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@AriDrennen She’s gonna be 30 years old and these grifters will still be posting headlines about her being banned from college sports 😭
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@paz_marceliano
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@euronatiii @poly_psywork @GreenTextRepost @dundermifflinpk Ok, we dudes hook up with each other in the gym locker rooms all the time? You’re not special
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@sefo22 Bless him. All 3 of his brain cells were overheating trying to draw that. Boys like this always give the best d tho
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@paz_marceliano
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@GoodReddit lol I once bought a kid the battle pass in Apex because he was trying to figure out if he had enough time to make 10$ to afford it 😂
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@paz_marceliano
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@MKVRiscy Bro included a fun fact 💀
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@fyridk Does she even change her voice in the cartoon lol she just kind of talks normally most of the time haha
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@kittykushman626 @taaddisbinz Technically this is always an option even when you’re not on a bus
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@KatyMontgomerie As a cis man, all trans men are welcome to use “our” spaces, and yes I speak for all of us 😃
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@legendisarmani @PopCrave @PageSix Completely ridiculous. The Kardashians weren’t ever invited to the gala until Kim got with Kanye. The Met Gala has 0 to do with the Kardashians
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@MrOrange2222 @InternetH0F Ah yes, America, where in some cities you’re not allowed to be poor. So much freedom, so much American dream, much wow
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@PopCrave It’s as simple as “I acknowledge the privilege I have and am extremely grateful for it. I hope to prove I’m talented regardless and feel some of my work already speaks for itself.” Not hard at all
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@fasc1nate I hate being reminded of my own mortality 😔 It is fascinating though
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@aquasfn @JakeSucky That’s usually why people work, yeah.
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@JakeSucky He kinda hot but his community too toxic for me to ever give this dude a chance 💀
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@JakeSucky @12am @100T_ProjectX Why compare at this stage though
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@sweetanita The government should NOT be involved in people’s sex lives whatsoever, unless it’s to improve health standards
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@DaBabyMonitor Being a law abiding gun owner is not bad. Let’s wait and see if he uses it first 😏
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@purupple @DaBabyMonitor Wtf did I just watch 💀
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@JakeSucky Dextero deleted this 💀
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@paz_marceliano
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@LordPossumIII @GoodReddit My sisters had a hamster who lived like 7 years because they changed its water and food every day and kept its home very clean lol mine never lived for than a few years 😔
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@operagxofficial Opera GX social media guy is white 😳
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@JUNlPER @SaeedDiCaprio If they don’t start playing minecraft clips behind my music, I’m out 😤
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@suitejonny Why does she look like Emma Chamberlain if Emma smoked a pack a day and was 2 feet taller
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@williamlegate “The most entertaining account on LinkedIn” Congratulations you fell for satire 😂
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@GoodReddit I can read it too because I know some French
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@KatyMontgomerie In all fairness, I don’t think anyone should ever have their pictures and real name all over the internet unless it’s your job or very close social network
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@RobertH37222958 @JakeSucky Oh yeah I forgot you can’t meet people when they’re wearing masks. Glad you got to do the same shit you could have done with a mask AND got to spread a disease
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@DaBabyMonitor @DaBabyDaBaby Except it’s not a joke, we legit proud of dababy for being good for so long 😩
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@TMRPosition @The_sigma_fem God forbid we live while trying not to die
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@BarkAndLaugh @historyinmemes The truth is most animals are capable of learning very basic things in some way or another. Intelligence isn’t unique to humans and looks different for different species
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@BuzzFeedNews The fact that we STILL refuse to believe men can be victims of domestic abuse is proof that we’ve learned nothing at all.
