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Monday enjoyer. Pro-life. Anti-communist.

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Joined June 2020
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It's actually Miss
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@KennethRWebster We don't hate journalists enough.
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@MarinaMedvin But I was reliably told Palestinian civilians are opposed to terrorism.
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Look how fancy he is!
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This is Murphy. He is not only fluffy, but also fancy. 12/10 multitalented king
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Males love to mark their territory.
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Saw this in a local ladies room #TransRightsAreHumanRights
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@thomasforth You know we have the freedom to buy houses without HOAs, right?
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@davidfolkenflik Why don't you guys just learn how to make solar panels?
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Gus was the goodest boy there ever was.
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Men, what is stopping you from dressing like this?
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Patriots are in control
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@mcuban She's the incumbent. She just looks silly, running on a platform of reform. She supported Bidenomics and everything that got us in this mess.
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@realDailyWire It is incredibly generous to call him a comedian.
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Men, what is stopping you?
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It’s a solid strategy to be honest
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From my dad. You're welcome.
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@NewYorkSun So, an insurrection. Got it.
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Back in the 90's, we used to go places without bringing a beverage. What changed? Did Big Waterbottle do this to us?
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Cowardly men who never post their own face have a lot of nasty things to say about the way women look on this hellsite.
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@McDaniel69 @MeadowGood What do you think about the study that showed kids IQs have dropped since masking, social distancing, lockdowns, etc.?
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@GregJKrieg Dems have been in charge for 12 out of the last 16 years. Who created the mess?
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@bravojourno Why is forcing masks on kids so important to these people?
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@RebeccaGarelli We gave you 2 weeks. That was almost 2 years ago.
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@JackPosobiec Lol! Just means we need to keep sharing this.
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@MeghanMcCain Which side riots after a loss?
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@greg_price11 I'm starting to think leftists enjoy being lied to. Like a fettish or something.
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Can this be the year we stop pretending this movie is actually good?
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@selinawangtv So no one will ever be able to buy another house and we'll all be in breadlines in year 2 of her presidency. Got it.
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@KamalaHQ Why does a serial rapist have a platform at the DNC?
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@andizeisler Yeah, people hate telemarketers. This isn't new.
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@Sarah_Linn @SecretaryPete Depends on whether you have a conscience or not. Personally, I'm anti child slavery, but I guess you've decided to go another way.
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From my dad. You're welcome.
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@KamalaHQ Several of the largest cities in the country stopped reporting crime data to the FBI to make Biden look better, but you already know that.
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@TheM0dalice Isn't San Francisco one of the cities that uses that special paint to splash urine back on those peeing on buildings. I'll try to contain my sadness at being banned from such a utopia.
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@TheAtlantic @elcush Could we maybe get them ti share their policies? Is that too much to ask? Seems important for a democracy.
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@JoelSimonSays @VanityFair I think you're thinking of Obama.
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@TheEconomist You mean the citizens or the illegals running around with swords, stabbing children?
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@arizona_sos If public schools are doing a good job, why are you so scared of vouchers?
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@iocmedia This is vile. You let two men beat up women for sport and your response is to cry discrimination? Someone should be in jail.
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Drop your favorite trans meme as we celebrate #TransDayOfVisibility
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@willchamberlain By your logic, Casey Anthony or Scott Peterson would qualify, but not George Washington.
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@hahalolwot @redsteeze In elementary school?
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My house, every morning. Gm!
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The folks who wanted every detail of Trump's sexual history are suddenly incurious prudes when it comes to Kamala.
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@PostGuild @washingtonpost Have you guys considered learning to build solar panels?
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@ChristinaPushaw Since there is not a shortage, I cannot think of a reasonable, non-evil reason they would do this.
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I don't like to brag, but I've mastered the egg sandwich.
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Guys, is this true? Feels true.
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@QuiverQuant Couldn't work a real job, so he became a politician. Sounds right.
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@RealPatrickWebb @benshapiro She was never going to do a debate with a fair moderator.
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@lporiginalg Maybe I was wrong about pit bulls.
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@PPact Self care doesn't usually end an innocent life and increase the suicide rate.
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I'm such a rebel, I use salted butter, no matter what the recipe says 💅
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@nickgillespie @WonderBreadUSA They gave away abortion pills in a gumball machine. What are you smoking?
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@GovRonDeSantis We need this on the federal level!
