
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8 months
Was reading this savage piece yesterday...and I can't even fault it.
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@BBCAfrica
BBC News Africa
9 months
Kenya to send 1,500 farm workers to Israel amid Hamas war
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Samurai Noetic
6 months
Facing the threat of never stepping into high school, I took myself to one, talked to the principal and asked him to admit me and without a single cent, he did. A term later, with his immense support, I got a sponsor.
@adribbleofink
Aidan Moher
5 years
Tell me a story about yourself the sounds like a lie but is absolutely true.
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3 years
Something about hospitals having a 'revenue target' that sounds sick!
@BD_Africa
BusinessDaily
3 years
Nairobi main hospitals miss revenue targets by Sh86m
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10 days
Ah! Jirani!!
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1 year
If people looking to align & straighten their teeth is a pandemic, then so be it.
@Kavutha_Mutua
Kavutha
1 year
New pandemic in Kenya - braces!😆
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2 years
Waiyaki Way at Kabete inbound Jan 31st 2016 😞🙁😥
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5 months
Usimpe roho yako waza kwanza 🎶
@JohnFanimokun
TallJohn🌍
5 months
Motorola is Back🔥
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3 years
Ilikuwa fiti Kasyoki.
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Timbaland
3 years
Good afternoon !!!! How's your Friday going?
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6 months
I think the problem we're facing here is having a president that was not for the 2010 constitution
@NationAfrica
Nation Africa
6 months
KRA to collect revenues for counties in new Public Finance Management Bill
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Samurai Noetic
9 months
FYI, tires do have an expiry date. Usually around 4 years from the date of manufacture. Every tire has a date it was made usually denoted by a number.. in the tire below, (0119) indicates the tire was manufactured on the first week of 2019.
@Brianmbunde
Brian Mbunde ™
9 months
Karibu tuende kwa Baba last weekend.
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2 years
A future generation of Nairobi will have to tear down that slab road.
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8 months
If bars are outnumbering public libraries...maybe it's the government that is asleep..and guess who is part of that government?
@RobertAlai
Robert ALAI, HSC
8 months
The biggest menace to family units in Nairobi and its environs are these establishments called Quiver Lounges. There is no reason why we must license so many of the Quivers to terrorise families, including those who thinks they are safe near I was along Kangundo Road last
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3 years
The Citizenry: We want immunization The gov: We give you ammunition
@StateHouseKenya
State House Kenya
3 years
3/4 He said the arms factory which is part of the National Security Industries Network is in line with the Manufacturing Pillar of the Big Four Agenda, as well as the Kenya Vision 2030.
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6 years
A friend of mine who has been off alcohol for 5 months saw Kimaru's tweet on being off for 18 months today and cancelled his order of a double Hennessy. That's positive influence.
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3 years
I have laughed a little more than it was necessary 😂
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6 years
One of Nairobi hacks is knowing what side of the jav to seat when the sun is out like this. Also, hail the aisle seat.
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9 months
She is displacing Maasai people from their ancestral homes so that rich people can hunt there.. but sure.. nyani haoni kundule.
@kachwanya
Kachwanya
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Madam Suluhu, told those who keep on Traveling to Paris and Saudi to look for Carbon Credit Money to stop and believe that Africans can come up with their own resources for Climate change ...I don't know who she was targeting at that meeting
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3 years
Tim Njiru's Artscene was some good TV!
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3 years
That organisation had hired Andrew Kibe. That should tell you much about them as a whole.
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3 months
The Waiyaki Way-Red Hill road link road was quite something (took this on 27th May 2014)
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3 years
I was once in an interview and was asked if I could perform Under Pressure.. I asked if they could give me a few to practise the lyrics. I didn't know they loved Ras Kimono that much over there.
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There is no good reason why Limuru road, Thika Road, Juja Rd, Jogoo Rd, Outering, Kangundo Rd, Mombasa rd, Langata Rd, Ngong Rd, Waiyaki Way.. shouldn't have fire station each.
