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Nah cuz they’re so cute together
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“Thank you for coming Mr. Bad Bunny, he was your biggest fan” . Me:
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I ain’t seen one post or ig story wishing Bad Bunny a happy Birthday, y’all really mad at him Fr 😂😂
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2 years
Did he book the bad bunny Airbnb yet? Or do I gotta book that for us too
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3 years
My trust issues started with “no te voy a pegar” 😂
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1 year
When you think the talking stage is going well and then you get played for the 3856th time
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When you make a jokey joke and now it turns into a conversation about her feelings
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She should’ve listened to the cops She shouldn’t of resisted She should’ve just complied
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People in high school blasting their trash music in a speaker that’s in their back pack
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4 months
What if I see Snoop Dogg
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Apparently, if you can see a hot air balloon, your left-brained and if you see a jellyfish, you're right-brained. What do you see?
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“Request to view”
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IG stories shows if you aren’t close friends
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I did a thing and got my bachelors of science in Nutritional Sciences—Dietetics
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@nelsonprater1 @BeeNasty_ Word that’s good, props to you, to each their own i guess lol
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“After seeing this Guatemalan game it made me think about how everyone counted us out and that we wouldn’t make it far. We fought through thick and thin. Hopefully we can unpackage this like a chuchito and come back stronger. No need to text back. Tell your momma I miss her”
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No more alcohol til August 😇
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1 year
A guy will make it clear as day and love you out loud when he truly wants you in his life
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Lesh 👸🏽❤
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Majita.. 😊👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼
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I got into grad school :)
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Sneak peak
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@angel333ica Have him like
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When she been putting up with your shit all day and that last jokey joke makes her snap
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How to eat pickles
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Mood: Wanna get FUCKED UP and dance bachata
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3 years
When I tell people I’m Guatemalan this is what they expect me to look like
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Ight so when do i get my offers for advertising dildos and night lights and all that
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Why are Latinas sooooo…. como se dice…. ✨divine✨
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Remember two incomes are better than one, that’s why you make sure your girl has 2 jobs kings. Stay up
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Crazy how Manuel Turizo is SEVERELY underrated
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Me when I learn my girl in that missing submarine
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Being engaged and being at the club while dancing on multiple guys is wilddd, mejor solo que mal acompañado
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It ends with me 🤍
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I’m a slut for avocados
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Not me meeting Governor Murphy high af at Noches De Colombia 😂
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3 years
Short girls be pounding down drinks like they’re not 5’2 lmfao
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Publicly posting your love for your bf while being in my DMs saying you miss me is partly why i have trust issues lol
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2 years
$4.50 for gas? I needa know if we’re starting a family before I head out
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Single til I find a woman who only brings peace into my life
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Her: I hope you know how to swim or you’ll drown in this pussy Me:
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My doppelgänger in the back is one freaky fuck being at a porn convention 😭
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Audio messages be better than regular texts if the other person has a great personality
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A relationship should be 50/50, I’m on PS4 and she uses my card for online shopping
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If smoking weed gives you anxiety i feel so bad for you 😭
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Clubbing and going to bars is getting old to me tbh unless I go with my s/o
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Simp me and single me are two different people lmfaoo
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Anyone else ?
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@rosa_valencia1 Cuz i don’t follow you on there ? Lol
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Spanish music be hitting so much different
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Going to bed without cuddles is mad ghetto
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Marry her before she graduates so your last name is on the diploma
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If Guatemala wins tonight I’ll quit playing and settle down 🇬🇹
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Hi, this my new niece :)
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If you got me blowing kisses thru the phone just know you won me fr
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LMFAO 😂, es verdad ?
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Ok I’m done talking about it now lol
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If there’s one thing imma do, it’s sleep
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The way he picks it up 😂
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In Guatemala we don’t say “what’s wrong with you” we say “bueno, y usted que?” And I think that’s beautiful
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Nah love still exists cuz of THESE two
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𝑮𝒊𝒐 🇲🇽
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rauw and rosalia? nah, love still exists thanks to these two:
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Another year wiser and best gift of all 🥹
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Guate ftw 🇬🇹🇬🇹🇬🇹
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Shout out to the homies! Much love 🤧
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My hispanic mom makes it hard to live a peaceful life
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Que tal chiquita
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Idc what anyone says old reggaeton will never go out of style
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Speaking Spanish is such a flex
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When she comes home from brunch with the girls
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Life changing friends 🤍🦃🍽
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I’m just tryna get someone’s daughter one of those big ass bears for Valentine’s Day
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Idc what anyone says Te Bote still goes hard once in a while
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Dinner in the city with my faves ❤️
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Flirt like someone from NY/NJ . “Nah but dead ass tho you look gorgeous af 😍” 🤣🤣
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Idk if y’all remember but this man has his whole BACK tattooed of her
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the only thing i saw in Anuel’s engagement video is Karol’s name tattooed on his hand… i can’t believe this mf is engaged, that shit pissed me off 💀💀
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How to eat Chic fil A sauce:
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Be a whore
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Oh hey ☄️
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Adventurin and shit
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Idk I think bowling is a fun activity
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Meet my fam 🇬🇹
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When East Coasts meets West Coast 🤝 #NewProfilePic
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I made one 🙂
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So don’t hate me but i tried Mexican horchata for the first time rn and it just might be better than Salvadoran horchata 👉🏽👈🏽
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What a good surprise to wake up to
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Online friends can be better than hometown friends sometimes
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Sup foo
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Me and the baddie i pulled by being funny and silly
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Happy Mother’s Day, this day got me reminiscing on how you would’ve been a great mother to our children and that we would’ve been a happy family together. You don’t gotta reply just tell your mom i said happy Mother’s Day and if she liked the flowers i sent her
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Damn some guy just called me cuz i was texting his girl earlier this year (who i met off a dating app mind you) 😬
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@ayypattyy I’m sorry what
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Anyone else’s parents say “en la vida no ay amigos”
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Bringing this video back, but who got the Guatemalan soccer coach’s number I just wanna talk 🤧
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They really caught employees fucking at my job 💀🤣
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Drunk tweet of the day, i want a Latina shortie gf
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Other guys: You’re sick if you kiss her after she gives you head Me:
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Running errands y’all need something ?
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Buenas días a las Salvadoreñas solamente 🇸🇻😌
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Cuz I kinda like this off guard photo idk why
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If you got blonde hair and blue eyes don’t hmu, now if you look like you can fuck up some frijoles con queso fresco then slide
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Mimosa me !
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