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Sean Patrick

@sefo22

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Brooklyn, NY
Joined June 2009
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@sefo22
Sean Patrick
4 years
@OnclusivePlan
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4 years
Tomorrow: TIME Person of the Year revealed (10 Dec)
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2 years
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7 months
Fav painting
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2 months
Looking at my barber knowing no matter what happens I’ll be unhappy with the result
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3 years
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@sefo22
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8 months
When friends tell me to just get a job
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8 months
Think I’ve been accidentally sending a pdf of the Tar script instead of my resume.. .
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9 months
Date told me he’s sober and just ordered a passionfruit marg
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@sefo22
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1 year
Miranda
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1 year
Me to my Uber driver
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@sefo22
Sean Patrick
6 months
Called a twink cute and they’ve been typing for 45 minutes
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2 months
I’ll admit this one is crazy
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7 months
Salmonella can only live on dry surfaces for four hours
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1 year
Genuinely me
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@sefo22
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10 months
The home of the person who cut my hair
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1 year
Back on Feeld
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@sefo22
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8 months
@touchmoonflower
༺ 𐂂 ༻
8 months
A bright and shining example of the suicidal absurdity of technocapitalist society occurs every year at this time, all across the country. 1/n
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8 months
Train door opened and guy standing in my way of getting off coughed in my face
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11 months
The flies in my kitchen sink
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2 months
I need three twink volunteers to get my AC in. Last year we got it done with one twink and one regular
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@sefo22
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2 years
Found footage of 4 straight men using straws to share one espresso martini (in the background)
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11 months
Job apps asking if I’m a gay disabled veteran while explaining my response is voluntary of course
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@sefo22
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3 years
The people of Italy have spontaneously taken to their balconies 😳😭 so beautiful
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2 months
This tea
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2 years
All of you with boyfriends
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@sefo22
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4 years
Is Jonathan Cheban the most famous asexual?
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3 years
Should I Mrs Doubtfire my ex
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3 months
Someone just rented a car on my credit card
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Sean Patrick
3 years
Birds from 4am until like 8pm these days
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1 month
Italian being developed and existing only as a literary language based on an enriched form of the late medieval Tuscan dialect, finally emerging as a national spoke language after unification in 1860..
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4 years
The “every day I do my silly little tasks” tweets
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@sefo22
Sean Patrick
29 days
Gorgeous message I received: You are really handsome but above all a real man, I would like to become your point of reference in Milan, but I ask for health, hygiene and above all discretion, I have a woman and I am a soldier
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4 months
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8 months
I found out that everyone has a boyfriend. People you’ve never seen with another human being have boyfriends
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1 year
If I were on the submarine
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1 year
Wearing boxers to underwear party
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3 years
My upstairs neighbor all day today ❤️
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8 months
Might be a dumb question but why can’t they make the straw out of what the cup is made of
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2 years
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3 years
Period
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3 months
Twinks are amazing people
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24 days
Randomly my new private roof deck
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1 year
When did we stop caring about slurpee day
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7 months
Jack donoghue on sniffies at the river
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2 years
Eating alone at a diner watching UFC
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3 years
Me a full 30 seconds after my neighbor says something to me in her two masks every time I see her
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3 years
Twinks not liking dune as if it’s for them
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4 years
Ok wait maybe fleets aren’t so stupid ...
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1 year
My landlord came this morning and was so old and cute telling me about his bocce tournament and I just realized he fixed nothing
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7 months
My LARPer brother with one ball called me a fag
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22 days
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3 years
Polish waiters in greenpoint when you ask what’s good on the menu
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3 years
Everyone seems deeply unwell and fucked up right now ..no offense
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3 months
Meant to post this earlier
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3 months
Comedy is OK but clown is more difficult
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29 days
This legend
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4 years
My grindr date is a freakin suckvivor
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1 year
No AirPods so humming unholy
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2 years
Trying to navigate out of emoji search to get back to typing within iMessage
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@RealHughJackman
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9 months
Thank you ALL for the birthday love. I’m watching the videos, reading the messages and experiencing all the feels. 🥹
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@JozuJoestar
IG:(Jozujoestar) 🇵🇦
1 year
who got that one deleted tweet?
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I’m over twinks
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1 year
My upstairs neighbor deciding to fill up her bath which is now pouring into my apartment
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10 months
Money being real
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3 years
My antibodies from September
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1 year
The white claws, tequila, antihistamine, fishers islands, prep, diet coke, antibiotics and burger in my body
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@demon_squid
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it's the last month of the year, quote with your favorite pictures of yourself this year.
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Posting sound to Instagram in any form is a deeply selfish act
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2 years
Emily In Paris.. not my proudest wank
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4 months
Best roommate I ever had smoked meth and stole my tv also sucked my dick exactly once on an elevator
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9 months
Me at the bar with 26 year olds
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2 years
Looks fun.. . .
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1 year
There’s always that one piece of sesame chicken like this
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9 months
Date twinks or sing in Chinese
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5 months
Eating lunch with a 24 year old
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20 days
My randomly sober pride weekend
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Me if they made calling anus “pussy” illegal
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3 months
Whole ass straight man tweeting about Girls from his blackberry
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1 year
Seeing guy named Sean again
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4 months
Hey man after I get my test results we should hang out
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1 year
The vibe tonight
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Sean Patrick
4 years
U discreet in a big floppy sun hat
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Sean Patrick
3 years
Explaining what I mean by “splash” of oat milk
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3 years
Bumble convo from 2017
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8 months
Going to the club with guys who hate my guts feels like the gayest thing one can do
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10 days
My dick bored
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9 months
Guy who sucked my dick finally left so I can eat dinner
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8 months
My hair when I shampoo
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4 years
I dreamt grindr added a lyme disease filter
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3 years
Wall Street tomorrow
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4 years
People with strollers when you’re anywhere within 20 feet of them
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4 months
After the threesome with a couple while they wait for me to leave
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