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Sakaja Arthur Johnson
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Between 3:30 am and 5:30 am There were five fires responded to by NCCG fire brig at 1. Kayole next to Naivas 2. ⁠Umoja II market sheds next to the Chiefs camp 3. ⁠Mathare 4A next to air force 4. ⁠Bondeni in Kibra 5. ⁠Toi Market First call for Toi came in at 5:45am
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Samurai Noetic
4 years
The greatest tricks ever pulled: 1. The Devil convincing the world he didn't exist. 2. Bata having countries believe it's their own brand.
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2 months
A sitting MP shot dead someone and he still sits in parliament. This country hounded Deputy CJ Nancy Baraza out of office for much less. Why is this person and two other MPs still in parliament?
@K24Tv
K24 TV
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“Wale watu wanasponsor maandamano Nairobi ni group inaitwa Illuminati” - MP Kagombe
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4 months
Them being outside of media houses that depend on government for ad revenue allows them a carte blanche to do proper reporting. Same thing for Ramah Nyang.
@zippoglisia
🧡🧡 Femme actuelle 🧡🧡
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John Allan Namu and Larry Madowo doing the Lords work, exposing mediocrity. The scenes are just lovely 🔥🔥
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2 years
DiCaprio walks into a Kenyan bar. No prizes for guessing which one it is.
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Samurai Noetic
7 months
I remember them taking GTC developers to court to stop them because they were going to dwarf them...not knowing that a slab road would end up making them look like Kahama in Ngara
@ValNgugi
The Branding Chic
7 months
They need to repaint Kempinski. The worst of the road stuff is done.
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1 year
The only KRS we recognize is One!
KRA to rebrand to KRS in a move that will cost Kenyan taxpayers Sh2.7 billion
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2 months
Don't forget Babu was conveniently absent from parliament when MPs were voting for the 2023 Finance Bill.
@Moonesch
Brian Munene SVG
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Babu Owino thinks he's being so slick lol All that "showing up" is pure PR cleansing. He shot a man in the neck and barely got a tap on the wrist about it. Chieth
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1 year
One of my fav jokes out there...you can feel the weight of it when it hits him 🤣
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8 months
Today marks 15 years since Muntadhar al-Zaidi threw his shoe at President Bush. "This is a farewell kiss from the Iraqi people, you dog! This is from the widows, the orphans, and those who were killed in Iraq."
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3 years
House of Leather could have turned to E-commerce but they opted to have people walking around with placards like Moses from the mountain with tablet and Anko Retail could easily have their bread.
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Samurai Noetic
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This is why we need to do away with CDF and bursaries in general. Such monies could have easily been channeled to fund free education.
@mainandegwa232
Don Bull
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In FY 2021/2022, Nixon Korir spent Ksh 80M to pay bursaries in Langata. However upon verification, only 30% of applicants acknowledge receipt of the bursaries Auditor General
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4 years
Any establishment that is dying simply because its target clientele can't jet into the country doesn't deserve our sympathy. It should have made us its customers first.
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1 year
That Merlot Red is looking nice on this 79!
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2 years
Anyone that starts off a conversation with, "KE 🇰🇪 music is trash.." is not someone you should be having a conversation on music with.
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Samurai Noetic
10 months
These cabinet meetings being held around the country like high school games cost the taxpayers A LOT!
@OliverMathenge
Oliver Mathenge
10 months
Cabinet meeting at State House, Mombasa.
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8 months
3,000 residential units being described as a 'hidden gem' is hilarious 😅
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9 months
Has this man seen his motorcade & entourage? Has this man seen himself holding cabinet meetings at random towns in this country? Has he seen his invite to Bonke at our expense? Has he seen himself appoint unconstitutional CAS? Has he seen the supplementary budget for his spouse?
@ntvkenya
NTV Kenya
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President Ruto: We must admit, that as a country we had been living large and way beyond our means. Time has come to retire the false comforts and illusionary benefits of wasteful expenditure. #StateOfTheNation #SOTN2023
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1 month
Hii script imechorwa na yule jamaa wa kikosi cha cobra
@CapitalFMKenya
Capital FM Kenya
1 month
Evidence recovered from the serial killer prime suspect in the Mukuru quarry murders
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9 months
Side spouses deciding between getting a G-Wagon and a village getting a borehole...
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4 months
My theory is that those two offices are being used as the fund raising kitty for the 2027 campaign.
