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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

2 years

THE DOORS TO THE CHURCH OF JALEN HURTS ARE OPEN

Justin Tinsley

@JustinTinsley

2 years

Sickens me I have to go on an Eagle for MVP campaign. But Jalen Hurts’ season is unimpeachable up to this point.

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

6 years

LMAOOO Kap Retweeted this. He coming for HEADS

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

2 years

@DragonflyJonez That man woke up, put on his finest collared white T, splashed some mud on his black forces and walked in the studio to call that man a CONE

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

2 years

Legend of Zelda fans on todays wordle:

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

5 years

Dunn slaps him in the head...and in retaliation Trae just bombs on him one good time from the parking lot and gives him that “what’s up?” Stare down. That’s not a tech. That’s 100% money back guaranteed highly disrespectful basketball. And now I’m a Trae Young fan.

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

5 months

bum

@BattleRapBum

5 months

worst bar you’ve ever heard?

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

5 years

Really lost to dudes playing in T-Shirts.

Bleacher Report

@BleacherReport

5 years

June 13 will be remembered as the start of the most epic Finals comeback 👏 Down 3-1 in 2016, Kyrie and Bron WENT OFF for 41 points each

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

6 years

Is there any tweet more readable in someone’s voice than this?

Ice Cube

@icecube

6 years

Every now and then I get a sucka like you blaming me for all the problems in the community. Fuckin bum looking for a hand out. Another fake ass revolutionary sweating his own people. I’ve given a million times more then you’ll ever give. U just a bullshit man wit a bullshit plan

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

3 years

Nah my nigga was getting off at 14 seconds lmao

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

6 years

Wildest thing about this season is the message it sent about Jeff Fisher as a coach. Jared Goff had a great year, Case Keenum made it to the NFC championship and Nick Foles just won Super Bowl MVP. All 3 QBs that Jeff Fisher couldn’t do SHIT with.

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

6 years

WOOOOOO KLAY HAD THAT MAN IN HELL

Drew Shiller

@DrewShiller

6 years

Andrew Wiggins tried to post up on Klay Thompson. It did not end well for Wiggins

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

2 years

@DragonflyJonez He put some lotion in his voice for this

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

2 years

Lmao he threw that shit like Thanos threw the moon at Iron Man. Team ass and he sick

Vivek Jacob

@vivekmjacob

2 years

You talk about "intent" LeBron was definitely trying some garbage here

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

4 months

@KiingConvict @DragonflyJonez Wemby leading the league in Hell Nah’s

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

3 years

@DragonflyJonez Giannis when it was time to get that ring

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

4 years

@DragonflyJonez Eagles vs Them Niggas Over There Week 1

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

2 years

@DragonflyJonez That man was giving Dray the business and told him to get his CDL

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

1 year

@DragonflyJonez Dray told niggas they ain’t like him over there and the grizzlies hit the CONFIRM button

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

8 years

@MatthewOrMatt people do this shit man. I got ripped for 130 last year after going to a Buffalo Wild Wings. Bank caught it and stopped it.

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

6 years

You play how you practice.

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

6 years

Just wanna remind y’all about Warden Wardell

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

6 years

@GeorgeFoster72 Half the world is deadass

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

2 years

@DragonflyJonez Probably tripled they yearly salary. Shit might as well leak and quit.

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

6 years

@rodimusprime Yooooo had that man with the Michael Scott face

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

3 years

Him saying “check this out” before that Lakers line is always COMEDY.

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

4 months

@GeorgeFoster72 Had that man stuttering to Bron like he was his pops.

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

2 years

@DragonflyJonez “Shaq: “But you did get your ass beat like that, that’s why you threw the ball at my head”

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

11 months

Skip in HELL lmao

Shannonnn sharpes Burner (PARODY Account)

@shannonsharpeee

11 months

Bruh Michael Irvin & Keyshawn Johnson were about to walk off the set after Richard Sherman said cornerback is a harder position to play than wide receiver 🤣😭💀

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

1 year

@DragonflyJonez Gotta play metal gear solid in real life to take them niggas out

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

2 years

@DragonflyJonez He could have done that after a layup and I would have fucked with him but saucing someone up for a step back 3 all net during a blowout

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

2 years

@DragonflyJonez “Has not told the nets” I haven’t told my boss I’m looking for a new job either but

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

4 years

@DragonflyJonez When he went 3 on 5 in college and almost won, I knew he don’t give a fuck about anyone lol

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

5 months

@CeeHawk Maffew always seemed like he was appreciating how hard the shit was with his but still getting jokes off.

