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@GoodReddit I don't think I've ever heard of a hamster who died normally of old age

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@Nix039 @DudespostingWs My guess is it was "well our dog had this puppy and we don't think we can take care of her, would you be willing to have her?"

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@RespectfulMemes Lawyer vs genie would be a fun comedy seriea

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@MrAndyNgo @GovRonDeSantis She also cheated on her husband with a student when she taught at the university of florida

Fired Florida data scientist had an affair with student

DailyMail.com can reveal that Rebekah Jones was fired in 2017 from Florida State University when she was a PhD student and instructor for having an affair with her student.

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@GreenTextRepost The intrusive thoughts, they call to me

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@LaundryGuy1945 @tragicbirdapp Evil cannot create anything new, only distort and destroy.

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@ShitpostGate

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@OrwellNGoode The western studio logic goes like this: if a male finds the female protagonist attractive, then it's a sexist design.

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@GreenTextRepost Honestly this is my favorite type of greentext, both educational and subversive.

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@GoodReddit Reminds me of how NASA named the pee cup sizes "large, XL, XXL" because astronauts would always pick the wrong size

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@GreenTextRepost Temperature is a molecule's INTERNAL kinetic energy. Wind can have high external kinetic energy but still be cold.

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@Monstrecrypto @krisstoffermoen @OrwellNGoode Crypto bro

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@UnknownRGR2000 @DiscussingFilm Worked for the sonic movie

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@BadPeopleLs The story itself is amazing. He was going to turn himself in after caning his bunkmate and spied another known chomo and said "don't mind if I do"

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@RespectfulMemes He just wanted to brag, and I can't blame him.

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@reddit_lies Reddit humor is just *crippling porn addiction*

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@explodingcows54 @RatiosCrazy

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@RatiosCrazy Yeah tipping needs to go away. Just pay your damn employees.

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@midwestern_ope that white patch in the middle is a lake btw

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@OzYMaNdlA5 @dricnic @ShitpostGate We actually don't know. It just does.

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@RomeluRL9 @tragicbirdapp Because they have no creativity?

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@FatsPostingLs

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@JohnWesleyBush3 @DudespostingWs Happiest ending possible. Thank you for sharing.

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@ShitpostGate I love the current meme era

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@RatiosCrazy Fuck no.

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@daawks @nookistash Get off the internet, kid.

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@SpiralSine6 @gokyscolin @RespectfulMemes The lawyer. The devil said it was the most fun he had in ages.

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@ShitpostGate Is that the actual in-game timer for it?

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@DelusionPosting Two things can be true. David was bad, but so is burning children alive.

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@OKWildlifeDept In this house, we appreciate North America's only marsupial

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@reddit_lies The answer is yes. He built it, you're doing nothing.

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@GoodReddit Don't worry, there's a good ending

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For everyone asking, Banana Dog is well. He’s living his best life.

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@OrwellNGoode The song on the left was written to be as catchy as possible and get a billion downloads. The one on the right was written to be good and tell a story. You can tell which one has more soul put into it.

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@DelusionPosting >enjoy time with my partner I'm calling the police

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@stone_toss

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@EndWokeness Had to check for myself. It's real. Happy easter, everyone. He is risen.

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@akamrmodjo @HelpingChads is telling a man's wife that she's being unfaithful "incel" behavior?

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@RespectfulMemes That is a very disrespectful transcription. It should be in all caps. MORTAL KOMBAT!

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@calebwfrancis @METAPCs @blckriflecoffee Reminds me of this

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@GoodReddit People who actually have siblings don't think about that shit. Siblings are weirdos who you hate most of the time growing up.

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@mintylectable @tragicbirdapp I like this version more

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@ConfusingImages What's with the floating silverware

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@GoodReddit Why the hell did so many of you like this. Don't follow me, I bring nothing of value to this site.

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@RespectfulMemes I can tell that a wasp made this meme. I'm not being fooled.

