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“Weird” Analingus Yankovic

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👨🏻‍🏭🤹🏻‍♂️🖖🌱 ☭ I own the Star Trek car

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That’s because it’s a one-sided genocide you nazi freak
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Tel Aviv. 6am. Runners on the beach. Waves lapping. Yaffa lit up in the distance. Zionism on crack. Thanks for being you, Israel.
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@JustinWhang Even the guy with a poop covered gaming chair has a girlfriend
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@herosnvrdie69 GoFundMe then: Wow, this will be a great way to help people fund creative projects! GoFundMe now: oh no. Oh god. This is bleak. somebody please do something
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@jbromovies The fact he keeps laying there too like he’s immobilized by a sleep paralysis demon
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@sverresj Now what, Crab?
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@kyletrow @Hbomberguy One time I went on a date with a woman who told me she had a 15 year old son. The next day she called me crying saying her son had died and I started going “ohmygodohmygod”. I then learned her son was a cat
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@JucheMane For whose benefit? Flying is a miserable, uncomfortable experience that everyone wants to get through as painlessly as possible. No one is gonna look at a nerd with a three piece suit and think “wow wish I did that”.
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@LolOverruled Can’t smell anything and in a completely unrecognizable place beyond his understanding….I’m sure he loves it!
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@skatie420 “Oh ho ho eating a sausage I see. That only means one thing…” “Sigmund, I swear to Christ, just let me eat my lunch”
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@MuskTillDawn He cut raw meat and then immediately cut cooked meat with the same knife
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@bonerhitler My brother did something similar when he was on a jury. He said everyone wanted to say guilty without discussing the case at all and he had to argue the prosecution didn’t actually make the case. He said the whole experience made him paranoid of ever being in a similar situation
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@CigsMake They aren’t dressed as Serge Gainsbourg. Those are just average French children
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@NewSovietPoster The koalas were waiting for a knife and fork because they have manners
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@Its_Jawsh 3 days ago
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@MatthewFerrari The apology we deserve
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@julianfeeld How have all the satanic panic conservatives not latched on to this of all things? Freaking out about a celebrity covered in fake blood when this is true man made horror
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@notable_dingus @C0ckLesnar I’m so happy for him
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@GarlicCorgi Everyone better erase their old tweets supporting the Mongol Empire
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@ReillyBJohnson It deserved a Best Visual Effects Oscar! The clip:
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@christweetsllc No avocado toast Made coffee at home Successful millionaire father No Netflix account
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@justinboldaji Oh fuck…oh shit…
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@buzzfeedjenny Checking the balcony? Is she expecting a siege from Atlantis?
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@PatPetterson2 @Alec_Zeck Please leave your house and stop being afraid of your imagination
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@Joe_SLP You’re a moron
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@murderxbryan Jordan Peterson, fighting back tears: it’s called Bee Movie which would lead you to believe, hearing the title, it is a B-Movie or a low budget movie. It is anything but! The Bee in question is B E E and the film is transcendent!
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@LanceStLaurent I remember being in high school and all the students would just be walking in the auditorium for no reason
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@jaybeware All the while telling the Palestinians to go elsewhere. They are reclaiming their homes. They don’t have a house in Brooklyn
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@JarJarFan69 Kim Jong Un will sometimes offer you a fine cigar and even light it for you but the cigar is not a cigar at all, it is a stick of dynamite
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@NotoriousPBG I love human anatomy
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@AshyMalik Followed someone like this for awhile and when they blew a red light and just kept going I just turned around and went home
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@MilesKlee It’s kind of of unfair because the mega bunny isn’t aware it’s in a competition. We may never know the bunny’s true potential
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@thepurringjew @Bimb0Slice What is happening here that it had to be blurred
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@jenny2x4 A godly soak can quickly become the devil’s jacuzzi
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@theserfstv The facts based debate bros are really focused on hypotheticals. What if the world was made of pudding? Debate me!
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@miniondeathcult The Elon Musk fandom and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
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@msnuk Do you want to know what I am?
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@indianloonie He probably wrote this down once and angrily scribbled over it thinking it was too unrealistic
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@blewglass *dressing their son like a clown* now you’ll show those bullies how serious you are
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@herosnvrdie69 When I was a kid I noticed how much food my friends threw away so I would just wait and ask for their leftovers
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We love #dumpsterdaddy Rich Evans!
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We’re asking everyone to please refrain from using the #dumpsterdaddy hashtag. We don’t want to get this trending. It would be shameful and embarrassing.
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@tylergilfoster I wish I could get 2 mil to stop being cringe
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@TheRightCant Whose broad stripes and bright blobs…
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@RrrgThe My friends and I listening to The Best of Karl Marx
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@replyguys_txt That must be an awesome super power to just be like “actually I’m hot af” and have the reply guy instantly “muuuuuh I’m a worm. Step on me. End my life”
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@ByYourLogic Funny to think the first body double the secret service had was probably perfect but trump wanted him to be “hotter” and “not walk like there’s a load in his pants”
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@shaun_vids Mmmm what smells like toast?
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@theserfstv I don’t think you should expect any consistency from online outrage merchants. They have no actual beliefs
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@okimstillhungry Flying already feels like a form of psychological torture
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@Srirachachau Can’t wait for the inspirational biopic about her Producer: a hot blonde woman with nice boobs? Get outta here! This ain’t a charity!! Sydney Sweeney: please.Let me prove I’m worthy enough for prestige tv!
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@emilyrauhala @evadou I NEED MY FRIED APPETIZERS FROM APPLEBEES
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@willmenaker I hate when I’m just trying to play some Qudditch in the park with my bros and broettes and there’s a family of five that have set up camp smack dab in the middle of the field. Like, uh, excuse me? You didn’t rent this field time on the app. We did.
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@realJaredGilman “You could not make a film like this today!” Is thrown around a lot but Roar truly is a movie that could never be made today
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@ettingermentum I don’t want to live in a world where posting Léa Seydoux pics is wrong
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