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@rooster_ohio What? Furthered a slanderous lie with a bad joke?
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@Quantum_Prg @WomenBeingAwful @gracies_snark As a tallish woman, I can tell you that is not true at all.
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@ScottAdamsSays Pol Pot and Mao also believed themselves to be the good guys.
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Ok, I get it now. @JesseKellyDC is right about ballet flats.
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WORLD EXCLUSIVE: I just finished an astonishing 90-minute interview with ⁦ @StormyDaniels ⁩ Everyone’s had their say about her, now she tells HER story about the fling that may send President Trump to prison. It airs tomorrow on ⁦ @PiersUncensored
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@townhallcom Making a 2 yr old wear a mask on a plane is stupid.
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I just need you guys to see this.
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@libsoftiktok Yes, we definitely haven't vilified straight men enough--especially the white ones. That's definitely the problem.
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@ninaturner Worried you'll lose the pro Hamas vote?
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@LilaGraceRose As a former center director, I'm disgusted by your poor stewardship of funds. Your stance on the election is also ridiculous. Embarrassing.
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I'm begging the right. Stop the unforced errors. Harris is a dumpster fire. Just go with that before you lose a lot of good people who want to be on your side.
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People with no kids shouldn’t be allowed to vote either.
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You guys realize most normal people have no idea what a caucus is, right?
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@libsoftiktok @ecicuny Why do they keep posting these things publicly?
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@Mediaite Who does he think has been in charge lately?
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@Cluffalo I tease my guy friends all the time for saying they don't like makeup on women. They treat us so much better when we wear a little makeup. They just don't like the eyelashes that look like spiders, huge fake lips and glitter everywhere.
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@MoeVortex @lesleyabravanel Don't worry, I've never seen her tweet anything true. I'm sure she's not starting now.
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From my dad. You're welcome.
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@fawfulfan Why would the government have a right to it instead of the family who earned it?
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@NiohBerg @Houseofeden007 And leftists were mad about it.
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@Artofhunger75 Why is no one protecting these women?
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Eastern NC BBQ is the best BBQ. Deal with it, haters.
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I've got the sads. Please poast pet pics. I'll start.
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TL cleanse Poast pets please
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Gm!
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@Amber53042423 @AnOpenSecret She shouldn't be in there at all.
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@NerdGaethje @libsoftiktok I work with kids birth-18. They know my name, that I have dogs, because they are on my phone lock screen, and that I go to church because I have a magnet on the back of my car. That's it. I would never look to them to "feel safe."
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What is the men's equivalent to the sundress?
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A friend was at my house, looking at the beautiful family Christmas pics our friends had sent me. I said I've always wanted to send one of those. She laughed in my face and said, "you mean with your dogs?" Be kind. Your friends who long for a family or those who have recently
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Merry Christmas Eve!
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@ScottJW And this is with 98% of the media propping him up.
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From my dad. You're welcome.
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@JesseKellyDC Generous with that hairline
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@stevenmazie You don't seem to know much about women. Criticizing her horrific policies and lack of competency is not the same as being misogynistic or racist. Us ladies are actually smart enough to discern the difference. Hope that helps!
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@JesseKellyDC They're just worried about little Aiden, Jayden and Braden catching the sniffles at school because DeSantis says we don't all have to wear underwear on our faces.
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@RealBrysonGray I'm scared of how little it took for us to give up so much.
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@MichaelEDyson Why do you assume he was not intelligent and hardworking enough to achieve on his own? Incredibly racist of you.
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I was just attacked by a lizard in my own home. I opened the front door and he dropped onto my shoulder, like a ninja, and got tangled in my hair before I flung him off. Now he is hiding, plotting revenge, I'm sure.
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@TheEconomist Randi Weingarten's legacy.
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@my3monkees I hope she sues Blake for every dime of that $2 mil.
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@libsoftiktok Schools can take 12 yr old girls for abortions without notifying parents in some states. Public schools think they own your kids.
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Happy Saturday, fellow internet bullies! @flapprdotnet
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My family knows how to celebrate a birthday. We're the classy sort of redneck.
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Rainy Sunday afternoons are for reading about cute bunnies.
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I know it sounds crazy, but it is possible to be on Twitter and not tell other people how to live. Some of you really should try it.
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@TimRunsHisMouth Sniffed a lot of hair and raised a criminal son.
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