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3 years
There were two versions of this song. One being the one below. The other name dropping the KE Cities to appease to Moi to lift the ban he had put Congolese Rhumba. Other songs to pet his nut-suck were Baba Moi part 1 & 2 released ion a 7inch single.
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2 years
There is some wee bit of irony here..the newscaster reporting on an eviction when 'his establishment' is almost evicting home owners by drowning them in noise.
@citizentvkenya
Citizen TV Kenya
2 years
Westlands Mystery Eviction: Family thrown out of their home of 46 years Goons effected an alleged court order on Friday Private developer deployed mob to demolish house Demolition was carried out despite a court order #MondayReport @TrevorOmbija
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4 months
A sewer rat could run for governor and y'all would elect one. Nothing new.
@Mercymasai3
Mercy Masai
4 months
Babu owino is the next governor of Nairobi! End of tweet!
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Samurai Noetic
3 months
KE 🇰🇪 audio scene getting better each day... Someone has these cool outdoor speakers for sale
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3 years
How Waiyaki Way used to look like at Waruku before...
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3 months
I never paid much attention, but Dr. House did have that swag on his feet
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4 months
When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of people in a society, over the course of time they create for themselves a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that justifies it. - Frederic Bastiat
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3 years
Maybe his name was Jomo because he had the Joy Of Missing Out on the struggle.
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6 years
Sounds like they could pay for SGR all by themselves.
@NationAfrica
Nation Africa
6 years
Matatu operators have said they have lost at least Sh46 billion since the nationwide enforcement of the "Michuki rules" began on November 12.
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4 years
The internet is something else and I love it 😂
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8 years
I'd totally go to a Kenya Power interview in a wrinkled shirt.
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3 years
A little assignment for you... check his mileage claim from PSC in the last one year then come report.
@K24Tv
K24 TV
3 years
Nyali Member of Parliament Mohammed Ali takes a matatu ride. Can your member of parliament take a Matatu ride?
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11 months
What's striking to me is how well organized they are to fight a shopkeeper but not well organized to empower themselves to own such shops and create jobs.
@BBCAfrica
BBC News Africa
11 months
🇿🇦 "I hate foreigners and the government is doing nothing." #BBCAfricaEye investigates the rise of xenophobia in South Africa and the violent targeting of migrants. 🎥 Watch the full film, "Fear and Loathing in South Africa" here:
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4 years
Mashujaa day is now determined like a moon sighting holiday?
@citizentvkenya
Citizen TV Kenya
4 years
Grade Four & Standard Eight national tests that were set to start today postponed to Wednesday due to the Mashujaa Day celebrations, KNEC announce
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6 years
Cocky!
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3 years
😂😂😂
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1 year
K-Shaka seemed overwhelmed by the turn out and the love they got. That was a fun night! Vigeti dropped his Punchlines Kibao verse and everyone was singing along. EPIC!
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Samurai Noetic
2 months
Also, @Mwirigi pointed out something, we shouldn't take the DP rant about NIS seriously.. that man paraded the weather man in front of the TVs to apologize for doing his job. It may not be any different even now. Let's treat the entire administration like the trash it is.
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4 years
Also, stop ordering chips from Karen and you're on Lumumba Drive.
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1 year
I totally respect the effort that goes into making something like this.
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4 years
Becoming.
@idaho_blue
Idaho Blue
4 years
Michelle Obama wrote the best seller Becoming. What will be the title of Melania’s book?
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3 months
Scammeress scammeress 🎶
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2 months
@Mr_Guantai Had never thought that this is even a thing you can do 😂
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4 years
5 years ago, the Waiyaki Way/Redhill link road looked like this.
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2 years
A 5 CD changer but all the 5 CDs are the same album.
@NationAfrica
Nation Africa
2 years
We have forgiven those who humiliated, disrespected us- Gachagua
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Samurai Noetic
1 year
Met this jolly fellow today @POTENTdynamics keep doing the good work you're doing 💪🏾
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Samurai Noetic
2 years
I always feel sad for Githeri Man. He never asked for all that befell him..man was just chilling on a queue to do his civic duty.
@RasnaWarah
Rasna Warah
2 years
I am the only (Kenyan) woman in the global south who has challenged the UN. But Githeri Man got more awards than I did. And it took me 6 years to write my book. He stood in line for a couple of hours.
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