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

8 months

@DragonflyJonez White folks when they drop “cowboy”

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

3 months

@DragonflyJonez Between this and him treating KD like he food on the court, he doing that man like HBK did Ric Flair at WM.

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

6 years

@DragonflyJonez Rockets killing themselves every night just to look down at the standings and see the Warriors going

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

7 years

Dawg. What did you DO?? @KingJames

Craig Hoffman

@CraigHoffman

7 years

John Wall left Capital One Arena with his arm in a sling. He told reporters that his shoulder felt like it was on fire.

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

1 year

@LordBalvin “I got it from my cousin” famous last words in the black community lol

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

8 months

@DragonflyJonez Pants gotta be at his belly button with a little cigarette hanging from his mouth

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

3 years

@DragonflyJonez That ref said he gotta go see his bookie

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

5 years

"The loife of the woife is ended by the knoife"

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

4 months

WWE must be mad fun when you don’t have a bitch in your ear telling you what to say

Dev

@schlix_gawd

4 months

I have never seen Michael Cole smiling and laughing so much 😂

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

4 months

@DragonflyJonez That man was struggling to do a literally automatic human function and the ref over there playing schoolhouse rock

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

5 months

@fadecorner App down 3-1 and niggas turn into Bron and Kyrie

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

7 months

@DragonflyJonez This might be the COVID reversal year where the passage of time resets lol

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

6 years

Lol “I’m done here”

Adrian Wojnarowski

@wojespn

6 years

Source: Brooklyn will select Dzanan Musa.

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

8 months

@DragonflyJonez Elite awareness under duress.

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

7 years

Tyrese tweeting his life away and rock over there like

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

1 year

MAN. THIS IS IT

Taylor Rooks

@TaylorRooks

1 year

If able, Spencer want you to call your grandparents “There’s expectations that come with other relationships…whether it be wanting me to score, wanting me to be good at this - but with my grandma is was just about being me. I was enough.” Both of us held back tears in this one

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

6 years

White position players reminded they still white.

Trill Withers

@TylerIAm

6 years

He ain’t score on this

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

8 months

Dawg they got Sean Taylor kid talking bout him

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

5 years

@BUNNYH00D

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

2 years

@DragonflyJonez White peoples reactions to shit in these moments always kill me “are you fucking kidding me?” “Come on you can’t do that” 😂

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

5 years

@DragonflyJonez This the little nigga version of Iverson cutting his braids

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

6 years

Only Built 4 Talkin Shit

Crook 🏴🏳️🏴

@CrookedIntriago

6 years

If this picture was a rap song.. What would you name it?

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

2 years

@DragonflyJonez Charles S Dutton ain’t fooling me either.

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

2 years

@DragonflyJonez Everything about this is elite levels of whiteness. From the trying too hard with the music, to getting out the car to poke a animal she thought was dead to protecting the tweets after getting caught. Whiteness Triple-Double. Generational.

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

2 years

Lil homie bit into that sandwich and spent the whole day like

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

6 years

@TylerIAm ALL DAY I BEEN READY FOR THIS

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

6 years

@DragonflyJonez Look...let’s just skip right to where this is gonna lead

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

6 months

@DragonflyJonez “Fuck. The. Frail. Shit. “ is the rap version of Wanna Be Startin Something’s opening drums

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@peagle05

4 years

Dawg Kawhi in the club slapping ass like

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@peagle05

1 year

@DragonflyJonez The only thing that was missing after that flame broiling was

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

1 year

An elite hater. Beyond textbook. It’s not enough to say you’re gonna piss on someone grave. Make it known you’re changing your lifestyle just to get that chance to do it

Humble Wrestling

@WrestlingHumble

1 year

Bro said he's on low carbs diet because he wants to out live Vince Russo 😭😭😭

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

7 years

@LaJethroJenkins The stories that come from that handshake would have you yell laughing in the most niggaish ways

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

6 years

@DragonflyJonez That looks like a fucking brownie from dominos.