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@qt_Above @JakeSucky Why would they “pretend” to play league bro tf 💀 go to bed little bro
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@ecto_fun Kind of rude of him to not let her get at least one belly rub
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@CConceptCreator @Apple Ah yes I see. (I do not see anything)
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@Gwenknee @GoodReddit Nice. It’s just 10 bucks and we all remember being jobless bum ass little kids
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@MattWalshBlog Yeah, I’m not giving corn sights pictures of my driver’s license or personal information. Guess it’s just my imagination, thanks to you virgin republicans that are afraid of sex
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@eyankoh @ThePopTingz Bro thinks the Met Gala is some TV show or some shit 💀 It’s literally a charity event. None of y’all watching at home donate either so… 😂
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@lidolmix Not a single thought in that head 💀
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@RobertH37222958 @JakeSucky “Go cry about it” then proceeds to cry about how wearing a mask is so hard 😂
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@RightWingCope MY GRANDSON MARK FROM THE BIG CITY SAID THIS WAS THE TWITTER BUT IT SAYS EX ON THE PICTURE ON MY CELLULAR? HOW DO I FIND TUCKER’S NEWS CHANNEL? HELLO SIRI TUCKER CARLSON NEWS CHANNEL -Paul
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@_MorseCoded @AriDrennen If you’re talking about Lia, no she probably won’t be doing college sports at 30. That’s the point of my comment lmao good job buddy, glad you understood
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@davidmackau This reminds me of that time someone said to her “youre beyonce” and her response was “thank you”
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@LillyGraciexo @EverythingOOC It’s probably been trained on billions of images of them 💀
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@xlmantou @TR6Queenly @DrSweety303 I’m always surprised when Boxxy is mentioned, I thought I hallucinated her
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@Kymaeraa @JakeSucky @Wxltzy If you’re in the top rank last season you get a unique dive trail. Like 3 years ago this YouTuber Zylbrad made a video about how you need to cleanse the lobby of sweaty predators first by punching them out immediately. It’s been popular ever since.
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@DaBabyMonitor DaBaby trying to make it through Pride month.
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@ParagonTweaks @JakeSucky They have to learn that politics have real consequences on our lives and other people’s lives eventually. Imagine being a 16 year old Ukrainian and your whole neighborhood gets occupied and your mother and sisters are ràpes by Russian soldiers
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@Gouachevalier @GreenTextRepost You need to focus on building lasting relationships. It sounds like you can’t even get relationships started, which to me says you come on too strong, possibly because you have grand expectations and people can usually tell
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@MamaDoctorJones She had to get her vagina reconstructed 😭
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@DownsTrading @ArifHasanNFL Fellas, is it gay to drink beer and get basic medical preventive care?
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@gtconway3d I only support a bail out of it comes with indictments of the people who caused this, especially if they were also responsible for the last tax payer funded bank bailout, which many SVB executives were.
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@shitposts_mp4 Lil bro on the right bugging out 😂
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@DiscoverAtoZ @fasc1nate Ain’t no one gonna say Feb roo ary
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@notshawnallen @PopCrave Bro thinks the whole world is like California 💀
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@MrOrange2222 @InternetH0F Some of us literally grew up here… Just because millionaires want to gentrify and get all the poor people out, we should run to the middle of nowhere despite having lives and history here!? Gtfoh
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@IBJIYONGI Classic meme even outside of swiftie circles. “Sorry I haven’t been posting lol I’ve been in jail!” or something 💀
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@Negrosis2049 That's wild bc I looked him up and he got your exact face too. Crazy bro
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@KatyMontgomerie They’re having a blast, this is how they feel powerful, by harassing a group of people they’ve been brainwashed into thinking are inferior. They love feeling superior and they also get endorphins from doing what they’ve been convinced is justified. So sad and gross
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@jackpnwilson I wanna know if Liam is actually gross and little
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@alphaINTEL @darkhorsecomics has me banned for posting this 💀
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@DoingCigarettes @ceaubin I’m suddenly very suspicious of YOU lol
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@griimsie @Dexerto The end was outta pocket though 💀
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@LocalBateman That’s the most mid/normal comment, why is this a thing 💀
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@SmithBeenTrill @DiscussingFilm Nah. Mario is for every age and every gender while Spider-Man appeals mostly to teenage and adult males
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@tochi__ @mhaisback Take your cult bs elsewhere bro Your little book isn’t above anything
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@sadcrib They got him 😔
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@tochi__ @mhaisback Nah they use that to wipe their ass instead, can’t even inhale that shit 💀
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@tochi__ @mhaisback That’s wild because Islam doesn’t agree with literally anything and apparently that’s ok 💀
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@paz_marceliano
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@dieworkwear Here you go
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kate bush's husband
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my uncle made the cat a plate
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@AP The “Church” of Scientology is notorious for hiding crimes. They need to be held accountable to dissuade them from that behavior in the future.