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@wayotworld

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@Skippyisntfunny @GreenTextRepost A manager at one of my old workplaces actually laced a set of brownies with chocolate laxatives because someone kept stealing them lol

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@GreenTextRepost @Epicartworks Lego star wars: the complete saga.

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@ReviewsPossum Cant believe you drew this one, it's too fucking real

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@ZackTaylorFA @Activist_Shirts "Rage on behalf of the machine"

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@amaiidotmp3 @SigmaActivity Boo hop, he hurt my fee-fees by lying on the internet. Grow up.

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@XJosh @EpikLLC TOTAL RETARD WARFARE

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@ShitpostGate Why isn't he using a saiga-12 with frag rounds?

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@ShitpostGate I love thinking up the funniest combination of items to buy. The best one I've seen someone suggest was 1: Butter 2: I can't believe it's not butter 3: magnifying glass

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@heatherlynnoh Possums are great

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@Avely_Lancaster @OrwellNGoode The bottom two are real people but okay

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@LimitedAnd @GoodReddit yep, that's a reddit moment alright.

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@TARSRel0aded @Shadow0pz let's also not forget- pilots and tank commanders have families too.

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@GoodReddit Bad map. The great lakes would definitely be visible to them because of the St Lawrence River

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@RespectfulMemes Reminds me of this adorable Victorian couple losing it as their photo is taken

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@JackPosobiec Would probably report Anne frank too

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@AltWHKitchen @ampol_moment Feds and SCOTUS said Texas needs to take down the barbed wire protecting its borders. Texas said "Duck you I'm adding even more now" and the other States there are going "HELL yeah, we're with you.!

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@SigmaActivity You skipped the best part.

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@Travoltage1 @Breaking911 That would be actual treason, no?

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@FPCAction This judge needs to be disbarred immediately.

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@RinRinYikes @Subscri21544438 Is the Mario movie political?

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@abadbitxh @Janefonda @LilyTomlin @DrewBarrymore @DrewBarrymoreTV @DollyParton @TROYGARITY She literally called for Christians to be shot.

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@ShitpostGate

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@mask_bastard Americans five minutes later when a european insults their neighboring state

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@mischiefanimals

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@theorangethrone @OrwellNGoode

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@reddit_lies This is why privatization is amazing. The price of spaceflight has been reduced a ridiculous degree because of Falcon 9, imagine how much starship will reduce it.

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@ShitpostGate Found it

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@GoodReddit For context, he visited the house featured on the album artwork of the Midwest emo band American Football and clogged its toilet

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@RetroFirearms Check out this dude too

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@vrunt @GFRobot

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@RespectfulMemes Average Keanu W

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@wildtiktokss Woman moment.

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@Not_the_Bee It is not christian to affirm sin.

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@reddit_lies That's the pedo flag BTW. Woodchipper for them all.

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@GeoRebekah @business @SteveLemongello Says the woman who cheated on her husband with a student at her college and had the kid's baby.

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@xLoganmoon @ManMilk2 boring and soulless

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@GreenTextRepost A little bit of trust goes a long way.

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@Stone_tossers it's still silicon dioxide. You can change the shape by putting it through different processes, but you can't change its core element.

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@TownsUsa Hmmm

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@InsaneCope Hiding replies makes them more visible lol

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@GreenTextRepost @SuperNovaCentri Fins enjoyment in the small things. A new book series that has titles to be released, an upcoming movie, a hobby that lets you travel. Sometimes even having something small to look forward to makes life worth it.

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@DelusionPosting I will only use Latinx as an unironic slur lol

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@Stone_tossers @ShitpostGate For the umpteenth time, metal doesn't need to melt to weaken

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@ReviewsPossum there's a bit more to it than that, since it does have wheels she can exert leverage to tilt it. Still, fat.

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@SmirnoffUS @Trevornoah I forsee a ratio in your future

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@anticarsls To be fair, oversized trucks are a massive pain in the ass, and the direct result of shittily designed regulations.

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@ReviewsPossum I miss movies with unapologetically evil villains only in it for themselves. If only there were some fantastic caricature that perfectly encapsulated the stupidity of constantly attempting to redeem villains.