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

3 years

Tommy had them in the BLENDER solo. They probably thought it was 20 people stomping them out.

kaiju no. 33

@xtrillvalentine

3 years

Because we thrive off negativity and evil. He whooped they ass lmao

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

8 years

Dominique Wilkins done discovered time travel

Bleacher Report

@BleacherReport

8 years

DeAndre Ayton, the No. 1 ranked high school player in the country, commits to Arizona #BearDown

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

3 years

@DragonflyJonez “He be tryna kill muhfuckas” a second before makes that so much funnier

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

1 year

@bomani_jones Craziest part is Dirk had his “don’t poke the bear” moment when Wade and Bron mocked him for being sick and it feels like it was glossed over.

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

4 years

@DragonflyJonez Chappelles show theme playing in the background

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

2 years

@LaJethroJenkins That man said “we have a documentary to give out” lmao

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

2 years

@DragonflyJonez Gates finna tell us he responsible for running an entire city’s power grid with a strand of his pubic hair.

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

1 year

Sent that man to hell lmaooo

SlamBall

@SlamBall

1 year

Dunking a guy through earth’s crust >>>>>>

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

1 year

@DragonflyJonez A weirdo black dude who dresses funny? That’s all Utah.

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

1 year

@DragonflyJonez They ain’t even send a check gotdamn lol

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

2 years

@DragonflyJonez Reminds me of when I told my mom that funerals ain’t nothing but a church service with a dead body and when I die I don’t want no funeral because I ain’t wanna go to church when I was alive and i damn sure don’t want to be there when I’m dead.

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

7 years

We know that’s you Kevin.

The EMS Whisperer

@Phranchize19

7 years

All due respect to Melo and PG I’d rather still have KD lol

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

2 years

@DragonflyJonez Me getting two mcchickens, a large fry and two apple pies

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

2 years

@TylerIAm “Ok now, let’s face it, they made the right play by putting the rock there but what they didn’t account for was Jesus’ ability to handle the rock”

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

4 months

WE HERE @LaJethroJenkins @DragonflyJonez

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@MavsStan41

4 months

This might be my favorite shot of Kyrie’s game winner. Literal art

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

2 years

@xTrillValentine

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

2 years

@DragonflyJonez Jimbo is for sure down for some shirt tucked in too tight, back of heels fisticuffs

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

2 years

@DragonflyJonez Saying Rob Parker give himself edge ups with a hot church shoe gotta be up there too.

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

6 years

DAREDEVIL A REAL ONE

Geeks of Color

@GeeksOfColor

7 years

Daredevil knows what's up. #GocSDCC #SDDC2017

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

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@DragonflyJonez I just know he screamed DUHGRASSEEE at the end of that shit

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

3 months

@RoobNBCS I get why…but this is really the type of guy you want to keep around just for the locker room. Absolutely hilarious. lol

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

2 years

@DragonflyJonez Niggas got smoke for Fluffy? Will got niggas outta pocket lol

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

6 years

@PlayaKB @MIRstery_Brown With a straight face. I believe he clapped when he said it too lol

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

4 years

@DragonflyJonez Nothing to look forward to cereal wise but corn flakes

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

11 months

COLT. CABANA. CM Punk is no longer in AEW because of a lie behind Colt. Cabana. AND HANGMAN STILL HAS NOT BEEN HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR HIS ROLE IN THIS lol

A Billy Wilder Film

@reneiscursed

11 months

Millions of dollars lost over a false rumor started about COLT CABANA. They will never beat those allegations, 90% of people in charge of X departments couldn't operate a fucking Target

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The Human Semi-Colon

@peagle05

6 years

@DragonflyJonez Bible verses in tweets for athletes ain’t nothing but the bricks laid for the path that leads the fuck outta wherever they are

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