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@jaded_vegan

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''You look like somebody stretched out a child'' | guitar/vocals @ContemporaryGF | Forklift Lesbian | 27 | she/they priv: @EmilyIsJaded

Sacramento
Joined March 2012
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Jade ๐Ÿ’š
2 months
here's some more pics from our big gay wedding to close out pride month ๐Ÿ’šโœจ๐Ÿ’›
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being 6'4" as a guy: lanky, weird body, is just kind of there being 6'4" as a woman: mystical, gorgeous, everyone wants me to step on them for some reason
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i am a lesbian and so is my extremely hot husband
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@vampzlily
เฑจเงŽ
5 months
i think for lesbian visibility week all the lesbians should quote this with cute pics of them so we can see you๐Ÿ˜ป
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Jade ๐Ÿ’š
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a lot of people seem to be very confused about how i (a lesbian) can have a husband (also lesbian) so let me provide some clarification: we're gay hope this helps :)
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Jade ๐Ÿ’š
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i am a lesbian and so is my extremely hot husband
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we saw you from across the room at emo prom and we liked your vibe... do you want to dance with us?
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Jade ๐Ÿ’š
6 months
Friendly reminder that I'm built like this (6'4")
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Jade ๐Ÿ’š
5 months
transitioning at work has been a wild experience because there are people who used to be so friendly to me who are now reluctant to accept help or even acknowledge a greeting like "good morning"
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ramona peach ringโบหณโœงเผšหšโ‚Š
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being trans in the service industry is crazy bc u can be the kindest person in the world and customers will just look at u with disgust
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5 months
if being a lesbian isn't as much of a gender identity as it is a sexual orientation then explain to me why i realized i was a lesbian years before i realized that i was a woman
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10 months
Just a friendly reminder that I have the coolest partner in the world. Olive is my best friend and I wouldn't be the person I am without them. ๐Ÿ’š
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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia but Dennis is a trans lesbian
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Jade ๐Ÿ’š
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girls will literally do a full face of makeup just to stay inside and play videogames
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proof
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@jaded_vegan
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3 months
is there a better pairing than doc martens trans-fem and high-heel crocs non-binney??? I think not
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Scoob! Like... I've got a chicks body!
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27 ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ’š
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i have curated a birthday outfit that is so incredibly sexy...
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Jade ๐Ÿ’š
9 months
Of course we're going to show up to the christmas party in all black
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Jade ๐Ÿ’š
9 months
We saw you from across the room and we liked your vibe... Do you wanna make out?
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Jade ๐Ÿ’š
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alright, it's been a minute since i've done one of these -2 years -the day i started my transition -2.5 years HRT
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@thearain60
TheAllergyGirl ๐Ÿ’œ๐ŸŒป๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ
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becoming yourself takes time -2.5 years 0 years 2.5 years
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the lesbians can call me mommy any day
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3 months
this plant powered dyke would like to wish all the lesbians a good morning
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Jade ๐Ÿ’š
8 months
Today marks my 2 year tranniversary ๐Ÿ–ค I started HRT in February, but it was 1-1-2022 that I made the promise to myself to start my transition. I'm in a much better place now than I was in the first photo, but I'm proud of her for taking the steps that allowed me to get here.
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Jade ๐Ÿ’š
7 months
Is anyone still looking for their valentine?
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Jade ๐Ÿ’š
4 months
just met a woman who was floored by my height and told me that i am "so gorgeous" and "in incredible shape" nothing can hurt me today
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at the gay art store selling gay art with Olive
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Jade ๐Ÿ’š
5 months
@blu3_hairedmess they're a frog and they're a lesbian. I hope this clears any confusion :)
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Jade ๐Ÿ’š
3 months
we got gay married to kick off pride month ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ’š
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8 months
We have to be the hottest couple at the Contemporary Girlfriend gig for some reason ๐Ÿ–ค
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Jade ๐Ÿ’š
8 months
Get yourself a girl who can do both
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Jade ๐Ÿ’š
7 months
Still not used to the fact that I just look like this now
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5 months
happy sunday sluts
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Jade ๐Ÿ’š
8 months
I'm literally right here...
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gnsey๐Ÿชท
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why is it so hard to find a top like this
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Is this anything?
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Jade ๐Ÿ’š
9 years
@megturney I finally got around to making this for you. Congratulations once again Meg! http://t.co/Xia2tQSuVk
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8 months
Good morning lesbians
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6 months HRT vs 2.5 years HRT progress is slow, but starting was the best decision I've ever made ๐Ÿ’š
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Jade ๐Ÿ’š
6 months
good morning gay people in my phone
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11 months
Anyways, here's my butt
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Jade ๐Ÿ’š
2 months
i umm.... i... uhhhhhh.. i.... yeag...
@ye1yah
melly !
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THE WALK? THE SPIT? THE FIT?
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Jade ๐Ÿ’š
7 months
Tired of doing my own makeup Who wants to come over and do this?
