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Hello, friends, welcome to this tradition unlike any other. It's Friday! CIoth Off!
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Happy Father’s Day, you magnificent kings and legends.
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@thedailybeast
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3 months
A House Democrat says a heavyweight group of “super friends” is being assembled to head to the White House and tell Biden it’s time to go.
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“I said show me nice pic of your bobs”
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5 months
This woman is going to direct a trilogy of Star Wars films for Disney and there’s literally nothing you can do stop it.
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5 months
Promises made. Promises kept.
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Maven Navarro
5 months
Both sides now chanting “F***” Joe Biden”
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He's unveiled new forbidden lore.
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@KeithOlbermann
Keith Olbermann
7 months
@GuntherEagleman Those aren't tears, Fascist. They're urine. I'm sure you enjoy being bathed in it.
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3 months
The New York Times, 6 days ago:
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5 months
@MavenNavarro1 He wasn’t kidding around, folks!
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3 months
Under Project 2025, this will become a state mandated sport.
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4 months
We love Wholesome Oilers Flasher Girl and we’re not apologizing.
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3 years
An entire rally of this yesterday.
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2 months
We did it, Tim.
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4 months
To date, Donald Trump’s greatest achievement is preventing this goblin from ever being president.
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Hillary Clinton
4 months
Eighty years ago today, thousands of brave Americans fought to protect democracy on the shores of Normandy. This November, all we have to do is vote.
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2 years
Libs: America was never great Me:
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1 month
RFK Jr. walking out to Foo Fighters and pyrotechnics like it's Wrestlemania. What a pop.
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5 months
We’re putting a team together.
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@GigiGraciette
Gigi Graciette
5 months
This is the pursuit suspect who for 45 minutes lead LAPD in a pursuit, slamming her van into patrol cars multiple times, causing at least one officer to crash and then crashing head on into innocent drivers on the 405 freeway. @foxla
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5 months
Thoughts and prayers to members of the Obama-Biden administration who lost a friend today.
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5 months
BREAKING: Iran's President Ebrahim Raisi likely dead after helicopter crash in Azerbaijan
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4 months
Milei's reaction to Biden nuzzling Pope Francis is very funny.
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2 years
"Me and my wife saw you bar across and really vibe your dig."
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2 months
It's Friday! Cloth Off!
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4 months
It's Friday! Cloth Off!
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11 months
Fetterman is going to fuck around and end up as President somehow.
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New York Post
11 months
Fetterman accuses Newsom of not having the ‘guts to announce’ he’s running for president
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6 months
“It’s not pee.”
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6 months
Trump is going to appoint Tiffany Gomas as Secretary of Transportation and there's literally nothing you can do stop it.
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2 months
We’re assembling a team.
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@barstoolsports @BSMotorCity Homeboy rolling up to her crib after the game.
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2 years
It's Friday. Cloth Off.
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3 years
Journos, when Joe Biden tells them the flavor of ice cream he just ordered:
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4 months
It's Friday! Cloth Off!
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5 months
Gonna tell my kids that this was the Governor of South Dakota.
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Lawn sign updates inbound.
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Harris flip-flops on building the border wall
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1 year
@Boenau
Andy Boenau
1 year
The point of these signs is to show the legal passing distance. There's a disturbing urge by Americans to watch this thinking they're supposed to cheer for the bus driver.
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11 months
It's Friday! Cloth Off!
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10 months
It's Friday! Cloth Off!
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Today is Friday! Cloth on!
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3 years
Norm MacDonald was one of a kind, an absolute legend. #RIPNorm
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3 months
“Abesan, I’m in the middle of a rally, why do you insist I move my head?” “No time to explain, Donaldsan, you must trust your training”
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@stillgray
Ian Miles Cheong
3 months
Incredible. Had Trump not moved his head in that split second his head would’ve been split wide open. Something was looking out for him and it wasn’t the Secret Service.
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@stoolpresidente Dave rolling up on the day Dragon Pizza closes. RIP Bozo.
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1 year
@Aristos_Revenge A Karl Marx vanity plate on a Volvo in New York is almost too on the nose.
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2 months
The most public humiliation ritual ever recorded to video. Stunning.
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5 months
It's Friday! Cloth Off!
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3 months
@sunnyright @CurtisHouck California government officials being infiltrated by foreign intelligence, a tradition unlike any other.
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4 months
It's Friday! Cloth Off!
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4 months
It's Friday! Cloth Off!
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2 months
White Boy Summer Olympics?
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2 years
Who knew that The Daily Show was Q propaganda!
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Ron Filipkowski
2 years
Once again, Ted goes full QAnon to court the crazies with one of their favorite Biden tropes: “One of the consequences of covid is that it impairs your ability to smell, so hair sniffing in the WH has gone way down.”
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7 months
It's Friday! Cloth Off!
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2 years
It's Friday. Cloth Off.
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4 months
“I’M MORE POPULAR THAN BOOBS.”
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@reddit_lies
Reddit Lies
4 months
Google searches for “Donate to Trump” briefly surpassed searches for “boobs” today. Legendary.
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1 month
Today is Friday! Cloth on!
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2 years
🤭🤭🤭🤭
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10 months
Literally.
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7 months
It's Friday! Cloth Off!
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5 months
wait . . . what voices do women hear?
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A Tradition Unlike Any Other. It's Friday! CIoth 0ff!
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1 year
Reminder: The only person fighting to hold Hunter Biden accountable for his actions is this smoking MILF from Arkansas.
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9 months
Not again!
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3 months
You know it’s true.
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2 years
It's Friday. Cloth Off.
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Modern day Joan of Arc.
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We’re 99.9% sure this has been deceptively edited.
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2 years
It's Friday. Cloth Off.
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It's Friday. Cloth Off.
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“Lincoln? I blew that guy twice.”
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@PageSix
Page Six
3 months
New Abraham Lincoln documentary suggests ex-president had secret, gay sex life: ‘Important missing piece of American history’
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It's Friday! Cloth Off!
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It's Friday! Cloth Off!
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@BarstoolBigCat This one has to be you, right?
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It's Friday! Cloth Off!
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1 year
It's Friday. Cloth Off!
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@shoveitjack Howard Stern made a billion (or more) dollars built off his audience of blue collar men whom he now wishes death upon. He's the worst type of hypocrite.
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DeSantis Wins Again.
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It's Friday! Cloth Off!
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@Oilfield_Rando Imagine if they didn't run basically all of corporate media. People might actually learn about this disgraceful controversy and judge her accordingly!
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@Oilfield_Rando This is a tough contest. Wholesome Oilers flasher girl has silos of silicone supremacy. Hayek’s Montezuman Maracas appear to be all natural. Not exactly melons to melons.
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2 months
*sigh*
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2 years
It's Friday. Cloth Off.
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It's Friday! Cloth Off!
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9 months
Merry Christmas! Cloth Off!
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4 months
Nothing says honoring the memory of your dead brother like boning the mother of his children and getting her addicted to crack. There is no bottom with this guy.
@BehizyTweets
George
4 months
BREAKING: Prosecutors revealed to the jury that Hunter Biden didn't just sleep with his late brother Beau's wife Hallie, he also got her hooked on crack Hallie is set to testify in this case and mysteriously Joe Biden visited her a few days ago. Most likely trying to buy her
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It's Friday! Cloth Off!
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The most offensive thing about the Olivia Nuzzi story is that journos are pretending that they care about the ethics of their profession.
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2 years
Never trust anyone that simultaneously looks like a child and a child molester.
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