my brother n his girl crash out together anywhereeeee , the amount of photos I have of them asleep on the floor bc that’s just where they dozed off lmaaoooo
my brother n his girl crash out together anywhereeeee , the amount of photos I have of them asleep on the floor bc that’s just where they dozed off lmaaoooo
def jus door dashed chipotle n the entire bag smelled like weed, called the door dash number asked to cop & he threw me a blunt for the inconvenience… the most unhinged dmv shit ever lmfaaaoooo
hey my mommy got two lul vacation homes in El Salvador, and her own crib her w her lul regional manager job - and she got papers 😭 I can tell her to hire you if you want
srry cynthia I was out last night n someone shouted “i’m tired of seeing cynthia escobars out at every mfn function” as they were leaving the bar n I thought it was hilarious :/
n yo own suegra told u to take ur cheating ass bf back bc you got nothing going for yourself, no diploma , no career , no savings just kids, ringless and fucked yo teeth
how dare he watch my story and not swipe up w heart eye emojis and not post me every day and not tweet about me and not get my name tatted and not link his credit card w me and not set up and pay for my lash appt and not send me $50 jus for being pretty and not
men bragging about losing their virginity at 13 to their “babysitter” or any woman older at the time makes me so sad like sir.. you were literally sexually assaulted .. u r a victim
this mf jus tried to flex n put his girl on speaker as he was cutting her off, n throughout all the back n forth she finally goes, “so you’re gonna cut me off even after I found you fucking a man on me??”😭😭😭
my boss just surprisingly flew in from Dubai, and while everyone is coincidentally running late- I am the only one here early for once, what a lovely monday😭😭