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@wilsonscap Dude mad insecure about his relationship and we all know exactly why 😂
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@chippyaccount @hasanthehun Ben can’t eat anything, ask his wife
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@SomeoneDestined @PopBase Yes these women think to themselves “damn I’m over 40 now, I should ruin @SomeoneDestined ‘s sexual fantasies” 😂
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@UncrossEm If anyone wants to dress like our fashion ICON Ronald DeSantis, I found the shoes 😃
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@charliekirk11 Remember when conservatives were AGAINST government overreach
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@ask_aubry I too work my entire life to accomplish something and become #1 in my field only to secretly yearn to be a housewife
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@Esqueer_ The fact any advertisers are still paying Twitter is amazing. I reported this lovely interaction and got a “he didn’t break any rules” e-mail a few hours later.
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@ImperialHal *dies 30 sec later*
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@GnarlyRedDwarf @NikolaLovig @fasc1nate Sharks and many fish do this too haha there’s a few kinds of cleaner fish that serve this purpose
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@Bweefi @Dexerto It’s not silly. These social media companies are getting greedy. The cost they’re charging these third party companies will eventually end up on customers who use those third party companies. The problem is Reddit users are weak and they’ll eventually cave.
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@ShitpostGate And now we pay 30% taxes so rich people can pay 0% taxes because that’s apparently the ONLY way they’ll be gracious enough to provide us with jobs. Nothing has changed 😔
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@zombiemurker95 @dril He was until he was dumped by his hot crazy wife for a trans woman, like the fragile 50 year old man-child he is 😃
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@OneMorePatriot @historyinmemes It was carbonized, not fossilized lol
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@smallfrycrisp @Esqueer_ Holy shit that is so cringe “no mercy for anyone who uses the death of children for gain” …while LITERALLY doing that exact thing 💀
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@whoahannahjo There was a kid in my high school who made a video water boarding himself and at the end of the video got up with two thumbs up and said "don't do it"
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@alphaINTEL Cryto be on World’s Edge like
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@0nemorecomma @SobeskyB @greentexts_bot How many people has the US ever extradited for not paying a debt 😂 I don’t even think it counts as fraud
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@iufiuity @MrsJellySantos Bro constantly got gay people on his mind 💀 this literally had 0 to do with being straight or gay lil bro
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@KaleiRenay “Good enough” implies you’re trying to meet people’s expectations. If you’re trying to be good enough for anyone but yourself, you’re doing it wrong
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@ahmedsmdb @alphaINTEL Tell me you don’t know how to use Wattson without telling me you don’t know how to use Wattson
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@goarmagon_mk_II @StayForLaughs Americans don’t even know Pocoyo, let alone Mexican cartoons 😂
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@MamaDoctorJones Lawmakers: sorry we need a few billion more for the military 🙊
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@FLAWLESSTJ0HNNY @ladyonchain @Dexerto They’re struggling to get noticed because there’s so many of them 😂 even they’re annoyed by it
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@GreenTextRepost This reminds me of that time Anon told everyone how to make crystals at home but it was just a recipe to make an explosion or something
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@jaubreyYT Conservatives post more about the LGBT than LGBT people 💀
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