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Jade ๐Ÿ’š
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voice training might be worth it if i could be guaranteed to sound like her
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Jade ๐Ÿ’š
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i put on my FOXCULT shirt and all of a sudden Sacramento decided to have Seattle weather in the middle of August
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6 months
Today marks 6 years together with my frog I love you Olive, and I'm so happy to be your forever chef ๐Ÿ’šโœจ๐Ÿ’›
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2 months
i can't think of a good caption for these because it's supposed to be 110ยฐ for the next 4 days and my brain is fried ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ’š
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Jade ๐Ÿ’š
4 months
i'm one week away from marrying the love of my life! i'm so excited to finally see what this whole "sex" thing is all about
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6 months
I'm going to assume that the near 200 bookmarks on that last thirst trap are all from gorgeous women using it as outfit inspo and not a bunch of old men j*cking *ff
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gig fit
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@dudegirlcounty i'm actually quite bad at basketball. i do fuck with soccer though
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Jade ๐Ÿ’š
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Some people will come up with 1000 different sub-genres to describe rock music but can't accept that there's more than 2 genders
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hot girl shit
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Jade ๐Ÿ’š
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QRT with your favorite pic of you and your partner I'm indecisive so here's 2
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@WorstTwoQuinns
Oh Worm? Forever
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QRT with your favorite pic of you and your partner
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6 months
Lesbian Drinking Coffee oil on canvas unknown artist 2024
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2 months
i ran into my old roommate tonight and it was the first time we've seen each other since she moved out (two years before i started my transition) when she finally made the connection of who i was, her jaw hit the floor. it was so cute and wholesome :)
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Jade ๐Ÿ’š
9 months
Update
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Jade ๐Ÿ’š
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My hair wants to be a wolf cut so bad. Maybe I should just actually get one.
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2 months
at work today i looked at a man without saying anything for 3 seconds and he apologized to me i think i have finally achieved the perfect aura
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Jade ๐Ÿ’š
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@gwatsky we also took this picture which features a much less attractive Watsky. He's still beautiful though http://t.co/6SnOcZ9lTE
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7 months
She's back at it again with the caution tape pants
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my face when women
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5 months
beautiful women who want to kiss me... why are you... so far away...
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in the garden straight up "wartering it". and by "it", haha, well. let's just say... my peonies ๐Ÿ˜
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the timeline can have some dykey jade... as a treat
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Jade ๐Ÿ’š
2 months
this tall bitch is in an emo band and you should listen to us
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if Hillary Clinton was running again this year do you think she would be telling gen z to H-O-T-T-O-G-O to the polls
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@jaded_vegan
Jade ๐Ÿ’š
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๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š
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I'm gonna put a spell on you ๐Ÿ–ค
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2 months
tonight it's African peanut soup :)
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my lesbian husband hates how long it takes for me to make soup, but they forgive me as soon as they taste my soup
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looking back at old photos, it's crazy how far i've come in my transition ๐Ÿ’š
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@balrogovmallgof
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looking back at old photos, itโ€™s crazy how far iโ€™ve come in my transition
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beginning of the pandemic vs now
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@bbfeebee
๐–•๐–๐–”๐–Š๐–‡๐–Š ๐–๐–Š๐–†๐–“ ๐Ÿฅ€
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beginning of the pandemic vs now
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this is me btw
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Jade ๐Ÿ’š
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@ComedyCentral hey, you should give @MrWilliamHaynes his own show, he even wrote a paragraph explaining why... http://t.co/rE2E9byRAC
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Queen of doing elaborate eye makeup and nothing else ๐Ÿฉต
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stream Weeds We Haven't Pulled by Contemporary Girlfriend on Spotify
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"Woman Takes a Selfie in Her Kitchen" Olive 2024
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it's been over a week since i was prescribed estradiol valerate but i have yet to pick it up because my insurance needs "justification" for the switch to injections. god bless the american health system.
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girlies who switched from oral/sublingual estrogen to injections: is there anything i should know that my doctor might not have told me?
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pre and post busting my lip on some dude's head in the SeeYouSpaceCowboy pit 1000% worth it @syscband
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vertical for the first time in days let's fucking go
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Jade ๐Ÿ’š
7 years
Ya, I like Hardcore Harmony Woods Adult Mom Ratboys Diet Cig Cayetana Obsessives, The Ratboys (so good they're here twice) Expiration Date
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these lil' guys are my whole world
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i made vegan carne asada out of portobello mushrooms and it fucking SLAPS
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3 months
pretty girl gave me her number at the gay bar last night lesbians stay winning
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*does this to you*
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my mental health has been absolutely awful recently, and today has been especially rough, but i sent a new V5 today, so that's nice :)
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girlies who switched from oral/sublingual estrogen to injections: is there anything i should know that my doctor might not have told me?
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girl who refuses to stop wearing crop tops
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me n my sister ๐Ÿฅน
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here we go again...
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@sugarGSP
๐ŸŒธ ๐“ข๐“พ๐“ฐ๐“ช๐“ป ๐ŸŒธ GSP (Giant Slug Princess)
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Iโ€™ve never seen a girl look good in black lipstick. Like, seriously. Not even once. If only someone would prove me wrong? ๐Ÿ˜
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is there a better pairing than doc martens trans-fem and high-heel crocs non-binney??? I think not
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Today was a good day (I got to drive a forklift)
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I SENT MY FIRST V5 AND IT WAS SO FUCKING CLEAN AND OF COURSE I DIDN'T GET IT ON CAMERA BUT WHO CARES I FUCKING CRUSHHHHHED THAT SHIT
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19 vs now lmao
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@OniNecrosis
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19 vs now
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making out with femboys on May 5th call that Twinko de Mayo
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in the kitchen straight "souping" it... and by "it"... haha, well... let's just say.. my peanuts ๐Ÿ˜
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